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Let’s Cook Omerice!

Sunday, May 5th, 2024

Time for another Japanese candy food kit:

This is very much like the hamburger steak we made six months ago and preparation is very similar so I won’t show every step here.

Start with the (melon flavoured) beans:

And then prepare the (pudding flavoured) omelet section, which needed both microwaving and refrigeration:

And then the (chocolate flavoured) ‘rice’ portion:

Much like other similar kits we have made, the ‘rice’ is a strange breadlike material, very fluffy and to be honest not looking too much like rice!

By the way, ‘omerice’ is a Japanese dish where rice is topped with a runny – sometimes almost liquid – omelet. Usually the rice is plated first, then the omelet is made somewhat like a balloon of egg, placed on top, and then cut so it spills over and covers the rice. Here’s a typical photo:

It was time to complete our version. Even after 40 minutes of refrigeration the omelet was very runny and it was a challenge to get it atop the rice without losing its integrity:

Here’s the finished product:

Yes, it’s all candy. Melon, pudding, chocolate and strawberry flavoured candy! We of course tried it and…. it looked better than it tasted 🙂

I’d say overall a success, although not as tasty or as much fun to make as the steak was.

Confucius Say

Saturday, May 4th, 2024

A few years ago I bought a Japanese manga monthly and it came with a sheet of stickers of all 22 members of an idol group. They were  postage stamp size, and prime for adding to postcards. But they were also nearly identical, and it seemed a shame to separate them. A plan was hatched.

Rain Of Frogs had been a great success the previous year, but it had been a passive exercise on my brother’s behalf, and I think I needed to step things up a little. I’d had a few ideas in my mind, and the stickers made them all coalesce: I’d send him a puzzle across a series of postcards. Twenty-two, to be precise. And here is what he received:

There’s a message encoded in the cards, and my hope was he could decipher it. Two cards were sent at a time over about a month. There’s a staggering amount of potential combinations in which the cards have been arranged, so I encoded them with hints and icons. The hints themselves were of course received with each card, and the idea was as he got them he could use the hints to work out the correct order and therefore the message.

Some hint examples were:
– “Squirrels are next to cats.” (referring to the cat/squirrel stamps on some cards)
– “I’m in the first five positions.”
– “The colours of the letters are significant.
– “There is a typo: one O should be a U.” (this was unintentional).

It’s worth mentioning that the nature of the puzzle meant I had to devise a message of precisely 44 letters, which wasn’t at all easy. I didn’t want it to be grammatically strange, or use unfamiliar words, or be the sort of thing that wouldn’t jump out at him after he managed to decode portions of it. In the end I believe I chose something familiar – indeed expected – to make the task easier.

I started sending the cards in early September, and gave him until Thanksgiving to solve it for a prize (which was going to be a second wave of frog/toad cards). He didn’t solve it in time, so I extended the date and provided more hints. Eventually they became explicit to the point of almost giving things away: such as telling him that the colours of letters on adjacent cards matched (which massively reduces the potential combinations) or identifying certain two-card combinations. I issued an ultimate deadline of mid-January (2023). Alas, he failed to solve it.

Could you have solved it? Here’s the answer:

Confucios say Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.

I thought it was easy 🙂

Clear Files

Tuesday, April 16th, 2024

A ubiquitous type of Japanese collectible is the ‘clear file’. A plastic, printed equivalent to the ‘manila folder’ of the west, these are the cheapest example of otaku/anime merchandise and are available seemingly everywhere in Japan.

The most common type is shown above: a piece of printed thin plastic folded and sealed at one end to create a folder that opens diagonally. As with most merchandise in Japan, the manufacturing is top-notch, and they have a great smooth feel in your hands and the print quality is super high.

Over the many years we’ve been traveling to Japan we’ve been accumulating these, and now have almost 100. The above photo shows the variety of sizes we own, with the most common being the two in the top left, which are A4 (the kimono girl) and slightly larger. I’m sure there are many more sizes than those shown above – I’ve seen a few as big as a wall poster! – but easily 75% of ours are A4 size.

A decent selection of ours were ‘free’, such as the two above which were bonuses for buying packs of gum/chocolate at convenience stores. If I’m ever in a ‘konbini’ and they have a clear file offer, I’ll bend over backwards to buy whatever it takes to get the file. And no, I don’t know who the people on the above are either!

