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Out Of The Pit: Battle Royale

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

This is Out Of The Pit, the Fighting Fantasy monster manual:

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It was first published in 1985, and contained the statistics and information on every monster that had appeared in any (non science fiction) Fighting Fantasy book at that time. I loved this book when it came out, and read it avidly cover to cover many times. I would stage mock battles between monsters, in an effort to see who was most powerful.

Back then I had the deluxe large format edition with colour pictures. Alas I no longer have this treasure, but I have two later printings, and still find the book a wonderful and nostalgic read.

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Over the weekend I wrote this piece of code:

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What does it do? Well, it fights 271 of the monsters in Out Of The Pit against each other and saves results. Monster data is input via a data file, which I typed up myself (it took about 2 hours). The code uses the full rules systems including special attacks (examine the code; you can see a large amount of special attacks, defenses and other conditions are included) and saves win-loss results per creature. Every monster fights every other monster once. I ran the code three times and collected the results to find who was strongest in a 3 match free-for-all.

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But before I get to results, some caveats:
– Monsters don’t have luck scores. This means I never tested luck, or applied any conditions that required luck tests. Had I done so (and say, used Skill as starting luck), this would have made a small selection of monsters with luck-based attacks more powerful. However were I to implement luck tests, every monster would have likely been more powerful since they could have used luck in combat. I feel the results would have averaged out.
– The following nine monsters were omitted on the basis of their attacks being too unusual or difficult to model: Devlin, Ganjee, Hydra, Living Corpse, Giant Pitcher Plant, Mist Vampire, Poltergeist, Suma and Giant Venus Flytrap

In order, here are the five most powerful creatures in Out Of The Pit:

1) Earth Elemental
It’s not the 18 skill and 22 stamina that gave the Earth Elemental first place; it’s the fact it takes half damage and inflicts double damage. This guy would be virtually impossible for an average player character to defeat!

2) Adult Silver Dragon
Every 3 combat rounds, an Adult Silver Dragon inflicts an additional 4 damage from a breath weapon unless the opponent makes a skill check. Realistically, this results in average per-hit damage of 3.33 from a Silver Dragon, which is murder for most opponents.

3) Adult Gold Dragon
Skill 18, Stamina 40 and half damage from attacks? I expected this guy to take the top spot, and if I had implemented it’s luck-based breath attack it likely would have!

4) Night Demon
The relatively low Skill and Stamina (14,18) of this guy compared to the other top five was not a penalty since he has a once-per-combat special attack that does 2d6 damage and he does 3 points of stamina on a hit!

5) Young Silver Dragon
Like his dad at number 2, his breath weapon was the decider. Even though it isn’t as powerful (2 damage), it’s like a free hit every third round.

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Interested in the full rankings? Well here they are:

Name Skill Stamina Win %
Earth Elemental 18 22 99.7%
Silver Dragon (Adult) 17 30 99.5%
Gold Dragon (Adult) 18 40 99.2%
Night Demon 14 18 98.8%
Silver Dragon (Young) 15 22 98.1%
Gold Dragon (Young) 16 25 98.0%
White Dragon (Adult) 15 22 97.7%
Black Dragon (Adult) 16 30 97.2%
Water Elemental 16 21 97.1%
Green Dragon (Adult) 15 26 97.0%
Snake Demon 14 25 96.2%
Tyrannosaurus Rex (Adult) 15 20 95.5%
Red Dragon (Adult) 14 23 95.0%
Air Elemental 15 20 94.8%
Black Dragon (Young) 14 20 94.3%
Fire Elemental 14 18 93.7%
Earth Demon 12 15 93.2%
Green Dragon (Young) 13 18 93.2%
Manticore 12 18 92.2%
Hell Demon 14 12 91.4%
Brontosaurus (Adult) 12 25 91.2%
Death Spider 14 9 91.1%
Nanka 12 20 90.9%
White Dragon (Young) 12 14 90.7%
Bloodbeast 12 10 90.3%
Styracosaurus (Adult) 12 18 89.8%
Life-Stealer 12 18 89.7%
Genie 12 20 89.5%
Pit Fiend 12 15 89.2%
Giant Sandworm (Adult) 10 20 88.5%
Banshee 12 12 88.0%
Will-O’-The-Wisp 10 6 87.7%
Pegasus 12 12 86.9%
Metal Sentinel 12 12 86.0%
Tyrannosaurus Rex (Young) 12 12 85.8%
Giant Crab (Large) 10 11 85.5%
Horned Demon 12 9 84.8%
Crystal Warrior 11 13 84.0%
Wrapper 12 9 83.5%
Red Dragon (Young) 11 14 83.2%
Slime Sucker 10 9 83.2%
Marsh Giant 10 17 82.0%
Black Lion 11 11 81.9%
Sea Giant 10 17 81.9%
Mammoth (Adult) 10 16 81.1%
Mik 12 7 80.3%
Fire Demon 10 10 80%
Vampire 10 15 79.2%
Gem Sentinel 11 9 78.7%
Storm Giant 10 15 78.7%
Styracosaurus (Young) 11 10 78.7%
Tarator 8 13 78.7%
Plesiosaurus 9 22 78.2%
Strangleweed 8 13 77.7%
Rock Demon 10 13 77.4%
Gretch 10 13 76.5%
Night Stalker 11 8 76.0%
Serpent Queen 9 7 76.0%
Yeti 10 12 75.0%
Mountain Giant 10 12 74.8%
Razorjaw (Adult) 10 12 74.6%
Xoroa Warrior 10 11 74.5%
Caarth (Adult Male) 10 11 74.3%
Saber-Toothed Tiger 11 8 73.8%
Giant Scorpion 10 10 73.7%
Serpent Guard 10 10 72.0%
Wyvern 10 11 72.0%
Cyclops 10 10 71.4%
Frost Giant 10 10 71.3%
Mirror Demon 10 10 71.1%
Centaur (Adult) 10 10 70.8%
Ice Demon 9 11 70.4%
Shapechanger 10 10 70.4%
Clawbeast 9 14 70.1%
Werebear 9 13 70%
Brain Slayer 10 10 69.8%
Dracon 9 14 69.1%
Giant Centipede (Poisonous) 9 7 68.5%
Fetch 11 6 68.2%
Tree Man 8 16 68.2%
Spider Man 7 5 67.4%
Weretiger 9 11 66.7%
Mummy 9 12 66.2%
Nandibear 9 11 66.2%
Sand Devil 10 7 66.2%
Bird Man 10 8 65.8%
Spirit Stalker 10 8 65.6%
Hill Giant 9 11 65.5%
Wight 9 6 64.9%
Wyrm 9 12 64.9%
Brontosaurus (Young) 8 18 64.4%
Mutant Lizard Man 9 9 63.5%
Giant Octopus 9 10 63.3%
Death Dog 9 10 63.2%
Forest Giant 9 9 63.2%
Lizard King 9 10 63.2%
Cave Giant 9 10 62.7%
Cockatrice 7 7 62.7%
Common Troll 9 9 62.5%
Giant Crab (Small) 7 9 62.5%
Hill Troll 9 10 62.4%
Two-Headed Lizard Man 9 10 62.4%
Minotaur 9 9 62.3%
Gargoyle 9 10 61.7%
Mucalytic 8 9 61.6%
Doragar 9 10 60.8%
Baddu-Beetle 7 9 59.3%
Giant Slug 7 15 59.3%
Giant Centipede 9 7 58.2%
Death Wraith 9 8 58.1%
Imitator 9 8 58.0%
Stone Golem 8 11 58.0%
Felinaur (Adult) 9 8 57.7%
Fog Devil 8 6 57.2%
Bhorket 8 11 57.1%
Boulder Beast 8 11 57.0%
Giant Snake 7 11 57.0%
Great Ape 8 11 56.9%
Bear Cub 9 8 56.2%
Calacorm 9 8 56.0%
Tentacled Thing 8 10 55.4%
Sting Worm 8 7 54.6%
Cave Troll 8 9 53.5%
Howl Cat 8 9 53.0%
