Category: Miscellaneous

Day One: Hersheypark

Last Thursday we (KLS, Jim and myself) set out for a three day trip to various sights in the state of Pennsylvania. We got a very early start on Thursday, since our day one destination was over five hour drive away.

Our navigation was handled by a GPS on loan from Joyce. In addition to being startingly accurate and fast, the little bugger had a voice and gave spoken directions. We quickly settled on the English male accent, and nicknamed him Giles. For most of our trip over the next three days we would follow Giles directions to the letter.

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Thursday was devoted to Hersheypark, a large amusement park in the town of Hershey, PA. The town is named after Milton Hershey, who founded the now famous chocolate company. The park is ran by the Hershey company, and in addition to many rides and similar attractions is bordered by a museum, ‘chocolate tour’ and a zoo.

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KLS and Jim had been here 20 odd years ago, but obviously the park had changed dramatically since then. What had been a paved lot with a dozen or so rides had now turned into a megapark with dozens of rides (including ten roller coasters) that, in my opinion, rivals any other park I have been to. My goal was to ride every coaster in the park at least once, and shortly after entering we were in line for Wildcat:

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And what a ride to start with! One expects wooden coasters to be rough and throw the rider around a bit, but this one took it to an extreme. So intense where the shakes and bangs that at the end I commented all it lacked was a hammer attached above the riders seat to bang him on the head repeatedly during the ride.

Discomfort aside (and for me, the intense cranial pain dissipated very briefly after disembarking), Wildcat has some intense moments of zero-G on at least four hills, and wicked speed for a wooden coaster. Although we lacked the time to ride it a second time, I think the undeniable thrills of the ride may have persuaded me on at least one more time, pain notwithstanding!

Adjacent to Wildcat was Hersheypark’s traditional wild mouse style coaster, unimaginatively named Wild Mouse:

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A fairly standard ride, but fun nonetheless. It even had a single zero-G element after a nice drop toward the end.

Oh yes, KLS had ridden both these coasters. This is important since historically she has shyed away from riding roller coasters. Apparently though her fear had derived from height and the coasters at Hersheypark were low enough to make her overcome any fear she had. She had been a little scared on Wildcat, less so on Wild Mouse, but she was quite apprehensive as we lined up for the next coaster Lightning Racer:

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Lightning Racer was a racing coaster, which means it had two tracks of similar length and two separate cars. The idea was both left the station at the same time and raced to the finish line. Being a wooden coaster we all expected to be banged around a bit, but Lightning Racer ended up being quite a smooth ride and a lot of fun. During our first go (we would ultimately ride it three times) Kristin was quite scared on the initial climb, but after the first drop turned to me and said “This is fun!”

Here are the two photos taken of us during our first ride on Lightning Racer:

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And here’s a shot of Jim and KLS that I took while on the ride (climbing the first hill):

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Hersheypark is quite an attractive amusement park. It is clean, well maintained and beautifully landscaped. I particularly like the way many of the coasters snake in and around other attractions or tall trees.

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The next ride we went on was called Canyon River Rapids, and was a water ride. Riders sat in a large inflatable ring and took a bumpy ride along the rapids of an artificial river. The line for this ride was very long, especially compared to the non-rides for the coasters, and we by the time we eventually boarded, after standing in the heat for an hour or so, we were all looking forward to getting a bit wet

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We weren’t disappointed. We were absolutely drenched. Head to toe. It was a good thing I had brought along a little zip lock bag to keep the camera’s and cellphone dry!

The next two coasters we rode were called Sidewinder (an out-and-back style coaster which was caused more headaches than even Wildcat had) and a linear accelerated coaster named Storm Runner, which featured a near vertical drop and several inversions:

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KLS did not ride Storm Runner; she was afraid of the height of the track. This was probably a good thing, because I suspect if she had she may have declined to ride any more coasters that day.
About this time we wandered over to the attached zoo named Zooamerica. Although very small, it was well kept and had some nice enclosures. Not bad for a free attraction with a park ticket. The best thing about the zoo was the prairie dog enclosure:

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A couple of random shots of lunch and dinner:

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Of course the park is not all about coasters, although much of what we rode was the coasters. But we also went on a Pirate Ship (which had some nice zero-G), a log flume ride, a ferris wheel, a chair lift ride, a ‘rotating sail ride’, a monorail and a train.