We have dozens of clear files showing pretty models, which frequently come free with manga magazines. When they do, it doesn’t raise the price of the magazine, which shows how cheap and disposable these things are.

They are frequently given as bonus items when you purchase games, such as the above that came with a Switch game. More than once I’ve been checking out in a Japanese shop and seen a pile of files behind the counter and seriously considered buying the game just to get one.

Girl models aside, the majority of ours are anime related, but files are available for just about anything it seems. There’s a very good chance I’ve bought you one (or more!) of these over the years, and I know such purchases have included animals (squirrels, owls), trains, food and Japanese scenic photos.

I bought the above at the Cup Noodles store in Yokohama. In fact I almost always buy a clear file when I’m in a souvenir shop since they can be so inexpensive: often only a few dollars.

The above is very clever. While I don’t play the Yu-Gi-Oh card game, I love that they made this file to look like a giant card. I wish they’d make a MtG basic land into a clear file!

Earlier this year at the Osaka Ultraman store I spent enough yen that I got to play a bonus game where I had to shoot a little dart gun at a target board. I won the above pop-art clear file of an alien in the Ultraman universe 🙂

Several years ago when we saw NJPW at Tokyo Dome, the above was a freebie if you signed up for life insurance. I played the dumb foreigner and successfully talked my way into a free one! The signature is a facsimile, and ever since getting this KLS and I have nicknamed this wrestler ‘clear file’.

Clear files are often prizes in Ichiban Kuji lotteries (which probably deserve a post of their own one day), and we have quite a few such as the G prize from a recent Uma Musume Kuji.

The above is a girl from the K-Pop band Twice. Bernard bought me this when we were last in Japan together, and one day when he has long forgotten about it I’ll send it to him for Christmas 🙂

Clear files are also available in gacha machines, and the above are two examples (the right is Shin Godzilla). These machines have evolved over the years, and these days the files they vend are usually A4 size.

If you thought the gacha ones looked impractically small, look at the above! This came in a blind pack with a stick of gum, sold like trading cards. The file is so small it can’t even hold a single cheque (remember them?); what’s this supposed to be used for?!

As far as favourites are concerned I have two. The first is the above Puzzdra file sent to me by Adam’s alliteratively-named sister AC. For a game as popular and long-lasting as Puzzdra there’s a dearth of merchandise and this file is special for that reason.

And no surprises I love the above. I really should get some more Ultraman files…

The most recent one we’ve obtained is the above, which came free with a manga weekly I bought in Japan. I’ve never heard of the series, and the mag was long tossed, but of course this file will remain in our ‘collection’ forever.

Oh, and I actually use these things! In fact this post was motivated by me replacing a very worn out one I use for school with a new one (above) taken from our collection 🙂

Ramen 24: It’s Ramen Men, Hallelujah!

Sunday, February 25th, 2024

We’re entering the fourth year of chicken ramen reviews, and I think it’s been about 60 unique products now. And yet I keep finding more. With no further ado then…

Kung Fu Artificial Chicken (350 Calories, 16 g fat, 1510 mg sodium)

I believe his is the first actual racist product I’ve reviewed, what with not only the ‘king fu’ name but also the claim it’s an ‘oriental’ product. But I believe this isn’t made for a western market, so it may be entirely innocent.

The ramen itself was abhorrent. The noodles were slimy and gelatinous, and while the taste was probably going for ‘roasted chicken’ it instead tasted sickly sweet and absolutely not what you want in a ramen. This was a terrible noodle product, and an easy -1/10.

Paldo Bowl Noodle Artificial Chicken (370 Calories, 13 g fat, 1547 mg sodium)

This may be the first Korean example seen on these pages. While they are big ramen-eaters, every other Korean chicken ramen I’ve seen is spicy, and I’m only reviewing the plain ones. This looked good until I opened the spice packet, which instantly made me suspect they had simply omitted the word ‘spicy’ on the packaging.

