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Highway Robbery

Wednesday, May 10th, 2017

On May The Fourth – aka “Star Wars day” – I purchased this:

Don’t let the size fool you. It’s a single pack of Star Wars trading cards. Not just any cards though, the premium ‘High-Tek’ series from late last year. Here’s the inside of the box:

Topps spares no expense on packaging do they? Here’s how big that single pack is:

Now here’s the evil truth: this single pack cost me $60. Sixty dollars. Sixty dollars! Also it was on sale (due to Star Wars day). It’s normally $75!!

So let’s look inside:

Eight cards. Eight. $60 for only eight trading cards. Admittedly they’re all plastic, but there’s only 8 of them, and they all look sameish, and all feature characters of dubious interest. 

I could go into lots of detail here about how the all-plastic nature of the set is actually a negative, or how these cards themselves aren’t even as good as the plastic chase cards in the Aus/UK Rogue One set (which was $1/pack!) but there’s really no need because they cost me $7.50 each and that’s highway robbery!

So why so expensive? It’s because each pack contains an autographed card. Here’s mine:

Yes dear readers, that’s the actual autograph of Jett “George is my dad” Lucas, legendary non-actor who played youngling Zett Jukassa in Episodes 1 and 2. I’m sure you remember his blink-and-you-miss-him character fondly.

Now instead of $60 for 8 cards, you could think of this as, say, $5 for 7 cards and $55 for this dudes autograph. Except the auto itself goes for about a tenner on eBay.

In short, this product is a total ripoff. Not worth it by any stretch for the cards themself, with an autograph of extremely questionable worth as my reward. I was taken for a ride by Topps πŸ™‚

Am I bitter or regretful? Of course not! To be honest I didn’t expect much going in, so in that sense it lived down to my expectations. Plus the gambling factor can’t be denied: I could have found this:

Or an autograph by Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, Daisy Ridley etc. Autographs by these main characters sell for $1000+ on eBay, and that’s the reason like a product such as this exists. It’s not even the most expensive SW trading card set!

So a total ripoff, which had a small chance of being amazing, but made a good blog post anyway πŸ™‚

Youtube Retro Gaming

Sunday, April 30th, 2017

If your a 21st century boy like me, you’ve turned your back on television and now watch content delivered almost entirely via internet streaming. As in Youtube and/or Twitch. I’m taking a moment here to plug some of my favourite creators, because you may enjoy them too.

A brief description though for the luddites out there who don’t know what I’m talking about (ie. born before 1970). It’s fairly common now for people to have ‘cut the cable’ which means no longer pay for television. In the USA almost no-one uses (or even knows about) TV delivered over the airwaves, so if you don’t pay for cable TV, you basically don’t have TV. This isn’t a problem though since many shows are available via the internet and you can watch them on your TV by connecting an internet-connected computer (or similar) to your set.

But in recent years people have been moving toward watching material created by ‘normal’ people and distributed via Youtube or a popular gaming site called Twitch. Viewership of these non-traditional entertainment channels has been skyrocketing and now rivals or (for certain demographics) exceeds viewership of traditional TV. And I suppose I am now one of these viewers. So here’s what I watch on Youtube…

Mamemeister

Mamemeister is a gaming geek in his mid 40s that lives in Scotland. He has created hundreds of Youtube videos about all sorts of games and game systems dating from the very early days to the relatively recent, with an emphasis on 8-bit UK computers. He’s relatively prolific, releases videos in numerous different series, is quite a character and reminds me a lot of myself. He’s also not very good at games, which can be a bit alarming to watch sometimes but quickly became part of his appeal for me.

Some representative examples:
One of his worst game ever videos (for Green Beret on C+4)
A chronicle of C64 game loaders (so much nostalgia!)
One of his ‘They did what’ series videos (Llamasoft in this case)

In addition to the above he’s done massive series on arcade games by year, on shooters by letter, and many different ’10 minute mashups’ where he just plays a random game for 10 minutes. I’ve watched almost everything he’s done and he’s probably my favourite streamer.

