Category: Blog

Millenium

What did you do on June 22, 2006? Don’t remember, do you? I know what I did, I played World of Warcraft. I know this because on that day I made the very first entry on this blog. And that’s special because today is the day I make the 1000th entry πŸ™‚

1000 entries in five and a half years! That’s almost exactly one every two days. It’s been going so long now that even I can’t remember most of what I have put on it. So I’m going to take today as a sort of ‘best of’ of my blog. After all, aren’t the nostalgic posts the best ones?

A few facts and figures first. There are 1000 posts in 14 categories that include a total of 3064 images. 705 comments have been made by a scant few 8 commentators. Since it has been impossible to create accounts for 5+ years this number is not likely to change soon. However there are three commentators out there that have never added a comment…

Here’s the timeline of significant blog events:

Sep 30, 2006:Β  This nostalgic post about old homes,Β  opened my eyes to using the blog as a sort of nostalgia tool and is what I consider to be a turning point. The post is worth clicking through today, not just for a re-read but also to see how much Google Earth imagery has improved in five years (compare to yesterday’s entry for instance).

Nov 18, 2006: It’s almost hard to believe now, but Yossi was once small.

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Feb 14, 2007: An unspectacular post about a blizzard, and my pains (manually) clearing away the snow. Why do I cite this? It was clear by now the blog had become a part of my life: why else would I have taken such pains to document such a task, especially getting KLS to come outside as well just to take photos of me?!

May 12, 2007: First post dedicated to a movie review (Ultraman: The Next). Even today such dedicated posts are rare, but they’re usually good πŸ™‚

May 21, 2007: First post from a phone. Ignore the title, I was testing the functionality so I could blog from Hawaii.

July 16, 2007: Still one of my all-time favourite posts about a specific game. This tale is 100% true. What a great day that was!

August 27, 2007: Great post about Dragon mag and an old RPG for two reasons. 1) My first ‘retro RPG post’, 2) AW’s comment πŸ™‚

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Pixels In My Eyes: This post, made in late August 2007, is, in my opinion, the best I’ve ever written for the blog. I don’t remember much about the creation of this post, but given that I very rarely plan any post beyond an idea, I expect I just wrote it all down as I thought of it with little revision. This is one of a very few incredibly personal posts about my thoughts that I’ve put out here for all to see, and even today when I read it it makes me powerfully nostalgic. This also happens to be the most-commented entry in the entire life of this blog.

Dec 31, 2007: First ever post from Australia. This was during the first of my (soon to be four) solo Australia vacations.

The Ten Worst Photos Of Me Ever Taken: What a post! This one will never go out of style. I love that I did this and it was well received. By the way, don’t I look a little like the Ancient Aliens guy in #8?

June 25, 2008: I wrote this post about cockfighting when I was in Puerto Rico, as a laugh. I later found out more than a few people actually believed it. I was surprised. I guess I can be convincing πŸ™‚

Dec 12, 2008: Funny cellphone entry made during the ice storm that killed out power for a few days. I don’t think I was faking that facial expression…

Jan 10, 2009: There have been many World of Warcraft posts on the blog (including, as I said, the very first one) but this one, describing a 54 minute long fight between me and a single raid boss, is my favourite. I can’t wait to start playing WoW again in the new year!

Jan 31, 2009: Read the text, look at the picture, read the comments πŸ™‚

Feb 8, 2009: I’m citing this because it is a very, very fond memory – the first time I got to meet a Doctor Who. He was a truly gracious person and I remember this fondly.

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May 30, 2009: This is the most controversially titled blog post ever. Happily it is not without factual basis, and that’s not the only thing in this particular entry that demonstrates why we love Japan so much. We need to return…

June 6, 2009: This post can claim a lot. Not only is it full of Rilakkuma, but it also introduces my most-watched youtube video (over 45,000 views to date) and includes a now-legendary photo of me and Emi at the very end.

