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Shellfish Mermaid and Suicide Gudetama

Tuesday, January 11th, 2022

We recently obtained three examples of toys that expand in water. Have you ever had one of these? Do they work as advertised? Let’s see…

First was this shell that contained a cute anime mermaid! Here’s the instructions, handily translated by google:

Couldn’t be easier: submerge the shell in water and wait a few days. So we did, and here’s what happened:

That’s about 72 hours in those photos (and the weird lighting is because our kitchen light broke in the middle). As you can see it worked exactly as advertised, however the… creature that birthed from the shell is quite different from the packaging!

Oh well, maybe this one will be better:

What’s this? A Gudetama comes out of the shell and there’s a chance for a gold one?!! What do the instructions say:

Oh my god there seems to be a clause that requires the user to kill themselves – by hand no less – if something unexpected happens! It also seems to suggest we’d need 81 containers of water and there was something about mold collapsing! It was with no small trepidation therefore that we submerged the egg and waited a few days:

And out popped Gudetama! This one also worked exactly as advertised and the reward was much better than the weird mermaid. He was bigger than the egg as well, so he definitely grew.

If you’ve had one of these you know the instructions say if you dry them out they’ll return to their shrunken size and can be grown over and over. While it’s true they shrink, it’s never to the original size. After a week out of water for instance the (cute anime) mermaid would never fit back into her shell:

We even had a third one, which came as a Christmas gift:

Up to four times his size you say? I’ll spare the montage of growing photos, since it’s hard to appreciate the difference, and instead present this pair of photos:

On the left is immediately before the water, and on the right is after about five days of soaking. Four times the size? I’ll let you be the judge 🙂

Labo Miku

Sunday, January 2nd, 2022

Time for another model kit post, this time another Miku. Are you keeping count how many figures of this character I have made?

I bought the above in Tokyo in January 2019. I was stopping in to the Yodobashi Camera near my hotel every evening and one day I was surprised to see pallets of the above set out with a strict limit of one per person. Naturally, I hastily picked one up!

It’s a plastic model kit that makes a posed figure with no articulation. This allows for fewer pieces and a bit more style in the pose and finish. The kit includes the gimmick of layered injection:

It’s remarkable to see how sophisticated the injection molding has become. Only a decade or so ago I was astonished at two-colour molded pieces, now we have four or more and pieces that have multiple layers including transparencies!

The kit also included dry-rub decals, which in my opinion are a big upgrade from wet decals and were both easy to attach and added a lot to the detail of the finished product.

Even Loppi was amazed!

The finished kit looks great, and hardly looks like something I assembled (rather than a premade figure). It’s quite voluminous with her hair, but fits nicely on this Miku shelf:

I’m not a fanatical fan Hatsune Miku by any means, it’s just that she’s so popular that manufacturers know kits of her will sell better than most other characters. And if they continue to be as high quality as these, I daresay this won’t be the last time I assemble a Miku plastic model.

Ramen 12: A New Year Of Chicken!

Saturday, January 1st, 2022

What better way to welcome the new year than with some more ramen reviews. Join me now for yet another taste of instant chicken noodles!

Gau Do Instant Pho (Artificial Chicken Flavor) (210 Calories, 2.5 g fat, 1980 mg sodium)

The last pho I tasted was quite terrible, but I approached this one with an open mind. But as soon as I opened the flavour packets I knew the worst had come true when the terrifying scent of southeast Asian spices overwhelmed me. Notably low fat content and innovative packaging aside, once prepared I found the off-puttingly gelatinous texture of the noodles to be secondary to the unpalatably petrichorian broth. And yet I can’t find it in myself to scathe this mercilessly, for with 30+ chicken ramen reviews behind me I dare say I have developed the wisdom to simply acknowledge this as one of those products made in another place for a person unlike myself: 4/10.

Trader Joe’s Instant Ramen (Chicken Flavor) (180 Calories, 4 g fat, 810 mg sodium)

I’ll cut to the chase: this store brand ramen is a trojan Dr Mcdougall’s! The flavor was borderline acceptable, but the not-really-ramen noodles never softened and in the end this is a regrettable (and inedible) misstep from Trader Joe’s. Avoid at all costs: 0/10!

Gefen Brown Rice Noodles (Artificial Chicken Flavor) (210 Calories, 1 g fat, 1649 mg sodium)

Gefen makes the best ramen on earth, so good in fact that I eat one almost every day. A month or so ago we happened upon this curiosity at Target, and it was the only one we could find. When I opened it I saw that the flavour packets were the same as in Gefen ramen, so I knew this would be remarkable. The noodles – after about 10 minutes of steeping in boiled water – were very much like eating al dente spaghetti, and coupled with the hearty and salty broth made for an exquisite ramen experience. Obviously this is an 10/10 ramen, and I hope I one day find more of these to enjoy!

Impossibly, while I have now completed thirty-three reviews I still have a few more products in the cupboard to go. Stay tuned…

Update Complete

Saturday, November 6th, 2021

The blog has been updated. It only looks slightly different since most changes were behind the scenes. Hopefully it’s good now for many more years to come. Thanks Bernard!

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Candlemaking

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021

Kls got this for her birthday:

It’s a candle making kit! Here’s what was inside:

Enough supplies to make nine soy candles, including colours and scents. Of course we’ve already made several.

Start by preparing the tin by adding the wick:

Melt the wax and colour block by floating the metal jug in boiling water (which takes about 10 minutes):

Add the scent, carefully pour the liquid wax into the candle and then let it ‘cure’ for 48 hours:

Then trim the wick, affix the stickers and it’s ready to light:

Soy candles are good because they don’t smoke, and these home-made ones are easy and come out very nice indeed. Why not get a kit and make some yourself?