Kim Justice

Kim is another game streamer, again with an emphasis on 8-bit classic computing but very much inclusive of the 16-bit and later years. She produces immaculately researched, edited and scripted videos which range from relatively simple game reviews all the way up to lengthy multi-part documentaries on game companies, series or individuals. Incredibly watchable; try some of her videos if you have even a passing interest in video games.

Examples:
A documentary on ZX Spectrum cover tapes
75 minute documentary about Psygnosis
List of best/worst wrestling games

Much like Mamemeister, almost everything Kim does is worth watching. His multi-part documentaries in particular are fascinating, with subjects such as Peter Molyneux, Gremlin Graphics or Jack Tramiel. He’s also done a lengthy ‘A-Z of video games series’ which is equally great. If you like the above three I’m pretty sure you’ll like it all.

The Spectrum Show

This is a 60-episode series all about the ZX Spectrum. The creator – Paul Jenkinson – has done a fantastic job and although the content may be a bit dry for most, I binged it all (probably 40ish hours) in only 4 days! He goes into exhaustive – obsessive maybe! – detail about all things Spectrum, and it’s a wonderful celebration of nostalgia and love for the computer I most wanted to own but never did.

Example episodes:
An entire episode dedicated to Spectrum magazines (Episode 40)
A review of weird hardware (Episode 51)

Despite the above examples, if you are interested in this show I suggest watching in order. I myself can’t wait for the next series!

Nostalgia Nerd

All about computing nostalgia, this youtuber (as with the others) creates documentaries and showcases of old hardware and software, again with a UK slant. He strays away from gaming more than the others, but at the same time tends to feature more obscure or interesting one-off videos. He may not produce as much as say Kim or Mamemeister, but I still watch almost everything he does.

Examples of his more unusual videos:
Creating and testing a thermometer attachment for a C64
Connecting an ancient phone to the internet
Running a Y2K test in 2017

Although I didn’t include any examples, his game content is top-tier too. Check out his recent doco on the ‘Rise Of The Triad’ game for example.

Techmoan

This guy had loads of subscribers and you may already know about him. He makes video documentaries about ‘the best and worst of technology’ which are exquisitely made and extremely watchable. I particularly enjoy his videos on old or obsolete technology. If you have even a passing interest, check him out and get hooked.

Example of obscure tech documentaries (he covers brand new stuff too!):
Minidiscs (I was a big fan!)
A calculator watch from 1977
Atari music visualizer (this one is just for you Sue!)

Don’t you love the crisp, white backdrops he uses? Techmoan is a strange name though, he obviously loves it all; the weirder and older the better πŸ™‚

There are a few others I watch, mostly system specific stuff (such as Xyphoe for Amstrad) but these are the ones for which I pretty much watch everything they put out. Between all of them there’s a few hours every week, so it’s an easy replacement for TV.

We’re also getting a bit into Twitch streaming as well… but that’s another post πŸ˜‰

The Great Easter Chocolate Battle

Tuesday, April 25th, 2017

I have fond childhood memories of large foil-wrapped chocolate Easter eggs, and this year I bought some for old times sake.

Here then, a brief review. 


I’m a Cadbury fan from way back, and a maniac consumer of their ‘mini eggs’ so even at $7, the above was irresistible. 

But as you can see, the reality was quite underwhelming. The egg contained only four mini eggs, and they were all broken! Even worse, the egg itself was awful, a criminal example of Hershey branding some of their own vomitous ‘chocolate’ as Cadbury. (Hershey licenses Cadbury brand here, and don’t use the Cadbury formula for all products they label with the name.)

In short: a terribly disappointing product and a rip-off to boot. A good amount of it went into the trash…


This was $10, a Lindt egg packaged with a generous amount of truffle eggs. The price was high (I could have bought two medium Lindt rabbits for the same money) but the packaging was lovely!

But the egg was delicious! Every bit as good as you’d expect; wonderful creamy Lindt chocolate with varying thickness depending on how it set just like I remember. I ate this like a fiend and loved every morsel. The little eggs were too rich for me, but the product was great even without them!

So a very clear winner here: the Lindt egg smashed the Cadbury one into the ground. What more needs to be said?

Well…


I also picked up the above (for $5). I was very hesitant upon opening it, recalling the evil taste of the ‘fakebury’ egg I’d cast into the trash the day before, but this rabbit was sublime.

