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Bug Catcher

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Yesterday as I walked around our garden I was struck by the absence of insects. Of course they are there hidden away, but in Australia – at least when I was young – it seemed they were everywhere at all times; almost unavoidable. And during those days, back when I was a little boy, this was my toy of choice:

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It was called the ‘Bug Catcher’. It is difficult to find information online so my guess is it may have been only Australian (although use of the American ‘bug’ suggests otherwise). The idea was you hold the thing around the narrow bit, remove the green base from the bottom, and scoop up bugs (without touching them, obviously) before putting the cap back on. The insects can then be kept inside the device, which includes air vents and a second cap at the top through which you can put food (or insert more bugs).

I had at least 2 of these when I was a kid. I broke the first one by falling on it and quickly got another. During the long hot summers I would use it often to catch all sorts of insects, which I would then keep as ‘pets’ in an assortment of habitats.

These are the guys I used to go after the most:

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The green guy on the left is a slantface, and the one on the right is a locust. In other words: grasshoppers.

Grasshoppers were absurdly common in Australia. We never lived far from bushland or a field, and it was virtually impossible not to find grasshoppers in abundance were I interested in catching some. Australia has many different species of all shapes and sizes, but the real prizes were the big guys such as those above (each of which can grow upwards of 7 cm).

I’d scoop them up in my Bug Catcher (or when I was a big older, just grab them) and keep them in shoeboxes filled with grass or in big gherkin jars with holes punched in the lids for air. Sometimes I’d release them at the end of the day, sometimes I’d keep them for a few days. Often they would die – which never really bothered me as a child – and I’d just go and get more. I recall I used to be delighted if they actually ate in captivity because it was a sign to me they were ‘happy’ πŸ™‚

Here’s a creeper I definitely used the Bug Catcher for:

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That’s a spitfire caterpillar. Eventually it turns into a moth, but as kids we didn’t care too much about it’s future because this form was what interested us most. You see the urban legend was that if you were to touch those little spiny bits you’d get a nasty sting. Was it true? Who knows. I can certainly say I don’t remember touching one, and the few times I caught them to keep them carefully scooped them up in the catcher to avoid doing so.

Here’s another guy I used to love catching and keeping for a few days:

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It’s called s a Christmas Beetle, a type of scarab so named because it is usually abundant around Christmas (mid summer) in Australia. Large and docile creatures, these guys were easy to pick from trees and bushes. They would sit on your shirt like a cicada and look beautiful in the sun (the best examples were burnished like gold). I recall I used to be upset when a beetle wouldn’t fold his wings away perfectly, and would occasionally fiddle with his carapace and wings to ‘help’ him appear less messy πŸ™‚

I’d also use the catcher to sift things out of soil (usually woodlice or tiny spiders), to scoop up praying mantises or stick insects, to catch butterflies (which I would always release) and even to catch spiders. I also took it to the beach a few times and used it in rockpools for crabs! As I got older I became less scared of handling the beasts directly and the catcher was put away and eventually forgotten. But for a few glorious summers… that plastic toy was the world for me.

Puzzle Falcon

Monday, August 16th, 2010

February 2001. I had just come back from my first trip to Australia since leaving the country. I was out of work (by choice), and just starting a several month period of… well nothing until I started college in the fall. During this time I went a bit crazy, as is evidence by the following video (which I don’t believe I have ever shared)…

Not fake. All real. The ‘flight’ occurred the same evening I finished it. Assembly was difficult and torturous, and the structural stability of the vehicle was poor (hence me cradling it in-flight).

But it’s not about the Falcon! Note the beard! The yellow hair! The black thing on my head! The shirt even!

And yes, I am wearing pants ><

I Paid 70p To Pee

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Lots of public toilets around England are pay toilets, ranging from 10p to a princely 50p. Today I paid a total of 70p to use the garderobe, and upon leaving one of them I found this cute sign:

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Today was our last full day in London. A bit of sightseeing, a bit of shopping, a bit of eating. JBF went on another train safari today, so KLS and I headed out early to see Buckingham Palace.

