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Homo Sausage

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Have you worked out the method of my blog titles yet? If not, here’s a hint:

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The rain had lessened, so yesterday we switched back to our plan for Friday, which was Asakusa followed by Odaiba. We left the inn early and walked through the Yanaka area to Ueno station, stopping at Denny’s (of all places!) on the way for breakfast.

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The spaghetti was outrageously good, meaty and flavoursome with a nice density to the noodles. We will probably eat breakfast here again! The Yanaka area is an interesting (possibly) upper class part of Tokyo, with modernish homes packed into an area where there always seems to be a shrine or temple or graveyard within  a couple of blocks. One day soon we’ll go for more of an exploratory walk, so I’ll post a couple of picks then.

By the way, we saved 243 photos from yesterday alone. It’s quite a task choosing 20 or so for the daily blog post, and I apologize if I am favouring the eccentric over the scenic 🙂

Asakusa is famous for Senso-Ji temple and a large gate called the Thunder Gate. We’ve been here before, although not for five years. It’s perhaps the most popular part of the city for foreign tourists as well.

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Running from the gate to the temple is a (famous) shopping street called Nakamise-Dori. Actually most of the entire surrounding area is packed with souvenir shops of all shapes and sizes, selling such things as traditional Japanese crafts, foods and clothing. The rightmost image above is of me standing in front of one (of many) stores specializing in a particular type of rice cracker. Many stores also make a type of pastry stuffed with flavoured cream, often in special shapes:

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And yes, those are Obama cakes at the end 🙂

The main Senso-Ji temple is not very scenic right now, being covered as it is with scaffolding for what looks like some roof maintenance. Tourists are still allowed inside though, and we purchased out customary fortunes to see what life held for us:

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Mine is on the left, and KLS’s is on the right! If you get a bad one (and could hers be worse?) you are supposed to twist it up and tie it onto a tree near the temple, to eventually be burned in the hope it becomes good. She kept hers though, since she’s “not superstitious” 🙂

And this is a photo of a fake bowl of rice, used a model to give potential customers an idea what the food you serve is like (99% of restaurants here use such things):

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The city has also seemed to have undertaken an incentive to stop people from smoking while walking. Yes, you read that correctly! Signage such as these are common everywhere now:

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Asakusa is the northernmost stop on the ferry that travels the Sumida river through Tokyo. We hopped on this boat and rode it all the way to Odaiba, the reclaimed land entertainment complex (think a much bigger Darling Harbour).

The main reason to come here was to ride the Great Wheel ferris wheel, which I did. But we had to eat first, and what could be better than a burger at a translocated Hawaiin chain?

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The third image above? Yep, a performing monkey. A Japanese Macaque (sp?) to be precise. It’s not a trip to Japan without seeing a performing ape.

This was occuring just outside of Muscle Park, which is a ‘theme park’ devoted to the Fuji TV shows such as Monster Box and Sasuke (aka Ninja Warrior in the USA). For about $14 one could attempt a (smaller) recreation of the Ninja Warrior course in an effort to impress one’s girlfriend. We watched a guy try, and fail miserably. Not surprising since the second obstacle was the Wall Hang and the third was a Salmon Climb!

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The complex named Pallette Town on Odaiba also has the biggest arcade I have ever seen. Again, I’m saving a lot of arcade photos for a dedicated post, but suffice to say this place is basically a warehouse stuffed with games. Hundreds of them, in all shapes and sizes. It’s awesome in the literal sense of the word.

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The rightmost photo above is making Adam’s eyes boggle. It shows over a hundred gashapon machines in a row, and was less than half of the total in this arcade. For anywhere from Y100 to Y500 you get a little ball out with a toy inside, and the offerings range from little garbage things for kids to highly detailed models for collectors. If anything, they seem even more common in Japan now than ever, and we’re constantly stopping to see what wonders are on offer!

Here’s a video of me playing an interesting Whack-A-Mole game!

