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Fan Boy

Friday, April 6th, 2012

Did you ever join a fan club?

Remember those things? In the pre-Internet days you could often send off some money to become a member of a ‘fan club’ for a movie, or TV show, or band or sports team. They were quite common and, I imagine, quite popular. Of course they’ve all turned into facebook pages now, but I was recently thinking of how much quainter and special it seemed to be to actually get something in the mail from (someone probably only tangentially associated with) the band or brand you were a fan of.

Thinking back to my youngest days, I don’t recall actually sending off to join a fan club. I remember seeing the solicitations, in magazines or comics or even on TV. I’m sure there were some I wanted to join but for various reasons (probably the fact they were all in the UK or the USA) I never actually sent off for any.

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Until 1991 that is! That was during my second year of college. I’d somehow established myself as the editor/updater of one of the most complete and extensive Depeche Mode discographies in the world, and was maniacal about getting my hands on as big a collection of DM (vinyl) records as possible. Somewhat irked that I’d missed out on a certain promo record available to UK fan club members several years before, I knew I just had to joint the US fan club in 1991 since the next issue of their magazine came with a free Flexi of a (then) unreleased song. So I sent off the money – in the form of international reply coupons – and within a few weeks was the happy recipient of the magazine and the flexidisc.

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I still have both, somewhere. The above photo (which I found online) shows the pair, which these days is worth a pretty pennyΒ  (over US$100, according to online auctions). As it turns out, membership in the US DM fan club was a loose term, since the magazines were sold issue-by-issue and there wasn’t much else that the club could offer to non-Americans (or non-Californians, to be precise). So I never sent them money again.

Anyway this emboldened me, and very shortly afterwards I sent off to join the brand new Fields Of The Nephilim fan club after seeing an advert in Melody Maker. In time a brown envelope arrived in the mail from the UK (this was in ’92) containing a very pretentious but nicely assembled fanzine that contained some awful hippy-ish material written by proto-goth’s but very little actual news about the band. And a solicitation to send more money!

Unbeknownst to me at the time, KLS was also a member of this fan club. In fact we would both remain members throughout it’s entire existence (about 3 years), during which time I would move to the USA and the club’s offerings would become increasingly apologetic since the band had broken up and nothing new was forthcoming and – oh by the way – here’s some lovely glossy photos of the band in their prime!

I still have every issue (2 copies of each in fact) and all the assorted paraphernalia that was sent with them. Here’s a photo I just took:

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Fans of FoTN will recognize the script on the left page there, since it was used extensively on their later albums. Amusingly, some of the letters sent to us by the fan club were written in this script, including one hand-written missing letting me know they were unable to accept my cheque since it was not drawn in sterling. I wonder if that was the same person that did the script for the album sleeves?

In 1996 KLS and I joined the ‘official’ X-Files fan club. I have no recollection as to how we found out about it, but membership came with (amongst other things) personalized FBI badges, a magazine, glossy photos and a booklet of merchandise for sale. I still have it all somewhere, although my fruitless attempts to find it for this blog suggest it’s packed away somewhere in the attic. I seem to recall this club was – once again – something that promised far more than it delivered, and was troubled by long delays and lack or any information about the show. We never extended our membership, such that it was, and I don’t even remember what seemed so compelling about the club that caused us to join in the first place.

The last club I joined – and it was probably about the same time as the above – was the official Star Wars fan club. I joined this mostly to get Star Wars Insider magazine, which at that time (mid ’90s) was not yet available on newsstands. So it was basically a magazine subscription with bonuses masquerading as a fan club. That said, it was absolutely worth it at the time, since every issue came in a big envelope packed with all sorts of bonus items including posters, stickers, a cloth patch and other things I don’t recall. I was a member for a few years, until the prequels started up and the magazine went to the newsstands (and even then I continued to buy it for a long time).

And that was that. A brief, perhaps 5 year flirtation with fanclubs is all that this lifelong fanboy can claim. If even I didn’t join every club I could, then who did? Were they ever truly successful? Did they ever truly deliver? And more importantly, were they ever better – from a fan’s point of view – than just writing to the artist directly?

