Category: Miscellaneous

The Great Wyrm Of Kahibah

As a young boy, I loved fish and snails and little crayfish things and water boatmen and water beetles and leeches and frogs and tadpoles and even the occasional fresh-water crab (did these even exist?). I would regularly hunt and collect such things and admire them and, sadly, keep them until they died. When we moved to the house in Kahibah, I was in hog heaven because of the tiny creek mighty river out back.

I think it was in 1982 when I first spied the wyrm. It was large and green, sinuous and evil. It slunk around, hiding under the water flashing it’s great expanse of teeth. It terrified me, and became an obstacle in my pursuit of aquatic friends.

It had to go.

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I recall heading to school the local guild to recruit a party to defeat the beast. Most were craven and spineless, and hid their faces. I did however find a stalwart ally in the form of AT, who came from a family with a long history of fishing wyrm-hunting. Furthermore, he could provide specialized equipment suited to the task, so on that day a covenant was reached to hunt the beast.

Some days later we set ourselves to the task. AT had brought his tools: some fishing lineSilver Cord‘, a bucket Bag of Holding and some galoshes Boots of Striding. But more importantly he had brought experience and an iron will. As far as wyrm-hunting was concerned, I’m not too proud to admit he was several levels higher than me. All I had, after all, was a home-made net.

“RS”, he said, “lets take the battle to it’s lair.”

As it happens, the creek river became shallow and went under a road into a deep cave, where it was quite dark. AT was sure the wyrm lived in this place, and – after donning his boots – placed a small piece of bait (the identity of which he kept secret) on the end of his line and dangled the end into the water. His technique was mesmerizing: boldly stride through the water and attempt to lure the wyrm out with whatever tidbit he had put on the line. This 10-year-old man knew no fear! I waited at the entrance with my net. My job was to run in and net it if he was able to get it on the line. To say I was afraid would be an understatement.

I can still recall those moments, as if time had slowed. AT was a silhouette, walking softly and silently in the dark. I was at the entrance, holding my breath, gripping the net with white knuckles. Was the wyrm there? Would it show itself? Could we succeed?

And then – it struck! A yell of surprise from AT: “It’s got me!”

Up came the line, but the wyrm was nowhere to be seen! AT was running through the water toward the entrance, splashing and thrashing and in obvious fear. He had been attacked, but it wasn’t clear how! I was paralyzed with fear…

And then I saw it. When he climbed out of the water and onto the bank the wyrm was attached to one of his boots by it’s jaws! As it twisted and turned in the sun, I got my first good look at the beast. And it looked like this:

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We had prevailed! AT was unharmed, his thick rubber magical boots having thwarted the eel’s wyrm’s teeth. Into the bucket magic bag it went, never to be seen again by my eyes. Congratulations and celebrations followed! We may have even enjoyed some ice cream!

I would later learn the beast would end up on a dinner table, eaten by men. I remember being sad when I found that out, but only briefly. I was probably so happy I could once again hunt and collect my fish and snails and little crayfish things and water boatmen and water beetles and leeches and frogs and tadpoles and even the occasional fresh-water crab to care πŸ™‚

The Adamski Legacy

In 1946, an American named George Adamski saw his first UFO near a campground in California. He took some photos, but mostly kept the information to himself. A few years later he released a science fiction novel, and shortly thereafter saw more UFOs. Three years later (in 1953) he released the book that rocketed him to fame:

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It told the story of how he, in 1952, had met a visitor from Venus named Orthron. The Venusians, as it turned out, were friendly fellows, graciously watching over and guiding human development. And George Adamski was the one out of all of us chosen as our ambassador! This contact he had with the ‘Space Brothers’ led him to fame and fortune.

Of course such a story would be dismissed as drivel were it not for evidence. And he had that in spades, in the form of photos and a few short movies of the craft that the aliens flew in on:

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The above are two of his actual photos. Do they look familiar? Here’s a photo of Adamski himself next to a painting he did of one of the aliens he met.

