Category: Miscellaneous

The King Of Kong

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In 1982 our dad bought us a Colecovision TV game system. What immediately followed was joy and exultation. What followed over the next few years was an evolution of my gaming fandom into a more robust and complete part of my being.

We owned – and I enjoyed – many different games on the system. But one of them seemed to stand above all others, and it was this one I put a great deal of my time into during the year or so that followed.

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I became so familiar with the game I could almost play it in my sleep. Only three screens… endless repetition… no purpose other than to get a high score.

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And score I did! In fact I obtained a high score that made me proud enough to boast about it. A picture was taken of the screen, time passed, the developed picture was obtained from the store, it was placed in an envelope and sent overseas to a magazine in England.

All these years later I can’t say I remember even which magazine it was. But I think it may have been this one:

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Not that exact issue of course, but one from 1983 or maybe 1984 (although I did own the above…). I was proud of my score, and the  magazine I chose had a ‘high score’ section. I hoped my score was good enough to be included.

Eventually, many months later (due to the combination of the print delay and the sea-mail delay) I bought an issue and saw my name in it! I was absolutely stoked. My score had been good enough to make the magazine! All it said was my name and my score, in tiny print on one line. But it was enough for me 🙂

Although I never guessed at the time this ‘high score section’ was of course just for kids. There was no authority in the scores, and I assume is they printed any scores received just so the twelve year old that wrote to them would be as excited as I was. It is perhaps likely they didn’t even care about any real proof.

One regret of mine is that I never kept the magazine. I don’t even remember when I disposed of it, or how. It was probably destroyed decades ago, all evidence of my Kingship of Coleco Kong long lost to time.

But at least it lives on in my heart!

When Verizon Told Me How Much An iPhone Upgrade Cost, I Told Them To ‘Saugen auf da Bein eines Hundes’!

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Since I apparently am not eligible for an upgrade, it would cost me $650 to switch my Droid phone for an iPhone when they are released next month.

I calmly explained to the Verizon monkey that this is actually more expensive than if I canceled my current contract outright, paid the early termination fee ($300), then signed up for a brand new contract and choose an iPhone ($200). In an act of stunning genius, his only response was “Smartphones are expensive.”

So what about the ‘early upgrade plan’. Since my contract is one year old on February 8, surely I could take advantage of that plan (which I got when I signed my current contract) to upgrade to an iPhone for a one-time fee of $20?

Well, the problem is Verizon canceled the early upgrade plan entirely on January 16. Only the most cynical person would suppose this date had anything to do with the iPhone launch 2 weeks later…

In short, looks like I’ll be waiting till Feb 2012 for my iPhone.

At least I’ll get an iPhone 5 then 🙂

(BTW to JAF, since our contracts are essentially identical, I’m pretty sure all the above applies to you as well.)

Yes Please

Just learned that the three Kim Newman Dracula novels (Anno Dracula, The Bloody Red Baron and Dracula Cha Cha Cha) are being reprinted. Here’s the cover of the first one:

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Even better yet, each book will contain a series of ‘extras’ in the form of additional novellas. Anno Dracula contains two such novellas, each of which ‘fill in the blanks’ in the series. Even even better yet, one of the novella in this first reprint stars no less than Richard Jeperson! (Not to be confused with my own alter ego)

I’m so intrigued, since Richard J already appears (albeit very briefly) as an alternate dimension form of himself in the Anno Dracula novels. Will the new novella contain this version, or another?

But even, even, EVEN better – a fourth novel in the series has been announced! To be released in 2012, the fourth will be set in America and is called ‘Johnny Alucard’. Apparently it will feature a whole slew of alternate-USA celebrities and fictional characters including such people (?) as Buffy, Vampirella and even Elvira.

And lastly – directed to AW – you must immediately go and read the wiki entry on Life’s Lottery, specifically the ‘non interactive’ section. To say my jaw hit the floor is an understatement…