Category: Miscellaneous

Professor do you…?

“…play video games?”

“…like Star Wars?”

“…play Magic The Gathering?”

These sorts of questions (and others) that inevitably come up time after time. While I am very open about myself with my students (with everyone actually) I don’t broadcast my hobbies or interests to them, and in fact probably try to keep them somewhat under wraps.

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I’ve got a picture of Ultraman fighting just like the above posted in my office. It’s not very large, and it’s somewhat hidden away. Right next to it is a sketch of a demon Florence did for me aeons ago. There’s also a Labyrinth postcard on the ‘wall of postcards’, but aside from these I don’t decorate my wall with my interests (such as sport or specific films) like other professors commonly do. It’s difficult to discern my interests from looking at my office alone.

This summer I taught a student that had worn a few genre shirts during the session. When it came to teaching relativity I asked everyone whether they preferred Star Wars or Star Trek (I modify my lecture based upon the answer). Some were strong, some had watched neither but this girl said answering the question would put her in “a difficult place”! She was a fan of both and couldn’t decide. She asked me if I liked Star Trek.

I’ve seen every movie multiple times, and every single episode of every series (including the animated). At that moment I was in the middle of rewatching the original series in order and greatly enjoying it. I had seen every episode countless times and knew everything that would happen before it did. I even remember some of the dialogue. In response to her question I said I’d watched some Trek but didn’t consider myself a ‘real fan’.

She asked casually “Did you ever watch Enterprise?”

I’m now thinking I may have forgotten more than she ever knew about Enterprise, which is unequivocally my favourite Trek series. I had seen every episode many times and still think it’s a crime how early it ended. I even have a handmade light switchplate cover of one of the characters! “Yes it was good.” was my reply. And I followed up with a rare glimpse of mania: “Did you see the last episode?”

That question is a hook to fish up a superfan. Turns out I caught a giant that day. “Oh man I’m still upset by it!!”

She was 19, only 3 when the series started and 7 when it ended. She too bore the dark memory of Brannon Braga turning the last episode of the show into a ST:TNG reunion. I’m not sure how I replied, but for a brief instant there my terrifyingly deep knowledge of Trek – a series I don’t even think myself a fan of – bubbled to the fore.

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I’ve overheard students talk about video games countless times. Very often these are games I have played or in the case of Bloodborne (shown above) had even played that very day. Many times I let the reference go “Yes I play games; haven’t played that one.” or comment noncommittally: “Yes I played World of Warcraft a while.” When I make jokes about people playing Pokemon Go too much I neglect to mention I’ve logged in to Puzzle And Dragons every single day for over three years now…

It’s not that I am embarrassed at all, it’s just that such topics can easily derail any conversation about course material. Obviously I have discussed my hobbies – many times actually – in the ten years I’ve been teaching and I have witnessed many times students (almost always male) start bombarding me with game-related questions or (almost always girls) instantly wanting my opinions on an ever-increasing list of films or TV shows.

So I ‘rein it in’ a lot. To the maximum even. If you’re reading this my students your professor is a superfan of so many things he can’t understand how it all fits into his brain. Along with all the physics, there’s a universe of video games and Star Wars and Star Trek and comics and D&D and model kits and Doctor Who and MTG and anime and manga and trading cards and god knows what else in here. But I do my best to never let it out at work πŸ™‚

So when you ask me next semester if I liked Star Trek: Beyond I’ll immediately recall how great the ‘surfing’ scene was (see the film to know what I mean) or how the Ambassador Spock stuff made me tear up or my joy that finally – finally! – the Xindi got a shoutout in non-Enterprise canon. And I’ll answer simply…

“Yes.”

Ten Things We Saw At The Fair

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Yesterday we went to the Saratoga County Fair! It was very hot which was a drag, but when we were there a cloudburst led to a 10 minute rain shower which cooled things off nicely. Here’s some of the things we saw at the fair…

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You can buy all sorts of farm equipment at these fairs, and the above was considerably smaller (and less expensive) than most. I wanted to sit in the climate-controlled sealed cabin of a $70,000 ditch-digger but it was locked πŸ™‚

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While there didn’t seem to be as many animals as we see at the fairs we regularly go to, the quality and presentation of them was particularly nice. The rabbit shown above won first prize in a cavy contest!

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I forget the name of the breed, but this is a goat with notably tiny ears. There were several like him at the fair; just a few of the abundance of goats they had on display. In fact there were more goats than horses, cows, sheeps or pigs. It was a very goaty fair!

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I fired a bow! Six arrows cost $2, and since I hadn’t done this since a ‘farm holiday’ in 198X, I figured it was time to try again. Although they were clearly giving us beginner bows, I was surprised by how difficult it was to pull back and how even more difficult it was to aim. I’d need a lot of training if I wanted to become a Ranger! (I was firing at the dinosaur target but never hit it…)

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I also fired a gun! 14 shots of the air rifle also cost $2, and since I couldn’t ever recall firing a gun I had to try. My aim was far better than with the bow and arrow, and would have been even better had the sights not been off at the start. She adjusted them after my first 4 or 5 shots, and the last few (including the two on the bullseye) were taken with the good sights.

While shooting the bow and gun were academically interesting, I think I’ve scratched that itch for another 40-odd years πŸ˜‰

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Speaking of pro-hunting propaganda, they had an entire room full of taxidermy of local wildlife. This guy is a groundhog, and innocent and cute creature that digs holes in the ground and can often be seen grazing in the grass at the side of the road. Who hunts these?!?!

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A typical vendor in the food area. There were dozens like these, all serving overpriced, unhealthy but no-doubt delicious vittles. We ate before the fair, and therefore were able to resist their temptations.

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As always we enjoyed the art displays, especially from local schools. Speaking as a pyrographer myself, I had quite a strong reaction to this award winning piece…

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Lastly – and by no means least – the rides! The fair had a pretty good midway, but the heat (and rain) meant the rides weren’t too popular with the punters. I reckon at night they’d be going strong, but much of the rest of the fair (like the animal displays) are closed then so we never go at night. It would be nice to live very close to one of these so I could go and see the rides going with all the lights shining.

We also watched a truck pull contest, saw some gigantic horses, gawked at the vendors selling useless/unwanted stuff to passers-by and decided the grizzly bear show would perhaps be more sad than entertaining so gave it a skip.

All in all, a fun day at the fair πŸ™‚

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Yesterday we visited a potato chip festival held in Saratoga, the home of the potato chip as a snack food.

We weren’t quite sure what to expect (it was the ‘first annual’) as we each paid our $4 entry charge.

What we found was a big room full of chip companies handing out free product! There were no restrictions and organizers handed attendees as many carry bags (to hold samples) as they wanted. It was chip madness!

KLS won a shirt and we looked at a historical display, but this was very much about the generous free samples. There were smaller companies as well, sampling their wares (which included jerky).

Although we literally left with as much as we could carry, it wasn’t until we got home and emptied out the bags that we realized how much we had got…

Almost everyone had multiple bags of samples and we saw some with many more than us! In retrospect it was all a bit greedy and shameful and we were clearly overcome by the abundance of items available.

Suffice to say we won’t be buying chips for months!