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McDonaldโ€™s Memories

Sunday, January 28th, 2024

That’s the first Australian McDonald’s, which opened in Sydney the year before I was born. From what I can determine, the first McDonald’s in Newcastle opened when I was 7, and since it wasn’t far from where my Nan lived it was a frequent treat after we’d visit her house.

Since then I’ve eaten at Maccas hundreds of times, and over those 40+ years many memories have been made. Here’s a selection:

  • As a child the McDonald’s calendar was an essential purchase! Not only did we hang it on our walls, we also coloured it in and – most importantly – we used the coupons every month to get free food!
  • Happy Meals were my default order as a child, and the toys (in my memory) were much higher quality than today. I fondly remember some Star Wars stencils that could be used to draw characters, that I wish I’d kept to this day.
  • Ice creams in those days were self-serve!

  • Graduating to Big Macs was one moment in my life when I felt like an adult. I don’t remember who it was, but I was at Maccas with a friend once and he got a Big Mac and I ordered a ‘Junior Burger’ and he asked me why I didn’t eat Big Macs! This prompted me to try one and I never looked back ๐Ÿ™‚
  • Back when we had our paper run one time the newspaper came with Maccas coupons for free fries. We ended up with loads of them and I recall I had a lot of fries during the weeks that followed!
  • During the 1984 Olympics I remember my group of friends used to go to Charlestown Maccas after school and watch the athletic events. A girl in my year was working there at the time and she used to surreptitiously give us free food.

  • I used to love the cookies! Australia didn’t have a strong traditional of ‘animal crackers’ so we didn’t know that Maccas cookies were basically the same. Even well into my teens I used to get a box of these with my order and eat them on the bus home.
  • I also used to enjoy their strawberry milkshakes, although I haven’t had one since I left Australia.
  • In my last year of High School we organized a treasure hunt and one item on the list was ‘one point for every McDonald’s cheeseburger you bring us’ and we had loads delivered (as well as a phone call of complaint from a McDonald’s!). This was when microwaves were uncommon so we (me and the judges) ate a bunch for dinner and – to my shame – had to throw the rest away.

  • The frozen cokes I’ve ordered at Australian McDonald’s. During my summer trips it wasn’t unusual for me to have two or three a day, but these past years – since I’ve traveled in winter – it’s usually been just one. It’s the best item on their menu ๐Ÿ™‚
  • When I first returned to Oz in 2000 I wrote a series of postcards on alternate days in the George street Maccas. Entitled ‘The McDonalds Series’, these are some of the oldest and most nostalgic postcards in my collection.

  • During our trip to Germany we visited many McDonald’s, often not eating at all. The reason: I was hunting McDonald’s glasses with ‘coca cola’ written in various different languages!
  • At a Maccas in Paris – on the Champs-Elysees to be specific – I ate breakfast very early and was the only diner in the restaurant. A man came and sat down right next to me and bowed his head until it hit the table. I quickly finished and left, and later that day my hotel concierge told me he was probably a homeless man looking to scavenge any food I may have left on the tray.

  • I could do a blog post on Japanese Maccas memories alone, but two that stick out were the Superfries (read about them here) and not once but twice being seated at a very busy Maccas and finding myself sharing a table with a young ‘office lady’ working on her laptop!
  • The memory I’m most proud of would be my 2022 achievement of seven identical orders in seven days at seven different Maccas (read about it here). Will I ever surpass this? No man yet knows…

So many years of McDonald’s! The irony is I almost never eat it in the USA since it’s usually awful here, but you can bet that any foreign trip I ever go on will include at least one stop at a Maccas. Let’s hope there’s many more memories to be made ๐Ÿ™‚

Top 40 Nostalgia

Saturday, October 7th, 2023

Some years back I referred to my collection of ‘Too 40’ charts I used to get at the record shops. I had dozens of them lasting many years through the 1980s, and wish I still had them.

Recently I found some scanned in a historical website of Australian music. The scans were a little low-resolution, but the charts are still readable. Here’s one from March 1984:

Some iconic songs in that top 10! Also note that Thriller is at week 67 in the top 40 but a Midnight Oil album is at week 69! Incidentally I love how this scan is obviously of a copy once owned by a kid who wrote on it.

Here’s the back of the same chart:

These were about A4 size, always printed in two different colours, and usually sat in piles on a counter free for the taking. The fronts always showed the singles/album chart and the back was usually an ad that often contained lyrics. It was a particularly great week when a band I liked was featured on the back ๐Ÿ™‚

Here’s the front and back of another from 1984:

99 Luftballoons spent at least two weeks at number 1 in Australia? I wouldn’t have remembered that, even though I did buy the single (and I believe own it to this day). Since I was a big fan of Nik Kershaw in those days, I’m sure I was thrilled to see him featured on the back.

Here’s one from 1985, in which we see the Countdown (a very famous Oz music TV show) promotion had ended:

And lastly the fronts only of two more:

That’s all I was able to find online, and since it was years ago I no longer remember where. If anything this dip into nostalgia makes me want to get my hands on one even more. Years back I saw one (in so-so condition) for sale in an antique store for some silly price and passed. Next time I may reach for my wallet, especially if it’s got a good band on the back ๐Ÿ™‚

Ten Years of Puzzdra

Saturday, June 3rd, 2023

A post unrelated to my trip today, but one ten years in the making. Today marked my 3650th day of cumulative logins to Puzzle & Dragons!

