Category: Family

My Names Day

Yesterday was my names day. This is a special and sacred day, and I do so look forward to opening all the gifts that will be waiting for me upon my return home.

Now today, today was busy! Lots to tell, but of course that has to wait until tomorrow’s post, so please wait patiently until then! Yesterday was less busy, as we headed back to Shinjuku to revisit a couple of shops we wanted to go to and buy a few particular souvenirs.

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The above shop, in Shibuya station, is called Ranking Ranqueen, and only sells the highest ‘ranked’ products in a large range of categories.For most products they only sell the single best of its kind, but for others they have the top 2 or 3. Some examples:

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Above you can see the #1 ranked calculator, the #1 ranked home soybean growing kit (looks familiar doesn’t it?) and the #1 ranked nose-thinning device (hard to believe someone ranks such a category eh?). Of course we had a laugh looking through this absurd but handy store – I mean who ranks plastic bananas anyway?

dsc01489.jpg < Holy Meat!

KLS had a ‘donut burger’ for lunch at Mos Burger. She enjoyed it quite a bit. Alas the bun didn’t have a hole in it so the hole in the meat pattie was just a gimmick πŸ™‚

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Me dressed as a rice ball and a Pichu (that’s a baby Pikachu if you are a bit rusty on your Pokemon biology).

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Those are Cutie costumes – two from a wide range the company does. I like the facial expression of the attendant. Japanese costumes (sold in the party supply section of Tokyu Hands) seem to be of a much higher quality (and more expensive) than those sold in the USA. Unfortunately a lot of the accessories – particularly hats – are now bagged so I was unable to model the ludicrous full-head frog hat πŸ™

And here’s a shot of how our hotel room is holding up. The lack of toys/games and other otaku purchases is a deception – we’ve just stuffed them into the suitcases already!

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Today’s post was a bit short and for that I am sorry. Tomorrow will be a good one I promise, because todays events will make at least two of you quite jealous. So stay tuned!

‘Adamski Type’ (aka. The UFO Catcher Post)

UFO Catcher is the japanese term for ‘claw games’. These are devices where you manipulate a claw in an attempt to pick up a prize and drop it into a hole for collection. Here’s a shot of a typical UFO Catcher:

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These things are extremely popular here in Japan. As I mentioned in an earlier post, they are the ‘hook’ that gets people into arcades. They are typically the most abundant type of machine in any arcade and are placed at the most visible positions (almost always at street level). The range of prizes available are staggering and run the absolute gamut, with a tendency toward the cute, perhaps because these machines are very popular with female players (and not just young females). Here’s a random collection of shots of various catchers and their prizes:

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From top left: sausages, stuffed bears, a pillow, Haruhi figurines, Monster Hunter cats and big stuffed bear heads. (The bear mascot incidentally is called Rilakkuma and is stupid popular here these days). In parts of town popular with girls (such as Shibuya) the machines are typically more likely to have cute goods (and not always toys), whereas in places popular with dudes (ie. Akihabara) the machines have dude-ish contents such as cute girl figurines or Gundam merchandise.

However these things don’t just contain toys, as you can see here:

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From left: a refridgerated machine vending ice creams; a machine (in Odaiba) with live beetle prizes, and at right a machine (in Ueno) with panties as prizes (this was in a decidedly sleazy arcade…)

If you can imagine it, I’m sure someone in Tokyo has at one time or another put it in a UFO Catcher.

The machines come in all shapes and sizes, from very small with tiny claws to large with massive claws. Here are two examples of the latter:

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The one on the right is actually a slight variant because instead of a claw is has two separately controlled fingers. It looks difficult.

The machines are almost always Y100 (about $1) per go, usually with 3 tries for Y200 or 6 for Y500. If the prize is particularly good (such as an iPod or something similar) the cost per attempt can be as high as Y500. However it is more or less moot because the technology in the catchers means that they are as much about chance as they are about skill.

Consider the following case. First, look at this image:

dsc00222.jpg < Rabbit Bonanza!

That was a machine we saw yesterday in Ikebukuro. I wanted to win a rabbit, and KLS (happily) recorded me trying.

Watch the video here.

Yes I won a pink one, more by luck than skill (the claw hooked between the ear and the body). But you saw in the video the first time I tried the claw easily had the strength to lift the yellow rabbit (my initial target) into the air. I had three more attempts after the end of the video (the attendant asked us to stop videoing!) and the claw was so limp it basically couldn’t grab anything. It seemed very much so that the tension of the claw decreased dramatically after my win.