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As our travel books predicted… we were underwhelmed πŸ™‚

Very close is a park (St James I believe it is called). This was an unexpected treat, since the lake in the park is full of a variety of different water bird species, most of which are unafraid of humans.

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The park was also home to some of these little fellows:

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Next was Westminster Abbey, which managed to impress us even though we’ve become somewhat jaded by ancient, immaculately detailed buildings. We didn’t pay the (exorbitant) entry fee though, and only admired from outside.

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This morning I bought a lemonade beverage from Waitrose. Upon drinking, I had to glance at the bottle to make sure I hadn’t actually bought lemon juice for cooking or something, since it was so terribly bitter. KLS insisted on photographing me drinking it.

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It is moments such as these I wonder why I let her take these ridiculous photos of me…

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The apple pies are like the Australian/Japanese ones, incidentally πŸ™‚

Here’s another pair of shots, this time taken in Trafalgar Square:

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Here’s a story that I don’t remember telling. We went to a Games Workshop in Edinburgh, and I overheard a customer say (dead serious) to an employee “You’re pretty much the only Dark Emperor I know.”

Today we went to a Games Workshop in London. There were an abundance of amazingly well-painted miniatures on display, and I wasn’t surprised when I heard employees boasting to a customer how they were the premier store in Britain (this was on Oxford Street by the way). An example figure:

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Toward the end of the day we visited (as I suppose we had to) Harrods, the world famous department store. It was maniacally busy and terribly ostentatious. For instance, in the fancy spirits shop in the basement they had a single bottle of cognac for Β£26,000.

They were also selling this, a full sized bath carved from a single piece of quartz crystal. It is the only one of it’s kind on Earth and also, so the sales board said, will be the person who buys it.

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Anyway as I said this was our last full day, and it is unlikely I will do another blog entry this vacation. Hopefully you enjoyed reading it (even if some of the entries were a bit late!) as much as I enjoyed writing it πŸ™‚

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London Calling

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

JBF’s off on another all-day train safari today, this time to Cardiff. KLS and I had shopping to take care of, since we’d managed to gather precisely almost zero souvenirs. With checklist in hand, we traipsed out into London.

By the way I have sent a total of 34 postcards this trip! I think/hope most of you reading this got one (if I have your address) and some of you many more than one. Hopefully they gave you a smile πŸ™‚

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^ Ghastly stuff! The overall quality of the trash in 99% of the souvenir stores is truly appalling, and for some reason we’ve really struggled finding stuff this trip (by comparison, it’s usually tough not to find appropriate items for people in Tokyo). I can assure you all though, that nothing in the above image was purchased πŸ˜‰

Anyway we traipsed and traipsed, and at one point found ourselves in Forbidden Planet, a really friggin’ big sci-fi and fantasy store. Here’s a photo…

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… and everything in it is Doctor Who (except for me, of course)! It was Doctor Who merchandise heaven! I bought a CD drama (“Plague Of The Daleks”, chosen based on the companion and not the Doctor) and a few other items, and spent a lot of time wishing a similar selection was available in some store closer to home.

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We stumbled across a vast multi-story arcade named Funland near Picadilly Circus. It had a mind-boggling selection of games and was actually a very good arcade, but for some reason I gravitated toward and played the hopping game “Hopping Road”

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Yes it’s a racing game based around hopping using a pogo stick controller. I hopped and hopped like a madman and won the race easily but at the cost of almost-death. It was torturous, boring and embarassing since people were watching. Why I played it I have no idea!

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We just had dinner (shown above), and are both bone-tired so it’s time to crash and eat junk (cheese & onion chips, mars bars and lemonade), watch TV and play DS.

But I’ll leave with a certain photo, deliberately without description or explanation. Go on AW, comment on this one!

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Go South

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The train trip back to London was beloved by 66.6% of the travellers. One of them however was motion sick for most of the trip:

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I just sat quietly, tried not to look out the window and played Dragon Quest 9 on the DS πŸ™‚

Jim was of course in hog heaven, as he always is in any station:

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And KLS was in a good mood since she’d just purchased vittles in a M&S Simply Food store:

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