I sent Bernard fifty frog postcards at the same time!
I started by numbering them all. The cards were, of course, unique:
I then hand-addressed and stamped all fifty:
At first I was unsure what to write on each of them, but a quick amazon search gave a handy alternate solution:
The (exactly fifty!) frog stickers were then applied, and I wrote the lyrics to Rainbow Connection across all fifty cards:
This took some time as you may imagine, and the cost was about $40 for the cards, stamps and stickers. Given Bernard only paid $20, he got quite a deal.
“Paid?”, you ask? This was part of a deal i offered him: 50 frogs for $20. I never mentioned it was postcards (or indeed any details at all), but he gladly accepted regardless 🙂
I sent them all on the same day from a variety of post offices and mailboxes. Four days later he received 43 in the mail, and I expect the remaining 7 will arrive today. I hear they were a hit with him and Lakshmi. Overall I deem Operation Rain of Frogs to be a grand success!
I’ve still got a few frogs – and many toads – left. If you want one, indicate as much in the comments!
Damn I laughed. I could barely breathe. I started laughing like a lunatic as I was fishing them out of the mailbox. ?
Genius.