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Birthday Trip

Tuesday, October 10th, 2023

We went to NYC for a few days to celebrate Kristins birthday. Once again we splurged for a room high above Bryant Park with a balcony.

It was cooler than we expected in the city and I probably wasn’t dressed for it, but we filled the first day with shopping at all our favourite spots.

We had fun, bought some interesting things and ate richly, as usual. Also as usual, we mostly ate at different times since we both prefer different things (and I eat freakishly early these days).

Here’s the view from the balcony at night:

On the second day we went to the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA), which we’d never visited before. It was very popular and bustling with people at the entrance, but it’s a large museum and didn’t seem packed inside.

That was the highlight. It’s (of course) Starry Night by Van Gogh, and neither of us knew it was there. In fact we were both so surprised to see it just hanging on a wall in the open we assumed it was a copy or something, but it is the actual painting which has been in the MoMA collection for over 80 years. It was genuinely moving to see, given the story behind it and how famous it is. Some believe it’s the most valuable painting in the world!

Of course MoMA has many other works, and we did our best to view all of them. I’ve been to modern art exhibits before and all I’ll say about much of what we saw is that the question of whether it was ‘art’ or not is perhaps more interesting (to me) than the pieces themselves.

Afterwards we did more shopping and eating and just soaking in the sights and character of the city. There was a parade as well, to celebrate Italian-Americans, and we watched the floats a bit as they went down 5th Avenue.

Although summer has passed and winter’s chill is starting to arrive, the city was still full of tourists. Times Square was busy as it always is and yesterday in particular shops and eateries were very full probably because it was a holiday (Columbus Day)?

Inside an empty shop we saw taller-than-man-sized reproductions of Star Wars PEZ dispensers being carved from styrofoam. Why and for what reason? We’ll probably never know…

Oh and it’s beginning to feel a bit like Christmas…

It was a very relaxing and fun few days, and while we exhausted ourselves filling each day with activities.

To cap things off we sprung for a large sized roomette on the train on the way home. It seated four and had its own shower (in a separate room to the left in the photo). It was more than twice the size (and cost!) of the roomette we usually use and was very comfy:

I asked Kristin if she had fun on her birthday trip and she said: “Yes, I ate bought and saw many wonderful things!” ๐Ÿ™‚

LEGO Pac-Man

Saturday, September 9th, 2023

Kristin bought me the LEGO Pac-Man set earlier this year, and last week I assembled it. I went into this set ‘spoiler free’, and it was a delight to discover it’s special feature!

You first built the (removable) character display on top, which features Pac-Man and two pursuing ghosts. At the push of a button the all turn around to replicate what happens when Pac-Man eats a power pill. It’s a nice trick, but just a side dish to the main act. Oh and see those tiny Pac-Men and ghosts at the bottom? They’re printed tiles:

The main cabinet took me several overs over a few days and was an intriguing build because for a while I couldn’t see how the set was coming together. As mentioned I was initially oblivious of the special feature so half-way through the build of the main ‘screen’ I had no idea why I was adding a chain drive:

Then adding an axle attached to a crank on the back made it clear this set had hand-powered animations:

But I still wasn’t prepared for how smooth the movement was once finished, and how good the ‘screen’ looked:

Pac-Man, all the ghosts and the cherry all animate in some way, moving in various cycles around the board. There are two chains and a lever attached via different gears to the crank axle, so they don’t even all move at the same speed. It’s incredibly well done, and needs to be seen in action to appreciate it. I’ve made a lot of legos over the years, including some gigantic technic sets, but the engineering on this one surprised and impressed me more than any I’d ever seen.

There’s a few other nice little touches, like a moving joystick and light up ‘coin slot’, and even a cute little diorama hidden behind the back panel:

One interesting aspect to this set was that it’s slightly on the ‘harder’ side as far as assembly was concerned. A few steps required a second or even third look to make sure I was doing them correctly, and I was extremely careful for the screen part itself since errors there may have taken a long time to fix! Overall assembly was fun, and I the only real negative I can think of is the usual one: I wish LEGO stopped using stickers entirely.

The success of this set is just how great it looks assembled, and how smooth and wonderful the movement is when you turn the crank. This is one I’ll be happy to leave on display for many years to come ๐Ÿ™‚

First Day

Monday, August 21st, 2023

It was the first day of classes today. This is now my 21st year of teaching. The cycle continues as it always has.

Dramatic weather this morning, although it warmed in the afternoon. I hated wearing jeans, but I’ve never taught in shorts. For years now I always wear the same ‘outfit’: black jeans, t-shirt and shoes.

Here’s the room in which I teach my morning class, which has about 70 students. They looked young, and were very quiet (as the current generation often is). Many sat half way or further back until I chided them, at which point half moved to the front. I expect next lecture many will have moved closer to the front.

Some things never change, such as people selling posters at the start of semester. I remember this being an occurrence even 33 years ago when I first started University. I flipped through the selection and saw many eternal topics (Bob Marley, Star Wars, Superheroes) as well as some much more recent ones (Harry Styles, Fortnite, Stranger Things). There were also many people I didn’t recognize. Streamers maybe?

Coincidentally enough, one of the posters was Australian and over 30 years old! Do kids these days buy posters of bands their parents were into?

My afternoon lecture is taught in a bigger lecture center, and has 175+ students. They were much rowdier than the morning class, probably because it wasn’t so early in the morning ๐Ÿ™‚

Here’s my office. I spend many hours in here each week, mostly accompanied by students looking for help. It’s fun, but tiring, and makes the time – and days – speed by.