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Adamski’s career as the first (and possibly still most famous) of the ‘UFO contactees’ took him all over the world. UFO’s were new in those days, and big business. Everyone wanted to hear about them and the aliens and the man that had met them. As Adamski grew more famous, so too did his stories become more astonishing. He met Martians and Saturnians, and went for rides in spaceships. He hinted he had been given rejuvenation technology as well, and that some aliens lived amongst us.

In fact at a now infamous UFO conference hosted by Adamski in the 1950s, some of those that attended believed that a group of 3 aloof audience members were Venusians in disguise. Here’s one of only two photographs of one of them; compare to the above painting.

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Adamski’s aliens were the ‘Space Brothers’, which are now commonly referred to as ‘Nordic Aliens’. Tall, large boned and very white they were the master race of space; cosmic Aryans that had a strange allure to UFO fandom of the 1950’s through 1970’s. This would change of course, but I’ll get to that in a bit.

Adamski was of course debunked as a fraud and con-artist in his day. One famous story told of an interviewer who, when quizzing Adamski in his own home, noticed that a lampshade in the same room bore a striking resemblance to the UFO’s in the photographs. Others have claimed the photos show a chicken brooder or the top of an espresso machine from the 1940’s.

But whether they are real or not, Adamski’s photos would live forever. You see they were the very first exposure many people had to actual UFO images (the Roswell crash incident did not have any photos to go with it) and in the minds of many became synonymous with what UFO’s are supposed to look like. They entered popular culture. Adamski’s saucers did not just look like UFO’s, UFO’s looked like Adamski’s saucers.

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The stamp is from 1978. Note the ‘Adamski type’ UFO. Of course this wasn’t the only repurpose of the image in that year. Do you remember this one:

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Look at ‘the UFO’ at the top. Yep, it’s Adamski-type.

In the 1980’s UFOlogy took off in a big way. Adamski had died in the late 1970’s, claiming the truth of his stories (and photos) until the end. But even the UFO scholars had trouble believing the whole ‘Venusian’ thing. So if they were not from Venus, from whence came these mysterious craft?

How about… the Nazis!

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Here’s where things get really complicated. ‘Serious’ researchers of the ‘Nazi UFO Theory’ speak of numerous craft designed by the Nazi’s and built in secret bases or an ‘invisible to the Allies’ research facility in the German-controlled Antarctic province New Swabia. One of these UFOs, called ‘Haunebu’ is shown above. Look familiar? Here’s another shot:

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Evocative isn’t it?

Hopefully I haven’t lost you because the Nazi UFO theorists have worked out who the Space Brothers were as well, which is to say they theorize that Adamski wasn’t the first contact. You see these UFO’s weren’t solely the work of man… Hitler had help from aliens! And to facilitate that help the Nazi’s had a crew of super-psychics whose job it was to communicate with the aliens. Some have alleged that these psychics, all of which demonstrated the Aryan ideal of beauty, strength and whiteness may have been (Nordic) aliens themselves. Here’s a photo of the leader of that squad, the very lovely Maria Orsic:

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Her whereabouts after the war are unknown. Some believe she was one of those that escaped through spacetime in ‘The Bell’, a Nazi time machine built using extraterrestrial superscience. But whatever happened to her… was she an alien? What do those eyes say to you?

There are two competing stories here. I’ll summarize them for you:

Version One: Aliens from Aldebaran helped the Nazi’s build UFOs that were covered up (or possibly remained undiscovered) by the Allies after the war. Adamski saw either humans testing these very craft, or perhaps was contacted by the very same aliens that had tried to help Hitler.

Version Two: It’s ALL one massive, massive lie. There never were any Nazi UFOs, or Aldebarans. Mario Orsic is just a pretty frau from the fatherland. Adamski was a liar, who made up a story and ran with it when it made him famous (a business model which, I may suggest, Whitley Streiber perfected in the 1990’s). His UFO’s were household appliances or home-made models.

Which is the truth? That, my friends, is for you to decide.

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But (and I’m nearly finished here), since Adamski was so famous not only for the UFO’s (and the iconic design) but also for the Space Brothers, why did the UFO image persist but not the Nordic Aliens? Most people these days would clearly identify the photos above as UFO’s but say the first shot of a girl was just a Uma Therman lookalike. Why don’t people think ‘Aryan’ when they hear ‘Alien’ any more?

