Ramen 29: What’s This?!?

November 3rd, 2024

A short post today, since I had to mention this limited edition flavour of Funyuns onion ring snacks:

Why oh why did they have to be hot & spicy chicken ramen?!? What’s wrong with plain chicken, the flavour beloved by all??!? For this reason these were purchased, placed carefully in our larder, and then forgotten for months.

This is no exaggeration! I only ever saw these for sale once – at a petrol station of all places – and I purchased them immediately. Many times since I had considered opening them but I was always terrified of the ‘hot & spicy’. Yesterday, six weeks after they had expired, they were finally tasted.

My verdict: inedible. Quite literally I could barely even finish the sole ring I tasted, so excruciating was the mouth-scalding heat. Others (such as KLS, who didn’t mind them) may say they’re not even hot at all, but as with all True Australians I have no heat tolerance and these were torture.

Halloween Decorations

October 29th, 2024

Halloween decorations seem to have increased both in frequency and size this year. We went for a walk the other day to admire some of them. Here’s some photos.

Many houses that decorate will have pumpkins on their porch, perhaps a few little ghosts hanging from a tree, and maybe a skeletons or skull in their window. This house went all-in with a full-sized skeleton and a gigantic spider web that spans their entire front yard. This isn’t even the biggest web near us: another house covered almost the entire front of the house with a massive web!

This one is a bit low effort but made us laugh: (rubber) body parts scattered on the lawn. On a dark night I think this could be quite scary for a young child, which I feel is in the ‘true’ spirit of Halloween

Just down the street from us they built a small graveyard in their yard which looks great amongst the fallen leaves. As you can see the dead are escaping and climbing a nearby tree. This is illuminated with spooky red lights at night and looks great.

The place around the corner has two massive inflatables (one is Hogwarts!), a looming skeleton with animated eyes and dozens of smaller statues all throughout the yard. Trick-or-treaters will walk through the purple house on their way to the front door. All this is lit at night and accompanied by spooky music.

The place down the road that did tennis playing skeletons years ago now have an incredible Ghostbusters scene. The backpacks and ‘slimer’ ghost are all homemade from cardboard and styrofoam and (we think) the beams light up at night. This is amazingly well done and the sort of display that could win a Halloween decoration contest!

A few blocks away, in front of a house that looks like it could legitimately be haunted, are the biggest decorations we’ve ever seen. Jack Skellington here is 13 feet tall (I checked!) and animated, and only one of five different enormous statues they have in their front yard.

This demon has light-up eyes and towers over me. It’s legitimately creepy and I imagine kids will love it.

And as you can see this headless horseman is almost life-sized as well. I checked online to find a price and there seems to be a few different similar models but even the cheapest is almost $400. And this is just one of five in this houses front yard!

Inflatables remain common, but perhaps not as much as they used to be. Here’s the display in front of our fire station, which as usual will have a haunted house installation this year for parents to take their kids to on Halloween. I like the sausage dog, with a sign (‘Happy Halloweiner‘) that seems removable so he can remain out with his pilgrim hat on as a thanksgiving ornament.

And what of us? It’s been several years since we out any non-pumpkin decorations out, but we splurged this year on our first ever set of lawn flamingos! Of the zombie kind…

Here they are installed next to the creepy face on the tree in our front yard. They’re black with blood red eyes and long sharp teeth, and probably should have been marketed as vampires and not zombies!

And here they are at night, basking in the glow from that demonic face. We won’t be home on Halloween night, but I hope at least one young trick-or-treater sees this and is momentarily spooked 🙂

Another Year At The Films

October 24th, 2024

Kristin and I saw 30 movies this year, some more than once, and all but one at the drive-in. As with previous years we wrote five-word reviews after each of them, and here they are. Since I couldn’t sometimes pick only one, some films have multiple ‘reviews’ 🙂

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire – Best film of the year!
Ghostbusters Frozen Empire – Time to retire this franchise.
Abigail – Original and fun vampire movie.

The Mummy – A decent bootleg Indy film.
The Mummy – The hero murders many people.
Jumanji – Children imperiled by jungle animals.
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace – Meesa do lika dis film.

Challengers – It’s not really about tennis.
If – Deadpool as an imaginary friend.
Furiosa – Oh what a lovely film!
Furiosa – We didn’t need another hero.

Inside Out 2 – The sequel to Inside Out.
Kingdom of The Planet Of The Apes – What’s with these ape movies?
Kingdom of The Planet Of The Apes – The best character isn’t simian.
Despicable Me 4 – Prequel to Despicable Me 5.

Maxxxine – Mia Goth is a star!
Twisters – Pretty people doing stupid things.
Close Encounters of The Third Kind – Re mi do do sol.