Here it was: the beloved Cadbury taste. The best chocolate in the world in the shape of a lovely Easter bunny. Every bite was bliss, and even better it made me forget the awful egg.

So in the end Easter was saved! It was a lot of chocolate though. I may have to cut back next year πŸ˜‰

Ten More Treasures

Thursday, April 20th, 2017

I’m in the middle of a lengthy reorganization of our ‘library’ room, which contains 6 bookshelves and loads of books, toys and other stuff. I spend a lot of time in this room doing my crafting and hobbie stuff and I’ve wanted to reorganize it for years.

This has entailed throwing away some books (and magazines, of which I had scads), putting others in storage, and generally moving stuff around. It’s taken ages, been harder than I thought, but has at the same time been a lot of fun since I’ve ‘rediscovered’ so much stuff I had almost forgotten I owned or simply hasn’t had the attention it deserved.

This then is a post containing ten items that live in the room. All unusual, all treasured, and all still getting a featured position in the reorganized library πŸ™‚

PS2 Slime controller (2005). This is a fully functional PlayStation 2 controller modeled after the famous slime from the Dragon Quest series. I bought it when it came out but never used it much since it’s uncomfortable to hold. Over the years it’s become a bit sticky since it has a rubber surface and while it’s appreciated in value it’ll just sit smiling on my shelf for ever πŸ™‚

Viewtiful Joe bobblehead (2003). This was a promotional item given away with early purchases of the game. It’s ceramic, looks like a bootleg and the head is a bit too heavy for the spring. It’s weird and has been a shelf fixture for over a decade. Amusingly this item is now ‘worth’ more than the game on eBay!

Darth Maul cookie jar (1999). I’ve mentioned this before on the blog; it was my first (and last? ever QVC purchase and is still my favourite piece of Phantom Menace merchandise. It’s fairly large (about 20 cm tall) but impractical for storage so for me it’s always been decorative. Another item that has appreciated in value.

A tiny castle (?). I don’t know where or when I got this but it may very well date to my teenage years. Items like this (and little dragons) were somewhat common decades ago and I always liked them and used to own a few. Alas this is my only one now and I love it. Incidentally if you ever see anything like this (the very small size is important) it may make a good gift…

Bootleg R2 droid figure (?). I got this in England last year, specifically by trading tickets for it in an arcade in Margate. I like R2 figures, and something about this one – with its wrong colours and mismatched leg lengths – is endearing. Although 100% bootleg, this is a key item in my Star Wars collection πŸ™‚

Burger King bobblehead (2006). These were sold at Burger King to promote the Super Bowl over a decade ago! It’s so weird I love it. Another item that is ‘worth’ (on eBay) several times what I paid for it.

R2-D2 plastic mug (2012). This was sold (and may still be today) at the Disney movie park in Florida. It’s gigantic, and yes I found space for it in my suitcase when we visited 5 years ago πŸ™‚

Dragonlance stained glass (1997). These were sold for $90 exclusively at the Gen-Con convention in 1997. I bought this a couple of years ago for much less at a local shop, and the seller had had it since she bought it at Gen Con back when they were sold! It’s quite pretty, made of painted glass with real metal lines between the colours. I’d like to hang it but it’s quite heavy and I don’t have an appropriate window so it rests against the wall. It’s tough to find these (there were three designs) for sale now but they seem to go for a premium.

Darth Maul glass ornament (2010?). It’s hard to find info on this online. I’m pretty sure I bought it at Target, which means it should have been fairly common, but I can’t find any on auction or sold online so I’m not exactly sure when it came out. It’s a highly detailed blown glass Christmas ornament modeled (again) after Darth Maul from Star Wars. It’s super creepy but also lovely and another treasure in my SW collection. No I’ve never put it in the Christmas tree!

This Doctor Who trading card (1996). This is card #26 from the 1996 Cornerstone Doctor Who card set. I’ll admit my memories of how I obtained this are clouded… can one of you fill me in? (No I didn’t write that outrageous slander on the card!)

My next goal is to organize the attic. Lord knows what I may find up there! If I ever get around to it, you can expect to see some very unusual ‘treasures’ here once I’m done!

