Archive for the ‘Food’ Category

Ramen 25: It’s Always Cold Inside The Chicken House

Tuesday, May 28th, 2024

You didn’t even dare to believe it possible, but I found some more Antipodean chicken ramen! It’s time to review them:

Mama Ramen Chicken Flavor (1278 kJ, 11.3 g fat, 1350 mg sodium)

I reviewed the brick version of this product many installments ago and my hopes about this cup version weren’t high. Therefore I wasn’t even slightly surprised with the rotting stench that rose as soon as I poured the water in, or the cardboard texture of the noodles in my first bite, or the sickly aftertaste redolent of waste. This was a repulsive product, hardly even worth pouring into a storm drain. Without hesitation it gets a strong 0 out of 10.

Lian Pho Ga Chicken (870 kJ, 2.2 g fat, 410 mg sodium)

I call this ‘fo’ but Sue says it’s called ‘fe’, but there’s probably a few other one-syllable words it could be called. I struggle to see the appeal of these type of soup since I find the noodle texture unappealing and every single chicken version I have tried tasted of cut grass. This one was no exception, and was in fact so extraordinarily awful I took pleasure in disposing of it. Another indisputable 0 out of 10.

Only two today, but given how many different ones I have now tasted every new version is special! That said, you’ll want to skip both of these 🙂

“McFeasting With The Heroes”

Thursday, May 23rd, 2024

We returned to Newcastle yesterday (in a car driven by one of Chris Hemsworth’s private drivers!) and since it was an unremarkable day this is as good a time as any to provide an update on the Happy Meal situation down here.

Astonishingly, the current promotion is a collaboration between Yu-Gi-Oh and Hello Kitty. This is apparently a worldwide Happy Meal promotion although it has so far only launched in Australia and a couple of European countries.

I had no idea what I’d find inside and was surprised to see a boxed toy! I would later get a second meal so I’ve now received two of the toys:

They’re surprisingly well made little stuffed toys. There’s apparently ten in total but – and I’ve checked – no Gudetama. I like/hate them enough I’ll probably try to get more 🙂

Another Maccas visit gave me this strange box. It’s got a variety of Warners Brothers characters on it and refers to ‘multi versus’ event. You may also note that it is heavily perforated, and indeed the box itself is part of the toy:

It converts into an arena in which the characters on the box ‘fight’. Adam would love this since he’s such a big fan of Wonder Woman Bugs Bunny so perhaps I should have saved it for him? The toys for this promotion were little metal tins but apparently the Maccas had run out since that’s when I got my second Yu-Gi-Oh toy.

Stay tuned (perhaps) for a similar update on the Japanese Happy Meal situation in a couple of weeks or so…

Ramen Universes Beyond: Pusheen

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024

If you’re keeping track, this is the 5th ‘Universes Beyond’ post and the 31st ramen-related post! What do we have today? This:

Pusheen is a character created in 2010 by an American illustrator. In the years since the fat fluffy cat has become heavily merchandised and there’s a large array of Pusheen items available today. Apparently he’s big enough he now has his own ramen!

You can clearly say the package is labeled ‘chicken ramen‘, but when I opened it I found this:

That’s not ramen! Those are pho noodles, and since I’ve never tried a chicken pho that I liked I was immediately suspicious of this incorrectly labeled product.

I followed the sparse instructions and – like most other instant pho soups I’ve tried – the noodles hardly softened. My suspicion only deepened since the smell was abhorrent, but I sealed it and let it steep another few minutes.

Eventually it was time to sample it and – surprise, surprise – the taste was reminiscent of weeds and the noodles had the consistency of elastic bands. A dreadful product, not even worth 1% of the $4.99 I paid for it. Pusheen can go to hell!

I Made Sushi!

Sunday, April 7th, 2024

I purchased the above model kit in Japan for about $6. It’s as much a puzzle as a plastic model since it doesn’t contain any instructions and acknowledges its own difficulty. Here’s what’s inside:

Three parts for the shrimp, and two runners containing 364 identical pieces of rice:

The rice grains are translucent and very convincing. Here they are off the runners:

The challenge is to make a piece of shrimp nigiri. With no instructions you’re free to assemble the rice as you see fit, which obviously requires plastic cement.

