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My Collection: Game Gear

Saturday, March 23rd, 2019

Sega released their Game Gear handheld console in 1990 as their answer to Nintendo’s Gameboy. It was marketed heavily on the strength of its full colour backlit screen, but poor software support coupled with the market dominance of the Gameboy led to the Game Gear never becoming a true hit.

This is my Game Gear. I never bought the system myself – I wasn’t interested in any of its games – but JAF (ie. KLS’s mum) bought herself one. Specifically on June 27, 1993 for $129.99. I know this because I still have the receipt, which shows the rechargeable battery pack ($49.99) and ‘Super Wide Gear’ magnifier ($29.99) were bought at the same time.

Joyce would eventually bequeath the system to me along with the few games she had bought. I myself had bought one game (shown above) but when I inherited it in 1994 I put it into storage and essentially ignored it for 24 years.

Then last year in Scotland I found a large collection of Game Gear games being sold at a CEX used game store and bought them all! Eighteen games in total cost me Β£18, which was a steal even considering they were unboxed. I was eager to try them, and when I returned to the USA I powered the system up for the first time in decades and saw this:

Yes it had broken and the screen just displayed garbage. There were sound problems as well. I wasn’t particularly surprised by this because in the decades since release the Game Gear has become infamous for the lousy quality that Sega chose to cut costs. Many components are second-rate, and the capacitors in particular are known to be the worst ever placed in a game console.

In short, all the capacitors (about 30) needed to be replaced. I bought tools and a capacitor kit, then did nothing for four months! This was because I knew it wasn’t going to be easy at all (leaky surface mounted capacitors needed to be replaced with wired ones) and because the cost of paying someone to do it was cheaper than my time. Eventually that’s what I did, and $30 and one month of work later my Game Gear was fixed.

Now it works we can see the other flaw. The much-marketed full colour screen? It’s terrible! Very washed out, with a slow refresh rate and very limited viewing angle it makes playing anything a bit of a chore in the day of OLED invisible pixel displays!

In short: all games look bad on it, and don’t even have the retro appeal of (for instance) a Gameboy.

Things are slightly better using the magnifier, even if it does make the system less portable. It also reduces the viewing angle quite notably, so you’re better off putting it on a table if you want to use it.

Let’s not discuss the absurd battery pack (top left in the above photo), which gives only about an hours battery life at the expense of a heavy eggplant-sized unit that clips onto your belt. Less expensive I suppose than 6 AA batteries every three hours, but once again something that makes us question how portable this system actually was?

The above is most of my library. I forgot to take a game out of the system (Columns) and of course Shining Force isn’t included. Game Gear games aren’t particularly valuable compared to other handhelds, mostly because if you’re interested in playing them you’ll almost always be emulating. The most valuable game in my collection (Shining Force) is ‘worth’ only about what I paid for it 25 years ago.

This system is a curiosity these days. It had very few good games at the time, and almost none worth seriously playing today. The systems themselves are unreliable, and even when repaired are frustrating to use unless you spent too much to replace the screen with an LED upgrade. This is very much a system just for my collection, and I reckon it could be decades before I turn it on again…

Robotclaw Analyzed

Saturday, March 2nd, 2019

With big thanks to Bernard – a maestro of data science -many secrets of this blog can now be revealed! Here then, a peek into the details of 13.5 years of ‘Robotclaw’…

Above you can see (click on it for a larger version) a plot of the post and word count averages since blog creation. Ignoring 2006 and 2019 (both partial years of data) you can see that the average number of posts has been increasing steadily for a decade but the word count while drifting down does so at a slower pace.

All told there have been 1820 blog posts since the blog was created. That’s an average of 130/year or just under one every 3 days. I reached my posting peak in 2008 with 300 posts (!), but in recent years the average is under 100/year. This is in-part intentional, where I have attempted to focus on fewer more interesting posts rather than a simple chronologue of my model-making and game-playing exploits!

I’ve typed 178,229 words in those 1820 posts, with an average of about 99 words/post. To put this in perspective, here are the lengths of some well known books:

Animal Farm – 29,966 words
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy – 46,333 words
The Great Gatsby – 47,094 words
The Hobbit – 95,356 words
To Kill A Mockingbird – 100,388 words
Robotclaw – 178,229 words
The Fellowship Of The Ring – 187,790 words
Mody Dick – 209,197
War and Peace – 561,304 words
King James Bible – 783,137 words

So we can say I’m in Tolkein territory! A printed novel contains about 275 words per page, so if printed without comments and images, the blog would require about 650 pages!

If you’re curious about the longest posts, here are the top 3:
How Times Change (1571 words)
Shining Forth (The History) (1380 words)
The Vault of Helgorim (957 words)

Now let’s move on to the actual words…

The above is a ‘wordcloud’ of many of the most commonly used words on this blog (click on it to see detail). In total, the written vocabulary here includes 20,705 unique words and of those, the ten most commonly used (in order) are: game, time, day, games, days, bit, shot, hours, cards and trip. And just because it’s cute, the eleventh most commonly used word is ‘kls‘ πŸ™‚

Game, time, and day are each used over 1000 times (statistically game is represented in about 70% of posts!) and games is only slightly less than 1000. None of this is surprising: you all know about my game obsession and the other two (time and day) often occur in trip-related posts which have become a hallmark of this blog.

