We saw GI Joe yesterday.
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Yes, yes it was terrible. As in really terrible. Awful. Waste of money bad. 1 or 2 out of 10 bad…
…is what I would say if there wasn’t a character called Doctor Mindbender!
Yes I will admit this character was in the movie for ONLY ONE SECOND, and his name was mentioned in a throwaway line ONLY ONCE, but…. DOCTOR MINDBENDER! That’s, like, the BEST NAME EVER!
Because of DOCTOR MINDBENDER the tragicness of the rest of the film just doesn’t matter. The ludicrousness of the ninjas, the stupidity of the no-plot, the craporific special effects and the hatefulness of all the other characters just fade away when you consider this is the first film to feature a dude named DOCTOR MINDBENDER!
If it wasn’t for Doctor Mindbender, this would easily have been the second worst film I have seen this year (Street Fighter was worse).
Thanks Doctor Mindbender, you made our $15 well spent 😉