This was indeed a challenge. My glue is very fluid so I used a paintbrush to apply it and applied the rice grains individually with tweezers. It was difficult to get them to adhere and form a blob naturally, and the fumes from the glue quickly became overpowering.

I did this for an hour, applying exactly 177 grains before deciding I was done. It was an accursed procedure, akin to making a monochrome jigsaw puzzle. The translucency of the rice made it difficult to see individual grains once applied, and my eyes were in agony when I stopped. Here’s what I had created:

And here it is turned correct-side-up:

An imperfect shrimp sushi perhaps, but undeniably recognizable.

What do you think? Did I pass this challenge?

Turkish Delights!

Saturday, April 6th, 2024

I was surprised recently to find that Walmart sells store brand candy bars. Made in Turkey, generically named and about half the price of the ‘real’ bars, they are versions of Twix, Kit-Kat, 3 Musketeers, Snickers and Milky Way. Naturally we had to try them, and here are our thoughts.

Twix bars have been around since 1967 and are sold in many countries around the world. Considering the real versions, Twix are probably my favorite of the five in this post.

In this post the left photo is the Walmart version, and the right is an official advertising shot of the actual bar. You can see their Twix knockoff is flatter than the original, the cookie biscuit is crispier and the caramel harder and chewier. The chocolate has a slightly ‘cheap’ taste to it – but the upside is the caramel is chewier and the biscuit tasty. Overall it’s very convincing to a real Twix and considering the cost a more than acceptable substitute. Thumbs up from both of us!

Kit Kats are now 88 years old and more widely available worldwide than any other bar in this post. They’ve also been sold in an astonishing amount of flavours: over 300 alone just for Japan! We once watched a documentary about the making of Kit Kats that revealed the wafer is the same as a communion wafer!

I can eat Japanese (plain) Kit Kats until the cows come home but I don’t much like the US versions (since Americans chocolate tastes strange to me). These knockoffs were the least impressive of the five we tried: the ‘wafer’ lacked the filling and the chocolate coating wasn’t consistent. Taste wise they weren’t good: since they’re basically just chocolate the sickly sweet taste was overpowering, and we couldn’t finish them. We both gave this one a thumbs down.

3 Musketeers (known as Milky Way outside of the USA) is so named since when it was launched 92 years ago it had three flavours: chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. It’s a brick of soft nougat thinly coated in chocolate and so light and fluffy they float in milk!

This Turkish knockoff was extremely convincing, even down to the swirly design on top of the chocolate. The nougat was notably stiffer than the real version, but this gave it a delicious chewy texture that in some ways is better than the original. Again we were surprised by how much we enjoyed this, and it’s another two thumbs up.

Snickers, named after a horse, was introduced 94 years ago and is now the best selling candy bar in the world. In the USA alone over 400 million are sold annually!

This one was extremely good. As with the Twix knockoff, the caramel was chewier (a good thing) as was the nougat. It had fewer peanuts than a real snickers which may be good or bad to you, but which I liked. The taste was just right, and due to the caramel and nougat texture I think I liked it better than a real snickers! KLS said this was her favourite of the five, and we both give it an easy thumbs up!

Lastly was the Milky Way bar, better known to Ozlings as a Mars bar. This is the oldest candy bar in this post: first sold an astonishing 100 years ago! When I was a youngster Mars bars were a staple of my diet, so I felt particularly suited to judge this knockoff.

Once again the caramel is harder, nougat less fluffy and chocolate thinner than the original, but what’s important is the taste and much like the Snickers knockoff this one delivers! It’s wonderfully chewy and dense, and the caramel and nougat helps offset the slightly unusual chocolate taste. This one is also debatably preferable than the real version and once again got a double thumbs up from us.

In truth, these results were greatly surprising. I had imagined the worst: half price knockoffs from Turkey?!? But Kit Kat aside, these bootleg bars ranged from acceptable to good and in two case arguably better than the originals. Maybe I should see what other knockoff grocery products have made their way into the local shops?