If you read this entry, you can see that this is extremely likely and almost certainly what happened.

Take a look at these images as further illustration of the canny ways the arcade owners use to minimize wins on UFO Catchers:

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These images show the same prize in two different machines (a Gurren Laggan sheet). Look closely at the left image – note the anti-slip material placed under the sheet? On the right you can see the sheets are placed in a manner as if to suggest they could easily be knocked down. The catch in both cases is the sheets are quite heavy, probably heavier than the claws could even lift. So they can’t be budged due to the anti-slip stuff, or lifted due to weight. It would only take one try for a player to find this out, but they’re already out their Y100…

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Another clever ruse. The prize is dangling directly over the slot you have to drop it into. But the claw can only just come down to the height of the ring. But that tiny ring is supporting all the weight of the Kapibarasan stuffed animal (which is over a foot long). So even assuming your aim is dead on, the chance of actually dislodging it is minute. This setup – making a win look trivial – is quite common.

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The left image shows a Rilakkuma stuffed bear that is absolutely massive – easily over 1m in height. There’s no way it’s falling through the prize slot of any machine, so the arcade has an alternate win system – you have to pick up a balloon from a dish of water and drop the balloon into the slot. I’d wager this is borderline impossible, but I had to wait to take this photo today as a couple kept trying πŸ™‚

The thing is, even when I know victory is unlikely and these things are engineered to keep my money. Even when I know the cost of playing is almost more than the value of the prize, well I still enjoy trying these guys. For instance…

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…I spent a good 5 or more minutes analyzing the above earlier tonight. Obviously there was no chance of actually picking up the motorized walking toy, but I kept wondering maybe I can knock it to the right if I do xxxxx

I eventually gave up and walked away, but the machine came damn close to taking some more of my cash πŸ™‚

I’ll end with a shot of something that did not come from a UFO Catcher, but very well may have come from a UFO!

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The Other Side Of Infinity

Yesterday (and today) we’re a bit worn out. Plus the rain had returned, so we went for a day of shopping in Ikebukuro. This also included a trip to the planetarium on the top of the Sunshine 60 building, and during the show (in Japanese) both of us were nodding off to sleep!

(As I type this, the next morning, we’re watching a TV show about taking a female construction worker and giving her a beauty makeover. The ‘after’ is, in my opinion, much worse than the ‘before’!)

Actually that reminds me of a few asides… things I’ve been meaning to mention:
– The other day we watched a show on TV using three cute girls and a scientist to teach simple wave mechanics (interference, wavelengths, coherence etc) using cellphones and mirrors…
– One day this past week in a McDonalds we saw two schoolboys sit down and consult the menu via their cellphones before deciding what to purchase…
– Japanese cell phone cameras are up to 11 megapixel size, and include all the latest features of digital cameras in the USA (face recognition, moving focus, HD movie recording)

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Anyway back to Ikebukuro… um, we shopped! And bought some good souvenirs… especially for that one person who requested origami paper! Some things we observed in stores:

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That’s Mr Bacon and Dacky the Healing Partner. (Almost) from the same marketing firm that gave us Homo Sausage?

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From a distance I assumed these sunflowers (at a stall in Ikebukuro station) were fake, but (of course) they were real!

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Three products observed in a cosmetics shop. The ones on the sides are uniquely asian.. but the middle one is just weird. As KLS said, it’s for when the aliens arrive πŸ™‚

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Yes, a pet beetle. Toys’R’Us had quite a selection, in sizes up to almost as big as your hand. Pet beetles have always been popular in Japan, but it used to be you trecked out into the woods and caught them yourselves. Now (I bet) they are farmed and sold in pet stores…

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For the rabbit that has everything perhaps?

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If I was a rich man, I would have purchased this for my brother. It’s a super-detailed super-fine scale metal model kit of a blimp (minus the cover). Seems like you’d need the patience of a saint to assemble it, but it looks truly amazing once done.

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The red lines under the ‘do not walk’ symbol? They are a timer, that tick down and tell you how much longer you have to wait. Such an obviously good idea, why hasn’t every country done this years ago?

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As for lunch yesterday, well for a change we’ll let KLS have a turn!