Sea Troll 8 9 53.0%
Caarth (Adult Female) 8 9 52.8%
Ogre 8 10 52.5%
Werewolf 8 9 52.4%
Leprechaun 10 4 52.3%
Lizardine 8 8 51.2%
Rhino-Man 8 9 50.6%
Skunkbear 7 6 49.8%
Ghoul 8 7 49.3%
Firefox 7 6 49.1%
Crypt Stalker 8 6 48.6%
Flesh Golem 8 7 48.3%
Rock Grub 7 11 48.2%
Giant Lizard (Adult) 8 8 47.9%
Phantom 12 2 47.7%
Ape Man 8 7 47.6%
Flying Guardian 8 8 47.6%
Gark 7 11 47.6%
Snow Wolf 8 8 47.5%
Flying Fish 8 8 47.4%
Giant Eel 8 8 47.2%
Slime Eater 7 11 47.2%
Lizard Man 8 8 47.1%
Giant Toad 5 7 46.5%
Jaguar 8 7 45.8%
Marsh Wraith 7 5 44.0%
Pterodactyl 7 9 44.0%
Champaque 7 10 43.9%
Snattercat 7 9 43.3%
Merman 7 10 42.8%
Giant Sandworm (Young) 7 9 42.2%
Giant Wasp 6 6 41.2%
Mammoth (Young) 7 10 41.2%
Dark Elf 8 6 41.1%
Wererat 8 6 40.8%
Krell 8 5 40.3%
Skeleton Warrior 8 6 40.1%
Giant Eagle 6 11 39.3%
Wood Elf 8 6 39.2%
Wood Golem 8 6 38.6%
Aakor 7 8 38.3%
Man-Orc (Adult) 8 6 38.2%
Giant Aardwolf 7 7 38.0%
Flayer 6 7 37.9%
Cat People 8 6 37.7%
Demon Bat 7 8 37.7%
Neanderthal 7 8 37.7%
Giant Spider 7 8 37.2%
Caveman 7 7 37.0%
Dwarf 7 7 36.4%
Crocodile 7 7 36.0%
Giant Common Fly 7 8 35.9%
Wraith Ape 7 7 35.5%
Hellhound 7 6 34.3%
Shark 7 6 33.4%
Toa-Suo 6 10 33.3%
Harpy 7 6 32.3%
Fiend 6 8 32.2%
Decayer 7 5 31.8%
Hamakei 7 5 31.6%
Fire Sprite 7 4 31.2%
Fish Man 7 6 31.2%
Wolfhound 7 6 31.2%
Messenger Of Death 7 6 31.1%
Goldcrest Eagle 7 6 30.9%
Tangleweed 7 6 30.7%
Wolf Dog 7 6 30.7%
Black Elf 7 6 30.6%
Gnome 7 5 30.6%
Head-Hunter 7 6 30.6%
Great Orc 7 6 30.3%
Mountain Elf 7 6 30.3%
N’yadach 6 8 30.1%
Wolf Dog 7 6 30%
Harrun 6 7 29.5%
Night Hawk 7 5 29.3%
Xoroa Worker 6 7 29.3%
Giant Dragonfly 8 4 29.2%
Sewer Snake 6 7 29.2%
Giant Owl 6 7 25.8%
Wheelie 6 6 24.9%
Stranglebush 5 7 24.5%
Mantis Man 6 5 24.0%
Slykk 6 5 23.8%
Pygmy 6 5 23.7%
Clone Warrior 6 5 23.4%
Giant Needlefly 6 6 23.4%
Common Orc 6 5 23.0%
Zombie 6 6 23.0%
Woodling 6 5 22.9%
Demonspawn 6 6 22.8%
Razorjaw (Young) 6 5 22.8%
Centaur (Young) 6 5 22.7%
Medusa 6 5 22.7%
Hobgoblin 6 6 22.5%
Giant Firefly 5 5 22.4%
Skeleton 6 5 22.2%
Marsh Goblin 6 6 21.7%
Wild Hill Man 6 5 21.6%
Giant Bat 5 8 21.2%
Basilisk 5 8 20.4%
Spit Toad 5 6 20%
Bristle Beast 5 7 19.8%
Skorn 5 5 18.0%
Goblin 5 5 16.9%
Red-Eye 6 4 16.9%
Elvin 6 4 16.4%
Pixie 5 5 16.4%
Snapperfish 6 2 16.4%
Bhorket (Young) 5 5 16.1%
Giant Lizard (Young) 5 5 16.0%
Electric Eel 6 4 15.9%
Gonchong 5 5 15.9%
Rat-Man 5 6 15.9%
Sprite 5 6 15.9%
Kokomokoa 5 5 15.6%
Eye Stinger 7 2 15.3%
Bear Cub 5 6 15.0%
Felinaur (Young) 5 5 15.0%
Leaf-Beast 6 3 14.8%
Mermaid 4 7 14.8%
Chestrap Beast 5 6 13.5%
Vampire Bat 5 4 12.8%
Caarth (Young) 4 5 12.3%
Winged Gremlin 5 4 12.3%
Giant Rat 5 4 11.8%
Iron-Eater 4 5 11.8%
Death Hawk 4 5 11.4%
Troglodyte 5 4 10.9%
Mungie 5 4 10.8%
Mudclaw 5 4 10.6%
Eagle 4 5 10.2%
Blood Eel 5 4 10%
Pirahna 6 1 9.38%
Wild Dog 4 4 9.01%
Grannit 4 3 8.27%
Wingless Gremlin 4 3 7.77%
Marsh Hopper 4 4 7.28%
Common Bat 4 4 6.41%
Man-Orc (Young) 4 3 6.41%
Poisonous Snake 5 2 5.55%
Dripper Plant 0 10 3.20%
Flesh Grub 1 1 1.23%
Giant Leech 1 1 1.23%
Jib-Jib 1 2 1.23%
Sleeping Grass 0 2 0.86%
Clone Worker 0 2 0.74%

