Category: Art

The Sticker Collection

I have in my possession an old, yellowing tupperware container full of stickers. This is a collection of mine that started back when I was a child and continued up until my mid teens. Many (most!) other of my possessions from those days are long, long gone. But the sticker collection remains. For various reasons I was never able to discard it, and it lingered in the back of a closet even up until I left Australia.

It was then passed on to my brother, who himself kept it safe for many years. He ended up bringing it to America with him when he moved here and on my first trip to visit him in San Jose he returned it to me. What a reunion! Soon after it was placed back into deep storage, in our attic to be precise, but the other week I dug it out (if only to remind myself I still had it) and opened it for a look.

And what a trip down memory lane that was!

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That’s a shot taken just now, with the stickers all over my desk (and on the drawer to the left) as I was scanning them. There are many hundreds, in all shapes, colours and sizes. I was particular about my collection, and happily took anything that could be ‘stuck’ (and hence was a ‘sticker’) including doubles. I have dozens of certain stickers.

Did I buy them? No, not at all. The very vast majority were free, collected either from trade shows (industry stickers), from shops (marketing stickers), from food or toy packaging (licensed stickers) or from clinics/hospitals/school (safety stickers).

In this lengthy post I’ll give a few examples of the many different stickers, with a focus on the more nostalgic variety. (Because of the way I manipulated the scan files, the sticker images in this post are not to scale.)

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I have a great many souvenir stickers, from many classically Australian towns: Nyngan, Trangie, Bourke, Cobar (the copper city of the west!). I doubt I ever visited any of these, which means the stickers were given to me as a souvenir or I swapped them from someone else. The sticker shown on the left above – typical of many of these – includes instructions on the back which basically summarize to: “Stick this on something”! Amusingly, almost all these stickers include sheep in the coat-of-arms. I guess it’s true that sheep are everywhere in Australia 🙂

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Radio stickers were commonly distributed in record shops. The idea was to put them on your bumper and possibly win a prize if your license plate was read on the air. I never did this (of course), and instead hoarded the stickers. I have stickers for about a dozen radio stations, including 2NUR, 2KO, JJJ (many varieties) and even a Queensland radio station! Where did I get that?

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That’s one of three stickers of which I am even today quite proud of, since that’s for my uncle’s (Peter Sheely) surfboard company. Sheely stickers were one of the few I ever actually stuck on things (schoolbooks mostly) since I could use my contacts to get more 😉

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I find the stickers with dates to be quite interesting. The oldest sticker I have seems to be the one advertising the 1977 tennis tournament, and the youngest seems to be from 1988 (when I was 16). Stickers can be educational as well: who knew that in 1979 Australia apparently had an argentine ant infestation? It’s a good thing Inspector Anteater was on the job!

Oh, and what the heck is this:

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I doubt we went to this event, especially since I don’t know where Blacktown is. But mysteriously I have not one or two but three different stickers advertising it! That’s a mystery that will never be solved…

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Safety stickers, like those above, were given out at school or (more commonly) at free clinics that were held at malls or sometimes libraries. The best way to teach a child safety is to give him a sticker I suppose. In those days I don’t recall people sticking stickers on shops or cars or street signs like some do today, so they seem to have been more commonly used for marketing.

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We’ll call the above ‘brainwashing stickers’. I have a lot of these as well, including anti-littering, save-the-animals, save-the-water and (a whole bunch of) religions ‘I love being a christian’ stickers. For children in the 1970s and 1980s, much education was accomplished via the distribution of stickers!

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Speaking of marketing, I’ve got a good selection of food promotional stickers all showing off the logos and design sense of 197X. I don’t think any advertising exec these days would ever use the word ‘peddler’ in his jingles, do you? The UFO’s sticker – for a type of snack chip product (think flavoured, shaped cheetos) makes me want to eat a bag right now!

Speaking of marketing, I have a few high quality ‘shop window’ vinyl stickers. I have absolutely no idea where I got them from, since we didn’t know anyone that owned a shop. They are all quite massive and don’t fit in the scanner. Here’s a classic:

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That sticker has to be 25+ years old now, and I believe Chiko Roll still uses similar marketing today! Seeing this sticker, and posting the image, makes me want to eat a Chiko Roll for the first time in my life. Watch for that event during the Australia trip…

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A couple of stickers for long-dead Newcastle restaurants. As a child I used to love going to The Beefeater since it seemed posh and special. I bet viewed through adult eyes it was a bit of a dirty very amateur theme restaurant 🙂

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Smash Hits stickers! Yes, I kept everything. I wonder how many other unstuck Icehouse stickers exist in the world today?

On the subject of keeping everything, here are some true gems of the collection:

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I’m pretty sure I nicked the above from a clothing store called ‘Best & Less’ when the employee wasn’t looking. I actually have three, in different amounts. It’s obviously designed for a store display, and is about 20 cm long. It’ll be handy if I ever have a sale!