Yossie was mentioned 48 times across 35 posts, and thus placed just outside the top 50 words.

As for bigrams (two word combinations) the three most commonly used have been ‘star wars‘, ‘monster hunter‘ and ‘video games‘. I’m starting to think this is some sort of otaku blog!!

Of the 20,705 unique words, the most common word size was 7 letters, and the longest was 24. Bernard didn’t provide examples of each (what’s the 24-letter one?) but I think ‘monster’ must have contributed to the 7-letter median.

As for that vocabulary count… well it’s high. Here are a few others to compare (all these include proper nouns):

Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland – 2766 unique words
Pride and Prejudice – 6424 unique words
Oliver Twist – 10,419 unique words
King James Bible – 10,867 unique words
Robotclaw – 20,705 unique words
The Collected Works of Shakespeare – 31,534 words

So from the above, I think it’s appropriate to rate me halfway between The Bible and Shakespeare. (Incidentally almost half of Shakespeare’s 31k words were only used once, and depending on who you believe he actually invented anywhere up to about 1500 words, several hundred of which have never been reused by anyone and the meaning of some of which is still in question!)

A high vocabulary isn’t necessarily a good thing if you want an audience. The fewer unique words the easier something is to read, so I imagine the average reader may be a bit glossy-eyed by some of my content (for more reasons that this)!

The above chart is taken directly from the data Bernard sent me, and shows the average sentiment of this blog. Happily it’s positive! In fact his conclusion was that the writings on this blog are in fact 78% positive and are becoming more positive over time!

The most common emotions in my writings are apparently ‘joy’, ‘trust’ and ‘anticipation’ with the least common ‘disgust’, ‘anger’ and ‘sadness’. Come to Robotclaw to cheer yourself up!

If you’re curious, here are the top three most positive blog posts:
Dream Gear Showdown (worth reading again for the awards ceremony alone!)
The Heart Of The Cards (features a ‘young Florry’ appearance!)
The Day Jesus, The Devil, King Arthur and The Magical Emperor of Light, Nero Griffth, Made My Dream Come True! (I’ll never surpass that post title…)

And here are the top three least positive:
The Vault of Helgorim (It’s a pretty grim adventure!)
Corporal Punishment (controversial!)
Review: Galactica 1980 (I literally laughed myself to tears re-reading this just now)

It’s mind-blogging to think of all this I’ve written and uploaded over the years. Every now and then I go back and re-read posts and forget writing them, and are often entertained myself. I still love the blog and still love writing it so you can look forward to much more in the future, and I promise I’ll try to stay positive and keep delivering you the high-vocabulary, star wars and monster hunter themed content you know and love πŸ˜‰

The School Libraries

Thursday, February 7th, 2019

Wasn’t it great, as a child, when we all shuffled off to the school library to borrow books? I didn’t care at all about the fact I’d have to write book reports (since I enjoyed those), I just wanted to read more books. And every trip to the library meant more books to read! It’s a big quaint looking back as an adult on the idea of little me borrowing from a no-doubt heavily gatekept collection of books, but in those days I always found something I enjoyed and read it from cover to cover.

Thats a recent shot of the library from my second primary school, St Joseph’s. I was at that school between the ages of about 7 to 11 and those were probably the formative years of my reading. I recall the short stacks for the ‘little kids’ (probably me at the start!) and then once you reached a certain age you upgraded to the taller stacks. I used to like book series in those days, and borrowed lots of Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew and related books, as well as many classics like as Stevenson, Dahl, Dickens and Jules Verne. We had a list of books from which we had to borrow a certain amount (and review it), but I don’t remember every reading anything I wasn’t interested in.

I also borrowed anything like this (including this very volume):

I enjoyed fantasy, horror and sci-fi from a very early age (this was post Star Wars of course) but didn’t find much beyond the classics at school. I’d borrow those genres in abundance from the public library! However our weekly school library visit would include a sort of book discussion with the teacher and I very strongly recall one of these was about classic monsters (werewolves, vampires, frankenstein etc) which made me view that guy in a different light.

St Joseph’s was also when the Scholastic Book Club started (for me) which led to the Fighting Fantasy book obsession, which dovetailed into even more fantasy reading. I recall we read The Hobbit as a class book one year at St Joseph’s but I had already read it and I believe had even struggled with The Lord Of The Rings as a young child. When they were amongst the only fantasy in the school library I didn’t have a choice! I recall my Hobbit book review was full of drawings of runes and elvish script. (Wouldn’t it be great if I still had that and could scan and blog it?)

