Category: Cards

Who Is This For?

A quick post today, about this:

I bought this in Australia, specifically at the toy shop in Charlestown Square, although Big W had them as well. I immediately recognized them as AI art, but since I’m a sucker for weird trading cards I had to buy them to see if they were more than just links to online videos…

The above are the six cards in my pack. They’re not high quality: printed on thin flimsy cardboard with generic backs. The girls are all AI art, and you can see I got five different ones from two ‘groups’. Here’s the leaflet showing all 60 cards:

The QR code on each card links to a short YouTube video showing the girl on the card dancing to what I assume is an AI generated tune. While the AI is competent (the girls don’t have 8 fingers or floating hair) the fashion and music resembles what someone (or something) that didn’t know much about K-Pop thinks it would be like, rather than the groups/songs topping charts worldwide today.

Here’s two examples from my cards. Scan these with your phone camera to watch the videos:

And that’s the entire product! Kristin thinks the idea would be for the viewer to learn the dance moves, perform them themselves and then upload them to the internet but I’ll go out on a limb and say no one is going to do that. This is nothing more than a pack of links to 15 second YouTube videos. For which I paid A$10 (about $7)!

I’m sure that everyone who purchased these immediately realized how low quality and transparently useless they are and didn’t buy a second pack. It seems the company that released them learned this quickly since it was rereleased packaged with candy…

…And boxes are now available at clearance prices on several UK/EU stores!

These are trash, and I question whether the fun of creating this blog post even warranted their purchase. I’ll flip them for a handsome profit to Bernard and then forget about them forever!

Pushin’ Coins With Grogue

I went to Dave & Busters for the first time in years. Even if I was snooping to see if there were new cards in the Star Trek coin pusher I wouldn’t admit it. The place was dead and I was surprised by the number of gigantic gun and shooting cabinets based on licensed properties:

As I staggered toward the latrine I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this:

Holy smokes, a Mandalorian & Grogu coin pusher?!?!? What madness led to this? The film was a failure and probably shouldn’t have even been made but someone thought they’d turn it into a coin pusher?

A quick scan of the playfield revealed cards featuring all our forgettable favourite characters from the film. I had to play this immediately!

I instantly forgot about my need to urinate and near-ran over to the counter to get a gamecard. The pretty attendant seemed relieved she had a customer and I barely reacted when she cheerily told me the minimum cost to get a play card was $28! I quickly handed her cash and hurried back to Grogu.

Using this professionally annotated image, let me describe the ‘gameplay’. A (pink) ring of targets continuously rotates and every time you push a button a coin rolls down the (yellow) ramp. If the coin hits a target extra coins roll down the (green) ramp onto the playfield. Some targets give you other rewards, including the ability to launch a ball – pinball style – up a (blue) ramp.

You get tickets for every coin that falls into the hopper, when you shoot the ball, and if you redeem any cards at the shop. I was barely interested in the tickets, I just wanted to win all nine cards. My target was the large clump of cards right at the edge, as shown in the first pic.

My $28 got me 150 coins, which feels like a crime but is actually less than a quarter per coin. I’m one of the best medal game players in the world, so I knew with 150 attempts I’d be walking away with a pocketful of cards. I wasted no time and began my quest!

At first I was dropping coins with wild abandon as I gained the measure of the machine. About 30 coins in I fell into a comfortable rhythm of dropping coins at periodic intervals so they always hit a target and often got me a ball to shoot. Coins were dropping like rain, but the massive clump of cards was proving stubborn. This continued for about 20 minutes, with only one or two cards dropping and the pile at the edge growing over-larger.

Then – with only a dozen or so coins remaining – I won a jackpot spin from a ball shot and (as you see above) my prize was ‘party mode’. This gave me free coin drops for ten seconds. I released all my limiters and smashed the coin drop button like Takahashi Meijin! I must have dropped over 100 coins in those ten seconds and I giggled like a simpleton as the playfield overflowed with coins which led to the massive bounty of cards all falling over the edge at once.

These are the sort of moments that make you feel truly alive.

And then I was done. 150 coins – all $28 – had been given to the machine. I reached into the hopper and pulled out 13 cards, including the 8 outlined in red above, and 5 doubles. Notably, I didn’t get the ‘Mandalorian’ card, which means were I going to redeem them all for points I was one card short of 3000 tickets.

The 9th card was tempting me near the edge, but as an renowned medal game master I knew not to throw good money after bad, and returned to the store counter to see how many tickets I had won.

After turning in my 5 card doubles (for 50 bonus tickets each) my total was 1072 tickets! This was much more than I expected, and I had no doubt I’d be able to get a fine prize or two from the shop.