Two positions beg elucidation: the Tarator at #52 and Spider Man at 81. Both are unusually highly placed for their skill and stamina scores.

The Tarator, much like the Earth Elemental, does additional damage on a hit (3 total) and takes only 1 per hit received. So it fights like a much more robust creature.

The Spider Man is a terrible foe, for despite having dismal statistics, kills with no saving throw on any successful hit! It’s win ratio therefore is a measure of how often it won an attack roll πŸ™‚

So now, 27 years later, I have finally answered to my satisfaction the ultimate question of what the strongest monster in Out Of The Pit is. Except for that pesky issue of luck…

The Lovely and Picturesque Golden Gate Bridge

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

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Yesterday B and I drove up to San Francisco for some sightseeing and shopping. We started with a visit to Fort Point, which is an old fort that has stood for over a hundred years at what is not the southern end of the Golden Gate Bridge. You can see it in the lower left of the photo above.

When we got there, the sole access rode to the fort was being blocked by some police since CSI:NY was filming on a pier on the road. The place was full of ‘hollywood types’ and gawking onlookers. It’s very likely we drove right past some ‘famous’ actors. But we wouldn’t have known since neither Bernard or I have ever seen the show.

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It was cold at the fort. As in really, really cold. As in frigid winds of Tartarus cold. The entire structure was open, and the icy winds from the ocean raged through it endlessly and mercilessly. The above shot was taken on the roof, and Bernard and I were mere seconds away from hypothermia at the time. Insignificant shelter was afforded by the rooms inside the walls, most of which held exhibits of fort life back when it was occupied or art installations to celebrate 75 years of the bridge. It is perhaps evidence of how interesting much of this material was that we didn’t run screaming back to the car within seconds.

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The above is Bernard posing before a tapestry said to be evocative of the emotions of the bridge.

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Two more shots of the bridge, one from inside the fort and one from the roof. The shot from inside is taken through a camera obscura used as part of one of the (very good, actually) artworks. The fog persisted during out entire stay, and made the bridge very mysterious and looming. We were also treated to the periodic wail of the foghorn, which must be virtually unnecessary in these days of GPS.

After the bridge we headed to Fisherman’s Wharf, a tourist location on the bay. I’d never been here before, and it was much better than I expected.

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As you can see the weather was quite nice away from the freezing hall that was the bay entrance. Lunch was expensive but delicious (‘Alaskan cod’) fish and chips:

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It was very tasty. Bernard said it was the best fish and chips he’d had in the USA.

While wandering and shopping at Pier 39 we found an ‘infinite mirror maze’. Tourist trap it may be, I couldn’t resist and bought us each a ticket.

