Category: Family

Puzzle Falcon

February 2001. I had just come back from my first trip to Australia since leaving the country. I was out of work (by choice), and just starting a several month period of… well nothing until I started college in the fall. During this time I went a bit crazy, as is evidence by the following video (which I don’t believe I have ever shared)…

Not fake. All real. The ‘flight’ occurred the same evening I finished it. Assembly was difficult and torturous, and the structural stability of the vehicle was poor (hence me cradling it in-flight).

But it’s not about the Falcon! Note the beard! The yellow hair! The black thing on my head! The shirt even!

And yes, I am wearing pants ><

I Paid 70p To Pee

Lots of public toilets around England are pay toilets, ranging from 10p to a princely 50p. Today I paid a total of 70p to use the garderobe, and upon leaving one of them I found this cute sign:

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Today was our last full day in London. A bit of sightseeing, a bit of shopping, a bit of eating. JBF went on another train safari today, so KLS and I headed out early to see Buckingham Palace.

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As our travel books predicted… we were underwhelmed πŸ™‚

Very close is a park (St James I believe it is called). This was an unexpected treat, since the lake in the park is full of a variety of different water bird species, most of which are unafraid of humans.

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The park was also home to some of these little fellows:

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Next was Westminster Abbey, which managed to impress us even though we’ve become somewhat jaded by ancient, immaculately detailed buildings. We didn’t pay the (exorbitant) entry fee though, and only admired from outside.

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This morning I bought a lemonade beverage from Waitrose. Upon drinking, I had to glance at the bottle to make sure I hadn’t actually bought lemon juice for cooking or something, since it was so terribly bitter. KLS insisted on photographing me drinking it.

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It is moments such as these I wonder why I let her take these ridiculous photos of me…

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The apple pies are like the Australian/Japanese ones, incidentally πŸ™‚

Here’s another pair of shots, this time taken in Trafalgar Square:

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Here’s a story that I don’t remember telling. We went to a Games Workshop in Edinburgh, and I overheard a customer say (dead serious) to an employee “You’re pretty much the only Dark Emperor I know.”

Today we went to a Games Workshop in London. There were an abundance of amazingly well-painted miniatures on display, and I wasn’t surprised when I heard employees boasting to a customer how they were the premier store in Britain (this was on Oxford Street by the way). An example figure:

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Toward the end of the day we visited (as I suppose we had to) Harrods, the world famous department store. It was maniacally busy and terribly ostentatious. For instance, in the fancy spirits shop in the basement they had a single bottle of cognac for Β£26,000.

They were also selling this, a full sized bath carved from a single piece of quartz crystal. It is the only one of it’s kind on Earth and also, so the sales board said, will be the person who buys it.

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Anyway as I said this was our last full day, and it is unlikely I will do another blog entry this vacation. Hopefully you enjoyed reading it (even if some of the entries were a bit late!) as much as I enjoyed writing it πŸ™‚

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London Calling

JBF’s off on another all-day train safari today, this time to Cardiff. KLS and I had shopping to take care of, since we’d managed to gather precisely almost zero souvenirs. With checklist in hand, we traipsed out into London.

By the way I have sent a total of 34 postcards this trip! I think/hope most of you reading this got one (if I have your address) and some of you many more than one. Hopefully they gave you a smile πŸ™‚

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^ Ghastly stuff! The overall quality of the trash in 99% of the souvenir stores is truly appalling, and for some reason we’ve really struggled finding stuff this trip (by comparison, it’s usually tough not to find appropriate items for people in Tokyo). I can assure you all though, that nothing in the above image was purchased πŸ˜‰

Anyway we traipsed and traipsed, and at one point found ourselves in Forbidden Planet, a really friggin’ big sci-fi and fantasy store. Here’s a photo…

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… and everything in it is Doctor Who (except for me, of course)! It was Doctor Who merchandise heaven! I bought a CD drama (“Plague Of The Daleks”, chosen based on the companion and not the Doctor) and a few other items, and spent a lot of time wishing a similar selection was available in some store closer to home.

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We stumbled across a vast multi-story arcade named Funland near Picadilly Circus. It had a mind-boggling selection of games and was actually a very good arcade, but for some reason I gravitated toward and played the hopping game “Hopping Road”

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Yes it’s a racing game based around hopping using a pogo stick controller. I hopped and hopped like a madman and won the race easily but at the cost of almost-death. It was torturous, boring and embarassing since people were watching. Why I played it I have no idea!

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We just had dinner (shown above), and are both bone-tired so it’s time to crash and eat junk (cheese & onion chips, mars bars and lemonade), watch TV and play DS.

But I’ll leave with a certain photo, deliberately without description or explanation. Go on AW, comment on this one!

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