This is the answer:

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The photo is from, of course, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. Interesting how a film could influence the public perception of aliens in such a major way isn’t it? Other things over the years (Communion, X-Files, Roswell ‘autopsy videos’ etc.) drove the point home until Nordic Aliens were a forgotten wrinkle in the history of UFOlogy.

And so ends todays post; the 16th in my ’25 Days Of Christmas’ series. In case you forgot, here’s the (wonderful!) logo again πŸ™‚

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There Is No Hope When Commanders Go To War

In the tradition of the last two years, I am bringing Magic decks with me to Australia. And to continue the trend, this year the number ups by 60 once again to an impressive 600 cards!

The theme this year is Commander (aka. ‘EDH’), a special ‘casual’ MTG format based around 100 card singleton (only one of each card) decks. Each card contains and is defined by a ‘General’, which must be a legendary creature card. The colours permitted in the deck are restricted to those used to cast the general, and the basic idea is to build decks based around the abilities of the General. Players start with 40 life, and the games tend to be longer both because of and to enable the inclusion of high CMC cards. In other words, the games are varied, flashy, and fun πŸ™‚

Here are the six decks in no particular order. For each deck I show the General and one of the “I win” cards that players would hope to cast…

Infinite Soldiers

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A monowhite deck based exclusively around generating large (in some cases *vast*) amounts of soldier tokens and pumping them up to be monsters. There’s a lot of nice cards in here that combo well with each other. Mana is barely an issue, and the deck has some nice removal as well. While it is (theoretically) vulnerable to some weenie-killing effects in the other decks, my (2-v-2) playtests have shown me that this one wins more often than it loses. Lots of fun to play!

Bigger Than Big

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This single-minded deck doesn’t really care what the opponents are doing, it just focuses on getting some really, really big monsters out as quickly as possible. Who cares about ridiculous mana costs when you have Mayael in play? And if all else fails, reset the board. This is the gambler’s deck – finicky and mana-sensitive (it’s the only tricolour I made) and slow – but almost impossible to beat when it gets one or more of the truly, truly massive beasties on the board. I expect some laughs when this one goes off πŸ™‚

I Think Not

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I’ve barely played any Commander, but I know enough that one basic rule is ‘keep a low profile’. We may be playing 4 player games in Australia (Me, BS, AW, PB), and if any 3 gang up on the 4th they’ll die very quickly. So a strategy is to seem to be not much of a threat, and bide your time. Good luck doing that with this deck, which is designed to stop the opponents from doing anything. Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (the General) has a massive target drawn right on his face from the word go, so you better bet this deck has some strong defenses to stay alive once it makes life difficult for all it’s opponents. A cold, calculating and controlling deck. Intellectual and evil. I love it!

Vampires

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Look at that – two Innistrad cards! I saw them and loved them both and just wanted to use each so built a deck using Olivia as the Commander. Think ‘Vampires & direct damage’ and it’s not much more complex than that. Testing has shown that Olivia is a maddeningly frustrating card to play against, so I think this deck will be a favourite target of all opponents. Good thing it’s got a few tricks up it’s sleeve…

Token Apocalypse

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Almost every card in this deck allows the player to put one or more tokens into play. The idea is to get a bunch of stuff out, and use Kamahl’s second ability to overwhelm the opponent. What raises the deck to the next (or perhaps even next-squared) level is Doubling Season, which has the honor of being the most expensive MTG card I ever bought. With the help of Doubling Season and another card, during one test play this deck put 44 tokens into play in one turn and each of them was a 55/55 creature! Of course the chance of having Doubling Season and Parallel Lives out at the same time is tiny, but we can all dream to be playing the deck when it happens πŸ™‚

What’s Yours Is Mine

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Does it even matter what’s in your own deck when you have the opponents cards to play with? Wrexial thinks not, and when he mills fifty of your cards and then casts your own supercreature then you’ll see the meaning of traumatize. Another not-so-high concept deck that works best when it stops the opponent from working, which suffers from the drawback that it seems very strong in 2-v-2 but possibly much weaker in multiplayer. We shall see…

On and off, these decks have been a few months in the making. I can’t wait to try them out against each other.