Category: Family

Tales From Green Hell: Documentary Evidence (part one)

I admit, shamefully, I may have embellished my previous posts in this series somewhat. I beg forgiveness: I did this only for the enjoyment of the reader. Truth be told I intended to continue down that road with this post, which features photos taken by my parents during their tenure in Papua New Guinea.

But once I received and looked at the photos they were so charming all thoughts of jest instantly passed. So here they are, with what little commentary I can (truthfully) muster. This post will be the first of two, and focus on my dad. Mum’s post will follow. In all these photos dad is younger than I am now…

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That handsome guy in the top left is my dad. He spent a decade (slightly more?) in PNG working for the Divine Word missionaries. I think he got there in the early 1960’s.

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Dad was training to be a priest, but he had decided against it before leaving Germany to join the missions. Divine Word was a catholic mission, and you can see a couple of ‘native nuns’ in the above shot (that’s dad in the fetching hat).

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I can only imagine (and even then it’s hard) what it must have been like. Even today large areas of PNG are still removed from ‘civilization’.

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Dad was a teacher. In the above photo he is attaching a sign listing school fee pricing to a post. It’s a nice shot. I wonder who took it?

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I think that’s a tomato garden. Note that dad is in grubby ‘working in the garden clothes’ but that the kids seem to be dressed up. The boy looks to have a hibiscus flower on his head and an ornament in his nose. I wonder if that was his usual attire, or if he dressed up for this photo?

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Dad’s comment on this shot is “Only the axe is from the 20th century”

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The kids here are playing a German board game called “Mensch ärgere dich nicht“, which is similar to Ludo or Parcheesi. The lovely thing about this photo is that mum and dad still own this exact game (including all pieces, box and plastic insert) and we often play it when I visit Australia!

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Dad describes this thus: “Ready for my relaxation on a Sunday – swimming and hunting.”

The gun looks positively ancient doesn’t it? I wonder if it was a relic left in the jungle during the aftermath of WW2 (dad has told me stories of such things).

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Note the wall construction material: leaves. This is an unusual photo for an anachronistic reason: at first glance it looks almost like dad is using a laptop (30 years before they were invented…). Note the cable stretching to him and the way he is holding the folder or book.

I’ll end with one last photo, in my mind surely the most beautiful of the lot:

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That’s dad with mum’s pet cuscus on his head. This obviously suggests the photo was taken by my mum, who met dad in PNG as she was there as a missionary herself.

But, as I said, her photos will follow in the next installment of this series 🙂

Tydirium

I suppose one of the hallmarks of being a Star Wars fan is to have a favourite spaceship. For me, that has always been the shuttle Tydirium.

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This was the imperial shuttle stolen by the good guys on used to sneak onto Endor to disable the shield in Return Of The Jedi. Another of the same ships was inserted into the special edition of The Empire Strikes Back as The Emperors personal shuttle.

I’ve always loved the design of the ship, and was therefore astounded when Lego released this product last Christmas:

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Happily, I received the above for my birthday this year, and yesterday finally completed assembly.

Here’s a shot of the contents of the box:

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Observe the four instruction books, which are loosely separated into one for the body and cockpit, and one each for the two wings and sail. The pieces on the other hand are not sorted in any way (as they are in some Lego kits), which means almost all of those bags were opened within only a few pages of the first manual.

That’s 2503 pieces to sort through from virtually the very start! Believe me when I say that makes for a very slow assembly.

Construction starts with the body of the shuttle, which contains an elaborate mechanism to move the wings:

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This was challenging. Not hard, just fiddly. Some of the gearing is most definitely at the Lego Technic level, and I’d say this portion alone is enough to make the kit overall not for beginners. Aligning the gears to be level and move in unison took a bit of fiddling, and the completion of the body + cockpit took quite a few hours in total over a few days.

I did have a friend helping…

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Next was the sail on top of the shuttle:

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That shot should give you an idea of the sheer size of this model… but more on that later. When I was attaching the sail I dropped the kit and a large section broke off. Luckily the interior gearing was not damaged, else I may have had to start again from scratch. As it was I only had about 30 minutes of repairs 🙂

It would be difficult to attach the wings without the body off the ground, so the landing gear came next:

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You can see (click on the image to enlarge) the mechanism for attaching the legs. Seems easy in principle doesn’t it? Well in my case it absolutely was not, and one of the pegs just wouldn’t go it without a lot of tinkering. There are two ways to display the finished kit – either on the legs shown above or on a stand with the wings swept down. I will likely go for the latter, but I’m not looking forward to removing the legs!

I was up to books 3 and 4 now; the wings. I’d say total build time up to this point was 7-10 hours (working at a slow pace to enjoy the process).

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The wings may look fragile but they are rock hard, reinforced as they are throughout with crossbeams and ‘rivets’. This would be an extremely time-consuming kit to disassemble.

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Attachment of the wings to the wing struts was the final frustration point, mostly because of the weight of the wing and the fiddly-ness of the attachment point (remember what I said about gears aligning?). Once the rods were inserted though, the wings are on there forever!

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A 75% completed shot. By now (> 10 hours build time, over a few weeks) you can see that Sausage had found herself a sleep spot. 95% of the time I was building she was right where you see her in that photo. In the background (just above right from Yoss) you can see the next Lego kits on my ‘to build’ list, and above Yoss (on the chest) you can see a pile of jigsaws (one of which I will build this weekend) and Gundam kits.

So the shuttle is now complete, and here’s what it looks like to scale:

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No, that is not an illusion. Yes, it really is that big. And heavy. This is hands down the biggest Lego model I own (even including the Death Star) and probably the heaviest as well. But I love it! It was enormously entertaining to build and looks absolutely amazing. Even though I don’t know right now where I’ll put it, you can bet I already treasure it 🙂

Glimpse Of Nature

The squirrels seem more abundant than ever this year, and as always both I and the cats love watching them. The feeders I put up last year are still going strong, and here’s proof:

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Eventually they ate around the screw that holds the corn block and were able to detach the remaining food from the tree, dragging it off to places unknown.

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Look closely at the above shot; can you see the squirrels? Here’s a couple of closeups in case you’re having trouble:

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There were actually three there when I took the photo, but I can’t see the third. He was on the ground as well, so maybe he ran behind the tree or out of shot. The squirrels on the ground eat the corn niblets dropped by the guy up on the feeder.

Yesterday we told Jim and Joyce how strange it was that we hadn’t seen a single deer yet this year. Here’s a photo of one of these nonexistent deer (taken just half an hour ago):

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And here is a (HD if you select it) video of this very same deer, who doesn’t believe us when we say deer are not visiting our yard for breakfast, lunch and dinner this year 🙂