Because I did the latter. Twice actually. And my results were astonishing. But I’ll save that for another entry πŸ˜‰

The Last Plane Out Of Sydney’s Almost Gone

Friday, February 24th, 2012

I hadn’t heard this song in perhaps 20 years, but got a copy when I was in Australia earlier this year.

It’s so good. So sad. So powerful. It’s about a Vietnam vet who’s not the same after the war and turns to a destructive life, but for me it’s all about memories of going to workers clubs and pubs with friends back in the very late 1980s and early 90’s. Nostalgia I guess. It was always playing, and people would always sing along (especially when drunk). Back in those days I hated the song. Now I love it.

I could listen to it all day.

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

What did you do on June 22, 2006? Don’t remember, do you? I know what I did, I played World of Warcraft. I know this because on that day I made the very first entry on this blog. And that’s special because today is the day I make the 1000th entry πŸ™‚

1000 entries in five and a half years! That’s almost exactly one every two days. It’s been going so long now that even I can’t remember most of what I have put on it. So I’m going to take today as a sort of ‘best of’ of my blog. After all, aren’t the nostalgic posts the best ones?

A few facts and figures first. There are 1000 posts in 14 categories that include a total of 3064 images. 705 comments have been made by a scant few 8 commentators. Since it has been impossible to create accounts for 5+ years this number is not likely to change soon. However there are three commentators out there that have never added a comment…

Here’s the timeline of significant blog events:

Sep 30, 2006:Β  This nostalgic post about old homes,Β  opened my eyes to using the blog as a sort of nostalgia tool and is what I consider to be a turning point. The post is worth clicking through today, not just for a re-read but also to see how much Google Earth imagery has improved in five years (compare to yesterday’s entry for instance).

Nov 18, 2006: It’s almost hard to believe now, but Yossi was once small.

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Feb 14, 2007: An unspectacular post about a blizzard, and my pains (manually) clearing away the snow. Why do I cite this? It was clear by now the blog had become a part of my life: why else would I have taken such pains to document such a task, especially getting KLS to come outside as well just to take photos of me?!

May 12, 2007: First post dedicated to a movie review (Ultraman: The Next). Even today such dedicated posts are rare, but they’re usually good πŸ™‚

May 21, 2007: First post from a phone. Ignore the title, I was testing the functionality so I could blog from Hawaii.

July 16, 2007: Still one of my all-time favourite posts about a specific game. This tale is 100% true. What a great day that was!

August 27, 2007: Great post about Dragon mag and an old RPG for two reasons. 1) My first ‘retro RPG post’, 2) AW’s comment πŸ™‚

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Pixels In My Eyes: This post, made in late August 2007, is, in my opinion, the best I’ve ever written for the blog. I don’t remember much about the creation of this post, but given that I very rarely plan any post beyond an idea, I expect I just wrote it all down as I thought of it with little revision. This is one of a very few incredibly personal posts about my thoughts that I’ve put out here for all to see, and even today when I read it it makes me powerfully nostalgic. This also happens to be the most-commented entry in the entire life of this blog.

Dec 31, 2007: First ever post from Australia. This was during the first of my (soon to be four) solo Australia vacations.

The Ten Worst Photos Of Me Ever Taken: What a post! This one will never go out of style. I love that I did this and it was well received. By the way, don’t I look a little like the Ancient Aliens guy in #8?

June 25, 2008: I wrote this post about cockfighting when I was in Puerto Rico, as a laugh. I later found out more than a few people actually believed it. I was surprised. I guess I can be convincing πŸ™‚

Dec 12, 2008: Funny cellphone entry made during the ice storm that killed out power for a few days. I don’t think I was faking that facial expression…

Jan 10, 2009: There have been many World of Warcraft posts on the blog (including, as I said, the very first one) but this one, describing a 54 minute long fight between me and a single raid boss, is my favourite. I can’t wait to start playing WoW again in the new year!

Jan 31, 2009: Read the text, look at the picture, read the comments πŸ™‚

Feb 8, 2009: I’m citing this because it is a very, very fond memory – the first time I got to meet a Doctor Who. He was a truly gracious person and I remember this fondly.

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May 30, 2009: This is the most controversially titled blog post ever. Happily it is not without factual basis, and that’s not the only thing in this particular entry that demonstrates why we love Japan so much. We need to return…

June 6, 2009: This post can claim a lot. Not only is it full of Rilakkuma, but it also introduces my most-watched youtube video (over 45,000 views to date) and includes a now-legendary photo of me and Emi at the very end.