Oh, and here’s a naked guinea pig:

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Handsome little devil isn’t he? And a bargain at only $355!

Dinner was chicken yakitori on cold rice, with cake for desert. The bakery near here (Kobe Kotobukiya again) has such wonderful offerings, presented with such perfection it brings a tear to my eye. As always, I sucked down a slice of strawberry shortcake. Maybe one day I’ll buy an entire cake!

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King Of Mango

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Almost 4am Friday here, and we’re wide awake… so how was yesterday you wonder?

The flight to Detroit was short and sweet, and although our layover was lengthy (over 5 hours) looking back it didn’t seem so bad. The airport is large and vaguely interesting, so we explored and ate and played DS (FFCC2) while waiting.

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Good thing we did eat as well, since the plane food was swill I wouldn’t feed a dying dog. The 3-shrimp cocktail set a new low for “how dare they feed us that?”

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The flight to Japan was unusual for 2 reasons. Firstly, there were very few westerners on the plane (which was a 2 story monster, and very full). Secondly, the last 2 hours or so were AWFUL due to turbulence so bad they had to cancel a meal (small loss probably). I was sitting in my seat fighting off the urge to vomit for almost 2 hours! And yes, this was my first time getting motion sickness on a plane 🙂

We had to fill out a special flu form, and after landing 2 ‘health inspectors’ boarded the plane for what seemed like the least enthusiastic inspection ever. Both of them looked like college students as well, with 1000 places they’d prefer being. However once we disembarked, we noticed that about 99% of our plane was actually continuing to either China or Korea!

Narita airport was DEAD AS A DOORNAIL! JBF – you can appreciate this. The customs and immigration lines were nonexistent (zero wait). We waited zero time for our luggage, and zero time to exchange currency. Compare to previous trips where it may have taken an hour or so between disembarking and getting through customs – here it was 3 or 4 minutes!

I was overjoyed, since I hate airports.

Oh, and here’s a shot of the controls of the buttock-cleaning toilet I used at the airport.

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We took the fancy electric train Skyliner to Nippori station and walked down to our ryokan. Even at this time (on the train) it seemed unreal that we were here (the whole ease of travel these days can do that…). But KLS was overjoyed to drink her first coffee from a machine.

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The second shot is out the window of the train, and shows a typical view of Japan just east of Tokyo. Rice fields intersperced with towns. As you can see it was raining, and will be until Saturday. No worries, since our plans for the first few days include mostly indoor places.

Dinner was McDonalds! We were constrained by the need to eat quickly, and by the fact Yoshinoya was jam packed with salarymen. But the food was good (heck it was ambrosiac!), including KLS Bacon-Lettuce Burger

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We then wandered the neighbourhood (JBF, the Ginza shopping street is mostly unchanged, although the clear area to the left of the stairs where the cats used to sit is now a large apartment building!) and laid in vittles for our room fridge. This would include, of course, Mt Dew, Kit-Kats, Chip Stars, Water etc.

Kobe Kotobukiya provided delicious deserts we enjoyed in our room later.

Strawberry On The Shortcake Baby!

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The thing in the back left is the icepack they placed in the box to keep the cake fresh during transport!

And here’s some random images, of Evangelion tissues, Apple-Vinegar Kit Kat and the dude that played L in Death Note flogging Diet Pepsi!

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The local ambience of this area of Ueno is every bit as beautiful as we remembered. We can’t wait to start exploring the rest of the city again…

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That shot is of a shrine (to the left) and a butcher just down the street from our ryokan.

Crank 2 Is A Masterpiece

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Saw Crank 2 last night. Holy cow that was a good film!

Go read this review and come back…

That guy nails it. Everything about Crank is absurdly over-the-top, offensive and objectionable. But underneath it all the film is clearly a labour of love, made by a guy with an appreciative eye for pop culture of all times and more specifically otaku culture. I mean the opening (and bits of the ending) is 8-bit! And one lengthy fight sequence is a godzilla tribute using Kaiju suits of Jason Statham and the bad dude.

