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You Can See Me Now

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

I got up about an hour earlier than the alarm, and rather than wait around got ready and ended up catching an earlier train than I had planned. The trip was good in many ways:
1) It was cheap! Only A$7.80 for a one-way ticket. That’s about a tenth what a comparable trip would cost in the US.
2) It was comfortable! The ride was incredibly smooth – almost at the quality of a Japanese train. Obviously the Sydney-Newcastle line is kept at very good repair.
3) I read a new Kim Newman novel, er gamebook. It is called Life’s Lottery and Adam graciously lent it to me for the Newcastle leg of my trip. I read/played through two different lives of the protagonist and was greatly entertained.
4) I saw a wallaby! It was small and brown and had a fat tail. It was just hanging around by the side of the track near Wyee.

Eventually, I arrived at my parent’s house. This was their reaction:

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After the divesting of the Christmas gifts, a quick jaunt to Beaumont Street was in order. This led me inexorably to a kebab joint – recommended not even 24 hours previous by Pat. I salivated as the Kebabber sliced the brown beeflike foodstuff into the pita and handed it over to me:

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The day was hot, and the sun bright. The kebab was about 1736 degrees when he gave it to me, and as I ate it I could feel my bones melting. Good thing I had a refreshing bottle of beverage nearbye…

After I had finished I stopped into a used bookstore and bought a gamebook. I then lazily headed home, fat with kebab regret and happy to be with my parents again.

Lucky is ambivalent to my presence. He seems to be spending his time gazing into the next world.

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Here’s a bit of our dinner:

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When it comes to purple food, there is nothing more Australian than beetroot. Even though only three of us were eating, very little (if any?) of this bowl survived the dinner table. I ate mine on bread with cheese, lettuce and tomato. It felt good to finally eat a vegetable again!

After dinner we got down to business.

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For reasons that elude me, no-one in the US ever wants to play Monopoly with me. Happily that isn’t the case here, and our game quickly turned into a storm of wheeling and dealing that eventually led Mum to a decisive victory. Next time both dad and I shall have to keep an eye on her deceptively hands-off approach.

Lastly, culled from the files in my dad’s picasa folder, here is a collage of… well, of me! (It’s quite big… click for full resolution…)

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It Didn’t Rain

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

The clouds were ominous most of the day, but it didn’t rain and play was not cancelled. This means we got a full days (8 hours) cricket today at day 2 of the 5th test between Australia and England. We means Adam, Pat and myself.

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I’ll spare you the details of the game itself, suffice to say Australia has done better!

In addition to the cricket we saw David Hasselhoff, the Barmy Army (hardcore British fans) , some cosplayers (who, as Adam said, probably never heard the word) doing Richie Benaud, Borat and Angus Young and also a bored (?) fan playing Angry Birds on his iPad:

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The attendance was a tad over 40,000, which I think may be the highest in the three years I have gone. We sat in the newest stand, and the view was tremendous. As said, it didn’t even rain (amazing, considering the forecast) and the light remained good until very close to the end of play.

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Dinner was Chinese at Fox Studios, and I laughed hard at Pat’s stories of eating 26 pieces of chicken at all-you-can-eat KFC or 25 slices of pizza at all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut. Even in my wildest days such things would have been impossible.

I’m tired now and must force myself to bed since I need to rise early for the train to Newcastle. I shall see you there!

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Within The Four Seas All Men Are Brothers

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Today I went shopping in the city. I bought a few items, including something cute for KLS, something practical (also cute) for SFL and something silly (and a bit cute) for myself. I also put money into UFO catchers and watched as nothing (cute) was won, had Oporto for lunch, and failed the find the latest issue of Bastard!!!! at Kinokuniya.

I haven’t eaten Donuts or a Kebab yet. Still a few things to scratch from my list πŸ™‚

I did not buy anything at Peter Nathan Toy Soldier, a very unusual store in the QVB that just sells hand painted toy soldiers. Here’s a shot of a selection of their Egyptian range, but they also had soldiers from many countries and many wars throughout the centuries. Very unusual, very expensive and very mysterious how they stay in business!

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Today was a public holiday (the deferred Jan 1) but the city was mobbed with people. I had fun just wandering around, but my feet are starting to complain and since the rains were moving in I was back at Adams by about 2.

Tomorrow we’re off to the cricket. The fifth test started today but was washed out. We’re going to the second day tomorrow, but the forecast is bad and rain looks likely. I guess we shall see what happens tomorrow.

That’s all I have for today πŸ™‚

Chicken Cooking Jesuses

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

I’ll dedicate the first part of todays entry to my brother. Here is a photo to get you in the spirit:

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That, brother-of-mine, was todays lunch. I dedicate every meal I eat at this fine establishment to you, since I know you wished you could have been here eating it with me. Since it’s been a while, I want to reassure you the chicken burgers cooked by Oporto are still fit to be served to God and Lift washes them down like the most ambrosiac dew on Earth. I’ll be eating many more such meals, I assure you, and I shall raise my glass (well, plastic bottle) in your name each time I do.

Ok, with that out of the way, I have a bombshell today for my readers!

Here’s the photographic evidence:

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What you say? These are rosellas eating food off the ground with a few pigeons. Someone had put out a feeding platform and the entire flock had turned up to have a feast. And they had no fear, so I was able to get some video. Enjoy:

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Today I went to Bondi Beach, Australia’s (and one of the world’s) most famous. The day was young but the sun was already beating down. It was a lovely day to walk through the surf and enjoy the sights.

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Since I got a bit of sunburn yesterday I slathered on the sunblock today. It’s a wonder I didn’t slide from one end of the beach to the other πŸ™‚

On the way back I stopped at Bondi Junction and found an enormous mall. It was there I ate my heavenly lunch, as well as admired this three-story tall LED advertising billboard:

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One store also sold the biggest blocks of chocolate I’ve seen in a store:

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I got back to the apartment just after lunch, and Adam and I watched a UFC pay-per-view live from America. It was… violent!

And now the evening approaches, and pies are in the oven. Tomorrow, I’m off to the Sydney for a bit of strollin’, and a bit of hatin’

(And yes, that’s an obscure joke!)

And Now, From The Other Side Of The Earth…

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

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Let us describe this photo simply as “caught in the act” πŸ™‚