Category: Miscellaneous

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!

WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN AGAIN!

I repeat: WE’RE GOING BACK TO JAPAN IN SEVEN WEEKS!!!

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Tickets and hotel are booked. Fifteen nights, May 27 – June 12.

To hell with the economy. To hell with world politics. To hell with the weak dollar. To hell with Korean missiles!

Otaku paradise! Jungle Crows! First Kitchen! Yakitori! Yamanote Line! Mr Donuts! Kabuki! Yamashiroya! Gashapon! The Real Yoshinoya! Knob King! Akihabara! Gardens! American Dogs! Joypolis! Coffee From A Machine! Odaiba! Mount Takeo! Lopeways! Enoden Line! Shrimps! Enoshima! Kogals! Japanese Bakeries! Blisters! Box Toys! Tonkatsu! Queen’s Blade! Sentai Shows! Toronoana! Frog style! Tsukuji! Yomiuri Land! Pinkies! Ultraman Card Battler! Kit-Kats! Arcade Dodonpachi! Jonathon’s! Tokyu Hands! Harajuku Cosplay! Disney Sea! Ferris Wheels! Spaghetti! LaQua! Yokohama! Monkeys! Drug Ippondo! Street Cats! Muscle Park! Koi! Sleeping Like The Dead! Idol Stores! Book-off!

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE BABY!

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He Had No Idea

I was sitting at the mall today, eating lunch while looking out the window overlooking the carpark. A minivan had parked in a no parking zone and I watched a policeman write a ticket and stick it onto a side window.

It was raining  at the time, and over the next few minutes I saw the ticket get wetter and wetter, and slowly start sliding down the window. Eventually it reached the bottom, and folded over, off the window, onto the ground.

There it sat for a minute or so, until the water pooling just next to the car carried it, ever-so-slowly, underneath the van. Shortly thereafter it was out of my sight. The minivan was still illegally parked; the owner had not returned.

I expect, some time after I left, he did. I also expect he got in his car and drove off with absolutely no idea he had been ticketed. I can only imagine one day a letter will arrive finding him in contempt of court or something like that.

And, in all probability, he’ll be speaking the truth when he claims “I had no idea!”

/cringe

Here’s the trailer for the upcoming K-9 spinoff series.

I think I’m not the only one that thinks that this is perhaps awful. K-9’s voice in particular is terrible, as is his redesign (flying!). The monsters are worse than those in 1970s Japanese Sentai, and the whole thing has that “made on the cheap in Australia” feel to it (which is true).

Ugh.