That’s the school library of my (juniour) high school St Mary’s. It’s a recent photo and shows that it has changed significantly. It’s brighter and contains far less stacks and books than it once did, and in my day was more of a (small) book dungeon heavily stocked with ‘important’ works of literature such as a budding mind may be expected to ingest. This was high school, and we had started things like Shakespeare, the english poets and Australian literature and the library was heavily stocked with this sort of thing.

But it still had a few of the sorts of genre books one may expect – such as John Wyndham’s works – as well as a section that was a mishmash of strange uncategorizable books (possibly donations thinking back on it) from which one time I borrowed this:

These were the days in which the Guinness Book Of Records was still a phenomenon and it was perhaps not surprising that the wretched TV show spawned a book series (6 volumes!). I remember this book in particular since it had been heavily annotated by a previous reader who expressed their skepticism at most of the contents. This puzzled me (“Who would write in a book?”) and eventually would inspire me (I later used to do the same thing, leaving occasional reviews of novels in the blank final pages.) and, thirty-five years later, has apparently stuck with me.

On my recent visit to Australia I was talking with Kirsten about the library at St Francis Xavier’s – my high school she now teaches at. I have very dim memories of the place – possibly only going when required to – and if it contained any popular literature at all I don’t recall. I studied advanced English courses in high school and (had to) read a lot of material for the courses, but I believe I either bought the books outright or borrowed them from public libraries. This was the only time in my life I recall reading books I had no interest in, which was of course tempered by simultaneous reading of the stuff I did like (fantasy and horror in those days mostly). I wrote a book review in year 12 of a Graham Masterton novel and my teacher essentially forced me to read F Scott Fitzgerald for the next review which irritated me a little πŸ™‚

It’s not that I didn’t visit the SFX Library, it’s just that I don’t recall borrowing much. There were study rooms in the back I used to occasionally use, and I think we sometimes held student council meetings in a library room. The books though… I think I mostly ignored them.

That’s the library at my Australian university, known as the ‘Auchmuty library’. For a few years I had schedules with massive gaps between classes, and spend vast amounts of hours in this library. The basement stacks were a goldmine of unusual books including loads of genre pulp (much of which I ignored in those days…) and – to my eternal joy – a voluminous collection of Lovecraftian hardcovers. Looking back I imagine this was the Akham House output from the early days, and I imagine it’s proximity to the pulp was perhaps because it was a collection donated by a fan of the weird fiction of the 60s/70s (which in those days included the Conan, Tarzen and John Carter series). I was still to naive and inexperienced to recognize this fact, but I did read all of the Lovecraft stuff, including the books of his letters and related musings. My memories of Newcastle University are still strongly intermingled with my fandom of the Lovecraft Mythos, and I wonder if all those books are still hidden in the basement of that library?

I could go on and on about libraries – Charlestown Public Library deserves a post of it’s own – since they almost certainly helped foster not just my love of books but my love of book collecting as well. But that’s enough for now πŸ™‚

Leviathan

Sunday, January 27th, 2019

This kit was immensely fun to build and looks incredible. I hope LEGO has more innovative ideas like this in the future!

Tokyo Brothers

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2019

Those of you that follow me on Twitter would have seen a series of daily collages featuring the two of us in Japan. This post features those photos with description.

This was the first, taken at Adores arcade in Ikebukuro. I took the snap of Bernard first, then as we were leaving posed myself with the intention of reproducing the pose of the girl on the right, forgetting Bernard had done the same thing. When I reviewed my snaps later that night I noticed the similarity and a blog series was born!

These were taken outside Tokyo Tower. We’re both standing in front of a large poster put there undoubtedly for selfie purposes. Making these photos daily required scaling and occasionally rotation of the base images so they were best when taken from a distance.

This was taken at the very top of Skytree, which had a special Kingdom Hearts 3 exhibit. We’re both holding the keyblade in a diorama once again installed for photo purposes. I very much like the lighting on Bernard in his shot.

At Akihabara out on the street. This was a window display outside one of the first big game centers near the station. When we returned several days later these posters had been replaced!

Taken at Tokyo Disney, specifically in the Cinderella walk-through exhibit in the castle. The back of the seat has LED lights built into it that animate through a pattern, so we had to time the shots to get similar lighting. I like my pose πŸ™‚

Taken at Nakano mall, posing at the photo-op board featuring their mascot Pipi. It was for kids and we had to contort ourselves to get low enough to put our heads through. Bypassers looked at us curiously…

Once again in Akihabara, standing before a giant poster advertising the new Hatsune Miku cosmetics line. It was very pretty art, but she’s devilishly holding a lipstick with ‘Eat Me’ written on it!

Looking through my snaps, in the 600 or so photos I kept from Japan there’s only 4 that feature the two of us. Three of them were already shown in my blog posts during the trip but I particularly like this last one of us taken on the final full day:

Japan was a nonstop and fantastic end to an overall amazing 25-day vacation. Australia and Japan in one trip?!? How am I going to ever top that??