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Walking In The Rain

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

I walked into the city this morning, in the very light rain. We had plans in the afternoon so I was spending the morning in the city taking care of some extremely important shopping business. And drinking this weird pineapple thing…

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So… I got some postcards! Watch your mail!

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Do you know what the ‘HP’ stands for? This was taken just before I got to the CBD, about an hour after leaving Adam’s. We were up late the night before due to the cricket, but I woke at 6 due to some dude beating out his car mats outside the window. Nutri-grain for breakfast, trot into town, looksee in shops. Souvenirs for a few. Then this for lunch:

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It was delicious. I’m not saying that lightly – the delicious tenderness of the lamb, washed down with the man’s drink Solo was like heaven in a foil pouch.

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Bernard won on his 😮

I bought two blind-packed Doctor Who minifigures today. There’s about a dozen available, and I wanted the Dalek and Amy. Because I had to wait in line and they were on the counter I didn’t have time to feel for what was inside, so I picked randomly. Here’s what I got:

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Bernard’s luck is rubbing off on me 🙂

It’s currently about 3 hours from 2012. We’re flipping between three music video shows, talking endlessly about best songs of the 1980s. I’m teetotalling, as I always do, which means I miss out on experiences like this:

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That is, of course, a shameless throw-out for SFL 😉

Happy New Year everyone!

Happy Christmas

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Happy Christmas to all! I received many fabulous gifts, many of which I’ll surely blog about in the new year, but for now I’ll showcase just one:

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Yes, that’s #58, the rarest of all FF books and the one that now makes my collection complete! Thanks brother 🙂

Tomorrow I head to Australia for fun times and fine dining. As always, you can follow my exploits on this very blog…

Derailed

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

I had grand plans for a blog entry today. I sat down about three hours ago to start and then, quite innocently I might add, checked my email!

ZOMG! Three hours later after replying to emails about grades (which were distributed today), I find I am mentally exhausted and can no longer summon the stamina to type a legendary blog post.

As a result, I present a historical one instead. Please carefully inspect this polaroid:

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Can you guess (in comments) what is significant about this shot?

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

What did you do on June 22, 2006? Don’t remember, do you? I know what I did, I played World of Warcraft. I know this because on that day I made the very first entry on this blog. And that’s special because today is the day I make the 1000th entry 🙂

1000 entries in five and a half years! That’s almost exactly one every two days. It’s been going so long now that even I can’t remember most of what I have put on it. So I’m going to take today as a sort of ‘best of’ of my blog. After all, aren’t the nostalgic posts the best ones?

A few facts and figures first. There are 1000 posts in 14 categories that include a total of 3064 images. 705 comments have been made by a scant few 8 commentators. Since it has been impossible to create accounts for 5+ years this number is not likely to change soon. However there are three commentators out there that have never added a comment…

Here’s the timeline of significant blog events:

Sep 30, 2006This nostalgic post about old homes,  opened my eyes to using the blog as a sort of nostalgia tool and is what I consider to be a turning point. The post is worth clicking through today, not just for a re-read but also to see how much Google Earth imagery has improved in five years (compare to yesterday’s entry for instance).

Nov 18, 2006: It’s almost hard to believe now, but Yossi was once small.

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Feb 14, 2007: An unspectacular post about a blizzard, and my pains (manually) clearing away the snow. Why do I cite this? It was clear by now the blog had become a part of my life: why else would I have taken such pains to document such a task, especially getting KLS to come outside as well just to take photos of me?!

May 12, 2007: First post dedicated to a movie review (Ultraman: The Next). Even today such dedicated posts are rare, but they’re usually good 🙂

May 21, 2007: First post from a phone. Ignore the title, I was testing the functionality so I could blog from Hawaii.

July 16, 2007: Still one of my all-time favourite posts about a specific game. This tale is 100% true. What a great day that was!

August 27, 2007: Great post about Dragon mag and an old RPG for two reasons. 1) My first ‘retro RPG post’, 2) AW’s comment 🙂

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Pixels In My Eyes: This post, made in late August 2007, is, in my opinion, the best I’ve ever written for the blog. I don’t remember much about the creation of this post, but given that I very rarely plan any post beyond an idea, I expect I just wrote it all down as I thought of it with little revision. This is one of a very few incredibly personal posts about my thoughts that I’ve put out here for all to see, and even today when I read it it makes me powerfully nostalgic. This also happens to be the most-commented entry in the entire life of this blog.

