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Finally, After Four Long Years, A Post About Kangaroos!

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

Show me an Australian who claims to hate Kangaroos and I’ll show you a liar.

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I was asked one of the perennial dumb questions about Kangaroos the other day “Do people really ride them?” I’m sure it was a joke question (I answered “Yes”), but the life of an Aussie ex-pat in America can be described as an endless amount of people asking questions about Kangaroos.

Q: “Are they everywhere?”
A: “Yes; you have to push them out of the way when you go outside to check the mailbox.”

Q: “Do people have them as pets?”
A: “Well, one person I knew did” (<- true story, see below)

Q: “Do people really eat them?
A: “Yep, and their jerky taste like fish!”  (<- personal experience)

Etcetera, etcetera.

It is quite possible that my first ever encounter with a kangaroo was captured on film, and is show at the top of this post and here:

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I’m not exactly sure where this image was taken (Gosford Reptile Park? Somewhere in Barrington Tops?) but as you can see the kangaroo itself is freakishly large – almost as tall as I am. Man-sized (see top pic) roos are rare indeed, and it is perhaps lucky I escaped with my life.

During my childhood years we often visited small family run nature parks and zoos, almost all of which would have a clutch of friendly kangaroos eager to eat whatever breakfast cereal (usually honey smacks) were offered up in the vending machines for $0.10 or $0.05 a go. I always liked the roos, and liked to think they liked me.

At some point, as these things tend to do, it became crass to house the roos. Domesticizing them and offering them up as feeding toys became uncommon. At some point during my teenage years Taronga Zoo switched from a roo enclosure in which you could walk right up and pat the roos (or wallabies) to one in which – while still free roaming – they urge visitors to not touch the beasts. And no machines offer up cereal for handy feeding opportunities.

Blackbutt Reserve had adopted this vision of roo-displaying years prior, and it’s roos were always behind bars in a rather large enclosure (frustratingly so from the point of view of a short child who couldn’t see them when they were behind a tree or in the opposite corner). I recall one of the other wallaby enclosures – built into the side of an incline so the beasts could bask on the rock – was great for viewing.

During these years of my young-boy-as-a-roo-viewer period, one of the better opportunities to see the beasts was of course on the television.

I refer to none other than Skippy The Bush Kangaroo

Skippy started in 1968 and ran, well it still runs today in some countries. It was basically Flipper in the Australian outback, but the producers really lucked out when they found Skippy for the lead role because he was the god of kangaroos. There’s basically nothing Skippy couldn’t do. He played drums! He scuba dived! He fought dogs and snakes! He was a horse rustler, a piano player, a thief-catcher and even a radio operator:

Truly, I wanted to grow up to be at least half the man Skippy was.

My first experience with wild kangaroos (seeing them from car windows during bush/country drives doesn’t count) was at some point in 198X, during a walk in the bush near where we used to live. I think I was with my brother and we were walking ‘out the back of Kahiba’ somewhere where we were amazed to see a roo in a bit of a clearing behind someone’s house.

Now I had almost been exposed to a ‘real wild roo’ since a friend of mine in primary school (JF, ‘hola’ if you’re reading!) somehow had a pet kangaroo in her field. The facts of this memory are blurred indeed, but I recall the beast (it was smallish, maybe a wallaby) being only slightly domesticated and both myself and JF being afraid to approach it. I think her mum was taking care of it for someone… (amusingly enough I had another friend with a magpie pet once… another entry…)

Anyway some years after the first spot of a wild roo I was walking ‘out the back of Kotara’ with GW and possibly MT when we saw another roo in the distance through the trees. I’ll never admit we were actually lost at the time. We approached the roo, but he fled. Sue once told me that some of the roos actually kept at blackbutt occasionally got out, so maybe that’s what we saw? At any rate it was a strange place to see one, since that bushland is surrounded by homes.

Years later (or maybe around the same time) during a class trip to ‘a mountain somewhere up north’ (Sue remembers where; I always forget) we all saw a bunch of red kangaroos when we climbed this tall hill. I recall them being enormous (as reds are) and slightly unsettling. They perused us and hopped away, as wild roos always do.

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At some point, probably around the age of 15 or 16, with a few friends we saw two roos on the sand at Dudley Beach as well. That was a weird sight. They were in the far distance, and we ignored them.

Seeing roos in the wild very often means seeing wild roos hopping away from you. They are inquisitive but shy beasts, and although I never tried I doubt they’d let you get very close. They are not very common in the suburbs, although they do turn up from time to time. I liken their frequency to deer in America. (Although here in Delmar we see far more deer than I ever saw kangaroos in Australia).

When I was there this past January I mentioned at a family gathering that I had seen a very large collection of kangaroos just beyond Kotara out the window of a train. There was some skepticism directed my way, but I was adamant. This sighting did happen (I verified with KLS) but I may have been a bit off as far as the location was concerned – instead it may have happened somewhere closer to Lake Macquarie.

At any rate there was the biggest collection of roos I have ever seen (in or out of a zoo) – 40 or 50 of them. Most were lazing themselves, a couple were hopping around. I recall many passengers were as surprised as I was, so I surmise such a sighting was quite rare.

A dream of mine (one of many) would be to have a house in the Australian outback. Something like this.

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Where I could wake up and hear nothing but the birds, and peep out the window and see kangaroos in that field in the early morning.