Alas I was only 179,000 tickets short for a Switch 2 so I browsed the other options and eventually chose these (total cost: 1065 tickets):

At only $28 for a small bag of Swedish fish and some sort of liquid spray candy I felt like I should have got a free slap in the face as well…

Here’s a better look at my winnings. The cards are plastic, have nothing except a logo on the back, and have already been placed into a box never to see the light of the sun ever again. I’ll forget them as quickly as I forgot the film, but the joy of winning them will be with me for ever!

Japan Extra: Cards

A bit of a specific post today: I wanted to see the most expensive trading card game cards I could find in card shops. This was an unexpectedly difficult exercise because most shops don’t sort out the pricey cards and just leave them in mysterious order in glass cases that look like this:

So it’s very likely I missed some.

Before I begin some simple rules. First I’m only doing game cards, so the above $3700 Dragonball Z card that came with a restaurant meal doesn’t count.

And neither does the above $12,500 set of trading cards that were lottery prizes, also for Dragonball Z.

Secondly, I’m only (obviously) including ones I personally saw and could photograph. There may have been more expensive YuGiOh cards in a case, but it had some sort of film on the glass making photography difficult!

So let’s begin, in (roughly) price order:

The Hololive card game hasn’t generated much excitement in the west, and even here in Japan I saw cards in few stores. The above was the most expensive I could find, at only about $50.

An even less common game as far as cards sold by secondary market stores goes is Wixoss, but this card at about $160 is apparently desirable to someone.

I’m fascinated by Duel Masters since to me it had the prettiest card and fanciest card treatments of any game but the cards have almost no value. Amazingly flashy holographic, etched foil cards go for under $1, and despite a good search the most expensive I could find was the above at $280!

One Piece was super popular here a year ago, but very much seems to have cooled off and it’s in fewer than half the stores, and even then the displays are small. I’m sure there’s cards out there selling for more than $560, but I didn’t see them.

Lorcana seems much more popular here than in the west, and I see it in about half the stores. Even so, $1600 is a pretty penny for a card from such a game. The store I saw this at had four of them, all at the same price. Even serialized Magic cards rarely fetch this amount!

I’ll put these two Cardfight Vanguard examples here although they somewhat break the rules since they’re not true game cards, but prizes that were awarded to tournament winners. At $1100 and $2000, that store had better hope a Vanguard player with very deep pockets – if they even exist – hears about these.

The most expensive YuGiOh card I saw was this one at about $1700, but this was in a case with dozens of other cards very close in price. I was surprised, since I had read YuGiOh didn’t have a strong secondary market.

Here’s one from the Dragonball card game. $820 for a single card for a game few play anymore. Who’s going to pay that?

Before I get to the two big ones – and you can predict the games – here’s a surprise. This is for the Kamen Rider Ganba Legends arcade game I played yesterday. Each time you play – which costs ¥100 – you get a card. Imagine one of them being ‘worth’ over $300!

Incidentally cards are big here now. I mean they’ve always been a popular hobby, but even small rinkydink shops are busy, and packs for recent expansions are sold out everywhere. You also rarely find booster packs in convenience shops anymore, probably because they sell out immediately.

So on to the two priciest examples:

A graded autographed alpha Black Lotus from Magic The Gathering can be yours for about $100,000 if you’re interested. If the gesde or autograph doesn’t interest you, the same shop had four other Lotuses from $40,000 and up.

Some of you will say graded cards don’t count (since they artificially add value in many peoples eyes) and that’s a fair point, so here’s a $6,000+ Mox Sapphire also from Magic. In fact this store had the complete ‘power nine’ which could be yours for about $28,000!

Here’s a $50,000 Pokemon card, although again it’s graded so some may call foul. Graded cards are rare here – many stores won’t touch them – but I saw this at a shop that only deals in graded cards and had many Pokemon examples for not much less than this.

At $9300, this was the highest ungraded Pokemon card I saw. There’s lots of pricey ($5000+) Pokemon cards right now, which probably befits the worlds most popular TCG.

Some crazy prices here wouldn’t you agree? Even crazier is many of these will sell, and the shops (like Big Magic, Haruheya and Mandarake) largely had different stock than when I was here in a January. And as I said, there’s probably even pricier ones in cases I just missed. Actually there’s so many card shops in Akiba alone I didn’t even go into all of them!

But I’ll end with this:

That’s a sign in Mandarake offering to pay $53,000 for a certain extremely rare Pokemon card. This means they have a buyer lined up, to which im sure they’ll sell for even more…