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Pandemic

Friday, March 13th, 2020

I climbed the hill, lay in the grass
A little dark-eyed girl drifted past
She said all the best is come, it could not last
And the worst, it has come true

That’s from one of my favorite Nick Cave songs. I’ve heard it countless times and often I think of what it would mean for the worst to have come true. Is that what we are facing now?

Back when I was in Japan I was reading about the novel Coronavirus as I sat in my Tokyo hotel room and texted Kristin that I thought it could “change the world”. I wasn’t being grim or fatalistic; it’s just that I had read about what was happening (before China officially admitted it) and had a feeling about the future. I returned to the USA and it was like it didn’t exist: no airport screening, virtually nothing in the media and almost no-one had heard of it.

Then China quarantined and it spread quickly. My idle comment had become portentous and I personally knew people that were affected in China. And still virtually nothing was said here in the US. When I signed and submitted my summer contract almost a month ago I asked what the backup plan was if coronavirus was keeping us all home. I was at least half serious, but there wasn’t any plan since most of the people in the office hadn’t even heard of it.

I wasn’t surprised by this. Even those of us who had been aware of the virus probably found it hard to believe it would shut down our ‘normal’ lives like it now has. Only three weeks ago a TA asked me if we’d have any classes after Spring Break (which starts next week) and I assured him yes since I couldn’t imagine the alternative.

Two days ago my school shifted all classes online for the remainder of the semester (2 months) and from now I’ll work from home. Yesterday KLS was sent home as well to work, and we’ve already bought her a desk for her computer since we have no idea how long this may last.

We’ve stocked up on supplies – our cupboards have never been this full – and personally witnessed the empty shelves in local shops. We’ve canceled appointments and are now prepared to stay here – in our house – until we need to go out and get more groceries every couple of weeks.

I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me shifting my course online (I have over 300 students who need to do the same) and there’s currently more questions than answers. Likewise for Kristin who must now adapt – with almost all her coworkers – to a distributed office communicating via the internet. We’re not just working from home; we’re learning (or rather devising) how to do our jobs in brand new ways from home.

And the virus only continues to spread as America and the world shuts down. Every day the news is grimmer and silver linings seem absent. The leadership in this country is a gaggle of incompetents who have made things worse and we can only hope they haven’t messed things up beyond the ability of the real adults (currently the state and local officials) to fix.

And yet I don’t think the worst has come true. The world has seen that China and Korea have waged bold and apparently successful fights against this, and I believe other countries will too. It will take sacrifice yes, but staying at home and skipping events and vacations is a small price for this victory. Like H1N1 in 2009 I believe the tide will turn with a treatment or vaccine, and right now everyone with the relevant expertise anywhere in the world is working on that (including at KLS’s company). It will take time, but someone will create it eventually.

Stay safe everyone. Stay home and limit your exposure in the interests of public health. Follow the advice of the experts and don’t be fooled (or scared) by misinformation.

This will be an uncertain and likely difficult period we are moving into, but there are sunny skies beyond. Look forward to them!

Long Time Man

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2020

I saw an interview yesterday with a British bloke who is 112 years old. His earliest memory was from WW1 and was a Zeppelin attack on his town in the UK. This got me thinking of my oldest memories…

I lived an adventurous life as a baby, fighting off cannibals in the jungles of PNG before jet-setting half away around the world for an extended stay in Germany. I don’t remember any of those days, and the earliest memories I do have come from just before I entered Kindergarten, back in about 1976.

I have two very specific memories from that era. The first is of brushing my teeth at daycare. I would have been 4 years old, and while I have dim memories of the daycare itself (playing with Duplo, listening to stories being read to us and sleeping on cots) I have a strangely vivid memory of a lesson on how to brush our teeth where we all copied what the instructor (a dental nurse?) did in front of us.

The next vivid memory – also I suspect from around that time – was of a heavy metal cylinder falling onto my head and cutting me. It left a scar that remains to this day! Bernard was hoisting it up a tree for an inscrutable child-reason and I was standing directly underneath ‘helping’ when the string broke and it fell directly onto me. I recall crying and lots of blood! I bet mum almost panicked!

There are a couple of other trauma-related memories but they are incomplete and not as clear as the above: losing a toenail due to a fall, losing two teeth in one day, and cutting myself everywhere after a fall into a rose hedge 🙂

A year on and I have a very vivid memory from kindergarten about learning to write! We had books containing sentences that were missing words and we had to write using slates and chalk the missing words. As the book progressed we were writing more and more of the sentence until it was just pictures that we had to describe. I expect it’s all done using computers now, and that even in the day we may have found the slates old-fashioned.

Around 1977/8 my memories start becoming much more abundant and I can easily recall specific events at primary school or during the summers of those years. Maybe I’ve lost the correct order and I’ve certainly lost fine detail, but it’s reassuring to know my memories go back over 40 years ago now.

Over 40 years… where did all that time go?

Tokyo 6: Goodbye

Monday, January 20th, 2020

I’m in my seat waiting for takeoff. I’ve had a great time and made many more Japan memories that will last me forever. Watch your mailboxes too: I sent many postcards.

I spent the last on my Yen buying unusual Kit Kat’s at the airport (that I won’t eat!) and I’m ready to relax on this long trip.

It’s been a lot of work daily blogging throughout: I hope you’ve enjoyed it. In time I’ll do follow ups on a few things I learned or bought on this trip (both from here or Oz), but given work starts tomorrow I think I’ll take a while off before the next post 🙂

Now… what movies are available to watch…?

