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Creeping Doom?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Last week I had a brush with cryptozoology. I saw what was, albeit briefly, an unidentified animal.

It happened about 5pm. I was walking past the living room window and noticed… something strange walking along the very edge of our backyard. It crept weirdly, and had certain unusual characteristics. It was fascinating and apalling, since it was not only an animal I had never seen before, it was one I could not immediately identify.

This photo shows the path it took as it strode – slowly – along the snow:

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The thing was about the size of a medium cat, walked hunched over with it’s head down (like a rat), seemed to have something ‘wrong’ with it’s head (at first I thought it had a baby in it’s mouth) and had a… distinctive tail. As I said it was in no hurry, and followed the above trail until it reached the canoe, at which point it went underneath and was out of sight.

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I went and grabbed my camera and dashed outside. I very much needed a closer look, since this thing was seriously alarming in a weird way.

Now I am a man of logic and a man of science. Therefore it is with no embarrassment that I say that I approached the back of our yard with more than a little trepidation. For I could not unequivocally rule out the possibility this thing was (for instance), a Hound Of Tindalos. After all, this was an undiscovered animal… wasn’t it?

I videoed most of my investigation, National Geographic style. Perhaps I will upload them one day.

The short version: I never found it. I kicked the canoe a couple of times to usher the thing out (to no avail). I even crouched and peeped (hesitantly, for fear of having my face ripped off) but the darkness was inviolable and the thing – were it still there – soundless.

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It did leave ample evidence of it’s passage though, in the form of footprints. Here is a shot:

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And though I was in the end unsuccessful in seeing it up close (or even capturing it as evidence of the existence of new mammalian life), I was able to collect enough evidence to have a reasonable guess as to just what this creature may have been.

Rather than just give my conclusion, I leave it to you, dear readers, to guess for yourself based on the available evidence:

– It had a body about 30-40cm in length
– It had a tail about half the length of it’s body
– The tail was naked, like a rat
– It walked on short limbs with it’s head held down, like a rat
– It’s head – from a distance – appeared bald, or at the very least a lighter colour than the body
– It travelled single file, to hide it’s numbers

Click here to see what I believe this animal was.

And if I am correct, it’s the first time in my life I have ever seen one in the wild ๐Ÿ™‚

Great Queen Dodongo

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The other week, the Great Queen went to the vet for some dental work. Who is this ‘Dodongo’ you ask? Well here she is, in all her glory:

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Cat dentistry is (apparently) an “important but often overlooked” element of the total cat health regime. We often overlook it, and I can probably count on one hand the number of times we’ve sent a cat in for dentistry. In fact our beloved Ziggi once had a tooth fall out (yes, I found it on the floor one day). It bothered him not at all, but may have been due to us overlooking as aspect of his regime.

(And believe me, that cat had a regime!)

So our local vet (name withheld to protect the innocent) was having a cat dental month in February and we were suckered in decided to send Daisy along for a checkup.

Not to go off on too much of a tangent, but I went to the dentist myself the other day. I had a checkup, teeth cleaning, x-rays and a small battery of other tests such as ‘oral cancer’ and some sort of weird overbite thingy. My teeth were fine (as they always have been) and everything went well. Total cost: $96 (paid for by our insurance). I go every six months, and usually it’s a bit cheaper since they don’t do x-rays every time.

Anyway GQD went to the vet as well. She had a checkup, teeth cleaning, x-rays and perhaps a few other small things done. Total cost: $300…

In case you missed that the first time, the total cost was:

$300 God Damn Dollars!

Oh, but we got a big bag of free dental health cat food that we obviously paid for, some free toothpaste that probably cost us $20, a kit bag of free food samples including stuff for dogs we instantly threw away and some free flouride water supplement for cats that had a warning label on it so scary I wouldn’t feed it to Idi Amin.

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In short, we were ripped off north, south, east and west got good value for money.

What’s that you say? How do we even know they did what they said they did?

Well how’s this for proof (click them to enlarge):

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Yep, they gave us printouts of the x-rays (and probably charged us $15 for the service)!

Yes yes, I can hear you all now: “Stop complaining Sir! You live a profligate lifestyle!” (that was a shoutout to Prof MacD if she reads this :))

But as Ueshiba never said: “Even the rich man values a single grain of rice.

What that means in English is, that the god-damn $300 spent on Duckaluck’s teeth are better measured as the loss of (say) 60 used gamebooks on ebay. Or 42 Star Wars action figures. Or 5 Ps3 games. Or… well or just about anything!