Doctor Who Video Games: Still my most-viewed post, and the number one source of redirects to this blog from Google. This was heavily researched when I wrote it, since I could find no such list online. Today this actual post is linked from a Wikipedia article πŸ™‚

Dec 22, 2009: The infamous ‘trojan cake‘ event. Still a good and funny story πŸ™‚

April 3, 2010: Hyperbolic post made from my cellphone when I was in line to buy an iPad on launch day.

June 22, 2010: This recipe post has my favourite opening line of any post I’ve ever made. I wonder if I should do more recipe entries?

July 28, 2010: My favourite post from England. Lovely Blackpool, in the rain. I’ll be back there one day.

October 21, 2010: A ghost story. Although my language may be flowery, you’d be surprised by how little I embellish the stories I post on this blog (and believe me, there are many others to come).

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The Wish: A disturbing post, strangely real and incredibly melancholic. I was clearly in a funk that day, and this was the result. I’ll be honest and say I am proud of it, and I think it’s a powerful piece. But as with Pixels In My Eyes, these sorts of entries will probably come along only once ever 4 or 5 years.

April 25, 2011: For those that doubt my game-otaku-dom has reached the highest level! Going through the blog like I have, it’s remarkable how many game-related posts about truly arcane topics there are here. Even I’m impressed by my gaming knowledge and enthusiasm!

Tales From Green Hell (Part 1 & Part 2): I was so proud of these posts! To show off some spectacular photos supplied by my parents was a thrill. You can expect more like these in the future.

November 22, 2011: My other source of great pride this year.

Over five years is a long to time to keep this up, and 1000 posts is a lot of words. At times – including very recently – I have debated stopping and closing it once and for all, but it’s become a part of my life I feel I’d miss were it to end.

Given that I’m not close to running out of ideas, I don’t really see Robot Claw closing up shop any time soon πŸ™‚

The Adamski Legacy

In 1946, an American named George Adamski saw his first UFO near a campground in California. He took some photos, but mostly kept the information to himself. A few years later he released a science fiction novel, and shortly thereafter saw more UFOs. Three years later (in 1953) he released the book that rocketed him to fame:

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It told the story of how he, in 1952, had met a visitor from Venus named Orthron. The Venusians, as it turned out, were friendly fellows, graciously watching over and guiding human development. And George Adamski was the one out of all of us chosen as our ambassador! This contact he had with the ‘Space Brothers’ led him to fame and fortune.

Of course such a story would be dismissed as drivel were it not for evidence. And he had that in spades, in the form of photos and a few short movies of the craft that the aliens flew in on:

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The above are two of his actual photos. Do they look familiar? Here’s a photo of Adamski himself next to a painting he did of one of the aliens he met.

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Adamski’s career as the first (and possibly still most famous) of the ‘UFO contactees’ took him all over the world. UFO’s were new in those days, and big business. Everyone wanted to hear about them and the aliens and the man that had met them. As Adamski grew more famous, so too did his stories become more astonishing. He met Martians and Saturnians, and went for rides in spaceships. He hinted he had been given rejuvenation technology as well, and that some aliens lived amongst us.

In fact at a now infamous UFO conference hosted by Adamski in the 1950s, some of those that attended believed that a group of 3 aloof audience members were Venusians in disguise. Here’s one of only two photographs of one of them; compare to the above painting.

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Adamski’s aliens were the ‘Space Brothers’, which are now commonly referred to as ‘Nordic Aliens’. Tall, large boned and very white they were the master race of space; cosmic Aryans that had a strange allure to UFO fandom of the 1950’s through 1970’s. This would change of course, but I’ll get to that in a bit.

Adamski was of course debunked as a fraud and con-artist in his day. One famous story told of an interviewer who, when quizzing Adamski in his own home, noticed that a lampshade in the same room bore a striking resemblance to the UFO’s in the photographs. Others have claimed the photos show a chicken brooder or the top of an espresso machine from the 1940’s.