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Jim and I are visible in the first shot above (the Pirate Ship). The third shot is a ride none of us actually went on, but was very impressive from a mechanical point of view.

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Our next coaster was called The Great Bear, and was a ‘feet hanging down’ style coaster. For me, this was the most thrilling at the park (although perhaps not the most fun), since it had four inversions and several nice drops. KLS commented after this ride that had she stopped to really analyze the track before boarding she would not have rode it, but I am proud she did!

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After Great Bear came the final coaster of the day, and the 8th one we rode at Hersheypark (one was closed and the tenth was a water ride). This was the oldest coaster at the park, a wooden one named Comet, which was a good solid ride with a lot of old-school thrills:

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The park closed at 10pm, and we stayed until about 9:30. Right after leaving we managed to squeeze into the last showing of the ‘chocolate factory tour’ ‘ride’ at the adjacent ‘factory’/museum. Although propagandist fantasy (<- exaggeration!), it was a good way to end the Hersheypark day :) Dsc07380.jpg < Milton Hershey

Stay tuned for the next post, in which I describe day two of our Pennsylvania excursion. I’ll try and update tomorrow, but given that we’re having our carpets replaced this week that may not be possible.

Really Bad 90’s Music Videos

One of the best shows on VH1 Classic is called ‘The Vault’, and we love it because it shows very obscure videos from obscure bands. Including, apparently Alphaville. So the other night I got to see, for the first time in my life, the video for The Jet Set

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The third photo shows the line ‘Lets go to the moon’, which is a lyric from the song. Only those of you familiar with the song probably have never heard it, and I only know it from a live version. However, it turns out the single version of The Jet Set (or at least the version in the video) is significantly different from the album version, even to the point of containing new lyrics. I have seven different versions of the song on CD and yet I don’t own this one 🙁

Later in the same show we saw perhaps the worst music video in history:

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All I know of Zebra I know from this video. For instance, the lead singer is a cheeseball:

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The lead guitarist is fat and prone to doing a sort of weird, shuffling chicken dance:

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And the band, no doubt in an attempt to stop viewers from turning off their TV and throwing it out the window in kneejerk reaction to the mind-boggling awesomeness of the song, sung entirely as it is in a falsetto that prompted KLS to comment that the lead must have had a ‘Helium supply built into his microphone’, has no compunction about inserting into their video (and I mean insert, since these sequences are completely separate from the shots of the band) some abso-frigging-lutely classic scenes of 80’s ultra-objectified video vixens:

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And yes, she’s topless.

Seriously, this was capital-A Awful. Not just the video, but the song as well. Bad music, bad lyrics and bad delivery. And yet I feel strangely bad bagging on the band given the love people have for them based on the album reviews on amazon. Truly bad song/video, or just a snapshot of how times have changed since 1983? You be the judge…

An Even Harder Guess The Song…

We saw Black Planet on VH1 Classic last night, by SoM. I hadn’t seen that video in an oodle-and-a-day, so it was a nice sight. Also saw The Age Of Plastic by The Buggles, which is about as obscure as they get I suppose.

They have a request show, and I have emailed them to request Prime Mover by Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction. I have decided to toy with them, and send increasingly obscure requests if they play the previous one. My next choice will be by Kiss Me by Steven ‘Tin Tin’ Duffy, or perhaps Taco‘s followup song/video to Puttin’ On The Ritz (which I don’t think I have ever seen).

Incidentally, we’ve also seen most of the INXS videos from The Swing album, reminding me there is another band who I underrated terrible back in the day. Does anyone own this on CD?

And yes, we’re now recording an average of about 6 hours per day of music videos on VH1 Classic, and every evening watching the shows in FF, stopping only for songs we like. Big fun!

Here’s another ‘guess the song’. Since I didn’t write down the song title the winner is the first person to name the artist. Hint: Solo British male artist:

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