It’s my dad’s birthday today. He’s 79 years old. Every year I try to catch up to him, but he always seems to remain 37 years ahead of me…
Happy birthday dad! I wish I could be there and buy you a beer π
It’s my dad’s birthday today. He’s 79 years old. Every year I try to catch up to him, but he always seems to remain 37 years ahead of me…
Happy birthday dad! I wish I could be there and buy you a beer π
For Christmas, I received a most wonderful item from Doctor Florence (aka. The Great Bear of the Northwest). Specifically, I received this:
“Useless Box“? What is that? All will be revealed…
There’s actually a funny story behind this gift! I had purchased one myself for JBF for Christmas, and when it had arrived I committed the evil sin of covetousness and very nearly ‘stole’ his for myself. My good nature won out though, and it was wrapped and put under the tree. I was super happy when I ended up getting one of my own from SFL! In short: this was a perfect gift π
I made it yesterday. The suggested assembly time was 1.5 hours, but it took me at least double that. During construction I ruined:
– my eyes (due to me needing a new prescription)
– my fingers (due to friction from jewellers screwdriver handles and a soldering iron burn)
– my back (due to bending over the tiny pieces putting them together
But despite the endless and soul-wracking pain, this was one of the most enjoyable builds I have ever done!
That’s me being a technomancer there, soldering the toggle switch to the PCB. There was actually quite a bit of soldering required, since none of the wires came attached. Here’s the finished circuit:
You can see a motor, a PCB, a toggle switch and a pressure switch. What could it all do?
The box itself is made of thick laser-cut plastic, and is assembled using a very clever T-connection system (via nuts and bolts). The machining of the parts is superb, and it all went together smoothly, seamlessly and very easily. Here’s the nearly-finished box:
And here’s the final product, both closed and opened to show the inside:
I finished it! I made it with no mistakes, and it worked perfectly first time. As you can see when it is closed there is a just a switch poking out. So what happens when you switch it on? This happens:
Yes my friends, the box – when switched on – switches itself off! It’s only goal in life is to turn itself off if anyone happens to turn it on. The very definition of a useless item…
…and I love it!
One of the advantages of getting older is you get more stuff for your birthday. Once you reach the wizened age of 42 though, this becomes somewhat of a curse as you find yourself inundated with gifts. Where do I put all this stuff?!?
So what was under the ‘birthday bush’ this year? Well, many things. But I suppose they all have something in common in that they are gifts that suggest a certain refined appreciation of particular hobbies by the recipient. In other words, otaku madness.
This first item sums it up well I think. Imagine the scene: me tearing into a shipping envelope and exclaiming “Finally!” upon removing a tattered copy of this 30-year-old gamebook:
How many others would have done the same? As it turns out someone had bought me not one, not two, but eighteen gamebooks for my collection. What a start to the festivities!
The came the games. I had bought myself The same person had bought me games for the Wii U (Super Luigi and Marvelous 101), 3DS (Bravely Default and Rune Factory 4), PS3 (FF13: Lightning Returns, Tales of Xilia and Never Dead). These would keep me busy for months! Then KLS herself got me a PS Vita and several games (Persona 4 and Ys: Memories of Celceta – the collectors edition no less). The birthday sun shined high in the sky.
More books followed! I went on a bender and Someone bought me a veritable scad of RPG manuals with an emphasis on monster manuals. I’ve flipped through several of the pathfinder books so far and am very much looking forward to them. I also got graphic novels (Judge Dredd and Conan), art books (Drizzt series) and this gem:
That’s Ramsey Campbell’s first book, originally published way back in 1964 (I have the 2013 reprint). It’s an important milestone in the Cthulhu Mythos, and incredibly I’ve never read it. Happy me π
“Books, shmooks!” you say, “What about the models?”
Happy to oblige! Let’s start with this, since I got it from no less than three people:
It’s one of those metal models I love. And it’s a good thing I like making them, since I got about ten different ones!
As far as plastic models, I got two tanks, a dinosaur (!) and… well this:
Yes my friends, that’s a Zoid kit. There’s a story here actually. Back in January I was in a hobby store in Sydney and saw an amazing Zoid Gorilla kit. It was so big and so impressive and if it wasn’t for the fact that I am deeply disturbed by apes, I would have had to have it. Fast forward a month or so and I’m searching online and discover that there is an incredible series of Zoid cat model kits. Needless to say, one thing led to another and I bought it for myself someone got it for me for my birthday π
Was there an even more impressive model under the tree? Oh yes there was:
Forget the Death Star! Forget the Imperial Shuttle Tydirium! This is the mother of all Lego kits and is now mine!!! Almost 3000 pieces! 60×40 cm! Where the hell will I put it?!? JABF got this for me, and I can’t wait to make it. Expect detailed photos on this very blog when I do!