Oz vs USA: The Great Bug Battle

Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

SMC recently asked me: “What sort of insects do you get in your garden?” A simple question indeed, but what memories it brought back! Being outdoors in Australia, especially in summer and especially near (or working with) plants always means being around insects, but things are quite different here. I could go outside and cut down bushes or plant flowers or just mow the lawn for an hour or more and never see a single insect. And when I do they’re rarely amazing or scary or beautiful or dangerous like the sorts of things I remember from my youth!

So let’s have a faceoff, comparing categories in terms of common garden insects. You can decide which garden wins!

Lepidoptera (Butterflies, Moths etc)

The simple fact is that butterflies and moths seem more common in Australia than they are here in the northeast. My guess is winter has something to do with this (and Florida may be full of butterflies) but they are uncommon enough here that whenever I see one it’s noteworthy. And when that happens, they are usually small and not particularly colourful. Of course butterflies are always pretty, but I recall much more spectacular examples in my youth than I see here. Australian moths always seemed larger and – if this doesn’t sound strange – scarier than those I see here. Overall moths are more common in our garden than butterflies.

That’s a wooly bear moth, probably the most common garden moth I see in these parts. It’s not the most exotic (that would be hemaris thysbe, that we saw once in our garden back in Marcy) but it’s pretty enough and has a lovely fluffy caterpillar! If I were to think of the most common butterfly/moth in my garden, it’s probably this guy. You read a list of common NY state butterflies and moths here.

That’s the common crow butterfly, apparently one of the most common in Australia. It’s inedible, so birds avoid it. I remember these guys everywhere in my youth. It’s not the prettiest butterfly, but it’s fairly large and very striking!

Blattodea (cockroaches)

No contest; Australia wins hands down. During any single one of my annual trips to Oz I see more cockroaches than I have probably seen during my nearly 25 years here in the US. Plus the Australian ones are larger, more mobile and in general more handsome than the little guys I’ve seen here.

Odonata (dragonflies etc.)

I’d say these are reasonably-to-very rare in the garden, but then we don’t live particularly close to enough water. When we see them they’re usually small and drably coloured. As a youth we lived near creeks a few times and dragonflies were therefore reasonably common in our garden (and I used to enjoy hunting the larvae in the creeks). In general I remember Australian dragonflies being quite vibrantly coloured and more abundant than what I see here. (As an aside, NSW apparently has about 300 species of dragonflies compared to NY state having about 190, only 80 of which are ‘common’.)

Orthoptera (grasshoppers and crickets)

Grasshoppers are very rare here. I’m actually struggling to remember the last time I saw one! In Australia they are bonkers common, and indeed were one of my favourite ‘bug catcher’ targets as a kid (read this post). Many were the times when I caught grashoppers as big as my palm, and would study them for hours before releasing them. Here’s the most common type (called common, hedge or giant grasshopper), which is about 5 cm long but can grow to almost twice that and seemed to be abundant everywhere during the summers down under:

There are many other types in Australia as well of all shapes and sizes, including the green guys with long ‘horns’ (as I called them as a child), the grass pyrgomorph:

As I said I’m struggling to think of any grasshoppers I’ve ever seen in the garden here, much less at all. But crickets… crickets are common… just not ever seen!

That’s a field cricket, a little (<2 cm) guy that is probably the most common insect in our backyard. We rarely ever see them since they are nocturnal, but we hear them in mid summer when they start to chirp. Sometimes it seems the yard is full of crickets so loud is the chirping, and it’s a lovely sound to drift off to sleep to. I’m sure Australia has chirping crickets as well, but I don’t remember anything like the intensity we get up here in the northeast.

As with many insects they can’t survive the winter, so the chirping is only for a little while. It’s a rite of summer, and one we always look forward to and enjoy.

Mantodea (praying mantis etc.)

Another class of insect that is common in Australian gardens but very rare to the point of nonexistent here. I’m struggling to recall if I’ve ever seen one in my garden yet feel quite familiar with them due to my exposure in the gardens of my youth. They are not nonexistent in NY state, just (apparently) not particularly common.

