Today is my birthday. As usual, I continue to get wiser and more handsome, so I thought it would be appropriate to reflect on one aspect of that via a particular part of my fashion over the years: my glasses.
I first got glasses when I was 13 (in year 8). While it was an epiphany realizing that not everyone saw the world as blurry as I had, I strongly disliked glasses at first and often didn’t wear them. After a year or so though, I’m sure I got used to them. This was my first pair of glasses (in perhaps the earliest shot ever taken of me wearing them):

I was wearing the very same pair two years later when I graduated high school:

But then, in college, I seem to have changed them for a different pair. This period is hazy since very, very few photos were taken of me and in those that were, I very rarely had glasses on. I guess I was vain. Whenever it happened, I got a new pair and when I arrived in America in 1993 I wore these:

Woah! I suppose that was the fashion in ’93. They were plastic frames, and molded without the little nose supports so they kept clean. I remember liking them quite a bit, and that they eventually broke when our cat Ziggi attacked my face directly with his mighty paw! I actually wore them with tape on them for a few days until I replaced them with these:

That was in the mid-late 1990s. This period became known as my ‘Harry Potter years’ for obvious reasons. Here’s another shot from that era:

It is only due to my rugged beauty that such a pair of glasses looks good 
But time change as does fashions, and as always I’m usually on the bleeding edge. For my next pair, which I got in 2003, I dialed the lens size way, way down:

I liked them at the time, but they were very small to the point of not being practical. I only kept these tiny glasses for a couple of years, before replacing them with an almost-identical but slightly larger pair which I wore for about 5 years:

I wore these to death! When I finally replaced them (in 2010) the lenses had scratches and one even had crystallized a bit, causing internal defects! The new pair, that I got in late 2010, were these:

This was my first step into the word of half-rim glasses. I’ve never gone back.
After several months I had to replace the lenses of these ones due to a factory defect, but I kept the frames for about 4 years until mid last year. That was when – for boring ‘old person reasons’ – I attempted to move into progressive lenses. It was a failure and short lived, and there are precious few photos of the glasses I wore those two weeks:

I returned them and got a brand new set of frames (and lenses), which I wear to this day:

That’s seven frames in 28 years, not including the year or so I spent wearing contacts. One pair every 4 years is apparently longer than the average (which is one every 2-3 years in the US), so maybe I should pick things up a bit! More relevant is the fact that I seem to choose frames that are very similar in appearance to my last pair (and in fact mine haven’t changed that much in appearance since 2003).
Maybe it’s time for a radical change?