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It’s Time To Address The Paranormal

I’ve had a lot of discussions recently with my students and coworkers on the topic of the paranormal, and I’m intrigued by how many of them believe in the existence of such matters. While most people are skeptical, others have simultaneously expressed belief in very specific things (mermaids, psychics) and a small few don’t deny anything. One student yesterday told me “I believe in everything!”

For the most part I simply ask and am happy to hear their responses without commenting. I think they know I don’t believe in any most of it, since often they pose questions asking me why ‘things’ can’t exist (as opposed to whether I believe them or not). But enough people have asked me about these topics I thought it was time to address it all here.

So here we go, in no particular order…

Ghosts aren’t real, period. There is absolutely no evidence for them, there never has been, and there never will be. There is no theoretical basis for their existence, and they occupy no part of the world that we don’t understand. Ghosts are – have always been – a figment created by human fear of death and the afterlife. Wouldn’t it be nice if our dearly departed weren’t gone after all? Of all the topics in this blog, ghosts are the most widely believed with about a third of westerners thinking they are real (and about a fifth of believers claiming to have seen one).

So if ghosts aren’t real but millions of people believe they have seen (or felt) one – including an intelligent, well-educated coworker of mine – what is the explanation? There are a few, but my favourite is the tendency for the brain to find patterns where none exist. Very few people have ever reported seeing ghosts clearly in broad daylight when they were wide awake and calm. They are more likely seen at night or in very poor light, when the viewer is alone and in a state of heightened tension. Suggestible if you will, like the haunted card deck.

Cryptids (excluding bigfoot) might be real. A cryptid is an unknown animal (although some expand the definition to include sentient creatures) and while the most famous examples include lake monsters, bigfoot (see next), chupacabra and ‘Beasts of Exmoor’ there are also much more fantastic (not to mention unlikely) examples such as Ningen, Bunyips and the Congo river dinosaur Mokele-mbembe (allegedly filmed by a Japanese expedition in 1988).

Though it pains me to say it, most of these don’t exist. I say this because as a youth I was slightly obsessed with cryptids, and to this day have several volumes on the topic on a shelf in this very room. My particular forte was ‘sea monsters’ but despite sightings going back centuries none have ever been found, nor has any real evidence been located. Likewise for the other famous cryptids, most of which have been ‘seen’ far less than lake monsters.

And yet this is not a topic that can be easily dismissed. For years gigantic squids were the stuff of legend, but we now know they absolutely exist. These are the largest examples of ‘unknown’ creatures being recently discovered, but every year we find more and more hiding in dark corners of the world. Might there be a colony of large cats living in the wilds of England? Possibly.

The weird ones though, such as werewolves, unicorns, dragons and ‘cloud creatures’ that live permanently in the upper atmosphere are exactly as they seem: creatures of myth and legend. The most open-minded (some may say optimistic) cryptozoologists may entertain the possibilities of some of these being real (or at least based on real animals) but I remain firmly skeptical.

Bigfoot (also known as Sasquatch, Yowie, Yeti, Yeren etc.) isn’t real. Centuries of searching for these man-apes has produced no actual evidence short of dubious footprint casts and hair swatches that when tested have always been identified as known animals (such as elk or bears).

Most belief in bigfoot stems from the famous 1967 ‘Patterson-Gimlim’ film that has now been exposed as a hoax. In the years since there have been a few other notable claims of bigfoot’s authenticity, but none held up under scrutiny and all have since been confirmed as hoaxes. In fact almost ever single ‘sighting’ is quickly determined to be fake, and the very few that may have involved someone seeing an unidentified creature are almost always bears or other large woodland creatures.

And yet the myth continues. ‘Bigfoot hunters’ exist, sightings continue and (some) people believe. There is an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence and theory contradicting the existence of this guy, but as long as money can be made on hoaxes or TV shows about searching the legend will continue.

After all, aren’t we now living in a ‘post truth’ world?

UFOs and Aliens are a tricky subject. One certainly exists, the other probably doesn’t.

It’s been about 60 years since UFOs entered the public consciousness, but reports of unidentified objects in the sky have been around for centuries, long predating the invention of manned flight. It was in the middle of the 20th century that the mania took off though, and for a while there it must have seemed possible that an actual alien landing on Earth was imminent.

I’ve written about UFOs before since I find the topic intriguing, I’ve never seen one, and I believe those that have are experiencing the same sort of phenomenon that explains ghost sightings, and yet I think the possibility exists that they could exist. Here’s why:

  1. There’s nothing supernatural about them. If we put our minds to it, we humans could build a craft that could traverse interstellar distances.
  2. If we could build such a craft and survive the journey to another planet I’m convinced we would.
  3. This is the most compelling proof: Aliens certainly exist

I’ll get to that last point in a bit, but first more on the second. Just this week NASA announced the possible existence of life-supporting planets about 40 light-years from Earth. Suppose we built a craft that could safely traverse that distance. Using the known laws of physics – in particular with regards to energy  and relativity – it is very, very unlikely we could get to that planet in anything less than thousands of years (and likely far longer). So if we wanted to send our own UFOs to them, no-one could survive the trip. ‘Generational’ craft (that support communities that breed in space) are hardly a possibility given the social and technological obstacles, and suspended animation is science fantasy.

And yet, I am 100% sure that life on other planets exists. The universe is so impossibly – possibly infinitely! – large that Earth is just one tiny planet in one tiny corner of one tiny room. There are trillions upon trillions of other planets like ours out there and it is absurd to think that life evolved only on this one. It is equally ridiculous to suppose we are the most advanced life in the universe, which is to say if we ever could build interstellar craft than ‘someone’ else already has.

