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D-War

Friday, September 14th, 2007

So we just saw D-War at the movies…

…before you continue, please go and watch the trailer

…ok, so we saw this film last night.

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The basic story is this: very bad dragon smashes up Los Angeles looking for Korean princess to get power to become a God. Sounds simplistic I know, and in the hands of a lesser director it may have been. But Shim Hyung-Rae (the film is Korean) is clearly an amateur auteur, and, working from a ludicrous masterful script, crafted a truly unique film that had both KLS and I laughing uncontrollably entranced until the last shot.

The diabolical brilliant acting trumpeted belied the fact that most of the cast were unknowns. It is perhaps indicative of how completely I was swept away by their performances that I could almost hear myself as the characters delivered such lines as “I can’t believe this is happening!“, or “This is insane!

The battle scenes in Los Angeles were so spectacular they had young children wandering dazed in the aisles of the cinema. The final battle was so gripping we were not even distracted by the snoring of nearby patrons. And – bless my soul – the emotional goodbye between hero and dragon at the very end was a celluloid reflection of similar tears of self-loathing that I had wasted $20 that streamed down my own face at the same moment.

Rarely, and I mean this sincerely, rarely does one get the chance to see such an effluvial astounding film on the big screen. D-War is truly a film that puts the ‘S’ in ‘Soporific’ ‘Sensational’, and unquestionably one of the single worst best films I have ever seen.

Take my word for it and punish treat yourself: I honestly believe that you will loathe love Dragon Wars as much as I did.

Quiz’n’Dragons

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Ok, so the title is the name of a real arcade game Capcom released some years ago. But I’m co-opting here because of something I found this past weekend.

Through a secret source, I came into possession of two old issues of Dragon magazine, one from 1992 and one from 1986. Each are fascinating reads, an absorbing glimpse into the history of RPGs, and one into an era in which MMORPG’s (such as World Of Warcraft) hadn’t killed the industry.

scan0002.jpg < Dragon 117, January 1986 For those that have followed AD&D over the years (such as myself) these magazines are also an interesting look at how the game once was. More of a roll-playing game than a role-playing game, each issue is full of all sorts of charts and tables that allowed the GM to basically randomize everything (such as the wind speed and temperature of a cyclone...). Diehards back in those days seemed to embrace such an approach, perhaps even celebrate it. Therefore the following quiz, taken from the pages of Dragon 117, may very possibly have seemed a little less absurd to the readers of the day then it does to us now? scan0003.jpg scan0004.jpg < Can you answer Q10? I also obtained, from the same source, the rulebook (all 14 pages...) of a 1980 TSR sci-fi RPG named Star Frontiers: scan0001.jpg < Is that Chewbacca on the right? Believe me when I say it's as awful as it looks πŸ™‚

Construction Complete!

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Construction of the Lego Ultimate Collector’s Edition Death Star II kit is complete!

See here for my previous post on the beginning of construction (including what everything looked like before assembly).

Construction took a total time of about 16 hours, which was quite a bit less than I expected. This did not include setting up and putting away time – since I put this beast together in 7 sessions I had to put all the remaining pieces away between sessions lest Imperial Construction Engineer Yossie get ideas πŸ™‚

Here’s a gallery of in-progress shots, marked with the approximate time taken up to that point:

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If you look carefully at the progress and the times, you may notice that some of what seem like small changes toward the end took about as much time as some dramatic additions during the middle. This was because the act of actually assembling some of the shell pieces was surprisingly difficult. The engineering of the kit is nothing less than astounding, but at the same time the tolerance of the connections is unforgiving, and many times I had to sit back and think just how I was going to slot two pieces together without removing other pieces.

By far the most difficult part of assembly was the cannon (the depressed ring section). Here are some detail shots for illustration:

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The ring itself ‘floats’ between 2 large dish pieces, which you can almost see in the interior detail shot. On the finished model, the ring can actually rotate (well, in theory). Getting the alignment of the triangular pieces exactly equal and correct with respect to the two dishes that would hold them in place via tension was very difficult – perhaps the hardest single lego construction step I have done in any kit.