But whether they are real or not, Adamski’s photos would live forever. You see they were the very first exposure many people had to actual UFO images (the Roswell crash incident did not have any photos to go with it) and in the minds of many became synonymous with what UFO’s are supposed to look like. They entered popular culture. Adamski’s saucers did not just look like UFO’s, UFO’s looked like Adamski’s saucers.

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The stamp is from 1978. Note the ‘Adamski type’ UFO. Of course this wasn’t the only repurpose of the image in that year. Do you remember this one:

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Look at ‘the UFO’ at the top. Yep, it’s Adamski-type.

In the 1980’s UFOlogy took off in a big way. Adamski had died in the late 1970’s, claiming the truth of his stories (and photos) until the end. But even the UFO scholars had trouble believing the whole ‘Venusian’ thing. So if they were not from Venus, from whence came these mysterious craft?

How about… the Nazis!

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Here’s where things get really complicated. ‘Serious’ researchers of the ‘Nazi UFO Theory’ speak of numerous craft designed by the Nazi’s and built in secret bases or an ‘invisible to the Allies’ research facility in the German-controlled Antarctic province New Swabia. One of these UFOs, called ‘Haunebu’ is shown above. Look familiar? Here’s another shot:

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Evocative isn’t it?

Hopefully I haven’t lost you because the Nazi UFO theorists have worked out who the Space Brothers were as well, which is to say they theorize that Adamski wasn’t the first contact. You see these UFO’s weren’t solely the work of man… Hitler had help from aliens! And to facilitate that help the Nazi’s had a crew of super-psychics whose job it was to communicate with the aliens. Some have alleged that these psychics, all of which demonstrated the Aryan ideal of beauty, strength and whiteness may have been (Nordic) aliens themselves. Here’s a photo of the leader of that squad, the very lovely Maria Orsic:

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Her whereabouts after the war are unknown. Some believe she was one of those that escaped through spacetime in ‘The Bell’, a Nazi time machine built using extraterrestrial superscience. But whatever happened to her… was she an alien? What do those eyes say to you?

There are two competing stories here. I’ll summarize them for you:

Version One: Aliens from Aldebaran helped the Nazi’s build UFOs that were covered up (or possibly remained undiscovered) by the Allies after the war. Adamski saw either humans testing these very craft, or perhaps was contacted by the very same aliens that had tried to help Hitler.

Version Two: It’s ALL one massive, massive lie. There never were any Nazi UFOs, or Aldebarans. Mario Orsic is just a pretty frau from the fatherland. Adamski was a liar, who made up a story and ran with it when it made him famous (a business model which, I may suggest, Whitley Streiber perfected in the 1990’s). His UFO’s were household appliances or home-made models.

Which is the truth? That, my friends, is for you to decide.

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But (and I’m nearly finished here), since Adamski was so famous not only for the UFO’s (and the iconic design) but also for the Space Brothers, why did the UFO image persist but not the Nordic Aliens? Most people these days would clearly identify the photos above as UFO’s but say the first shot of a girl was just a Uma Therman lookalike. Why don’t people think ‘Aryan’ when they hear ‘Alien’ any more?

This is the answer:

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The photo is from, of course, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. Interesting how a film could influence the public perception of aliens in such a major way isn’t it? Other things over the years (Communion, X-Files, Roswell ‘autopsy videos’ etc.) drove the point home until Nordic Aliens were a forgotten wrinkle in the history of UFOlogy.

And so ends todays post; the 16th in my ’25 Days Of Christmas’ series. In case you forgot, here’s the (wonderful!) logo again πŸ™‚

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The Saga Of The Hopping Toad

We usually don’t want to talk about bad things when we know they are about to happen, or when they are happening, but then can open up about them after the fact. This post is one of those times, and the ‘bad thing’ was our little cat Emi (aka. ‘Hopping Toad’) finally losing the rest of her half-missing leg.