Tokyo 4: The Day Jesus, The Devil, King Arthur and The Magical Emperor of Light, Nero Griffith, Make My Dream Come True Once Again!

Saturday, January 18th, 2020

I’ll cut to the chase: Today I went to Theatre G-Rosso and saw (with ~500 other people) a live action Power Rangers stage show. It was so good were I an emotional man I may have shed a tear.

It’s all in Japanese but the story was easy to follow: bad dude uses a germ weapon to turn the rangers evil! Eventually through their heroic spirit and the support of the audience they return to normal and vanquish the bad guys.

The 45 minute show was filled with acrobatics and special effects (wire work, smoke effects, digital projections) and was genuinely thrilling. Kids even cried when Red Ranger died (by fighting his evil double) but then when he was resurrected from the dead by an older Red Ranger the adults had their chance to weep with joy.

It was bloody fantastic! I loved every second. I could have watched it all day. It was every bit as good as the last time I saw a show like this 10.5 years ago (!) and is easily one of the highlights of this trip.

When I got out of the show the rain had turned to very light snow and it was extremely cold. I trained across town to a big shopping center to stay warm. This was an adventure in its own right, since the mall (Sunshine City) had a live idol performance going on (a boy group called Nine; there were legions of young ladies there to see them) and some sort of Pokémon event that drew truly gargantuan crowds.

I walked and browsed and shopped and then hit a wall of exhaustion. It was time for a recharge, and these guys helped:

That’s a selection of the cats I saw in the cat habitat called Nekobunkamura in Ikebukuro. KLS and I had been here aeons back and since I’ve been missing Zoffy and needed a sit away from crowds I figured this was a good choice. And it worked! The cats mostly ignored people and did their own thing which was fine; I sat and recharged. Eventually I (and almost everyone else!) left due to some weird old ladies who were acting possessive with regards to specific cats, but the cat energy I’d managed to absorb kept me going the rest of the day 🙂

There’s not much else to say about today. I didn’t take many photos due to rain and I spent much of the evening packing. But it was a good albeit very busy day.

I’ll end with some more unusual gashapon selections. Miniature chainsaws?!? UMA lights??!! Weird snakes, can rings, bling teeth and iphone fans. It’s all so unusual and yet I bought two of these. Can you guess which ones?

Tomorrow is my final full day and will likely be the last blog post from this mega trip. If you have any more questions that need answering, be sure to ask them!

Tokyo Interlude: Answering Your Questions

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

I’m doing laundry and waiting 90 minutes for the dryer to finish so now is a good time to answer some of the questions I’ve not been asked so far on this trip. Apologies in advance for making up paraphrasing your question, and for referring to you by initials.

KLS asked: Seen many gaijin?

In a word, no. I didn’t see any foreigners at Universal Osaka, or in Osaka in general. I never heard any language other than Japanese spoken in trains or shops either. This is mostly true for Tokyo so far, although yesterday at Nakano I did see some German losers getting overly excited by Dragonball cels.

JK followed up: But what about Akihabara post office?

Oh yes I forgot! It’s true that the place is inundated with otaku mailing loot home, and yesterday I witnessed a crowd of Koreans packaging up One Piece figurines for postage. It’s also true that the post office seemed exclusively staffed by pretty young women. I did not however see any of the alleged limited anime stamps you can apparently buy there.

KAB asked: What are you eating?

Garbage mostly. My diet is at least 30% Kit Kats. Breakfast is often McDonald’s. Gourmet (ie. cheap) spaghetti is often chosen. I’m in the culinary capital of Earth and I’m eating trash. But even the trash here is delicious 🙂

SMC followed up: What about those rice balls you told me about?

There’s one above, a ‘salted rice ball’. Just rice with very light salt. It’s shown with convenience store chicken pieces (like popcorn chicken). I went on an absolute bender and ate Osaka almost empty of rice balls: up to four a day. Then my body revolted so I stopped. But the allure is hard to resist and I may eat them again today. They’re too good! Incidentally rice ball snacks are very common in oodles of varieties:

But I always just get the plain type!

ZS asks: Hi dad; is it true what I heard that you’re back on the sauce? Meow!

Don’t worry little girl, it’s only for this trip!

SFL asks: Any shopping regrets so far?

I try not to ever regret anything, but if it were easy to get back I’d probably return to a few Osaka shops and maybe buy things I put back a few days ago. Such as this:

Or – if I was feeling particularly insane – these two Wizardry games:

But there are several days yet, and who knows what else I may find?

AW asks: But isn’t it true you can’t even play some of the Japanese FC and SFC games since they don’t work on US consoles?

(No comment)

AW persisted: So what you’re saying is you’ve bought some games you can’t even play unless you buy a Japanese console?

(Wry smile)

BS interjects: You’ve actually bought a Japanese console?!?

The answer as of right now is an emphatic “no”. But to quote a wise man: “there are several days yet, and who knows what else I may find?

JBF asks: How many trains have you caught?

Good question! Let me think… ok as an estimate, I’d say about 22 so far. Maybe 30-35 before the trip is done? It’s easy to catch 4 a day in Tokyo.

MMS asks: Seen any squirrels?

A timely question, since last night I learned of the existence of a free-roaming squirrel park called ‘Machida Squirrel Park’ that has a gigantic enclosure where you can hand-feed squirrels. It looks amazing but isn’t easy to get to at all (3 trains and a 50 minute walk each way). Next time I visit with KLS though we’ll have to make the trek. I haven’t seen any squirrels yet myself, but plan a walk through the nearby park and will keep an eye out.

JAF asks: Any weird photos you’ve taken that defy explanation?