Things got worse a few minutes later though…see this shot:

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Putting the ‘lasers’ onto the ring meant firmly fixing pieces onto other pieces that themselves were held in place by (very tenuous) tension. It was maddeningly tough! When KLS came home, the first thing she did was touch the lasers…and my heart skipped a beat since I’d have to remove several ‘slices’ of the outer shell just to put them back in place if one broke off πŸ™‚

Here’s a shot of the plaque at the base, and a shot of the Death Star II from Return Of The Jedi for those unfamiliar with what it looked like in the film:

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Comparing the ‘actual’ Death Star with the lego kit (see the 16 hour shot above) shows how close the likeness is!

The manual is 100 pages long and contains over 400 individual steps. Of the 3400+ individual pieces, the most common by far (460 total) is the dark grey 2×1 brick :

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The most important piece, however, may be ‘technic angle connector #3’, which is used 45 times:

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This connector appears to be a 22.5 degree bend and three are used in the construction of each shell ‘slice’. The extra 22.5 degrees required to complete the 90 turn comes from one turn of these gradiated interlocking pieces (note the pieces are light grey in this kit):

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You can see what I am describing in the interior shot of the cannon above. What I am trying to describe here is that the nearly perfect spherical curve of the kit is obtained mostly by using existing rigid pieces with amazingly clever engineering. Everything notches together perfectly into a ‘ship’s wheel’ piece on each end to hold it together, pictures of which can be seen at this site.

Anyway, now it’s all complete – and looking absolutely brilliant – it has taken up permanent residency in our study (again, the final 16 hour shot). KLS thinks it is only a matter of time before Imperial Construction Engineer Yossie, in a fit of cattish madness, jumps up onto the table and becomes Imperial deConstruction Engineer Yossie. Here’s hoping that never happens, because not only would this be a beast to repair, it would also be a beast to break down.

For now, it will silently patrol the corner of this room πŸ™‚

Construction Has Begun!

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

I have begun bulding the Lego Death Star II model I received for my birthday. Since it is expected to take several weeks, rather than chronolog the entire process, I will instead save the pictures until it is complete. However I’ll take the chance now to describe the early stages…

Here’s what the packaging looks like. Inside the large box was the spiral-bound manual and 4 smaller white boxes, each of which contained a dozen or more plastic bags of pieces (about 3500 pieces in total):

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Notable is the fact that unlike the previous ‘ultimate collectors edition’ kit I assemlbed (the Star Destroyer) the bags are not numbered, and the pieces are not bagged in assembly order. So by the end of the third page in the instructions I had already opened a dozen or so bags.

Much of the time taken so far is simply finding pieces in the seemingly endless sea of gray πŸ™‚

Dsc09711.jpg < Every piece, bagged Luckily, I have an assistant: Dsc09721.jpg < Imperial Construction Supervisor, Yossie The first part built was the stand, and now I am well into the construction of the outer ring. This final shot shows progress at just over 4 hours total build time. As I said, further details (including many photos) will wait until this beast is finished... Dsc09730.jpg < After about 4 hours

Miscellania

Monday, July 9th, 2007

First of all, Doctor Who was great. Season 3 is off to a good start…

This post is just to dump some of the stuff from my harddrive, such as this photo of the lego crane I made the other weekend. It’s much bigger than I thought it would be from the packaging!

DSC09659.JPG < Breakfast Crane This next shot is of some Star Wars minature's from the new 'Pocketmodel TCG'. Game packs are $5 apiece and come with rules, small dice, some playing cards and some small models of various ships from the SW world. I have little (no) interest in the game itself, but as a SW fan had to buy a pack to see the models. I'm quite pleased. The level of detail is high and the materials are much sturdier than in similar games (Pirates, Transformers). If you're interested in this sort of thing you could do worse than picking up a pack (I found it at Target): DSC09665.JPG < The base is about 2.5cm wide Lastly, I recently purchased (online, from the UK) a homebrew Gameboy Advance game called Blast Arena Advance: tealcartbig.jpg < Shot of the cart The game is extremely professional, but there isn't a great deal to it. The third of the following shots is a screenshot of gameplay, which consists of moving a target around the screen picking up the yellow squares. And that's it!
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Extremely simplistic gameplay aside I’m happy with the purchase, both because of the overall slickness of the product and because of how cool it is just to have a homebrew GBA cartridge. Plus, the price (7 pounds, including shipping) was right πŸ™‚