And yes, that was indeed the case! This was – for me – far too spicy and I found even a tiny sip unbearable. It also tasted nothing like chicken and more like (hot!) nacho cheese Doritos! KLS liked it, and said she’d have eaten it all were she hungry. I’ll say it’s probably a good spicy chicken ramen product, but I won’t score it since it’s not plain chicken 🙂

Ramen Express Chicken Ramen (190 Calories, 7 g fat, 670 mg sodium)

I tested the cup version of this back in the fourth installment and gave it a very low grade due to an extreme lack of taste. Surprise, surprise: this brick version is identical! While it has a generous flavour packet, once prepared there’s almost no flavour at all, and it’s just like eating boiled noodles. I’m puzzled as to why this product is sold this way, or who would choose it over virtually any other chicken ramen. Suffice to say it’s dreadful, and like it’s cup brother only worth 2/10.

I’ve learned to never say never again with regards to this series, but it’s been several months since the last installment. How many months until the next?

Dragons!

Saturday, February 10th, 2024

Today is Lunar New Year, and 2024 is the Year of the Dragon. This is traditionally an auspicious year, and those born under the sign of the dragon are said to be as charismatic and influential as the very dragons themselves!

As a fan of fantasy, obviously I’m a fan of dragons as well, and I like both western and eastern wyrms – as well as the fantasy archetype that is mostly an invention of the last half century. Today I thought I’d showcase some esteemed dragons from myth and fiction to honor these great beasts. How many of these do you know?

Shenlong is a dragon god from Chinese myth that has been described in stories and depicted in art for almost 1000 years. His domain is the sky, his gift is rain and his wrath is thunder and lightning. In ancient days people in many Asian nations would try to avoid angering him since his gifts were essential to agriculture, and an angry storm dragon god could wreak havoc on crops!

As one of the divine Chinese dragons of myth Shenlong had five claws instead of four, and as with almost all eastern dragons could fly, speak and change his shape to a human at will.

Ryujin (which literally translates to dragon god) is the Japanese deity of the ocean and all the creatures therein. An important Shinto deity, there are shrines across Japan to him to this day, especially in coastal areas.

Ryujin has a rich mythology and is said to be a direct ascendant of the Japanese imperial family. He has many fabulous powers, and as with many Japanese deities utilizes wondrous magical items such as a jewel he can use to control tides. He is believed to live at the bottom of a large lake near Kyoto.

Incidentally while Chinese and Japanese dragons resemble each other, you can tell them apart by their horns (Chinese look like deer, Japanese are straighter) and their claws (Chinese have four or five, Japanese have three).

The Beowulf Dragon is not the best-known character in the 1000+ year-old Germanic poem, but in some ways it became the most influential. After Beowulf defeated Grendel and Grendel’s mother, he settled into kingly life for decades until a dragon emerged and threatened his kingdom. Taking up his sword once again, he slew the dragon but was fatally wounded in the struggle.

Germanic dragons are the origin of what most of us think of when we hear the word ‘dragon’ today, and there are notable ones older than the one in this poem (such as Fafnir). But the un-named beast slain by Beowulf was the first example of the western dragon template that continues to this day: a large scaly winged reptile that breathes fire and covets gold and jewels. One author liked Beowulf’s dragon so much, he more or less used it himself when he wrote a book called…

The Hobbit was published 87 years ago and for many readers in the decades that followed Smaug was likely their first exposure to a dragon. He is the archetype of the modern dragon: the Beowulf beast turned into a true character with the intellect, vanity, power and fire-breathing his kind would eventually become known for.

Just as Tolkien was influenced to create Smaug, his creation would influence the fictional dragons of those that grew up reading The Hobbit. Not the least was Gary Gygax, who appropriated the Tolkienesque dragon as the model for the many dragons inhabiting the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the styles of which have essentially become the modern ‘dragon’.

Of course there are some other famous dragons I didn’t detail today – no doubt many of you wonder about the beast slain by St George – but I think this presents a brief snapshot of both eastern and western dragons and their origins.

You probably got a 2024 Japanese postcard from me with a dragon sticker on it: did you notice you could peel the dragon off the sticker to re-use, and there’s a second dragon underneath? Why not wish someone else a Happy New Year by sending them a little dragon sticker 🙂

May 2024 grant you the wisdom, health and fortune of the dragons!