Deadpool & Wolverine – Proof that plot is irrelevant.
It Ends With Us – Unbelievable people living unbelievable lives.
It Ends With Us – It didn’t end fast enough.
Alien Romulus – ‘Goonies with aliens’ doesn’t work.

Grease – The lyrics are so suggestive!
Grease – Sadly it doesn’t include Xanadu.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice – What the hell was that?
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice – Worst film of the year.
Trap – Just another dumb Shyamalan film.
Trap – Appropriately the title rhymes with…

Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter – What happened to the mum?
The Beyond – Far more style than substance.
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives– He should have stayed dead.
Evil Dead 2 – A well deserving horror classic.

Transformers One – More than meets the eye.
Joker: Folie A Deux – Should never have been made.
The Wild Robot – Robot Jesus saves furry animals.

The Wolf Man – Spoiler: Lon Chaney’s a werewolf!
DraculaThe bats have left the bell tower
DraculaThe victims have been bled
DraculaRed velvet lines the black box
DraculaBela Lugosi’s dead

(Ok, so I broke my 5 word limit for that last one. I’m sure you forgive me!)

With winter fast approaching the drive-ins are once again closed for the season. It was the end of our 15th year going to our closest local drive-in, and we will again buy a season pass for 2025. I hope they’ll have a lot of good films for us to watch next year!

Chinese Cheetos

October 23rd, 2024

Recently I bought some intriguing Cheetos at an Asian grocer in NYC. Let’s give them a go:

First we have these, mysterious labeled as ‘Japanese Flavour’ and bearing the regal figure of Ultraman Zero on the package.

I’ll admit I was nervous, since I’m a half-man when it comes to new tastes and I’m deeply suspicious of Asian cheese. But these were delicious!

The ‘artificial steak flavouring’ and caramel listed in the ingredients combine nicely to produce a tasty corn snack with the slightest hint of meat and sweet aftertaste. I ate them heartily and wished I had purchased more than one bag. An easy thumbs up!

Next we have Ultraman Tiga Cheetos, this time ‘Artificial American turkey flavour’! Turkey? American turkey? Artificial? What could this be?!?

In short, these are magnificent. Of course they don’t taste like turkey at all, but they – much like the steak versions – are a delightful mix of savory and sweet. Imagine taking a chicken twistie and dipping it in sweet and sour sauce and you’re close to what these taste like. I’ve had these before (pre Ultraman packaging) so knew what to expect, and it was without hesitation that I bought five bags 🙂

These are in fact the best Cheetos I have ever tasted. All my thumbs up!

There is also a third flavour, this time plain cheese graced with Ultraman X‘s ‘Alpha Edge’ form. If I saw these I’d buy them, but I wouldn’t expect much. I’ve had Japanese Cheetos before and they taste of the sort of evil cheese an epicure may favor but I detest.

I suggest running to your nearest Asian grocer and picking up a bag of the turkey or steak ones ASAP. You’ll love them, and as a bonus can add the (carefully washed of course) bag to your Ultraman food packaging collection 🙂

Dozens Of Things I Didn’t Purchase For Bernard At The Antique Show And One Thing I Did

October 20th, 2024

We went to an antique show yesterday, held at a fairgrounds about an hour north of here. It was mostly outdoors which meant it was very chilly in the morning, but we were there five hours (there were 220+ dealers) and the day warmed nicely as it went along.

As with typical antique shops/shops, there were lots and lots of ‘crappy’ (to quote another attendee we overheard) items including kitchenware, clothing, tools, CD/DVDs, VHS tapes and miscellany like the above box of keys. Most of these we gave at best a cursory glance at and moved on.

We saw hunting/fishing gear as well as taxidermy and a fair amount of weapons and military collectibles (including Nazi items). Oh and lots (and lots!) of NASCAR items, toy cars and baseball stuff. Obviously I ignored all of that as well.

Fancy some teeth? They weren’t real, but they were creepy. We also saw leather goods with realistic eyes sewn into them, and a range of extremely weird and creepy dolls of alien fetuses. And lots of Halloween and Christmas goods as well.

I was of course looking for genre items, and many collectors had loads of it, including cases of opened stuff like the one above. The items on show ranged from damaged bootlegs to boxed pristine items from the 1980s. I saw many things I never expected to see at an outdoor antiques show in a small town in central NY.

Old electronics were in abundance, including this home 8-track player with a bunch of tapes. We saw several reel-to-reel and Super-8 players as well as what looked like a portable (very big and undoubtedly heavy) film projector!

Several dealers had Super-8 reels for sale, which I had never seen before. If I had money to burn it would have been fun to buy a player and some tapes for movie night!

There were loads of typewriters, telephones, kitchen electronics and cameras too, many of which I’m sure didn’t work. The above were seen at three dealers, and are examples of three different types of failed home camera systems. Even if you still owned a working camera that used Advantix film, I wonder could you get it developed?

