Supergirl Cards

Just a quick entry today, since I recently discovered these stashed away in a cupboard:

Four unopened ‘wax packs’ of Supergirl cards! These date to 1984, the year of the film. Forty-two years old and still sealed! Here’s what was inside one:

As you see rather than story synopsis on the backs of the cards Topps chose to tell the story in ‘Fotonovel’ style on the front. I applaud this decision, and feel it works so well I’m surprised Topps didn’t do it on any other film set.

What makes the cards truly unique are the backs:

Those are the six cards above flipped around, and every one of these is a sticker! Most of them are captioned with 1980s ‘comedy’ and they’ve aged into the sublime after so many years.

Many of them are die-cut as well, which makes them 100% better:

Do they still stick? Experience with other ancient stickers tells me probably not. Since in my four packs I got no doubles I’m not sure I even want to try peeling one off lest I ruin it!

But wouldn’t they look great on a postcard…?

The Mystery Spot and Bigfoot Madness

We drove up to Lake George today. I hadn’t been out much since my surgery and it had been a few years so it was time again to go and check out our local tourist trap.

Postcards have more or less disappeared from our city, so I was happy the souvenir shop just as you drive into town came through with a nice selection. Maybe I sent you one with a surprise ‘attached’…

When I was planning this trip I found the ‘Lake George Mystery Spot’ listed on the map. It was described as a location where you can hear a mysterious echo if you stand in a very specific point. We had to try!

It works! If you stand in the very center of the blue lake painted on this concrete circle, face the lake, and speak you (and only you) hear a surprisingly loud echo of your voice. If you take a single step in any direction or turn away from the lake the echo disappears! It’s a true mystery (maybe…) and was worth the trip alone 🙂

We then walked the main street to check out the souvenir shops. Many of them are infected with 3D printed trash, bootleg toys or AI art t-shirts but one curious feature is the preponderance of Bigfoot items. The very first shop we went into had this giant robotic Bigfoot fortune teller (a version of the old Zoltar machine) which gave a tepid (albeit spoken) fortune and sadly did not vend a fortune since the printer was broken.

Immediately behind it was a selection of Bigfoot t-shirts which surprised me even before I noticed they had an entire aisle of them. Back during Covid we saw a sprinkling of Bigfoot items appearing in these gift shops, but today it has ballooned to a near-unbelievable level. Almost every type of clothing was available in a Bigfoot version!

We saw Bigfoot water bottles, beer holders and pens. Towels, thongs, swimmers, hats and sunglasses. Shot glasses, ashtrays, bongs, stickers and knives. Toy cars, picture frames, bibs, shovels and cups.

Cards, dog toys and notebooks. Posters, jewelry, wall art, socks, books and postcards. Squishies, cellphone stands, keychains, magnets and lamps. Statues, flashlights, walking sticks, slippers and candy. I could go on and on: there seemed to be Bigfoot everything!

How about a massive inflatable Dallas Cowboys Bigfoot lawn ornament?

Or a metal sign (one of many) to hang outside your home? This store had multiple Bigfoot garden ornaments as well, in case you run out of places to display Bigfoot inside your home.

And if your love of Bigfoot transcends even completely redecorating your home, why not give ‘Snake’ a call and swap Bigfoot stories? (If you look into this guy online, you’ll be entering a deep and fascinating rabbit hole…)

If you’re wondering, Bigfoot sightings are basically nonexistent in the area, which apparently is more famous for being a ‘hotbed of ghosts’. Maybe next time we visit all the Bigfoot stuff will be replaced by ghost souvenirs 🙂

The above pic is just to illustrate that the shops weren’t completely overrun with Bigfoot, and had space for some weird K-Pop Demon Hunters bootleg trash as well!

We had planned on visiting the Frankenstein horror museum but the town was so busy it would have been too crowded, so once we were done with Bigfoot shopping we shared a slice of pizza, a giant shaved ice, and headed home. We probably got a little sunburned, but it was a fun trip.

Pushin’ Coins With Grogue

I went to Dave & Busters for the first time in years. Even if I was snooping to see if there were new cards in the Star Trek coin pusher I wouldn’t admit it. The place was dead and I was surprised by the number of gigantic gun and shooting cabinets based on licensed properties:

As I staggered toward the latrine I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this:

Holy smokes, a Mandalorian & Grogu coin pusher?!?!? What madness led to this? The film was a failure and probably shouldn’t have even been made but someone thought they’d turn it into a coin pusher?

A quick scan of the playfield revealed cards featuring all our forgettable favourite characters from the film. I had to play this immediately!

I instantly forgot about my need to urinate and near-ran over to the counter to get a gamecard. The pretty attendant seemed relieved she had a customer and I barely reacted when she cheerily told me the minimum cost to get a play card was $28! I quickly handed her cash and hurried back to Grogu.

Using this professionally annotated image, let me describe the ‘gameplay’. A (pink) ring of targets continuously rotates and every time you push a button a coin rolls down the (yellow) ramp. If the coin hits a target extra coins roll down the (green) ramp onto the playfield. Some targets give you other rewards, including the ability to launch a ball – pinball style – up a (blue) ramp.

You get tickets for every coin that falls into the hopper, when you shoot the ball, and if you redeem any cards at the shop. I was barely interested in the tickets, I just wanted to win all nine cards. My target was the large clump of cards right at the edge, as shown in the first pic.

My $28 got me 150 coins, which feels like a crime but is actually less than a quarter per coin. I’m one of the best medal game players in the world, so I knew with 150 attempts I’d be walking away with a pocketful of cards. I wasted no time and began my quest!

At first I was dropping coins with wild abandon as I gained the measure of the machine. About 30 coins in I fell into a comfortable rhythm of dropping coins at periodic intervals so they always hit a target and often got me a ball to shoot. Coins were dropping like rain, but the massive clump of cards was proving stubborn. This continued for about 20 minutes, with only one or two cards dropping and the pile at the edge growing over-larger.

Then – with only a dozen or so coins remaining – I won a jackpot spin from a ball shot and (as you see above) my prize was ‘party mode’. This gave me free coin drops for ten seconds. I released all my limiters and smashed the coin drop button like Takahashi Meijin! I must have dropped over 100 coins in those ten seconds and I giggled like a simpleton as the playfield overflowed with coins which led to the massive bounty of cards all falling over the edge at once.

These are the sort of moments that make you feel truly alive.

And then I was done. 150 coins – all $28 – had been given to the machine. I reached into the hopper and pulled out 13 cards, including the 8 outlined in red above, and 5 doubles. Notably, I didn’t get the ‘Mandalorian’ card, which means were I going to redeem them all for points I was one card short of 3000 tickets.

The 9th card was tempting me near the edge, but as an renowned medal game master I knew not to throw good money after bad, and returned to the store counter to see how many tickets I had won.

After turning in my 5 card doubles (for 50 bonus tickets each) my total was 1072 tickets! This was much more than I expected, and I had no doubt I’d be able to get a fine prize or two from the shop.

Alas I was only 179,000 tickets short for a Switch 2 so I browsed the other options and eventually chose these (total cost: 1065 tickets):

At only $28 for a small bag of Swedish fish and some sort of liquid spray candy I felt like I should have got a free slap in the face as well…

Here’s a better look at my winnings. The cards are plastic, have nothing except a logo on the back, and have already been placed into a box never to see the light of the sun ever again. I’ll forget them as quickly as I forgot the film, but the joy of winning them will be with me for ever!