Do I love kangaroos? Yes I do. They are one of a handful of Australiana that if I think about too much is always sure to rekindle homesickness in me.

On The Road!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Going to Rochester tomorrow for the weekend. She’s coming with us. As you may be able to see, I have ‘obtained’ the first of the second series of FF novels (aka ‘The Zagor Chronicles’). Lucky me. What this photo cannot show is the ear-splitting volume Fade To Black was playing while taken…

Creeping Doom?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Last week I had a brush with cryptozoology. I saw what was, albeit briefly, an unidentified animal.

It happened about 5pm. I was walking past the living room window and noticed… something strange walking along the very edge of our backyard. It crept weirdly, and had certain unusual characteristics. It was fascinating and apalling, since it was not only an animal I had never seen before, it was one I could not immediately identify.

This photo shows the path it took as it strode – slowly – along the snow:

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The thing was about the size of a medium cat, walked hunched over with it’s head down (like a rat), seemed to have something ‘wrong’ with it’s head (at first I thought it had a baby in it’s mouth) and had a… distinctive tail. As I said it was in no hurry, and followed the above trail until it reached the canoe, at which point it went underneath and was out of sight.

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I went and grabbed my camera and dashed outside. I very much needed a closer look, since this thing was seriously alarming in a weird way.

Now I am a man of logic and a man of science. Therefore it is with no embarrassment that I say that I approached the back of our yard with more than a little trepidation. For I could not unequivocally rule out the possibility this thing was (for instance), a Hound Of Tindalos. After all, this was an undiscovered animal… wasn’t it?

I videoed most of my investigation, National Geographic style. Perhaps I will upload them one day.

The short version: I never found it. I kicked the canoe a couple of times to usher the thing out (to no avail). I even crouched and peeped (hesitantly, for fear of having my face ripped off) but the darkness was inviolable and the thing – were it still there – soundless.

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It did leave ample evidence of it’s passage though, in the form of footprints. Here is a shot:

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And though I was in the end unsuccessful in seeing it up close (or even capturing it as evidence of the existence of new mammalian life), I was able to collect enough evidence to have a reasonable guess as to just what this creature may have been.

Rather than just give my conclusion, I leave it to you, dear readers, to guess for yourself based on the available evidence:

– It had a body about 30-40cm in length
– It had a tail about half the length of it’s body
– The tail was naked, like a rat
– It walked on short limbs with it’s head held down, like a rat
– It’s head – from a distance – appeared bald, or at the very least a lighter colour than the body
– It travelled single file, to hide it’s numbers

Click here to see what I believe this animal was.

And if I am correct, it’s the first time in my life I have ever seen one in the wild 🙂

On The Road!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

We had a large fall of very heavy snow last night. This image shows the bush behind our mailbox completely bent down by the weight of the snow. A tree (or branch) took a pole down near our home and we have no power. It’s been ~10 hours and still no response from the power company. Hopefully it will not be a repeat of last year. It’s still snowing now and a second big fall may start late tomorrow.

Great Queen Dodongo

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The other week, the Great Queen went to the vet for some dental work. Who is this ‘Dodongo’ you ask? Well here she is, in all her glory:

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Cat dentistry is (apparently) an “important but often overlooked” element of the total cat health regime. We often overlook it, and I can probably count on one hand the number of times we’ve sent a cat in for dentistry. In fact our beloved Ziggi once had a tooth fall out (yes, I found it on the floor one day). It bothered him not at all, but may have been due to us overlooking as aspect of his regime.

(And believe me, that cat had a regime!)

So our local vet (name withheld to protect the innocent) was having a cat dental month in February and we were suckered in decided to send Daisy along for a checkup.

Not to go off on too much of a tangent, but I went to the dentist myself the other day. I had a checkup, teeth cleaning, x-rays and a small battery of other tests such as ‘oral cancer’ and some sort of weird overbite thingy. My teeth were fine (as they always have been) and everything went well. Total cost: $96 (paid for by our insurance). I go every six months, and usually it’s a bit cheaper since they don’t do x-rays every time.

Anyway GQD went to the vet as well. She had a checkup, teeth cleaning, x-rays and perhaps a few other small things done. Total cost: $300…

In case you missed that the first time, the total cost was:

$300 God Damn Dollars!

Oh, but we got a big bag of free dental health cat food that we obviously paid for, some free toothpaste that probably cost us $20, a kit bag of free food samples including stuff for dogs we instantly threw away and some free flouride water supplement for cats that had a warning label on it so scary I wouldn’t feed it to Idi Amin.

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In short, we were ripped off north, south, east and west got good value for money.

What’s that you say? How do we even know they did what they said they did?

Well how’s this for proof (click them to enlarge):

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Yep, they gave us printouts of the x-rays (and probably charged us $15 for the service)!

Yes yes, I can hear you all now: “Stop complaining Sir! You live a profligate lifestyle!” (that was a shoutout to Prof MacD if she reads this :))

But as Ueshiba never said: “Even the rich man values a single grain of rice.

What that means in English is, that the god-damn $300 spent on Duckaluck’s teeth are better measured as the loss of (say) 60 used gamebooks on ebay. Or 42 Star Wars action figures. Or 5 Ps3 games. Or… well or just about anything!

Daisy I love you. You’re my Greet Queen and your fantastic. But after forking over $300 for your dentistry… well then after doing that my mental image of you is less the image at the top of this post and more like this one here:

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