Daisy I love you. You’re my Greet Queen and your fantastic. But after forking over $300 for your dentistry… well then after doing that my mental image of you is less the image at the top of this post and more like this one here:

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She Can Heal The Sick!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

I’m sick today, a cold or something. Sore head, sore chest, grumpy. This is a day to stay in bed, although I can’t do that. I’ll do the next best thing: recline on the couch, hoping I feel much better tomorrow since I’m not cancelling class.

Whatever could cheer me up and make me feel better? This could:

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“Who is that?” you ask, well that is Doguchan!

Here she is in her full ogre-hunting attire:

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Doguchan is a 10,000 year-old hunter of ‘yokai’ (monsters) from the Jomon period of Japanese history. With her little dogu friend, she hunts and slays the monsters threatening modern day Japan. She’s impetuous and belligerent and silly but also very cute, and she doesn’t take things too seriously either ๐Ÿ™‚

We started watching the show last night and it’s just fantastic. You can check out a Japanese TV advert here. (This weird video is strangely compelling as well.)

AW: do not hesitate; run to the Korean DVD shop and buy this boxset ASAP. You will not regret it ๐Ÿ™‚

(Now I shall return to being sick!)


Romeo

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

File this in the “who knew” section…

Australian actor Noah “I look just like Nick Cave” Taylor had, as one of his first roles, the lead in the video clip for the Alphaville song ‘Romeos’

It’s a cute video and he is great (and young!) in it. Watch it here.

I’d never seen the video, but I have certainly heard of Noah Taylor. I can still remember him hamming it up as a Nick Cave wannabe on some SBS music show (the one hosted by the Chinese girl) back in the early 90s. A lot of my girl friends back in high school had a bit of a crush on this guy as well, although I suspect that was due to his resemblance to Nick! A glance at IMDB shows that he’s been associated with a few Nick Cave projects over the years, not the least of which is an appearance in a music video (at 1:38).

Speaking of Nick Cave, his performance as Freak Storm from the 1991 film Johnny Suede (yes that’s Brad Pitt) is (of course) on youtube for all the world to see whenever they like. He’s rakishly thin, and I’m guessing it was during one of his drug periods. I remember seeing this film years ago, and actually taping (onto an audio cassette) this song. I still have that tape somewhere…

And since we’re on the topic of movies about singers… the best ever is (of course) Velvet Goldmine. This is a film in which not only does Obi Wan portray (a parallel world) Iggy Pop, but Johnathon Rhys Davies portrays (a parallel world) David Bowie (who may be alien!) whose moniker is itself a physics in-joke. See this video for proof. The film is fantastic on so many levels, and since we have it on DVD and I haven’t watched it in ages I may have to see it again this weekend. Oh yes, it’s also a not-crappy (cough, Batman) Christain Bale film ๐Ÿ™‚

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This post has been all over the place, and it all started with Alphaville videos. I will end with one as well. It’s a ‘fan video’ of a non-single. But Return To Paradise is just a beautiful, beautiful song. If you have a few minutes free in your day, I recommend you listen to it (make sure you read the lyrics in the info section next to the video) and see if you love it too.

Hrm… does 3:12 in that video remind anyone else of Iridis Alpha?

(Yes, this post was all over the place!)

Pineapple Juice

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

For some reason, this morning I have pineapple juice on the mind.

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I love pineapple juice; always have and always will. I remember as a child not liking the taste when drunk out of the metal cans it came in, but I’m guessing this was a precursor to my (infamous) hatred of metal in my mouth. One of my schools as a youth used to freeze pineapple juice and sell it during the summer, and I used to get them whenever they were available. I could drink the stuff endlessly, with nary a care in the world.

This continued when I came to America. I used to buy the single-serve Dole cans in bulk, and slug them in one gulp frequently. But as time went on I started to suffer from mouth ulcers badly, and after some experimentation discovered that pineapple juice was one of the major culprits. Sadly, I had to stop drinking it completely, and today a glass of the sweet nectar is a rare treat.

The pineapples in Hawaii are… well their sweetness defies description. Truly one of the very best things I have ever tasted, the locals joke that the Hawaiians keep the good pineapples and export the others. This may be true, since the acidity of the pineapples we get in the supermarket is simply not present in the Hawaiian ones. So during my stay in Hawaii I was able to not only drink the juice like mad (several glasses every breakfast started each day) but also eat the fruit in vast quantities.

The quality of their pineapples alone is almost reason enough to vacation in Hawaii!

I haven’t given up on pineapple juice completely. I sneak a drink here and there (most recently, in Australia). And this summer I have a plan to make my own frozen pineapple treats using the Zoku KLS received for Christmas. One day I hope I can drink it safely again, and that’s the day I’ll stop drinking orange-mango (my current juice of choice) and return to my first love ๐Ÿ™‚