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Summer In Berlin

Monday, July 27th, 2015

I’m been experiencing the ennui of one not on an overseas vacation, so it’s time to remedy the situation. Therefore, with great pomp and ceremony, later this week we will be going to Germany!

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This is of course no sudden decision. This trip has been in the late-planning stages for some weeks, the early-planning stages for a couple of years and the distant-planning stages for a lifetime. I do of course have Teutonic blood in my veins, and it’s time to return to das Vaterland and reclaim my throne!

But this is no solo trip! I will be traveling with a company of four others: Kristin, Bernard, Jim and Alois. Starting and ending in Frankfurt, we’re going to do the whole country in style together – from castles to beer-houses – wearing our German last names (yes, even Jim) with pride. Here’s our route:

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Very little is planned! We’ve booked out hotels and our trains, as well as a coach trip to Castle Neuschwanstein (in the picture above), but the rest of the adventure is an open book. I suspect there’ll be a lot of this though:

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I estimate there will be about 24 hours in total of rail and coach transport during our two week trip. To keep morale high as we ride the rails, I have prepared a ‘German Travel Quiz’ for Bernard. 25 fiendish trivia questions in five topics await him! He only has to score 60% per topic to win up to five prizes, but if he loses he will forsake his ‘escrow prize’ (in other words, I’ll keep it). If he gets at least 60% on every quiz he will win the ultimate prize, but if he fails even once he’s going to give me his handheld computer from the 1980s. Maybe. We’ll see πŸ™‚

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This promises to be a memorable and epic vacation. Needless to say you can – and should – follow our travels here on this very blog!

Intellitourney 2015

Monday, July 13th, 2015

It was time once again for another TV game system tournament. The place: KLS’s parents house. The time: July 4 weekend. The entrants: KLS, Jim and myself. 

Three experienced combatants would this time set sail into unfamiliar waters: Intellivision! 

 
The (emulated) Intellivision system contains about 60 games and includes controllers modeled after the original as well as the plastic overlays. It’s nicely designed, and much better than the Atari one with its poorly working IR wireless controllers.

The usual rules applied: only play single player games with scores, no practicing and each games winner goes first on the next game (a disadvantage). 

 
The graphics are stylish, with effective use of color and quite a bit more animation than I thought the system would have. Of course the games themselves have aged very poorly, and are probably best played these days in a tournament such as this.

We put our hearts and souls into the struggle, and it took us about 4.5 hours to play every game that fulfilled the requirements! 

 
It was a hard fought battle, full of triumphant highs and terrible lows, craven bluster and stoic bravado, of cheers and of jeers and even a few tears. But by the end none of us doubted who had rightfully earned the title of ‘Ultimate TV Game King‘. 

Here are the results:

   
The first plot shows the cumulative scores (2 pts for a win, 1 for second, 0 for last) and the second plot shows the score percentage per game.

With my usual humility, I’ll graciously accept your congratulations for my impressive victory πŸ™‚

 
This last photo shows screenshots of the best game in the collection: a strange Pac-Man/RPG hybrid called Thunder Castle. It had three levels, of which we only saw two, and was perhaps the only game in the system I’d be interested in playing more…

…but that’s going to have to wait, since I’ve also acquired the Colecovision TV game system, and the early stages of Colecotourney 2015 have even begun!

However it will take months for the next ‘Ultimate TV Game King’ to be crowned. Stay tuned πŸ˜‰

Cracker Night

Wednesday, June 17th, 2015

When I was a kid, there was a legendary day that occurred every year with at least the importance of Christmas or a birthday. That was ‘cracker night’! Celebrated in early June (to coincide the with The Queen’s Birthday) this was an Australian tradition dating back to the 1800s that can trace it’s origins all the way back to Guy Fawkes’ failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605.

But of course as kids we didn’t know that! All we knew was that it was the only time of the year we could buy and fire off our own fireworks!

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Roman Candles, Catherine Wheels, Throwdowns, Morning Stars, Crazy Jacks, Double Bungers – all these names (and more!) were the music of my youth. We’d save our pennies avidly and buy them individually or in sets at our local shops, amassing a vast collection before the long-awaited day when they would all be fired off. As we got older we got creative, and I can remember many hours spent carefully dismantling crazy jacks to extract the gunpowder inside so it could be used to craft out own bigger (but inevitably not better) ‘crackers’.

One never-to-be-forgotten memory was how Bernard and I spent hours – days – carefully assembling one of those cardboard medieval villages (from a book) and then rigging the entire thing with gunpowder and fuses extracted from extra fireworks so we could ‘blow it up’ in spectacular style. Of course it just fizzled and burned, but I’m sure we thought it glorious in those days!

I used to get so excited on cracker night I was probably gibbering. It was magical. And then, on June 7 1986, came the last ever cracker night.

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Safety was the reason. Too many fires; too many injuries. I myself burned my hand badly one time when a crazy jack fired out the back end while I was holding it as a makeshift light saber. It’s miraculous I didn’t hurt myself more, since I vividly recall my cousin Troy and I used to fire Roman Candles at each other and try and block the exploding projectiles with garbage lids. Those were the days.