But those distances! Those energy requirements! The light speed constraint!

Yes aliens exist. Yes they may be able to build spaceships so advanced we perceive them as magical. But can they actually get here and have people actually seen them? I won’t say for sure, but it seems extremely unlikely.

I could go on, and discuss topics such as time travel, espers, fairies, crop circles and many more but I’ve covered the big ones and I think you could anticipate my thoughts on the others.

While it’s fun to believe – and in fact I want to believe – I’ve become a very rational man and simply don’t. What I do enjoy is the belief of others, so if you are convinced your home is haunted or you saw an alien on a windswept beach one evening then please, please, don’t let anyone tell you it didn’t happen. Memories like this are what makes us unique, and it would be a shame for anyone to ever take them away.

2016 in Games

Once again, it’s time for the long awaited analysis of my game-buying and playing habits of the past year.

All told the year was slightly down on 2015, and the number of systems I bought games for continued to be small. In total I purchased 65 games for 4 systems, to a total of $1836, or $28/game. Notably, 2016 was the first year since I started keeping records (way back in 1993) that I didn’t buy any new hardware, which meant I was not swayed by Sony and Microsoft releasing iterative updates of both their consoles. While the numbers weren’t much different from 2015, looking back at 2016 as I am now gives me pause for the console gaming future.

Here are the games purchased per system in percentage format:

And the dollars spent per system, again by percentage:

As you can see my gaming was more or less split between the PS4, Vita and 3DS with the Wii U an almost forgotten fourth entry. As far as I can surmise the Wii U may already be a dead console for me, unless the Nintendo Switch is dead-in-the-water and I buy the upcoming Zelda game on Wii U as it’s last hurrah.

Vita sales continued to be strong but I believe they have passed the peak and the system will decline sharply in 2017 (not a risky prediction since it’s already effectively ‘retired’ by Sony). I expect the PS4 will continue to be strong for a while, especially in this house as it’s difficult to resist the allure of deeply discounted games (such as Far Cry Primal for $5), but it remains to be seen how much the 4K updates will eat into the lifetime of my version of the console. The 3DS is a bit of a wild card at the moment; it hardly seems the Switch is a replacement (and Nintendo says it isn’t) but at the same time there’s not a lot on the horizon for it at present. 2017 could be a difficult year for the venerable handheld.

Before I get to my favourites from this past year, a few comments on specific games:

Puzzle And Dragons relaxed it’s hold on me somewhat this year. I still play it every day – as I have for nearly four years! – but it’d best days are behind it and I have little patience for the forced difficulty of some of the more recent dungeons. Mostly my logins these days are 5-10 minute bursts spending stamina in trivial dungeons. I have almost all the gods and many ‘broken’ teams and can beat almost anything the game throws at me. I think the game would benefit from a big round of powercreep to bring the fun back.

Egg, Inc. is a crazy ‘chicken hatching’ game for iOS that has stolen my soul these past two months. It’s the first mobile game in years that I have spent money on, and has the notable honor of being the game that broke P&D’s hold on my in the mobile sphere. It’s little more than a crazy ‘tapper’ (although you can quickly research away the need to tap) but it has a good sense of progression, is generous with rewards and is fiendishly addictive. Highly recommended.

Bubble Bobble for ZX-Spectrum cost me £5 in a UK retro games store and is not included in the above charts due to it’s uniqueness. At present it’s my only Spectrum game (on cassette!) and I can’t play it since I don’t own the machine. Waste of money? You be the judge 🙂

This year to mix things up a bit I’ll list my favourite games from each of the main three systems I played on. In no particular order (well…) they are:

Stranger Of Sword City (Vita)

This is a monstrously long and difficult Wizardry clone that dominated my time for about 150 hours during the late summer. The story, graphics and atmosphere of the game are superb, but what made it really shine was the way it took liberties with the genre (no resurrection spells, permadeath, forced character restarts) in a way that could have been disastrous but instead ended up being revitalizing. Dungeon crawls are popular right now, but too many of them are needlessly complicated with labyrinthine and un-fun dungeons. It takes a careful hand to avoid such pitfalls in design, and the makers of SoSC walked that path well. While I wouldn’t actually recommend this due to it’s difficulty, it was just the right game for me at the time and beating it was very satisfying.

Odin Sphere Leifthrasir (PS4)

Vanillaware took their PS2 classic and ran it through the Dragon’s Crown machine to make it a much better game for PS4. This is quite simply one of the best 2D beat-em-ups I have ever played and I would have loved it even were it not for the fact it happens to be one of the prettiest games I’ve ever played as well. Multiple characters, numerous endings, breathtaking art and wonderful music make this a close contender for my game of the year. In fact I loved it so much I beat every inch of it to get the platinum trophy (which took over 100 hours). Highly recommended.

Monster Hunter Generations (3DS)

Not just the latest installment in my favourite game series of all time – the best version yet. This owned me as all the others have, and I played it like a fiend for months. Easily my game of the year, and I can’t wait for the upcoming sequel due some time this year. You can read about it on next year’s post 😉

Coasting

Tomorrow, for the 26th time, I fly across the Pacific for another annual migration south for the winter.

This time the trip will be a bit longer, and a lot more adventurous. For starters it’ll be me and B. For seconders check out our route:

We’ll land in Brisbane, spend a few days in Surfers, drive south over a few days staying in coastal towns until Newcastle, and then about two weeks later head to Sydney.

The sights we’ll see! The things we’ll do! The food we’ll eat! Read all about it here during the usual blog extravaganza 🙂

Oh, and Happy Christmas!