The whole film is like No More Heroes in real life.

And the ending… woah the ending!

This is the best film I have seen in years. You HAVE to see it!

Daisy

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Went out early this morning and purchased a new Nintendo DSi, which was released today.

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The box is heavy, mostly because the booklet inside is over 330 pages long (and in full colour). The system is a slight upgrade to the old DS (the DS lite), but given I didn’t know that much about it I’m pleasantly surprised by the differences.

For starters, the screen is slightly bigger as you can see in the following image.

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The system is also a little wider (about 4mm) but at the same time it’s thinner (about 3mm). It is heavier, but it feels more compact which I like. Furthermore the finish is matte rather than the shiny coat of the DS Lite, which means less fingerprints! The power slider is now a button (which can be pressed once for reset) and the annoying volume slider of the DS Lite is now replaced by much better ‘+’ and ‘-‘ buttons for volume control.

The biggest difference (at least for now) is that it has two cameras. Here’s a shot of me using one of them:

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They are both 3 megapixel, which means about cellphone quality. One faces toward the user when the system is open, and one faces away. Games will be able to use these for various purposes, and you can currently save the photos and toy with them in an application included on the DS.

The DSi also supports SD cards (finally), and in addition to downloading photos to them you can also save games to them and possibly .mp3’s as well (although this is a guess, I haven’t fooled with this yet since I don’t have an extra card). The games (and eventually other applications) are downloaded via the internet (like the old DS, the DSi has built-in wireless wi-fi) from the ‘DSiWare Shop’ Nintendo has set up. Currently there are 4 games ranging in price from $2 to $8 and a free internet browser.

I downloaded the browser, and it’s a spiffier version of the DS browser released commercially a few years back. While it doesn’t hold a candle to Safari on my iPod touch, it’s quite acceptable for what it is.

For me though, this is 99% a games machine, and the immediate advantages are the better sound and the (slightly) bigger, brighter screens. The lower screen uses a new technology, so the slight polarization of the image that the older DS’s suffered from is gone. The end result is a cleaner, sharper image that looks superb.

So my old, white DS Lite now goes into long-term storage under the bed. I’ve had this guy since May 2006 (our last Japan trip) and in the last couple of months it had begun to suffer from the dreaded cracked hinges that seemed to affect all first-run JP DS Lites:

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It was time to give the old girl a rest, so for me the DSi couldn’t have come at a better time…

Is it worth the $180 to upgrade if you have a Lite? The answer, right now, is an unabashed “No!”. In the future though we will see DSi only games, and I also expect some nifty apps will eventually be added to the store. So in time, yes you will own one of these. But save your dollars until there’s a bigger reason to buy.

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN AGAIN!

I repeat: WE’RE GOING BACK TO JAPAN IN SEVEN WEEKS!!!

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Tickets and hotel are booked. Fifteen nights, May 27 – June 12.

To hell with the economy. To hell with world politics. To hell with the weak dollar. To hell with Korean missiles!

Otaku paradise! Jungle Crows! First Kitchen! Yakitori! Yamanote Line! Mr Donuts! Kabuki! Yamashiroya! Gashapon! The Real Yoshinoya! Knob King! Akihabara! Gardens! American Dogs! Joypolis! Coffee From A Machine! Odaiba! Mount Takeo! Lopeways! Enoden Line! Shrimps! Enoshima! Kogals! Japanese Bakeries! Blisters! Box Toys! Tonkatsu! Queen’s Blade! Sentai Shows! Toronoana! Frog style! Tsukuji! Yomiuri Land! Pinkies! Ultraman Card Battler! Kit-Kats! Arcade Dodonpachi! Jonathon’s! Tokyu Hands! Harajuku Cosplay! Disney Sea! Ferris Wheels! Spaghetti! LaQua! Yokohama! Monkeys! Drug Ippondo! Street Cats! Muscle Park! Koi! Sleeping Like The Dead! Idol Stores! Book-off!

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE BABY!

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