The Colecovision came with a selection of prototype cartridges (it used to belong to a Coleco employee) and the Vic-20 was complete but the guy didn’t know if it worked (which means it likely didn’t). We saw a boxed TRS-80 as well.

While there were loads of console games for sale (especially XBox) computer software was almost nonexistent and the above were the only two I saw. The MS-Dos 6 was still sealed!

This thing was probably broken, and at the very least was missing a battery case cover. It’s intriguing, but I’m sure it’s a glorified calculator and most of the LED elements are probably long dead.

The above were an unexpected find: nearly mint copies of a Japanese entertainment magazine from the 1950s and 1960s. I don’t know much about these, but they were densely filled with photos of singers and actors and would I feel be of great interest to Japanese people on their advanced years. But how did they get to this particular antique show?

In the days before stores tracked frequent buyer credits electronically shops had these stamp books, and this one was full! Someone missed out on cashing this in for credit decades ago 🙂

And if they had maybe they could have picked up – in 1968 – a carton of Superman orange drink! This is an unused and I unassembled carton, and at 56 years old surely must be amongst the very few remaining in existence today?

When we visited the Frank Frazetta museum over the summer we saw examples of his distinctive style, but we didn’t see any works on black velvet! This homage by an unknown artist was an original piece after Frazetta’s famous Conan painting, and I daresay better than it had any right to be!

A lot of dealers had card for sale, and most of those were baseball cards. I saw some nonsport cards, and infrequently some (overpriced) Magic cards. One guy surprised me with boxes of graded Pokémon and Weiss Schwartz cards! Some of these were unreasonably expensive.

A ‘car with a brain’ it says, and the blurb suggests you program the car to drive along a specific route. Did it work? Maybe. Did it keep a child’s interest for longer than an hour? I’d say unlikely 🙂

The ET porcelain… thing… on the left was disturbing (and broken) but not one tenth as bad as the troll statue on the right. Both of these were about a foot tall.

Speaking of ET – and moving into retro licensed merchandise – one guy had an impressive selection of all sorts of stuff from the 1980s. If you liked ET or Star Wars you could have near-bankrupted yourself with his tables alone.

He had about a dozen different ones of these, as well as lunchboxes, craft kits, all sorts of books, pencil cases and many other examples of weird ephemera. It was refreshing to see so many items that were not the usual action figures, and brought me back to those heady days in the early 80s when shops were overran with Star Wars merchandise.

He also had dozens of Planet Of The Apes comics, and this was one of the cheapest. Although with a cover and title like that – not to mention it being the ‘Wildest ape adventure ever‘ surely this should have been the most expensive?

The mere existence of the brain teaser book on the left is noteworthy, but the Battlestar Galactica activity book struck a chord of memory in me, and I’m fairly sure I owned a copy back when I was a mere stripling. This one was in good condition, but most of the pictures had been coloured in and the puzzles and join-the-dots completed.

I had never seen a talking view master reel before. As you can see each reel has a tiny record attached to it, which suggests the viewers had a stylus inside to play them! Note that the record is transparent since it had to let light through so the slides could be viewed. Apparently this technology didn’t work well and was quickly replaced so the sound portion was on a separate cassette.

The above was astonishing: a set of Dick Tracy marbles (and yes, one is Madonna). Those of us old enough will remember that this film was licensed to an unreasonable level but was a forgettable turkey that rightly bombed. I’ve seen lots and lots of merchandise from this film over the years, but this was the first time I’d seen a set of marbles!

The colorforms set on the left was unopened (for over 40 years) and the right is a telephone! Australia wasn’t a big Star Trek market back in those days and we didn’t see much merchandise at all, but based on what I’ve seen over the years here a fan of the show hardly ran out of options in the USA.

And those options included jewelery! The necklace on the left is stylish and would look good around anyone’s next but that prosthetic/earring set on the left: why on earth was this ever manufactured? How big could the market have possibly been? Surely some company lost money on that one?

A Frisbee flying disc and a dress up costume. If I knew a McDonald’s fan I may have been tempted by either…

And speaking of costumes check out this lovely Gremlins mask from the 1980s, which I daresay looks very stylist on my strapping frame. This came in a box set with a (plastic) costume, and I hope someone bought it for their kid and somewhere there’s a little retro gremlin running around this Halloween!

The above shows my pickups – less a rubber stamp which you’ll probably get on a postcard one day. I got some goodies here, and the giant postcards are particularly nice.

What it doesn’t show was the last item referred to in the title of this post. For indeed, one of the many items shown in the 29 preceding photos was purchased for my brother for Christmas since I know he’ll love and treasure it. Can you guess which one?