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It was extremely well engineered. The mirrors were at 60 degrees to each other, and very clean. They actually have guests wear plastic gloves to avoid fingerprints! Darkness and flashing lights make it quite tricky to navigate, and after we’d done it in both directions (taking about 10 minutes each way) the attendant showed us the map and it was amusing how short it actually was. Thumbs up for this if you’re in the area πŸ™‚

The rest of the day included shopping at Japantown, at which Bernard purchased some origami paper to add to his massive collection. He’s very good at origami, and there are lots of it scattered around the house. Over dinner I asked what the most difficult piece he’d ever made was, and afterward he took me to his work cubicle and showed me this elephant:

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It’s made from a single piece of paper, and stands only about an inch tall. Impressive, isn’t it?

The most famous origami fold is probably the crane. I asked Bernard how fast he could make one, and he said “Two minutes”. My question had no motive, but he was so confident I just had to put him to the test. Do you think he was able to finish it in two minutes? Let’s see…

Open Market

Monday, August 13th, 2012

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San Jose is home to a massive Flea Market, which claims 1500 stalls on Sundays. We went yesterday, to check it out. I had high hopes for this place; I dreamt of walking out with such esoterica as an FM Towns gaming system or maybe unopened boxes of trading cards. Instead, I walked out with only this:

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But I skip ahead! More on the above later…

The Flea Market is a mostly-permanent-stalls place where you can go to buy just about anything for relatively cheap. Yes they probably have 1500 stalls, but many of these sell the same old stuff you’d see at flea markets world round, such as clothing, toiletries, kitchen supplies and cheap toys. The ‘garage sellers’ are in their own section, and basically drive up and sell anything they like from tarps on the ground. In theory, this is where true gems may be found. In practice, it’s a lot of tools and, well basically garbage πŸ™‚

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As with most places like this, occasionally items unlike anything you’d see in a ‘real’ shop can be found. Cockfighting enthusiast items for instance:

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Or pinatas of questionable license:

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It was brutally, mercilessly hot at the flea market, and this photo shows the genesis of an illness that gripped me later in the day:

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The corndog (and fries) were fine, but glimpse that orange soda there? Well even as the guy who sold it to me apologized for not having mountain dew in stock for a guy wearing a mountain dew t-shirt, a thought had begun in the back of my mind that drinking orange soda in such heat may be a bad idea since it makes me sick even at the best of times. When, a couple of hours later, Bernard got me a second, gigantic, second cup of orange fanta AND I DRUNK IT ALL INSIDE 5 MINUTES, well then at that point the damage was done.

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As we left the flea market I felt no small amount of nausea, and upon arriving home I was forced to lie down for a while to combat the rising gorge πŸ™‚

So the flea market – poor drink choices notwithstanding – was a fun trip. But given I was the most enthused, what was funny was how little I spent compared to B & L. I purchased only the one item shown earlier: a solar bobbing head unofficially licensed ultraman knockoff sitting on a crapper. And it only cost me $3.

Bernard came in second, buying two LED watches:

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And Lakshmi beat the both of us into the ground with a decent bag of stuff and a beautiful piece of furniture:

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There’s a lot of furniture stores at the flea market, and the prices are good and the delivery was quick and free.

Speaking of Bernard & Lakshmi, watch this:

Seaside Rendezvous

Sunday, August 12th, 2012

Everyone on the west coast went to Santa Cruz yesterday, so naturally we joined them. This meant that a 40 minute drive actually took 90 minutes. Then we had to find a carpark, which was not easy. But eventually we succeeded, and made our way to the shore.

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That’s the pier there (or ‘wharf’ as they call it), and the less popular side of the beach. We walked to the end of this pier, filled with fisherpeople, souvenir stores, restaurants and homeless guys. We had a nice lunch in a restaurant with a view, although B & L looks like they weren’t having much fun:

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Must be my company πŸ˜‰

At the end of the pier, Bernard’s mood had clearly not improved:

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It’s almost like he was faking it isn’t it? πŸ˜‰

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Bernard took a panorama of the wharf on his phone. Strangely, I seemed to end up in it multiple times. Once again, it’s almost as if this was done on purpose!