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The above somewhat boggles my mind. But hey, it’s a sticker!

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The above was designed for a math contest that I entered (and actually won)! At the time I was probably more excited by the $50 prize, but now I’m happy I kept the sticker.

Of course with hundreds of stickers including many that are – let’s face it – borderline garbage, I had to have my favourites. And I did indeed, and they were almost all the licensed stickers. These came from cereal, bread or ice-cream boxes and the nature of their distribution meant I only have a rare few of each. Back in the day these were the creme-d-la-creme of my collection, so be impressed:

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The smurf sticker (which is about 4 times the size of the Pac man one) probably came from a BP station and was free with a gas refill. I’d bet the Ms. Pac Man one came from a box of Pac Man ice-creams. Here’s another sticker that clearly came from an ice-cream box:

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What a beauty! Looking through my collection photo stickers are very rare, but to have such a nice one from 1979 – and Star Trek no less – surely elevated this guy to highest echelons of my collection! It shared that spot with:

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OMG! Nine different painted ewok stickers that were used to promote the Ewok Adventure film (in 1984). It’s a real mystery where these guys came from, but just look at them. This would be a real treasure for ewok collectors…

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And then, Star Wars! These stickers are big (about 10 cm tall) and there were a lot of them for all the major characters. I have five different ones, many in duplicate, and am sure I once had many more because I stuck these on schoolbooks as well. Back in those days Star Wars was a mania of mine; I would have prized these. Incidentally I have no idea where they came from. I very much doubt they were food promotions due to their size. Anyone remember?

So what could have possibly exceeded Star Wars to 12-year-old me? Feast your eyes on this trio:

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I’m sure we all remember fondly the Power Lords toy/comic line that was introduced by Revell in 1983 to compete against Masters Of The Universe? You don’t? Shame on you! As a kid I got some of the figures, and probably liked them enough, but I loved the stickers that came with them! Raygoth! Gripptogg! Such fantastic names. These stickers are big, colourful and I loved, loved, loved them. They were, quite simply, three of the best four stickers that I owned.

And this was the very best:

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Lord in heaven a glitter skull sticker! This was the very pinnacle, the sticker so good it could never be stuck. This was also purchased by me, and I remember exactly where: Angus & Robertson in Garden City. I actually purchased two stickers that day, the other being a similarly glittery striking cobra design. That second sticker is no longer still with me, so I imagine it was stuck somewhere, but the skull is still waiting. This sticker has powerful nostalgic value for me these days, and still is in fantastic condition and tremendously glittery when viewed in the right light.

So where should I stick it?

Return Of The Comic Ads!

Once again my friends, I obtained a pile of comics at NYCC the other week. The pickings in the 25-cent bin were slim, and I’d be lying if I said any of the books I purchased were actually good. But the ads my friends, the ads! As I will show you here, some shining examples of playing to the dreams and fears of children were to be found in those musty books…

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I’ll start with something relatively tame. The above ad (from a 1966 comic) answers the question in every child’s mind: “What can I do to be more interesting?” Of course it has particular relevance to readers of comics, who no doubt were unsatisfied with their amateur sketches of superheroes. Props to the copywriter who came up with the criminally obvious lie wonderful tagline: No Talent! No Lessons!

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The above advert (from a 1980s comic) is fundamentally the same: selling a product that promises to make life more interesting. But oh my god, what the hell is this ad talking about? ‘The Badge of the Future’??! Learn what at home in spare time? How to sleep under pines or catch breakfast from icy streams? I can only imagine the disappointment that resulted from ambitious youngsters sending away for the above and quickly learning that their future was not actually Grizzly Adams.

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Most comics of those days include ‘get-rich-quick’ ads designed to separate children from their pocket money via what must be only a technicality away from a pyramid scheme. And then we have ads like this one (from a 1980 Star Trek comic) that deliver a more enticing promise: be a salesman! In particular, this product must be a sure thing, appealing as it no doubt does to millions of prospects every year! I wonder how many children believed that, and how many fewer actually made any money selling these things. My guess is very, very few.

Here’s an advert from 1980 for an upcoming blockbuster film:

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What’s that you say? You don’t remember the shameless Jaws ripoff beloved and heart-rending film Orca? To quote an amazon reviewer: “It’s hard to say which aspect of this film is the stupidest”…

…the art in the ad is amazing though isn’t it! 😉

Anyway, moving on to the other type of advert very common in comics – ads selling stuff to kids. Here’s a few notable examples:

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Even today, I only have to read the ‘Can be heard 5 miles‘ headline to know that as a kid I would have sold body parts to obtain one of these. This is also from the 1966 comic, and one wonders exactly what these products were and specifically what they fired. If the claim was even half true, it seems unlikely that these would have been legal!