Ten years ago today, during a trip to Japan, I installed the game. And I’ve played every single day since then. Since I play for an hour at least every day, this means I’ve been playing Puzzle & Dragons for about 150 days!

I’ve got 2835 cards now, including every single top-tier leader and multiple copies of most everything else. I have so resources used to power up cards I will never use them all, and I’ve beaten every single dungeon in the game, including the very difficult super-endgame stuff.

The game has become extremely complex over the years. The above shows all the possible ‘awakenings’ a card can have, and making teams to beat the tough dungeons require a complete understanding of all of them.

The above is the most recent rare card added to the game (only a few days ago). I managed to get him, but haven’t yet built a team for him. In time I will. In a few months he will no doubt be superseded by a new more powerful leader, but one of the strengths of the game is that few cards ever truly become obsolete.

The game has had a massive amount of ‘collaborations’ over the years. Naturally my favourite was Ultraman and I was able to get every character. Above you may see a few cards from various other collaborations you might recognize.

I still play the game daily, still enjoy it, and still look forward to new content. I do however feel that while the game has done an extraordinary job of updating often enough to keep popular for a decade, that it has started to decline. I don’t know how much longer it will last, but I don’t doubt I’ll be playing until the day they close the servers ๐Ÿ™‚

Happy 30 Years!

Thursday, May 11th, 2023

30 years ago today, I came to America. It was probably the best but hardest decision I ever made, and the anniversary – which I usually ignore – is bittersweet. Kristin suggested I do something ‘American’ to celebrate… so I walked to McDonalds for lunch ๐Ÿ™‚

Including tax a hamburger happy meal now costs $6.47, which seems a lot for what you get. Service was very fast though, and the food was piping hot and looked good once I unpacked it:

I ate the burger first. As a little boy the junior burger (as it was called in Oz back in those days) was my favorite, but I grew into Big Macs for a few decades before somewhat recently returning to happy meals. It’s just enough food for me now, and I’ve grown to enjoy the simple taste of the plain hamburger.

This one didn’t disappoint, and as I inhaled it I increasingly noticed the rest of the patrons in the dining area were geriatrics or lunatics and I was simultaneously the youngest and sanest in the room. Thankfully the burger was meaty and delicious, and I almost could ignore the madwoman across the restaurant screaming about toilet paper.

Are Macca’s fried the best fast food fry? I can’t answer that now (but I will in time; stay tuned) but I will say that first impressions of this portion were high: they were crispy and hot with a nice potato taste. Unfortunately there must have been a mistake in the kitchen since they were insanely oversalted, and even the half-flat and watery Diet Coke barely cut the bitterness.

I ate them regardless, priding myself on my ability to ignore the ancient nutter gibbering about his hip flask. One of his companions seemed to gutterally grunt at him in response, and I wondered if perhaps they weren’t even human? With my food gone, it was time to inspect the toy.

Macca’s continues to cut costs and the plastic in this Cosmo (a good dog) from Guardians 3 would have probably been better used for anything else. What child wants this? I considered saving it for a future birthday gift for Bernard, but came to my senses (unlike the wizened loon mumbling to himself in the corner) and hurled it into the nearest trash bin.

My anniversary meal completed, I fled the asylum restaurant and walked home. It took a while and was hot, and my extreme salt-induced hydration made it feel hotter, but at least I hadn’t let the day pass without doing something special. Happy 30 years to me ๐Ÿ™‚

My 10 Favourite Nick Cave Songs

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023

I’ve been listening to a lot of Nick Cave recently, and also reading about his life and work. It’s interesting how different people like his catalogue in different ways, but this isn’t surprising since he’s been going for 40+ years now. Coming up with a list of my favourite songs was a herculean task, but I’ve done it. Putting them in order would be impossible, so here I’ll present them chronologically:

The Mercy Seat (1988)

I hear stories from the chamber how Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger died upon the cross

This is one of his signatures now isn’t it? I was a big fan before this one was released, but when I first purchased and played the (vinyl!) single I had a feeling Nick Cave wasn’t going to remain ‘my’ guy any more. Previously I had tried to turn my friends on to him with no success; after this one it was easy. And rightly so; it’s a fantastic song and a deserved classic.

The Ship Song (1990)

We talk about it all night long, we define our moral ground
But when I crawl into your arms everything, it comes tumbling down

Nick Cave had emerged from the wasteland with his Tender Prey album (in 1988) and now he was on TV and magazine covers and (at least in Australia) most people no longer said ‘Nick who?’ And then this song – the first single from The Good Son album – came out, and the whole world started paying attention. It’s not that he hadn’t written love songs before, but I think this was the first time his signature mix of melancholy and beauty reached a sublime level. I’ve heard this countless times over the years, and it can still bring a tear to my eye. This one will be played at my funeral. (Also this unique cover version is extraordinary.)

