Category: Miscellaneous

Review: Peter Davison’s Book Of Alien Monsters

I recently acquired this fine tome:

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If you’re thinking it look familiar, well it should. However this was the first in the series, and therefore one may presume it doesn’t suffer from the sequelitis of its brethren.

Such a thought would however be patently incorrect, for this is yet another book of short stories that fail to impress, engage or leave an impression. In short, a book written for babies by hacks. With no exception the alien monsters in the book are violent, menacing or dangerous and for that reason I imagine this book would be quite a thrill for kids. But the resolutions are so obvious (or worse, telegraphed) and the stories end so abruptly that I was left wishing for the occasional twist or surprise (“Oh? The alien is actually friendly?”)

Many of the nine stories in this book are very similar, with least half having the same setup: colonists on alien planet don’t realize those dumb animals are actually sentient and aggressive aliens. The other half are equally repetitive: alien life form on Earth hides itself from all but children and ends up possessing and/or eating them. In the world of Peter Davison, there are no good aliens!

Here’s a retelling of the core of many of the stories in this book:

Pletrac huddled in the cave, unsure if the branches at the entrance would be enough to hide them. Vorg groaned quietly at his side, his leg probably broken. Pletrac moved the survival blanket up over his head to try to muffle the sound. How could they have ended up like this? The scouts hadn’t said anything about the creatures being intelligent – or even hostile – and the scans had identified them as one of the best food sources on the planet. The first had offered no resistance at all as they approached, large black eyes watching them seemingly mindlessly. Pletrac could still remember the hideous ululations it had made after Vorg electo-lanced it, and how quickly the others had burst up from the water and onto the land, tentacles coiling furiously. They were amphibious! Somehow they had escaped – the aliens probably afraid of the fire – but there were too many of them, and Vorg was badly injured. Now they would wait in this cave until help arrived. Help that didn’t even know yet that they were in danger…
…Outside the cave
Kron-pirr waited, biding his time. The injured one would soon die, he knew, and the other would need sleep. When that time came, Glork’fth would surely be avenged!

Writing that gave me more enjoyment than reading the entire book πŸ™‚

Verdict: save your shekels

Introducing Patito!

You may recall that last year we visited an animal sanctuary. We liked what they do, and for Christmas we decided to sponsor an animal. A duck, to be specific.

We’re now the proud godparents of Patito the duck!

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Apparently Patito was found abandoned by her mother, and a kindly soul brought her to the sanctuary. She now lives in an organic garden with her friend Pip.

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Isn’t she cute!

Live well Patito. Your new godparents will be down to visit you in the spring πŸ™‚

Balls!

Yesterday, perhaps foolishly, I decided to go for a walk to Bondi Beach. I say foolishly because even though it was to be cooler, I’m feeling the effects of days of activity and at the point where I’m waking tired πŸ™‚

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That’s Bronte beach above. The walk had been oppressive. Where was the cool change? My 10 L of sweat had almost washed away the 5 L of sunblock πŸ™‚

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Tamarama beach, nestled between the cliffs, was home to an amusement park in the 19th century. In addition to Elephant rides and giant slides, there was a roller coaster built on the sand and an airship was permanently floated above the water just offshore!

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I’m not too proud to admit that when I finally got to Bondi Junction mall (yes, I walked via Bondi beach) I was ruined. It was very hot and very humid and the plentiful hills between the beach and the junction had drained me of all but a tiny spark of life! I needed sustenance quickly…

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Are you sick of Oporto photos yet? πŸ™‚

After some much needed recuperation at Adams (during which a light rain started) we headed out for the evenings entertainment: a soccer football game between Sydney FC and Melbourne Heart. We met Adams mates CM and AM and took our seats as the rains became heavier.

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It was my first live soccer game. I was pleasantly surprised by how fast paced and genuinely exciting it was.

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Sydney pulled out an edge-of-our-seats win with a last minute goal, at which point the crowd went understandably wild. It was a great end to a good game.

But the night was not over! Here’s what we did next:

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Adam’s local bowling alley is a real gem! Comfortable shoes, luminous pins, great sound system with cheap food. We were amazed to order $2 hot dogs and have them delivered to our lane by a cute attendant!

And then we discovered the jukebox. Three songs for $2! And they had a diverse range, from Khe San to Gangnam Style πŸ™‚

Adam requested no embarrassing photos or video, but I can reveal that after he’d had a dozen few beers he revealed surprising talent as a dancer. I’d say his style is half John Travolta and half Michael Jackson πŸ™‚

Here are the results:

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No idea at all how I got 158 in game one. That’s got to be the best bowling score I’ve ever got or ever will get! As you can see my form was much more down to earth in game two, which was competitive to the last ball πŸ™‚

When we finally got back to Adam’s I was ruined and now, the morning after I’m ruined-er. I suppose I need to take it easy today?