Category: Food

Ramen Universes Beyond: Pokemon

I’ve covered this one before, but since the packaging on this version was different I thought it was worth a second look:

It’s another Pokémon noodle! This time it’s Eevee branded (the last one was Pikachu) and the lid promises much:

I translated it this time:

As you can see this product contains half a days calcium, a sticker (one of 18!) and some Eevee kamaboko fish cakes. Alas, it’s also seafood flavor…

Opening it revealed the sticker, nicely sealed in plastic to keep it protected. Which one did I get?

This is a legendary Pokémon named Koraidon. He’ll go on a postcard one day…

Instantly upon adding the hot water, the stink of fish fingers filled the air! It was quite repulsive, and only with great trepidation did I try a forkful. Of course I hated it, but KLS did too, so this one is an easy two thumbs down.

But the sticker is great 🙂

Coke Oreos Review

Just because it can be done doesn’t mean it should be.

These are Coke Oreo cookies, a new limited edition flavour. Of course we had to try them!

The cookies are black and red, with coke-flavoured cream that contain popping candy to emulate the soda fizz.

There are three different designs on the red side of the cookie, and the usual Oreo back. The cookies have a lot of cream in them, so they’re more like the double-stuffed versions than normal Oreos.

When I opened the seal on the pack the strong smell of coke assaulted me, and the cookies actually do taste like cola! I’ll give them props for this success, but I find them distasteful, possibly because I’m not a fan of anything (lollies, any drink aside from Coke) that taste like cola. I ate one, and will never eat another.

Kristin’s opinion differs from mine. Here’s what she said: “The smell of the cookies is convincing and the taste is alright.” She will undoubtedly eat more than one.

And this collaboration didn’t end at cookies, since we also bought a bottle of the Oreo flavoured (we think?) Coca Cola. It’s only available in the zero sugar version.

This stuff is uniquely repulsive. It’s one of the worst drinks I have ever drunk, with a deep earthy taste reminiscent of the most wretched chicken ramen I have sampled. Even worse is the strong chemical aftertaste, which lingers on your tastebuds like a cold you can’t shake . There’s no chance I’ll ever try any more of this.

Kristin said: “It’s confusing!” 🙂

I think ‘they’ can make anything taste like anything else these days, but just because it’s possible doesn’t mean it needs to be done. I suppose these were worth a try, but let’s hope if they ever consider a drink collab again it’s Mountain Dew!

The Cursed ‘Collectors’ Cups

McDonald’s is doing a special ‘Collectors Meal’ right now, which is a normal Big Mac, Chicken Nugget or Sausage McMuffin meal that comes with a collectors cup. I got this one:

As you can see it’s blind-bagged, which means you don’t know which one you get until you open it. There’s six different cups, and you can only get them if you buy one of the three meals. My Big Mac collectors meal cost me the princely sum of $14.86, which means this cup wasn’t cheap! Let’s see which one I got…

Hot Wheels and Barbie. In other words, the worst one. Others include Snoopy, Minions, Jurassic Park, Beanie Babies and – best of all – McDonalds characters.

However there’s a side to these cups not visible in the photos: they’re plastic. McDonald’s is know for decades of glass collectors glasses but apparently for this promotion they’re cheaping out with plastic cups. They’re not even dishwasher safe!

So my verdict: absolutely not worth the extra cost, and the fact you have to eat American McDonald’s food is a second reason to avoid.

But what’s this…?

As it turns out Canada was doing a very similar promotion! It differed in several ways: there are four glasses instead of six, the glasses are made of glass and you can just buy them outright for $3 each!

Keen-eyed readers will have looked at the decoration on the box and guessed what was inside, but let’s see:

Yes it’s also the Hot Wheels & Barbie one! Again not the best (I wanted the Grimace one) but better than the USA version in my opinion. So I’ll give the Canada promotion the thumbs up over the USA one.

But what’s this now?

It turns out Australia is also doing this promotion, and they’re doing glasses as well, but they have two additional ones that Canada doesn’t (Minions and Coke). Also the method of obtaining the glasses is even more restrictive than the US version (you need to buy a Quarter Pounder meal)!

I was going to end with a smart line about how if I was my brother and happened to be in Australia right now I’d get one and send it to me but… well I sort of hate these glasses and don’t want any more 🙂