Believe it or not there was more! A ring! A thermometer! A shark! Pants! Other stuff! Along with a mountain of other Blu-Rays and DVDs I even (finally) got myself a copy of my favourite film from 1996:
I can’t wait to watch it π
So another year is behind me, and I have received and – let’s face it – bought myself a mountain of entertainment to celebrate. I can’t wait to read/watch/play/build it all…
I wasn’t planning on doing another of these posts so soon but I got a PS Vita for my birthday. This was the final nail in the PSP coffin (so to speak), so since I found myself packing the PSP away into the ‘permanent collection’ I thought it was a good time to do a retrospective of the many years of enjoyment it has given me.
In December 2004, Sony released their first handheld console, the Playstation Portable, or PSP. I bought one on launch day in the US, March 24, 2005. It cost me $249.99 and I also bought Lumines, a puzzle game.
At launch, this was an extremely impressive device. It had a beautiful screen, wi-fi connectivity, was the first handheld with an analogue stick and used media with far more capacity than the cartridges Nintendo were using for their Gameboy Advance and DS systems. The PSP also launched very shortly after the DS, and was initially a much more impressive unit. The future looked rosy indeed for Sony.
Furthermore, the Universal Media Discs (UMD) that the PSP used were being used to sell movies and TV shows as well, and Sony wasted no time marketing the PSP as an all-in-one device. Customers showed little interest in buying movies though, and this market was soon abandoned and the PSP was devoted to being a game system.
Within a few years western support for the device as a game system had cooled as well. More and more tier-1 console franchises saw their PSP versions canceled or never announced, and it became more a console for translated Japanese games. In other words, it became heaven to an otaku like myself! The PSP more and more became the console for RPGs, shooters or other quirky games that would have been too risky to release on PS3. I lapped them all up, and I loved the thing.
Some examples:
R-Type Tactics (2008) – A tactical based shooter set in the R-Type universe. Unique, difficult and very playable!
Metal Gear AC!D (2005) – The second game I purchased for the PSP was this crazy tactical card game set in the Metal Gear universe. Incredibly entertaining, very replayable and for my money the second best Metal Gear game yet (after its sequel)!
Patapon (2008) – A rhythm RPG in which you control an army of Patapon’s against many fierce beasts. The graphics are in silhouette, the music charming and the gameplay surprisingly deep. A landmark PSP series (there are two sequels) that I’ll remember forever.
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together (2011) – If you look back on my list of favourite games of all time, this one (which originally came out for SNES in 1995) is one of them. The best version by far is the PSP re-release from 2011. This game is so packed with content I feel I could play it forever…
Of course no mention of the PSP library would be complete without the recognition of one particular series, and that would be Monster Hunter. Capcom’s juggernaut series was first released for PS2, but didn’t explode until it came out on PSP. Suddenly Japanese players discovered they could easily hunt monsters together via this portable system, and in the years that followed the launch of Monster Hunter Portable (Freedom in the west) in 2006 the sales of the PSP would get a large bump with each new Monster Hunter game.
I was – still am – addicted to the series, and played them all for many, many hours. To this day, I suspect Monster Hunter Freedom Unite (aka Portable 2g) is the portable game I have played more than any other, with a save file somewhere near 400 hours (not including the ~130 hours on the old savefiles that were imported from previous versions).
In 2007 Sony released a new model of the PSP – called the PSP Slim – that I bought on release day. It was lighter and had a better screen and longer battery life. In 2009 they also released a version called the PSP Go that was digital only and did not include the UMD drive, which meant it couldn’t play any of the existing games unless you repurchased them digitally. This was a tremendously bad idea and unsurprisingly it failed miserably, being withdrawn from the market within six months.
The writing was on the wall for the device in the west even then, and the last few years have seen few new game releases, especially in physical versions. The last UMD-based game released in the west came out last November (I bought it), over a year after the PSP’s replacement device (the PS Vita) was released.
During the years I purchased 102 different PSP games. Here’s a shot of most of my collection:
The PSP had no lockout, which meant games worked no matter where you bought them. About 15% of my collection is from Japan, Australia or the UK. I also have a decent amount of promotional UMDs (thanks AW!) also strangely some of these don’t work on either of my systems. Compared to my game collection as a whole, the PSP ranks sixth in terms of total games owned.
One of the PSPs strengths – the physical drive – is also a weakness. I haven’t used my original PSP in years, but around the time I purchased the slim model the original was demonstrating loading issues. And in the last year or so the springs on the UMD drive on my slim model have weakened, and occasionally discs take an excessive time loading. Were the PSP to continue as a viable device, I imagine I would have had to purchase a new one soon. I do wonder how playable they will be in the years to come.
For now, everything you see above is being sealed inside the pink storage box and put away. I can thank my PSP’s for nine years and thousands of hours of fun. In my opinion the PSP is one of the best handheld systems ever made.