I will caution you that this post is comprehensive and detailed, and as such contains some unpleasant images.

Here’s a famous photo of Emi taken over a year ago:

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As you may recall this is how we got her. That thing on the lower right we called her ‘stump’, and it was the approximately 70% of her leg that remained after a still-unknown incident that occurred when she was a baby kitten. So she was 3.5 legged, but happy and energetic and to be honest not really any different from a four-legged cat, including in the mobility stakes.

But she would occasionally ‘stump herself’, which meant she’d try to use her stump as a real leg and hit it on things. This would sometimes create little sores on the end, which would take a long time to heal. Here’s a photo of one such sore:

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That tiny little thing on the tip may not look like much, and they often were not, but eventually – about 3 or 4 months ago now – one of them got bigger and bigger and eventually became infected. The advice of the vet was that this would continue to happen since her leg had never been correctly amputated, and suggested we finally have the operation done.

For various reasons we decided she would not have the complete operation, and agreed to a partial amputation with the hope of removing any sharp bone, infected skin and basically giving her stump more of a ‘muscle buffer’ to prevent it happening again. The operation was a success and we then had a recuperating cat on our hands. This was (very!) difficult for us. We had to separate her, keep an eye on her, and keep a collar on her (we would dub this ‘her hat’) to keep her from getting at her stitches. Here’s a shot of her first collar:

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Unfortunately she got to her stitches and bit a few out. This meant we had to increase our vigilance, and during this period I would spend long hours in our bedroom both writing my PhD dissertation and keeping an eye on Emi. It was stressful and difficult. Here’s what my ‘office’ at the time looked like:

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We had upgraded Emi to different collars to reduce her ability to bother her stitches. During this healing period she had also become fevered and wasn’t eating or drinking. Little toad was in a bad state and we were very worried. We gave her medicine and tried various foods. She also had a fluid injection and gradually became better. The alternate collars worked to keep her from her incision as well, even if she hated wearing them. This one was inflatable and had a bell on it. We used to put this one (which seriously curtained her movement) on her when we couldn’t watch her:

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Here’s how her stitches looked at this time:

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Nasty aren’t they? Because of this she had them in longer than scheduled, although our attention coupled with the collars and the medication meant the vet eventually thought they could be removed and did so. The healing was far from over though (the area was still a bit raw) and she was still collared. However she could at least rejoin the family. She’d been wearing the collar for almost a month by this point, and had upgraded to a smaller and more fashionable (but very effective) model:

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She was mostly herself in this period, which meant her activities were more or less normal. She would, for instance, climb her cat tree in this collar, or sit in our laps as we watched TV.

Unfortunately, although the stitches were out the incision simply wasn’t healing, and eventually became infected again. Off she went back to the vet, and this time we decided it was time to have the full amputation as originally recommended. Obviously, our stress and worry about our little toad was not ready to pass yet.

So she had the complete surgery, and it went very well. Everything was removed to the hip. Here’s she is at the vet’s, immediately post-operation:

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And here she is the next day at home, showing off her surprisingly large incision:

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She still looks a bit drugged in that shot πŸ™‚

The second healing period went tremendously better than the first. She almost never bothered her stitches, which healed quickly and cleanly, and she never became fevered or refused to eat. In fact she was surprisingly active from almost the day after, as if the operation had not occurred and she wasn’t actually now missing a major part of her body. She seemed as happy as ever:

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After about a month the stitches were out, but she had to continue to wear the hat a bit longer while the incision finished healing. Last weekend we removed the hat for good, and today her incision is all but undetectable and she is running around like a mad little thing playing with her sisters and doing happy cat things. The (complete) lack of the leg has no affect on her mobility, and is probably (as the vet told us all along) a good thing since she’ll never ‘stump herself’ ever again.

Here’s her official Christmas photo, which I took just 5 minutes ago:

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And here’s Toad’s Christmas message to all of her fans:

I’m all better now! Thanks for thinking about me everyone πŸ™‚