Dec 31, 2007: First ever post from Australia. This was during the first of my (soon to be four) solo Australia vacations.

The Ten Worst Photos Of Me Ever Taken: What a post! This one will never go out of style. I love that I did this and it was well received. By the way, don’t I look a little like the Ancient Aliens guy in #8?

June 25, 2008: I wrote this post about cockfighting when I was in Puerto Rico, as a laugh. I later found out more than a few people actually believed it. I was surprised. I guess I can be convincing 🙂

Dec 12, 2008: Funny cellphone entry made during the ice storm that killed out power for a few days. I don’t think I was faking that facial expression…

Jan 10, 2009: There have been many World of Warcraft posts on the blog (including, as I said, the very first one) but this one, describing a 54 minute long fight between me and a single raid boss, is my favourite. I can’t wait to start playing WoW again in the new year!

Jan 31, 2009: Read the text, look at the picture, read the comments 🙂

Feb 8, 2009: I’m citing this because it is a very, very fond memory – the first time I got to meet a Doctor Who. He was a truly gracious person and I remember this fondly.

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May 30, 2009: This is the most controversially titled blog post ever. Happily it is not without factual basis, and that’s not the only thing in this particular entry that demonstrates why we love Japan so much. We need to return…

June 6, 2009: This post can claim a lot. Not only is it full of Rilakkuma, but it also introduces my most-watched youtube video (over 45,000 views to date) and includes a now-legendary photo of me and Emi at the very end.

Doctor Who Video Games: Still my most-viewed post, and the number one source of redirects to this blog from Google. This was heavily researched when I wrote it, since I could find no such list online. Today this actual post is linked from a Wikipedia article 🙂

Dec 22, 2009: The infamous ‘trojan cake‘ event. Still a good and funny story 🙂

April 3, 2010: Hyperbolic post made from my cellphone when I was in line to buy an iPad on launch day.

June 22, 2010: This recipe post has my favourite opening line of any post I’ve ever made. I wonder if I should do more recipe entries?

July 28, 2010: My favourite post from England. Lovely Blackpool, in the rain. I’ll be back there one day.

October 21, 2010: A ghost story. Although my language may be flowery, you’d be surprised by how little I embellish the stories I post on this blog (and believe me, there are many others to come).

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The Wish: A disturbing post, strangely real and incredibly melancholic. I was clearly in a funk that day, and this was the result. I’ll be honest and say I am proud of it, and I think it’s a powerful piece. But as with Pixels In My Eyes, these sorts of entries will probably come along only once ever 4 or 5 years.

April 25, 2011: For those that doubt my game-otaku-dom has reached the highest level! Going through the blog like I have, it’s remarkable how many game-related posts about truly arcane topics there are here. Even I’m impressed by my gaming knowledge and enthusiasm!

Tales From Green Hell (Part 1 & Part 2): I was so proud of these posts! To show off some spectacular photos supplied by my parents was a thrill. You can expect more like these in the future.

November 22, 2011: My other source of great pride this year.

Over five years is a long to time to keep this up, and 1000 posts is a lot of words. At times – including very recently – I have debated stopping and closing it once and for all, but it’s become a part of my life I feel I’d miss were it to end.

Given that I’m not close to running out of ideas, I don’t really see Robot Claw closing up shop any time soon 🙂

The Adamski Legacy

Friday, December 16th, 2011

In 1946, an American named George Adamski saw his first UFO near a campground in California. He took some photos, but mostly kept the information to himself. A few years later he released a science fiction novel, and shortly thereafter saw more UFOs. Three years later (in 1953) he released the book that rocketed him to fame:

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It told the story of how he, in 1952, had met a visitor from Venus named Orthron. The Venusians, as it turned out, were friendly fellows, graciously watching over and guiding human development. And George Adamski was the one out of all of us chosen as our ambassador! This contact he had with the ‘Space Brothers’ led him to fame and fortune.

Of course such a story would be dismissed as drivel were it not for evidence. And he had that in spades, in the form of photos and a few short movies of the craft that the aliens flew in on:

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The above are two of his actual photos. Do they look familiar? Here’s a photo of Adamski himself next to a painting he did of one of the aliens he met.

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Adamski’s career as the first (and possibly still most famous) of the ‘UFO contactees’ took him all over the world. UFO’s were new in those days, and big business. Everyone wanted to hear about them and the aliens and the man that had met them. As Adamski grew more famous, so too did his stories become more astonishing. He met Martians and Saturnians, and went for rides in spaceships. He hinted he had been given rejuvenation technology as well, and that some aliens lived amongst us.