At any rate too many children were injured; too many fires were started, and too many adults had presumably become irritated by the noise. So most of Australia banned home fireworks and cracker night sunk into legend.

It had always been this way in NY State here in the US, and KLS had never had the joy of annual home fireworks. In my years here I have bought the occasional firework while in other states, but even sparklers have been mysteriously unavailable for almost the entire time I’ve lived here. I just assumed that I’d never again know the joy of lighting my own fireworks. And then, last weekend, we found this in a local grocery store:

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What? What?? Fireworks for sale right in the grocery store? What bizarro world had we fallen into?

A quick internet search revealed that about six months ago our state passed a law that made it possible for select counties to sell fireworks for only one month of the year (leading up to July 4), and even then the specific types available were restricted to fountains. No launchers, no ‘bangers’, nothing that flies. But fireworks are legal here now?

Needless to say, we bought some:

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And the last few nights we’ve been setting them off:

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Now as I said these are just fountains, and photos hardly do them justice, but the thrill is real!

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We’ve almost shot them all now, but we’ve saved the biggest (‘Pyro Fan’!!!) for last. But we’ll certainly be heading back to the store to buy more!

Amusingly the county we live in hasn’t legalized these, and it was pure coincidence that we took a drive up north to a different county where we found them. Given that they can only be sold for a couple more weeks, maybe it’s time to stock up πŸ™‚

It may not be quite the experience of cracker night I remember from my youth, but I have to admit the excitement of backyard fireworks – especially after such a long time – is still there!

Air, Land & Sea

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

In a couple of days I’m heading off for my first European trip of the summer. Here’s the approximate route:

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At a rough estimate, before I get home, I will have taken 8 train trips, 4 flights and 1 ferry crossing. There will be a lot of travel to fit so many destinations in such a short trip but I know it’ll be worth it.

I’ll spend the first half of the trip (Ireland and the UK) with Florence, and the second half (in France) with Sue and her daughter. As usual, I’m planning on casting myself in the ‘wise and seasoned but still ruggedly handsome ex-pat Australian supertasting world traveler‘ role. This will hopefully serve me well in France, where I know none of the local tongue! πŸ˜‰

Of course I’ll be blogging as usual. Several of you have expressed particular interest in this trip, so I’ll strive to make the posts entertaining.

See you in Ireland!

The Masterpiece

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

There are Perler Beads:

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They are tiny little plastic cylindrical beads used for crafting. You create pictures using them, and then iron the beads, which melts them together to make the picture permanent. I learned of these through the internet, and decided to buy a sizeable portion of them for a very specific project. This past Saturday I dedicated the entire day to this undertaking.

But first I started with something small, to get used to using the beads:

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Yes sir, pixel art! Specifically a Pac Man ghost (very specifically ‘Blinky’). Of course I had to make his frenemy as well. Here they both are after the all important ironing to fuse the beads:

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Not bad eh? All told, the above took maybe half an hour tops.

I was now a Perler Bead master, and it was time to move on to my intended project. I won’t spoil it just yet, but let’s see how quickly you can work out what I decided to make as you look through these ‘making of’ images:

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Hrm… interesting. I wonder what this is?

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Looks like a piece of classical art no?

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Oh my god! Could it be….?

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Oh my god! It’s Bernard! I’ve turned his likeness into pixel art!

But I wasn’t finished yet. Even though I’d been placing beads for about 4 hours by this point, there was still a lot of unused space around his head. This had to be remedied. Here’s the master at work:

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Look at that concentration! For over five and a half hours on Saturday I individually placed – using tweezers – a grand total of 3364 beads in over 23 colours to create my masterpiece. And here it is:

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A detail clearly showing the beads:

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This was no small endeavour! In fact it ended up being much, much harder than I thought it was. For starters I did absolutely no pre-planning, and I certainly didn’t really consider the palette of the available beads. Instead I used a ghetto technique to resize the original photo down to 60×60 and then just used it as a guideline for bead placement. There was considerable deviating from the pixelated picture on my ipad, especially when it came down to establishing the all-important detail (such as the cheeks or nose shading).

But then it transpired that placing the beads although time consuming wasn’t even the hardest part. Ironing them turned out to be much more challenging and took over 90 minutes in total (and more than a few stressful moments when it seemed like the whole thing would be ruined). The beads aren’t snapped onto the board in any way, they just sit there and can easily be dislodged with a bump:

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So, more than seven hours after I started, and in one sitting, I finished what can only be described as the greatest masterpiece I have ever created. And here it is:

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Here’s the original – and famous – photograph that inspired it:

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I think you’ll agree I did it justice?

Now and forever this will be displayed proudly in our house. It’s hanging in the hall next to Freddy Mercury, and defies any passer-by to not stop and appreciated it:

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It has instantly become one of my prized possessions πŸ™‚