Category: Family

Saint Shark

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That is a wound I incurred yesterday. When I awoke this morning my body was in a state of advanced decrepitude, especially my abs (which I don’t even remember using yesterday) and the anonymous muscles just below and behind my armpits. It was a good day for a rest, so I didn’t waste time planning a lengthy walking tour of Newcastle and the surrounding suburbs.

Dad and I started the day with a walk to the maritime museum, which has newly opened on the redeveloped foreshore. Although small and a little bit rinky-dink, I found the attractions interesting and ended up learning a lot about Newcastle that I’m not sure I knew. For instance, it remains the world’s largest coal port, and one time was one of the world’s leading shipbuilding cities. So many ships sailed and steamed in and out of Newcastle that it even at one point had a reputation for shanghai-ing!

Here’s a shot for KLS, showing me consuming a delicious cheese + bacon roll:

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And here is dad’s lunch. You can imagine me holding my Oporto chicken sandwich in one hand whilst taking this photo with the other!

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After lunch we split up, with dad heading back home and me heading toward the beaches. It was beastly hot today, and I started thinking about this time (midday) that I may not have put enough sunblock on.

The beaches (I went to Newcastle and Nobby’s) were very popular, with a great many people of all ages enjoying the sand and surf.

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The tide was very high, and Nobby’s beach had a great deal of seaweed in the midst of being washed up. The stench was quite strong!

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While I was at Newcastle beach the surf lifesavers put a message over the PA. Apparently the helicopter had spotted a large school of fish just offshore, being trailed by dolphins and “one or two sharks”. So he sounded the shark alarm and called everyone in, and then sent out a few lifesavers on jet skis. I started chatting to a girl there who said she has come to the beach every weekend for a few years and never seen this happen! I was quite surprised by how quickly everyone – including the surfers – got out of the water. But then I suppose no-one wants to take a risk with a shark πŸ™‚

This monstrosity was in the foreshore park:

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That must be the world’s largest inflatable slide? I mean it towered over all the other attractions (including a mini ferris wheel) and required no less than 13 air pumps to keep it inflated. It was colossal! I loved it; it looked like fun to slide down!

This next shot shows something I always enjoy seeing: bad art on carnival rides:

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Now I ask that you only briefly observe how terrible the Yugi is at right, and more or less ignore the shamelessly ripped off Grand Theft Auto girls. What makes the above so sublimely awful – even perhaps the best worst art I have ever seen – is that I strongly suspect the hideously deformed character to the right of the staircase is supposed to be Ash Ketchum (of Pokemon fame). I was actually laughing out loud when the above photo was taken.

I then walked down Hunter Street (which, to be honest, seems a little less derelict than I remembered) visiting 3 used book stores and finding an astonishing 5 gamebooks that I did not own (see link on right)! I was strangely happy about such a haul, and was able to ignore for a while the relentless oppressive heat beating down on me πŸ™‚

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That’s a stormwater drain. I’ve blogged about these before on previous trips because they hold a strong fascination for me. In fact I could probably manage an entire entry on them alone. So I shall leave it at that and move on.

About 4 hours after parting ways with dad I eventually stumbled back to their apartment. It was no small miracle that my sunblock not only lasted the entire day, but that I was also more or less complete in my coverage. Today was by far the greatest direct sun exposure of my stay, and yet I’m pleased to note (now, some hours later) that there is no evidence of sunburn. We’ll see if that has changed by morning…

Here’s a peek at what tonight’s entertainment was:

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As she has with the other games played so far, mum won!

I will end today’s blog with a most mysterious pair of images:

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What you are looking at is a very unusual item in the possession of my mum. It is a holy relic: a fragment of Saint Therese. More than that I cannot say, since the letter (from the Vatican) is in latin! I suspect either the flower is fashioned from clothing she once wore, or even perhaps the tiny dot in the center of the flower is some relic of her. If you can read latin, please translate in a comment.

Ruined

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Sue and I went to Treetop Adventure Park today. Here is the website.

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It’s an obstacle course of sorts, set high in gum trees in the bush. It starts with a safety presentation in which we are taught about our caribiners and our wheel-thing (for the flying foxes) and in general how not to die. We then finished a short practice course before trying the main courses.

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Think of it as a bit of a Ninja Warrior stage three but up in the treetops. The four courses are colour-coded and start with green and blue. When we started each of these courses things were a bit hairy (it takes a while to fully trust in the equipment), but after an hour or so it became second nature. There is an enormous variety of different ways to cross from tree to tree, including walking on tightropes, wobbly bridges, hanging from poles or ropes, or just the ever-fun flying fox (that’s an Australian term by the way, click on it if you don’t know what it means).

It’s very hard work. Lots of upper-arm strength and balance is required, and it is probably one of the best workouts I have had in a long while. Also, don’t even consider this if you have a fear of heights!

This next shot shows the start of one of the flying foxes that goes over the carpark. It was, hrm… 30+ feet above the ground?

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It took us over three hours to finish to the end of the red course. By this time we were dog-tired, and debated long and hard about starting the black course. One of the attendants told us only about 25% of people who start choose to try the black course, and only 30% of those that start it finish it (the others need ‘rescuing’, since there is no easy way down). I peeped at some of the obstacles, and they included long monkey-bar crossings, very long rope bridges with 2-3 meters between steps (so you’d have to hang from the caribiners between steps) and even something that looked not dissimilar to the globe hang from Ninja Warrior course 3! To be honest, some of the black course challenges seemed to push the limits of possibility!

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We piked out and didn’t try the black course. I think we both would have had a good chance at completing it if we had been rested, but given we were both so exhausted I’m guessing success was unlikely πŸ™‚

I want to stress how hard work this all was. It was immensely entertaining, especially because there was quite a rush associated with succeeding. But it’s many hours since I ended, and I still feel like I just had a fight with The Devil and lost badly. Every muscle I have aches and it’s all I can do to stay awake!

I’d do it again though, in a heartbeat. And next time I’d know what to expect and possibly be more prepared for the black course.

Here’s a humorous shot, sure to make some of the American readers chuckle:

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And here’s what tonights entertainment boiled down to:

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Lastly, today was my brother’s birthday. Despite numerous attempts, we were unsuccessful in reaching you on the phone. So I shall take this chance to wish you a very happy 40th birthday πŸ™‚

Today I Purchased Cyberman Boxer Shorts

To start, I’ll compare the weather in the morning with that in the afternoon:

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I was actually out walking in that monsoon, albeit not far from mum and dad’s place. I hurried back, but not before my legs and feet (and shoes) were drenched. Today was not a day for walking, today was a dad for the malls.

On the way to the bus stop a bit later, I made a friend:

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What you say? The video may explain a bit better.

Although their lifespans are tragically short anyway, it saddened me to think the rainstorm may have been his eventual downfall. I fixed his wing as best I could and put him in a tree. Hopefully he’s out there chirping right now πŸ™‚

So we went to the new Charlestown Square mall, which is…. very big! I did some shopping (see the subject for a hint as to one of my purchases) and took dad to this place:

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Because he wanted to know what an iPad was!

After Charlestown we stopped by Garden City (yes, 2 malls in one day) for groceries, and then the afternoon was more than a little bit of this:

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Interspersed with a lot of this:

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And culminating in this:

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The rain is supposed to be around for a few days, which is frustrating because I have a few crazy walks planned.

Buy hey – maybe it means I will be able to actually relax on my vacation!