Doctor Who Video Games: Still my most-viewed post, and the number one source of redirects to this blog from Google. This was heavily researched when I wrote it, since I could find no such list online. Today this actual post is linked from a Wikipedia article πŸ™‚

Dec 22, 2009: The infamous ‘trojan cake‘ event. Still a good and funny story πŸ™‚

April 3, 2010: Hyperbolic post made from my cellphone when I was in line to buy an iPad on launch day.

June 22, 2010: This recipe post has my favourite opening line of any post I’ve ever made. I wonder if I should do more recipe entries?

July 28, 2010: My favourite post from England. Lovely Blackpool, in the rain. I’ll be back there one day.

October 21, 2010: A ghost story. Although my language may be flowery, you’d be surprised by how little I embellish the stories I post on this blog (and believe me, there are many others to come).

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The Wish: A disturbing post, strangely real and incredibly melancholic. I was clearly in a funk that day, and this was the result. I’ll be honest and say I am proud of it, and I think it’s a powerful piece. But as with Pixels In My Eyes, these sorts of entries will probably come along only once ever 4 or 5 years.

April 25, 2011: For those that doubt my game-otaku-dom has reached the highest level! Going through the blog like I have, it’s remarkable how many game-related posts about truly arcane topics there are here. Even I’m impressed by my gaming knowledge and enthusiasm!

Tales From Green Hell (Part 1 & Part 2): I was so proud of these posts! To show off some spectacular photos supplied by my parents was a thrill. You can expect more like these in the future.

November 22, 2011: My other source of great pride this year.

Over five years is a long to time to keep this up, and 1000 posts is a lot of words. At times – including very recently – I have debated stopping and closing it once and for all, but it’s become a part of my life I feel I’d miss were it to end.

Given that I’m not close to running out of ideas, I don’t really see Robot Claw closing up shop any time soon πŸ™‚

Time To Get Homesick Again

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

In July 1990, I saw Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds at the Enmore Theatre in Newtown. Later that year (August 31 to be precise) I saw Depeche Mode on their first (and still only?) Australian tour. That was at the Hordern Pavilion.

The best was yet to come. May 12, 1992, I saw Nick Cave again at the Hordern. I went with a girl named Caraid, who I barely knew. I think she was smitten with me. I didn’t care – I was just there to see Nick Cave πŸ™‚

Or maybe it was Sue, and I went to DM with Cara? I can hardly remember… it’s been 20 years!

Anyway that second Cave show was an amazing concert. I was seated to the side of the stage, fairly close, but unusually at an angle where we could see into these raised viewing boxes just above and behind the stage. The support act was The Beasts Of Bourbon, and I vividly recall seeing Nick himself in one of those viewing boxes dancing with a baby in his arms as Tex Perkins belted out an amazing cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. What a show!

I used to go and see all sorts of bands all the time in Newcastle. It was something I enjoyed and was used to. Even little amateur bands were fun to watch. The big ones that I idolized were magic, but of course they never (or rarely) came to Newcastle. I did see quite a few Australian bands though. I’m pretty pleased that – even if I may have not appreciated it at the time – I saw INXS once at a free Australia Day concert. I saw a few other bands I wasn’t really a fan of, such as They Might Be Giants and Einsturzende Neubauten (a one-off gig that occurred when Nick Cave was touring Australia in prhaps ’91). That last one I remember as being a bit scary…

Then in America it all stopped. I remember once thinking that here in the states you could just go and see any band whenever you wanted (which was novel since few international bands ever toured Australia in those days) but the opposite seemed to be true. Of course bands would play NYC here and there, but over the years I can count the number of concerts I considered attending on maybe one hand.

I’d like to see Rammstein one day. But I bet I never will πŸ™‚

Das ist nicht mein Land

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Have you seen this?

(Warning: NSFW due to a microsecond of boobies…)

I can’t wait to hear at volumes so loud the standing waves in my head give me visions…. but my first impression is that it is a bit… mellow… and far from the aural tour de force that was this.

BY THE WAY, this:

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is continuing. This right now is not todays post in the series. I’m preparing something special for later this afternoon πŸ™‚