Category: Family

Here’s A Photo Of Me As A Toddler

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That’s from the days before video games, when all I needed for an afternoon of bliss was a weird bucket and an inflatable pool.

The photo was taken in 197X, during a holiday at Warrumbungle National Park. We (Dad, Bernard and I) stayed in one of those weird converted tram thingy’s you can see in the back and my memories of the events of the trip are slim to say the least.

Most notable was that a giant monitor lizard got into our tram, or at least I think it did. Maybe I don’t even remember it, maybe I just remember being told about it.

Maybe I was so busy just chilling with my bucket that little else mattered to me on those few sunny days at Warrumbungle back in 197X.

Blast From The Past

Back to 2001, Easter Sunday to be precise. Together with two factions of the Friedland clan, we were launching model rockets in a Fairport park.

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The rockets are bought unassembled, so we’d put them together and painted them prior to the day. As you can see we had a box full of engines and wadding and fuses (for the launch circuit) all sorts of bits and pieces to get them going. The launch pad is also a separate purchase.

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That’s a lucky shot above. The rockets take off very quickly and – depending on the size and engine used – can go high enough they are difficult to see. Then, assuming everything goes according to plan, they deploy a parachute and float gently to earth ready to be reused.

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(There’s so much fail in that picture…)

If it is windy, the rocket can travel a surprising distance before reaching the ground. My photos from this day show we had 4 rockets in total, and I recall we lost two of them because they’d blown far away behind some trees.

Here’s some video of two of our launches:

To that, I can only say “Oh man!” πŸ™‚

Bonus shot of young Jordan (I hope she’s reading this!) right now:

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Not three meters from where I’m sitting is an unassembled rocket and some engines. All I’d need is a launch pad…

Bug Catcher

Yesterday as I walked around our garden I was struck by the absence of insects. Of course they are there hidden away, but in Australia – at least when I was young – it seemed they were everywhere at all times; almost unavoidable. And during those days, back when I was a little boy, this was my toy of choice:

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It was called the ‘Bug Catcher’. It is difficult to find information online so my guess is it may have been only Australian (although use of the American ‘bug’ suggests otherwise). The idea was you hold the thing around the narrow bit, remove the green base from the bottom, and scoop up bugs (without touching them, obviously) before putting the cap back on. The insects can then be kept inside the device, which includes air vents and a second cap at the top through which you can put food (or insert more bugs).

I had at least 2 of these when I was a kid. I broke the first one by falling on it and quickly got another. During the long hot summers I would use it often to catch all sorts of insects, which I would then keep as ‘pets’ in an assortment of habitats.

These are the guys I used to go after the most:

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The green guy on the left is a slantface, and the one on the right is a locust. In other words: grasshoppers.

Grasshoppers were absurdly common in Australia. We never lived far from bushland or a field, and it was virtually impossible not to find grasshoppers in abundance were I interested in catching some. Australia has many different species of all shapes and sizes, but the real prizes were the big guys such as those above (each of which can grow upwards of 7 cm).

I’d scoop them up in my Bug Catcher (or when I was a big older, just grab them) and keep them in shoeboxes filled with grass or in big gherkin jars with holes punched in the lids for air. Sometimes I’d release them at the end of the day, sometimes I’d keep them for a few days. Often they would die – which never really bothered me as a child – and I’d just go and get more. I recall I used to be delighted if they actually ate in captivity because it was a sign to me they were ‘happy’ πŸ™‚

Here’s a creeper I definitely used the Bug Catcher for:

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That’s a spitfire caterpillar. Eventually it turns into a moth, but as kids we didn’t care too much about it’s future because this form was what interested us most. You see the urban legend was that if you were to touch those little spiny bits you’d get a nasty sting. Was it true? Who knows. I can certainly say I don’t remember touching one, and the few times I caught them to keep them carefully scooped them up in the catcher to avoid doing so.

Here’s another guy I used to love catching and keeping for a few days:

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It’s called s a Christmas Beetle, a type of scarab so named because it is usually abundant around Christmas (mid summer) in Australia. Large and docile creatures, these guys were easy to pick from trees and bushes. They would sit on your shirt like a cicada and look beautiful in the sun (the best examples were burnished like gold). I recall I used to be upset when a beetle wouldn’t fold his wings away perfectly, and would occasionally fiddle with his carapace and wings to ‘help’ him appear less messy πŸ™‚

I’d also use the catcher to sift things out of soil (usually woodlice or tiny spiders), to scoop up praying mantises or stick insects, to catch butterflies (which I would always release) and even to catch spiders. I also took it to the beach a few times and used it in rockpools for crabs! As I got older I became less scared of handling the beasts directly and the catcher was put away and eventually forgotten. But for a few glorious summers… that plastic toy was the world for me.