In fact at a now infamous UFO conference hosted by Adamski in the 1950s, some of those that attended believed that a group of 3 aloof audience members were Venusians in disguise. Here’s one of only two photographs of one of them; compare to the above painting.

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Adamski’s aliens were the ‘Space Brothers’, which are now commonly referred to as ‘Nordic Aliens’. Tall, large boned and very white they were the master race of space; cosmic Aryans that had a strange allure to UFO fandom of the 1950’s through 1970’s. This would change of course, but I’ll get to that in a bit.

Adamski was of course debunked as a fraud and con-artist in his day. One famous story told of an interviewer who, when quizzing Adamski in his own home, noticed that a lampshade in the same room bore a striking resemblance to the UFO’s in the photographs. Others have claimed the photos show a chicken brooder or the top of an espresso machine from the 1940’s.

But whether they are real or not, Adamski’s photos would live forever. You see they were the very first exposure many people had to actual UFO images (the Roswell crash incident did not have any photos to go with it) and in the minds of many became synonymous with what UFO’s are supposed to look like. They entered popular culture. Adamski’s saucers did not just look like UFO’s, UFO’s looked like Adamski’s saucers.

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The stamp is from 1978. Note the ‘Adamski type’ UFO. Of course this wasn’t the only repurpose of the image in that year. Do you remember this one:

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Look at ‘the UFO’ at the top. Yep, it’s Adamski-type.

In the 1980’s UFOlogy took off in a big way. Adamski had died in the late 1970’s, claiming the truth of his stories (and photos) until the end. But even the UFO scholars had trouble believing the whole ‘Venusian’ thing. So if they were not from Venus, from whence came these mysterious craft?

How about… the Nazis!

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Here’s where things get really complicated. ‘Serious’ researchers of the ‘Nazi UFO Theory’ speak of numerous craft designed by the Nazi’s and built in secret bases or an ‘invisible to the Allies’ research facility in the German-controlled Antarctic province New Swabia. One of these UFOs, called ‘Haunebu’ is shown above. Look familiar? Here’s another shot:

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Evocative isn’t it?

Hopefully I haven’t lost you because the Nazi UFO theorists have worked out who the Space Brothers were as well, which is to say they theorize that Adamski wasn’t the first contact. You see these UFO’s weren’t solely the work of man… Hitler had help from aliens! And to facilitate that help the Nazi’s had a crew of super-psychics whose job it was to communicate with the aliens. Some have alleged that these psychics, all of which demonstrated the Aryan ideal of beauty, strength and whiteness may have been (Nordic) aliens themselves. Here’s a photo of the leader of that squad, the very lovely Maria Orsic:

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Her whereabouts after the war are unknown. Some believe she was one of those that escaped through spacetime in ‘The Bell’, a Nazi time machine built using extraterrestrial superscience. But whatever happened to her… was she an alien? What do those eyes say to you?

There are two competing stories here. I’ll summarize them for you:

Version One: Aliens from Aldebaran helped the Nazi’s build UFOs that were covered up (or possibly remained undiscovered) by the Allies after the war. Adamski saw either humans testing these very craft, or perhaps was contacted by the very same aliens that had tried to help Hitler.

Version Two: It’s ALL one massive, massive lie. There never were any Nazi UFOs, or Aldebarans. Mario Orsic is just a pretty frau from the fatherland. Adamski was a liar, who made up a story and ran with it when it made him famous (a business model which, I may suggest, Whitley Streiber perfected in the 1990’s). His UFO’s were household appliances or home-made models.

Which is the truth? That, my friends, is for you to decide.

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But (and I’m nearly finished here), since Adamski was so famous not only for the UFO’s (and the iconic design) but also for the Space Brothers, why did the UFO image persist but not the Nordic Aliens? Most people these days would clearly identify the photos above as UFO’s but say the first shot of a girl was just a Uma Therman lookalike. Why don’t people think ‘Aryan’ when they hear ‘Alien’ any more?

This is the answer:

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The photo is from, of course, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. Interesting how a film could influence the public perception of aliens in such a major way isn’t it? Other things over the years (Communion, X-Files, Roswell ‘autopsy videos’ etc.) drove the point home until Nordic Aliens were a forgotten wrinkle in the history of UFOlogy.

And so ends todays post; the 16th in my ’25 Days Of Christmas’ series. In case you forgot, here’s the (wonderful!) logo again 🙂

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