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Jump forward to 1981 and this amusingly bad ad for licensed Star Wars caps. The sketches look like they took someone at least one second! And if you’re going to sell Star Wars merchandise, why caps?! How many kids bought these and wore them to school and got beaten senseless as a result?

Speaking of being beaten senseless because of something you are wearing, check out this from a 1983 Conan comic…

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…was that really a successful ad?

As usual, I try and leave the best for last, and I believe I have two absolutely epic advertisements this time. Let’s start with one from a 1981 Star Trek comic:

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Ok let’s analyze this point-by-point:

1) This product lets you dominate the minds of others…
2) Including complete strangers…
3) To do anything you want…
4) ‘Willingly and cheerfully’…
5) Without even knowing you are doing it!

I’ll be honest and admit I never knew this product existed, and frankly now that I do I am unsettled. Every moment of every day I may be being controlled by an unknown mind-puppeteer who, 32 years ago, purchased this product after reading a terrible Star Trek comic. The thought gives me chills.

On the other hand, now I know this is possible I need to obtain this product myself! The mind boggles at what I will achieve when I can dominate everyone secretly, and at the very least we’ll probably see more stuff like this in the world:

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That said, I think the powers bestowed by witchcraft were more expansive 😉

Could there even possibly be an ad that makes you double-take more than the above? Yes my friends, sadly there is:

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I thought the live seahorses was bad, but sending live monkeys in the mail?! Even though it was less than 50 years ago, this really makes me reflect on how different the US was back in the 1960s (which is when this ad was ran). Did anyone take advantage of this offer? How many monkeys were mailed? How many survived, or were released into the wild? And how many were dressed in cute costumes and forced to put on shows? Incredible.


I Watched 115 Hours Of Old TV Series This Summer

Over the summer, I consumed an impressive amount of TV. Several entire entire series to be specific. Here are reviews of five of them. There are spoilers in some of these reviews…

Tales From The Gold Monkey (1982; 21 episodes)

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It amuses me that I was only 10 when this came out, although given the usual delay it probably didn’t screen in Australia until 1983 or 1984. I remembered it as a vaguely Indiana Jones-ish show involving a manly man pilot and his friends as they adventure through the pre-war tropics. I also remember loving it 🙂

While my memories were broadly correct, I have to say the show doesn’t hold up well and these days the pace is very, very sloooooow. I actually fell asleep during some of the episodes which may partly be due to the fact I often watched this one after teaching my epic summer-class lectures. It’s hard to find obvious fault, and in particular (most of) the characters and writing are quite good, but the pace is just stuck in time and the stories needed a bit more variety. Also, the supernatural element hinted in the opening episode (and a few throughout) is nonexistent.

Tales of the Gold Monkey <- Bit of a snoozer…

K-9 (2010; 26 half-hour episodes)

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I’ll be honest: my expectations were low. I’d seen bits of an episode in Australia a few years back, and new that this show was aimed strictly at the kids and had virtually nothing to do with Doctor Who, but completeness compelled me to buy – and watch – it.

The creator of the robot dog K-9, once a companion of The Doctor, had for many years been trying to create a show based around the character. This is the result of his attempts, although for legal reasons it has nothing to do with Doctor Who. So no mention of The Doctor, or any companions, or the Tardis or any of that. As you can see, the K-9 character himself is radically redesigned as well, although their is a brief cameo of classic K-9 in the first episode.

If anything, the show is more like the Sarah Jane Adventures than any Who episode, but even then that’s not really a good comparison because it doesn’t even rise to that level. The plot involves a poorly realized (and utterly cliched) dystopian Earth future in which the chief resistance to an overstepping government is (of course) a tiny group of children. Aliens are thrown in as well, to little effect. Poor casting, poor characters, poor writing, poor effects and even an unlikable ‘hero’ in K-9 himself lead to a bit of a bore of a show. It’s not even remotely as good as Who on it’s worst days, and a poor imitation of Sarah Jane as well. As a kids show I suppose it may have been interesting, but it’s hard to imagine K-9 will ever get a second season.

K9_Complete<- K-Not!

Buck Rogers In The 25th Century (1979; 37 episodes)

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In the first few seconds of the movie pilot (which is included in the box set) I commented to KLS that one of the sound effects sounded like from a Glen Larson show. She was rightly appalled that I would know this (since I was correct), but was a symptom I think of how well I remembered this show that I shouldn’t really remember since I was 7 or 8 years old when it was on TV!

This series rode the sci-fi boom triggered by Star Wars of the late 1970s, and followed on from Battlestar Galactica. Despite being set in the far future, Buck Rogers – viewed today – charms by virtue of it’s retro 1970s vibe, as if the year 24XX was designed by Studio 54 patrons. In particular the clothes are absurd, with braless women in spandex and hairy-chested men in long-lapeled lounge suits! The sets are plastic and seem unliveable and the lighting is extreme. The matte paintings however are exceptional, and were apparently painted by an artist that would work on The Empire Strikes Back.

