Category: Animals

Ten Things I Saw At The Fair

I went to the local fair today, and this post is a sample of what I saw. Since I do these every year I’m guessing it’ll seem familiar, but I always enjoy going… even in the middle of a biblical rainstorm ๐Ÿ™‚

As usual the circus was there. They had all sorts of animals on show including these guys, camels ($10 per ride!), kangaroos and even apparently tigers (who were locked in their coach). The pretty carny-girl was cutting carrots in silence and bagging them for sale ($2) as a gaggle of goats looked on eagerly.

I couldn’t work out the theme of the scarecrow exhibit this year, but this was the winner. Is he holding cotton candy? I took this photo shortly after I arrived and the rain had started to fall.

I liked this horned sheep. He actually comes from Delmar, so he may live nearby. The sheep-shearing show (which I enjoyed last year) was canceled due to the weather, and the barns for livestock were full of miserable damp people and happy dry animals!

This satanic decoration – about 2m in diameter – was in the circus museum. It’s nose flashed like an evil angler fish, trawling for the souls of children. There were several like this, each as nightmarish as the others.

The art contest never disappoints but I wouldn’t have expected that string-and-nail art would win the 13-17 age bracket! Maybe I should try to make something like this?

The photography section includes a category of photos taken at the fair. Next year I should enter one of these…

This is a screech owl. He’d been shot and left to die, but was rescued and now has a pin in his wing. He was a short stubby beast that looks like he’s been through the wars but that’s only because he’s molting. He loved posing for the camera, leaning toward the lens every time ๐Ÿ™‚

As you know I love the rides. Because it was overcast all the lights were on, which was great, but because of the rain (and the fact almost no one was there) very few were running. This photo was taken shortly after I arrived, but when I returned to the midway a couple of hours later most of the rides had closed since the rain had become too heavy.

This was probably my favourite thing of the show: two baby porkers in a pen with a fantastic Charlottes Web themed piece of art on the wall behind them. I had to contort myself to get the above photo, and am pleased how it worked out. The piglets were hyperactive; it was a momentary miracle that one flopped down and feigned resting long enough for the photo ๐Ÿ™‚

I missed the start of the circus, and only saw a weird silent clown and the trapeze artist. By this point the intensity of the rain was incredible, and the sound of it falling onto the big top roof almost drowned out the audio. It also meant they couldn’t do the animal shows at all, so the whole performance was quite short. By the time it ended the puddles at the entrance were so large and deep they were unjumpable. My entire shoe was underwater as I walked through, and I gave up caring ๐Ÿ™‚

Everywhere was wet. It had become impossible to avoid puddles, and even my umbrella was useless (the rain cane through and ran down the handle). Most of the vendors and food stands had closed up, and I sloshed my way to the rides for another gander but turned back when it was clear they had closed as well.

I’d been here in rain before, but not like this!

It was obviously time to leave, and on the way out I saw some truly miserable people with no umbrellas or rain gear and sogged to the core. I waded through a temporary river toward the carpark chuckling to myself; I’d seen more rain these two hours at the fair than in the entire two weeks we were in Ireland!

But I like rain, and I like the fair, and as always had a pretty good time ๐Ÿ™‚

The Tsuchinoko

It’s time for another cryptid post, or in today’s case a ‘UMA’, since that’s what cryptids are called in Japan (it stands for Unidentifed Mystery Animal).

Ladies and gentleman, the Tsuchinoko!

First reported in the 7th century, the tsuchinoko is a snake-like creature about 60 cm in length. Rarely sighted, this creature is said to be native to mainland Japan (Honshu) and is either just an animal or a supernatural creature depending on who you ask.

Tsuchinoko are said to be able to jump, can apparently move very quickly and may even have a poisonous bite. The more unusual attributes of the creature include rolling along with its tail in its mouth, teleportation (in a literal flash of light) and even intelligence! Some say the creature can speak and is very deceptive, often telling lies to obtain its favourite drink: alcohol.

There seems to have been a surge in interest and sightings of these beasts in the last decade or so, elevating it from myth into a full-blown cryptid. Some notable sightings in western Japan lead to well-publicized (but fruitless) searches and in one case even a skeleton (that was a simple snake). In 2008 one district in Japan – possibly as a tourism stunt – offered a $1 million reward for anyone who found one!

As with the flatwoods monster (which I blogged about a few years back), tsuchinoko are quite popular in video games, either appearing by name or as an influence in games including Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid, Pokรฉmon and numerous RPGs. 

So what is this thing? Do they really exist? What could have inspired it?

Take a look at this photo of a skink, which I present in its original form and with the legs edited out:

Looks a bit like our tsuchinoko doesn’t it? It seems likely therefore that the origin of the beast first drawn and described in the Kojiki in the 7th century was just… a skink!

That said, this hardly explains what an old woman in Okayama saw in 2000. The tsuchinoko, she said, had a human-like face and paralyzed her with its sight!

Maybe there’s two creatures here: the skink relative and an evil demon snake. What do you think?

Finally, owls!

When you first enter Akiba Fukurou, they sit you down amidst the owls and explain the rules: no loud noises or talking, no flash photography, how to touch the owls and how to let them sit on you. While the small group in attendance (advance reservations are mandatory; it’s always booked full) was paying attention, we were all mostly dazzled by the fact we were sitting in a beautifully clean and decorated smallish two-room space with 30 different owls!

Whilst technically an ‘owl cafe’, this was 100% owls and no cafe. We could touch the owls, photograph them, hold two each and mostly just he charmed by them. They ranged from very big (Yossie sized!) to very small (look in the top far left corner in the first photo) and all had a little plaque displaying their name, age, weight and species.

They were human-raised and perfectly calm and ‘friendly’ (for owls, I suppose), always seemingly more interested in watching what the other owls were doing than the people looking at them!

They have 34 owls in total, from all over the world, but 4 had ‘a day off’! They were all incredibly handsome birds, and the hour we had in there flew past.

That guy – Spring Onion was his name – was 1 kg and the third biggest they had. His half-orange eyes indicate he is not a nocturnal animal. I learned that yesterday ๐Ÿ™‚

Some of the owls are ‘friends’, and we saw a little one preening a much bigger one. A few made noises too, rarely like the ‘hoo’ we all think of!

Akiba Fukurou was a remarkable place and a highlight of the trip. For such a relatively low cost (ยฅ2000/person, which includes a custom laminated photo) it was absurd value for such a unique experience. If you’re ever near Akihabara, don’t miss it!

The rest of yesterday was Akihabara, which means heaven for an aging geek like myself. I trolled game/anime/card shops like a fiend, dazzling at everything I saw.

This Zelda game-and-watch is one of the few things ‘on my list’ but I’m not paying ยฅ39800 (about $400) for something I passed up at ยฃ50 in Cardiff last year!

This limited famicon-edition Gameboy Micro surprised me not just because I own it already, but because I actually brought it with me on this trip! I suppose I’ll treat it with a tad more respect now I know it’s worth hundreds ๐Ÿ™‚

Akiba is pretty special. I feel like I could spend days here and never get bored. Alas, there’s never enough time…