21 years! How much longer will I be doing this?

No, I Donโ€™t Believe

Friday, July 7th, 2023

I learned of a new local ‘attraction’ that may have been of interest to me, so naturally today I went to check it out. It’s called ‘Do You Believe’ and is a fantasy/supernatural ‘museum’ in a nearby mall.

First things first: the mall was terrifying. Dying malls are always creepy, but this one was doubly so. Almost every shopfront was empty, and the few remaining rarely had names or any signage and seemed to contain teenage employees sitting disinterestedly behind tables full of second hand trash. Only one ‘restaurant’ remained in the enormous food court and even though it was lunch time there wasn’t a single soul eating. Every fiber of my being told me to turn around and leave this depressing place and yet I soldiered on, found ‘Do You Believe’ and handed over my $10 entry fee. I walked around the corner and saw this:

It’s an animatronic Sasquatch! He didn’t move much, and his movement was a bit jerky, but he got points for being the only robotic Bigfoot I’ve ever seen (aside from on The Six Million Dollar Man). He was truly massive as well, and towered over me. Next to him, on the wall, were some Bigfoot facts:

That’s the format of the place: an animatronic accompanied by a list of dubious facts. You stand and look at the creature for a moment, read he facts, and move on. I was alone and had the place to myself, but only spent seconds at each display.

After the Bigfoot came a mermaid:

Her tail rose and fell but the display was otherwise static. Amongst the mermaid facts were these two:

The use of the word ‘fact’ to describe nonsense lit a fire in me, and less than 30 seconds into this attraction it was clear there was absolutely no science or anything educational to be found. Oh well, let’s take a look at the mermaid relics and artifacts…

After the mermaid came a dragon:

He was more animated than the others, and his mouth even glowed to simulate the fire. At least they didn’t attempt to suggest he was real!

The centaur was paired with a toy stuffed lion they probably bought on amazon. And he made horse ‘whinny’ noises, which was weird to say the least.

Around the corner from him was a giant ape versus (?) a small T-Rex:

And a unicorn:

A griffin:

And even (why?) giant insects:

None other than King Kong himself made an appearance:

Don’t worry, they didn’t forget to include some (non-animatronic) aliens as well:

Here’s the one and only ‘fact’ that accompanied the alien display:

There were a few other ‘displays’ that were just printouts pinned to the walls, including the Loch Ness monster, the Kraken and even the Bermuda Triangle:

The above is the entirety of the Bermuda Triangle display. The Loch Ness and Kraken sections were even smaller, and included what seemed to be a poor quality printout of concept art from Clash Of The Titans.

I wish one of those Atlanteans living in the Bermuda Triangle that turned into a mermaid had used her clairvoyance to learn I was planning a visit to this place and then hypnotized me to change my mind!

The ghost ‘fact’ stated that they keep their personalities, memories and emotions and act the same as when they are alive. (And yes, the above was supposed to be a ghost.)

Let me be blunt: this was the worst thing I’ve ever paid money to see. It was in fact worse than everything I’ve ever seen. Even though it only took me five minutes to walk through, I felt I had wasted my time.

Sure it’s intended for kids, and sure the budget is probably microscopic and they spent it all on the animatronics, but even had this been free I would have felt ripped off.

The mall also included a ‘Pop Culture Museum’ which also cost $10, and I was – insanely – about to enter before I noticed the feature display right now was some guys collection of Funko Pops. I turned away and left the mall without a second thought. I’ll never return.

Happy 30 Years!

Thursday, May 11th, 2023

30 years ago today, I came to America. It was probably the best but hardest decision I ever made, and the anniversary – which I usually ignore – is bittersweet. Kristin suggested I do something ‘American’ to celebrate… so I walked to McDonalds for lunch ๐Ÿ™‚

Including tax a hamburger happy meal now costs $6.47, which seems a lot for what you get. Service was very fast though, and the food was piping hot and looked good once I unpacked it:

I ate the burger first. As a little boy the junior burger (as it was called in Oz back in those days) was my favorite, but I grew into Big Macs for a few decades before somewhat recently returning to happy meals. It’s just enough food for me now, and I’ve grown to enjoy the simple taste of the plain hamburger.

This one didn’t disappoint, and as I inhaled it I increasingly noticed the rest of the patrons in the dining area were geriatrics or lunatics and I was simultaneously the youngest and sanest in the room. Thankfully the burger was meaty and delicious, and I almost could ignore the madwoman across the restaurant screaming about toilet paper.

Are Macca’s fried the best fast food fry? I can’t answer that now (but I will in time; stay tuned) but I will say that first impressions of this portion were high: they were crispy and hot with a nice potato taste. Unfortunately there must have been a mistake in the kitchen since they were insanely oversalted, and even the half-flat and watery Diet Coke barely cut the bitterness.

I ate them regardless, priding myself on my ability to ignore the ancient nutter gibbering about his hip flask. One of his companions seemed to gutterally grunt at him in response, and I wondered if perhaps they weren’t even human? With my food gone, it was time to inspect the toy.

Macca’s continues to cut costs and the plastic in this Cosmo (a good dog) from Guardians 3 would have probably been better used for anything else. What child wants this? I considered saving it for a future birthday gift for Bernard, but came to my senses (unlike the wizened loon mumbling to himself in the corner) and hurled it into the nearest trash bin.

My anniversary meal completed, I fled the asylum restaurant and walked home. It took a while and was hot, and my extreme salt-induced hydration made it feel hotter, but at least I hadn’t let the day pass without doing something special. Happy 30 years to me ๐Ÿ™‚