The scifi here is typical post Star Trek nonsense, especially in the second season where the world-building of the entire first season is tossed aside in favour of ‘monster of the week’ episodes mostly shot outside (to save budget) with our heroes now based on a a giant ship traveling through the universe with a mission to find the ‘lost tribes of Earth’ (and I’m not making that up; Larson plagiarized himself in Buck Rogers)! Most planets seem to have only a handful of inhabitants, and yet somehow manage to be a threat to all life on Earth despite not having interstellar travel. The plotholes are more like abysses.

It’s extremely campy, a bit ghastly and the episodes are too long but I have to admit I loved watching every episode of this entire two-season series again and wish in retrospect it had never been canceled due to low ratings.

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The Super Robot Red Baron (1973; 39 half-hour episodes)

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In the 21st Century, the SSI (Secret Science Investigators) fight against the evil of ‘Doctor Deviler’ who represents the Iron Alliance, and attempts to take over the world by stealing and controlling giant Robots. Such is their might that only through the power of the awesome weapon, Red Baron, can they be defeated.

While you read this review, play the theme song:

This show is good beyond good. Sure the effects are cheesy, and the suits are rubbery and the acting wooden, but the spirit is there are the result is way, way more than the sum of it’s parts. Yes it starts slow, but after a dozen episodes the writers really hit their strides. By then we’re in love with the characters and the fact that unlike similar tokusatsu series they usually have to fight tooth-and-nail for their victories, if at all. I also like that the fights involve the SSI members as much as Red Baron himself.

I feel I must also draw attention to the episode titles, which may be the best of any series ever made. The first episode is called ‘Conspiracy Of The Robot Empire’, the last is called ‘A Clockwork Tomorrow’, and the series contains other gems such as ‘Beautiful Pilot Of Evil’, ‘Enigma Of The Invulnerable Robot’, and ‘Smash The Deadly Cosmic Weapon!’

In the last few half-dozen episodes the show gets  – impossibly! – even better, as we learn that the Iron Alliance is just a front for the ‘Space Iron Alliance’ and UFO’s and space robots and all sorts of wild villains get thrown into the mix. This builds up to a crescendo of an ending beautifully resolved by a wonderful final episode that may have brought a glint of a tear to my eye. Riveting stuff, and likely the best 1000 self-contained minutes of giant robot sci-fi ever made!

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Ultra Seven (1967; 49 half-hour episodes)

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Eiji Tsuburaya is a legend; the man that created most special effects as we know them today and (amongst other things) designed and created Godzilla. In the mid 1960s he formed a production company to make television shows, and the first offering – Ultra-Q – was a bit of a sci-fi homage to The Twilight Zone that went on to become a mega hit. In those days TV shows in Japan were almost never continued into second seasons, so the sequel (of sorts) to Ultra-Q was Ultraman, a story about a powerful being from space who would help Earth fight off dire galactic threats. It too was a mega-hit, and another sequel was quickly planned.

Ultra Seven was that sequel, and  – almost fifty years ago now – was the second Ultraman series ever made. But this was more than just a sequel to Ultraman, this would refine the idea and the character, and through a combination of beautiful scripts, great casting and an astounding man character in Ultra Seven himself, establish itself as one of the very best science fiction series ever created.

The premise is the same as in all other Ultraman series (both before and after Ultra Seven): Earth is regularly threatened by forces from space, and while a team of special investigators (‘The Ultra Garrison’ in Ultra Seven) are instrumental in defending Earth, often the ultimate victory is at the hands of the giant space being Ultra Seven, who must almost always defeat a colossal space monster. Much like Doctor Who, one of the best aspects of the show is that although it was intended for children, it was not written at them and can therefore be enjoyed by adults. Sure the kids (and the not so young) can still love the combat, but the nuances of the scripts – involving human emotion like loss and regret or self-inflicted threats to the Earth such as global warming, pollution and nuclear testing – can have a profound impact on the adult viewer.

The show also tells a complete story. Unlike Ultraman before it (and most Ultra series afterwards), the character of Ultra Seven is established prior to the first episode, in that Ultra Seven has already arrived on earth (from the M-78 Nebula) and possessed the body of a young man who had just died honorably saving a fellow climber in an accident. Therefore Dan Morobashi – the host of Ultra Seven – is not human at all, and although his compatriots don’t know this, we the viewer do and occasionally get fascinating glimpses into the psyche of the alien being as he debates how best he can help humans. The character continues to develop throughout the series (as do the other main characters) and the final few episodes in which Ultra Seven puts his own life at risk to save the Earth are as good as anything I have ever seen on TV.

I can’t recommend this highly enough. It’s probably the best single series of science-fiction TV I have ever seen.

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