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Let’s Cook Desserts!

Sunday, October 3rd, 2021

Yesterday we made these:

It was fairly easy says KLS, who did most of the work. The box contained only three things: the meringue powder, an icing pen and a bag for piping. The power was mixed with egg white and whipped until fluffy:

Then the meringues were piped onto oven paper:

Here they are before cooking:

We then baked them on lowish heat (200F) for 75 minutes, then iced them before eating:

And they were – in a word – terrible! They tasted like the glue I used to eat as a child, and the aftertaste was even worse. My happy memories of melt-in-your-mouth meringues from my youth have now been corrupted by these sticky, inedible travesties!

But there was a secret! We chose the alternate cooking method which involved the addition of tonic water. This is basically sparkling water that contained quinine, which phosphors under UV light:

Apparently adding a tiny bit to the mix makes the meringues ‘glow in the dark’! Did it work? Judge for yourself:

Ramen 10: I’m Not Stopping!

Sunday, September 12th, 2021

I’m not reviewing ramen today, just showing off a recent purchase. Specifically this:

It’s a noodle stopper, which is a figurine designed to help keep the top on cup noodles while they steep. Most of us probably use a fork or plate or some other device, but now you can use a cute figurine:

Yes this is a real figure designed for this use. They are made by the Japanese company Furyu mostly as UFO Catcher prizes, although the days you can just buy them on amazon. Mine is Hatsune Miku in a cherry blossom outfit, and I’m astonished at the sculpting and paint job considering how inexpensive she was ($20)! She also sits on the noodles very well and keeps the top nice and sealed while the hot water does its job.

Of course since I don’t want to damage her I won’t actually be using her for this purpose, and instead she’ll sit happily on a ledge in my office to remind that a piping hot cup of noodles is only a few steps away:

Noodle stoppers: an essential tool for the cupnoodologist! 🙂

Ramen 9: Electric Chookaloo

Thursday, August 26th, 2021

Time for more chicken ramen!

Tradition Instant Noodle Soup Chicken Flavor Reduced Sodium (290 Calories, 14 g fat, 730 mg sodium)

Yet another product from this company, and as best I can tell virtually identical to the non sodium free version, which I gave a score of 0/10. So how does this stack up? Well, it’s even worse! The other had woeful noodles and no flavor at all (I even thought they’d forgotten the flavor packet), and this one has even less. It’s barely edible: -1/10

Oh Ricey! Pho Noodles Chicken Flavor (270 Calories, 6 g fat, 1600 mg sodium)

I’m bending the rules here a bit since these aren’t ramen, but since they’re a dehydrated brick noodle product I doubt anyone will complain. This is a rice noodle soup, with unusual translucent noodles that secreted a frankly disturbing slime when heated. The flavor pack is just a bag of sticky oil and the entire concoction, once prepared, was about as appetizing as something I’d award a score of 0/10.

Despite my reaction to this dross, KLS ate it. I just now asked her what she thought and she said “I don’t remember it!

Cup Noodle Artificial Chicken Flavor (320 Calories, 11 g fat, 1620 mg sodium)

I can barely believe I haven’t yet covered a Cup Noodle ramen yet, especially since I even bought a model kit of one!

This is a Chinese version and I assumed it’s probably the same as the USA one. After trying it though, I’m doubtful. The noodles are good (as you would expect from the guys who invented cup ramen) but the taste was far too earthy for my delicate palette, and even had a hint of spiciness. Overall I think this is a good product, just probably not to my taste: 6/10.

Nine installments of ramen reviews so far, and there’s more to come! Stay tuned…

Ten Things We Saw At The Fair

Sunday, August 22nd, 2021

We went to Altamont fair the other day. It was fun, especially since things are getting like 2020 all over again and activities like this may be diminishing. Here’s a selection of what we saw:

There are some cages scattered around the fairgrounds that usually hold small animals or birds. This year they were empty, except for this one that had a velociraptor reminding us to wear a mask. We did. Most didn’t (which was ok, since the fair is almost entirely outdoors).

I saw this fellow taking a ride in an old truck in the automotive museum. A timely inclusion, given the situation? It’s not easy to see in the photo but someone had cleverly added red lights to his eyes, making him look ever-so-slightly sinister.

I always like the art contests, and this year there were many weird and wonderful entries worthy of this blog. But this saucy one caught our eye the most, both because it was life-sized and because I myself had recently created Marilyn art. The glass door was a few inches away from her, and I peeked behind. What did I see? I’ll never say 🙂

Speaking of art, this embroidery was an entry in the ‘craft’ section. What did you see when you first looked at it? Look again…

While there weren’t as many animals as previous years, there was still a lot of the usual farmland assortment to visit. This guy is a ‘Beatrix Potter’ sheep, so named because the author kept a flock of over 1000 that she bequeathed to England upon her death. I learned they’re a very handsome breed, and their hardy nature makes them well suited to the Scottish highlands.

The army was recruiting as always, and this year they brought some of their bigger guns to show off. This was one of three tanks, and there were several cannons and vehicles as well. This is of course an old and obsolete model, and I was surprised by how small and ramshackle it looked close up.

We had eaten before we went, but it was fiendishly hot and we had to get a drink. Needless to say I couldn’t resist a cinnamon donut from the same seller, and I’m glad I tried them since they were fantastic! We went back and bought a half dozen more 🙂

The police were recruiting as well, and they had this 9 meter wall to climb. I surprised myself by deciding to do it. They put me in a harness and up I scampered. The only real difficulty was the arthritis in my right hand which made holding the grips a little difficult, but overall it was easier than I expected. Pushing off and falling down on the auto-rappelling rope at the end was scarier than actually climbing.

Speaking of heat, here’s a couple of lemurs in the little zoo for kids. As you can see they’re both in a near-comatose state of heat exhaustion. Take a good look at the face of the guy on the right:

I should have tossed him a frosty beverage!

And lastly – as ever – the rides! I could watch them all day. I’m too prone to dizziness to ride most of them these days, but we went on the rollercoaster and I would have done the Ferris wheel if KLS wouldn’t have had to wait in the heat. The fair was very busy when we were there and the midway was full of people. It was a nice sight after this last one-and-a-half years.

Let’s hope next time the fair is in town, we may be able to leave our masks at home.

Rain Of Frogs

Monday, August 16th, 2021

I sent Bernard fifty frog postcards at the same time!

I started by numbering them all. The cards were, of course, unique:

I then hand-addressed and stamped all fifty:

At first I was unsure what to write on each of them, but a quick amazon search gave a handy alternate solution:

The (exactly fifty!) frog stickers were then applied, and I wrote the lyrics to Rainbow Connection across all fifty cards:

This took some time as you may imagine, and the cost was about $40 for the cards, stamps and stickers. Given Bernard only paid $20, he got quite a deal.

Paid?”, you ask? This was part of a deal i offered him: 50 frogs for $20. I never mentioned it was postcards (or indeed any details at all), but he gladly accepted regardless 🙂

I sent them all on the same day from a variety of post offices and mailboxes. Four days later he received 43 in the mail, and I expect the remaining 7 will arrive today. I hear they were a hit with him and Lakshmi. Overall I deem Operation Rain of Frogs to be a grand success!

I’ve still got a few frogs – and many toads – left. If you want one, indicate as much in the comments!