Category: Miscellaneous

Tales From Green Hell: The Legend Of Father Feehan

As children, my brother and I were often told stories of life in New Guinea. My parents met there as Catholic missionaries, and dad in particular spent over a decade in the jungles. Often these stories would include mention of a priest named Father Feehan.

I never met him, and indeed was too young to remember him, but the mental image I had of this missionary priest was probably something like this:

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From what I had heard over the years, Father Feehan was a friend and mentor to both of my parents. They spoke of him fondly, and he was even (I think) Godfather to my brother. He was a man of caliber, a man to trust and man to never forget.

Now my dad can tell a good tale, but occasionally he omits what I consider important details. In particularly, I question the fact he waited until I was in my late 30’s to tell me Father Feehan carried a gun and wasn’t afraid to use it!

The details are deliberately ignored vague, but you can imagine my surprise when dad regaled me with tales of Father Feehan striding through the jungles with a revolver on his hip fighting off things like man-eating cassowaries,

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Headhunters,

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and – although dad never mentioned was strangely elusive about this topic – surviving dinosaurs:

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Father Feehan, as it turns out was a warrior priest, and someone possessed of the true soul of a man. It probably should have occured to me earlier, but someone doesn’t spend decades living in the Green Hell without having a spine, and once dad opened my eyes I was forced to reconsider my mental image of the man, which now more closely resembles this:

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Father Feehan passed away last year. I wonder if he fondly remembered the lawless days he spent striding the jungles of The Lost World, six-shooter never far from his hand? Exploring the lost temples, fleeing from hoards of gibbering pygmies and eating animals unknown to science?

Father Feehan may have spent his last years in Boston, but I’m guessing his soul will forever reside in the still-unexplored jungles of Papua New Guinea.

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The Other Watch

I haven’t mentioned it until now, but I received another watch for my birthday. Here it is:

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It’s from Seiko, and is a kinetic watch. This means it never ever needs to have a battery replaced, since the power comes from the motion of the watch as I move my hands.

The back of the watch is transparent glass, so the workings can be seen. It is very impressive:

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The watch is big, heavy and impressive. I like it 🙂

Ningen

It’s time for a new cryptid!

Today I give you all… the Ningen!

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About four years ago, on a Japanese forum, someone posted a story about gigantic (20 – 30m) long semi-humanoid creatures that had occasionally been witnessed in the antarctic oceans by researchers and sailors,

They are said to be ghostly white, very large, with humanlike faces and two long wing-like ‘arms’. They are often sighted at the surface, but are believed to be deep-sea creatures. Apparently they are slow moving and non-aggressive.

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Other reports soon followed, and this cryptid was picked up by a magazine from which the story spread. All of a sudden there were many anecdotal reports of Ningen, accompanied by a few (obviously fake) ‘photographs’ (including the ones in this entry).

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A ningen has even been spotted on Google Earth:

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And here is a  video of one, allegedly taken by an underwater ROV (this is particularly creepy):

Hostile or not, I wouldn’t want to run into that underwater 🙂

So, what do you think? Real or not?