I brought these back with me from Australia, and had stowed them away for a special occasion.

My birthday was one such occasion, and yesterday I broke into them.

Now I’m no food critic, but I do know what I like and what I don’t like!

And these are goddamn awful! As I was hurling the 99% full bag into the garbage, I could only be amused by the fact that these things are just as bad as any sane person may have supposed.

Verdict: Epicly bad!