Australia is (in)famous for the abundance and size of both praying mantissa (yes I invented that plural) and stick insects (see below) and I was fascinated by them as a child. Praying mantis in particular ranged from tiny little guys that fit on the tip of your finger through to the ‘king mantis’ easily as big as your open hand. I remember putting them on my shirt and marveling at how they would grab on with their claws when you tried to lift them off.

Phasmatodea (stick insects etc.)

This one is another no brainer. Not only does the NY state garden fail miserably at delivering even a single stick insect (to the best of my memory), but the Australia garden only need to contribute one competitor for an easy win. Ladies and gentleman, may I present the goliath stick insect:

There are a lot of stick insects in Oz, ranging from the tiny to the monstrous (like the above). They are common – or were when I was a kid – and while the goliaths were rare in the garden (apparently they prefer to live high in a trees canopy) we saw them from time to time. More common were brown ones that weren’t much smaller but would nearly perfectly camouflage themselves as twigs.

Hymenoptera (bees, wasps & ants)

This category would be the one with the smallest difference between Australian and US gardens in my opinion. When I do see an insect, it’s almost always (maybe 75% of the time) a bee, wasp or ant. Most are unremarkable, especially the ants, and most just walk/buzz around doing their own thing.

That’s a bumblebee, which are fairly common in our garden in summer. We have a specific bush in our backyard that seems to attract them when it’s in flower, and they are also fans of black-eyed-susan flowers which we have a lot of. I love their loud buzzing, and the fact that they happily continue their work seemingly oblivious (or at least unconcerned) of me as I watch them. Plus they’re cute!

That’s a yellowjacket, a type of wasp very common here. Several years ago some of these even tried to kill me! As a result I am wary of these guys, who build nests on our around our house every year and always make me run away when I see them in the garden πŸ™‚

Diptera (flies)

Again, Australia wins hands down. Flies are rare here in the northeast, so much so it’s remarkable to see one (especially indoors). My memories of summer in Australia are not complete without swarms of flies and I can assure you since I only just recently returned from there they are still common today πŸ™‚

Hemiptera (true bugs)

Australia wins hands down. While we get the occasional cicada here, they are not a ‘rite of summer’ (to quote myself!) as they are in Oz. If I could import any insect en masse, it would certainly be cicadas. (I wrote about them here.)

Coleoptera (beetles)

After bees/wasps/ants, I’d say this is the second most common category of insect we see in gardens here. In fact, beetles may be even more common proportionally than in Australia. That said the variety doesn’t seem as profound, and indeed the following three types represent the majority of beetles we see in our garden:

Ladybugs are fairly common, and pretty much the same as the ones I’ve seen in Oz or for that matter anywhere in the world. Back when we owned the house in Marcy they spawned in the woods out back one time and we had swarms of them in our yard. Thousands of them, and obviously many of them got into the house as well. Since they are pretty and harmless little guys this was no problem, and for a few days we were ladybug central. I’ve never seen an abundance quite like that since.

Japanese beetles are the scourge of American gardens, and so common that you can go to the store and purchase any number of products specifically designed to prevent (or kill) them. They descend on plants and ruin them in a few days, and KLS hates them! I’m sure they are equally common in Australia, only I don’t remember them in favour of the (bigger and prettier) Christmas Beetles.

Fireflies are common here in late summer, and we often see them in the backyard blinking at night. While they exist in Australia, I don’t remember ever seeing any before coming to the US, and the first few times I spotted them I was dazzled. It’s fun to try to catch these guys, since the flash – while bright – is short enough that if the firefly is flying around randomly you never manage to actually reach him. I’ve caught a few though, and watched them flash in my hand from close-up before releasing them. Lovely, pretty little things and a welcome visitor to our backyard.

I could go on into more exotic categories (such as Plecoptera or Diplura) but this is (more than!) enough and covers the common differences. I also avoided spiders, since as everyone knows Australia just beats every other countries gardens down into the ground in that category!

So the take-away: The variety, freqency, size and even quality of backyard insects in Oz eclipses America, at least in my experience. But certain star players – the crickets and fireflies for instance – mean that the gardens here don’t lack insect charm of their own.

Besides, you may hate bugs. In which case you probably should avoid ever thinking about moving to Australia πŸ™‚