Loom Of The Land (1992)

I told her that the moon was a magical thing
It shone gold in winter, and silver in spring

The 7th album Henry’s Dream was a tour-de-force, and while Cave himself apparently was not a fan of the production, it was around this time that I felt the band transitioned from making great albums with a few fantastic songs into fantastic albums with nearly perfect songs. For me this one is the standout of the album, and one of my all-time favourites of his. Here he tells a seemingly simple story of a boy and a girl using poetic lyrics laced with menace and despair. The melody and instrumentation are beautiful, and his vocal is virtuoso. This is a masterpiece and – for me – quintessential Nick Cave.

Do You Love Me (1994)

The moon in the sky is battered and mangled
And the bells in the chapel went jingle-jangle

Another raw ‘love song’ that suggests violence, madness and death. This was the first single from the Let Love In album and it’s yet another step in the path that led to Murder Ballads. This is a melodic and very singable song that celebrates the darker sides of life and I have loved it since the first moment I heard it.

Do You Love Me? (Pt 2) (1994)

Dreams that roam between truth and untruth
Memories that become monstrous lies

I hesitated to include both Do You Love Me‘s, because I didn’t want to eclipse this one. It’s the last song on the album, and wasn’t released as a single, but for me it’s without question the best song on that album and a fitting mirror of it’s namesake. In lesser hands this would be a dirge, but Cave transforms it into a beautiful and moving chronicle of (his?) lost youth and innocence. Do we love him? Of course we do!

Sail Away (1994)

She came beside me amongst my coat
Her breath was warm against my throat
We clung to each other so very close
For the worst had come true

This was the b-side to the Do You Love Me single, and I’ll never understand why because it is – and probably always will be – my favourite Nick Cave song. There’s so much great about this – the music, the performance, the delivery – but chief amongst them is the wonderful lyric, which contrasts innocence and fragility with literally ‘the worst’ coming true. Like all Cave songs it doesn’t matter to me what it is about, since the emotion it evokes is more important, and here those feelings are painful and so close.

That’s the thing with Nick Cave: his lyrics are so often dark and tortured and describe horrors that most people would run from (he wrote an entire album about murder) but they are also transcendent, and strangely reassuring. The best Nick Cave songs make you happy-sad in the best way: they remind you of life, and how special that is. For me, Sail Away is one of the best examples of this.

Black Hair (1997)

Today she took a train to the west…

For me, The Boatman’s Call is the best Nick Cave album; so good that it was a true struggle not putting half or more of the album on this list. The album – which Cave has since described as a “heroic melodrama born from rejection” – was spun from a turbulent love affair with singer PJ Harvey, and the songs and performances are intentionally slower and simpler than anything he had done before. It’s a poignant and sincere album filled with exquisite examples of his craft, and perhaps more than anything he had previously done it makes the listener feel they are right there with him as he sings. This particular song is a musical mantra, repeating over and over again his wish that Polly (and her Black Hair) perhaps didn’t choose to take that train and leave him. A moving song about failed love.

Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere (1997)

If I could relive one day of my life
If I could relive just a single one
You on the balcony my future wife
Oh who could have known, but no one

This is one the saddest songs he has ever written: the lyrics speak of love and loss and addiction and death and there’s no sunny sky on the horizon in the singer’s world. Put this one on when your overwhelmed or need to be sad, or when you just want to spend a few minutes ‘nowhere’.

Oh My Lord (2001)

They claimed that I had lost the plot
Kept saying that I was not the man I used to be

By now the young anti-establishment punk from Melbourne had become an acclaimed songwriter and performer that was being called the next Leonard Cohen. He was a ‘superstar’; famous worldwide. Of course the more famous one is, the less private one’s life becomes, and if this song is sincere it speaks volumes of the difficulty he had with the intrusions from the media into his private world. A dark topic for him perhaps (at the time), but once again he managed to spin the negative feelings into a marvelous and powerful song.

Nature Boy (2004)

She moves among the shadows
She floats upon the breeze
She moves among the candles
And we moved through the days and through the years

There’s always been that thought in me that Cave writes (and delivers) his lyrics with just a little twinkle in his eye. Could it be that his talent is even greater than we know: that the pain and darkness he puts onto his songs is an act delivered by an entertainer of superhuman ability? If true, then surely he would drop that disguise every now and then and show us the ‘real’ Nick Cave? And if he did, then surely it would be this lovely and wonderfully happy song about love.

(For the record I don’t believe the above. I think the truth is he is an astonishingly talented writer and performer that has always struggled with addiction and loss and even guilt and – to our benefit – has successfully channeled his struggles into verse and song. I don’t think there’s any doubt he’s one of the most talented songwriters of all time, and quite possible the best alive today.)

As I said this was an impossible list to compile, and even writing this I removed and added songs several times. I also omitted cover versions, despite some of them (Long Time Man, Running Scared) being amongst my favourites. You’ll also note the latest song is almost 20 years old now, since Cave’s last few albums haven’t spoken to me like his earlier work (especially the mid 90s stuff) does, despite them being amongst his most acclaimed.

I know a few of you are big fans of his work as well. Which songs did I leave off that should have been on this list?