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As you walk along the wharf, you can hear suspicious sounds emanating from underneath. At several points mysterious stairs lead to platforms underneath, where visitors can view the source of the sounds. They look like this:

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California sea lions! Cute little buggers; this photo was taken by noodling my camera around a chain link fence. I was about 2 feet from this guy, who I suppose could have nipped my fingers off in a millisecond had we not become fast friends on sight!

After we’d spent enough time out on the wharf to guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that I had sunburned my cheeks and the top of my head, we started back toward the shore and the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

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As you can see the crowds were quite large. The lines for the rides were particularly long, and in most cases in the open, hot sun. Needless to say, I joined none of them. Lakshmi headed for the sand, while Bernard and I zoomed toward the principle reason we’d headed to Santa Cruz – the arcade πŸ™‚

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We had a tournament! The rules were simple:Β  Play games that gave scores, and for each game won (ie. higher score) that person got a point. The overall winner would be the one with the most points. The following fifteen games were played: Track & Field, Soul Calibur 2, Strikers 1945, Kung Fu Master, Tempest, Dragons Lair, Pac Man, Street Fighter Alpha, Tetris, Asteroids, Ripleys Believe It Or Not (Pinball), an old-timey arcade light-gun game, Panic Museum, a very terrible DC comics fighting game and one other I can’t recall.

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Kung Fu Master is still fun. It had been aeons since I last played it!

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Strikers 1945 is an awesome shooter. If I lived in Santa Cruz I’d play it all the time. I wonder if AW recalls the time he and I beat this on two player in a tiny little arcade in the Randwick mall?

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The overall results of the tournament was 13-2 in my favour. The Schmitz arcade legend it seems survives in only one of us these days ;P

So effortless were my victories in most of the games that when it came to Pac Man, in which I went first and set a score that Bernard deemed undefeatable, we agreed if he scored 25% of my total he would win. Even then I prevailed! In fact on one of his lives it was almost like he was demonstrating the absolute shortest path possible into the jaws of the red ghost πŸ™‚

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Note the advanced “one hand leaning on the cabinet” pose I adopted for Pac Man!

Right after I had beaten Bernard in SF Alpha, a guy who had been watching joined in and challenged me. He was about my age and (I suspect) planning to impress his younger daughter who was wit him. In Bernard’s words, here is what happened:

“What happened? Well he was destroyed! (laughing) He didn’t stand a chance. He was destroyed. He didn’t seem to enjoy it at all. (laughing) He was destroyed pretty decisively. I think you perfected him actually on the first round.”

The guy returned for a second game, in which I played sub par to give him a chance, but rapidly defeated him again. He looked crestfallen. Such is the fate of all who challenge a master πŸ˜‰

You’re wondering which of the two games Bernard was victor in? Well the first was Track & Field. Were I a sore loser I may be inclined to mention I may have prevailed had my jump button actually worked. But the other game? It was this arcade light gun game.

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Bernard beat me convincingly in this game. 20 shots were provided for a dollar. I hit 7 targets, he hit 15. He actually played the game three times and did well in each. Had our tournament consisted of 15 rounds of this, the results would have been reversed πŸ™‚

Foodie

Monday, August 6th, 2012

The day I got here we didn’t do anything touristy; just went to some shops and grabbed some food and saw Total Recall in the evening. It’s always fun to be in a new place and catch up with old friends so it was a good time.

Here’s the lunch that day, at a burger joint named Lumpy’s:

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That’s of course not our entire lunch. That’s just the potato. Lumpy’s has a gimmick where you pick your own potato they then turn into your fries. Anyway the food was good at the time, but I seem to recall the double-patty burger gave me meat sweats!

Shortly after, in a mall, we played Miss Pac Man…

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Now Florence had never played this, and was initially impressed by my (actually not great) skills. Only when I suggested we make it a competition did her game drastically improve even as mine diminished. The final score? See for yourself:

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A couple more random shots:

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That was last nights dinner, which was barbecue. It was quite delicious!

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There’s a patriot just driving his pickup. Not long after this was taken we were cut off by what looked like an Aryan driving out of Chik-Fil-A in a massive pickup with ‘THe world is better because of Jesus Christ’ written on one side and some anti-Obama insult to liberal voters on the back…

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There’s me enjoying a Costco hotdog. Florence seemed amused I bought one, since I was only supposed to get a drink and had claimed meat sweats only minutes before πŸ™‚