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Monday, June 1st, 2009

Just now I was watching a TV show that seemed to be about sending a cute girl to cake stores all over Tokyo and showing her response to eating delicious cakes. Such things are typical for Japanese TV πŸ™‚

Also, my whack-a-bison video from the other day has already received 2 comments! Maybe I should post another UFO catching video and try to surpass the hits on my one from Australia?!

Anyway… here’s what we did yesterday:

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As with other Disney parks, Disney Sea is one of the happiest places on earth, and you can be absolutely sure you won’t be rubbing shoulders with criminals here:

dsc00885.jpg < Read that fine print!

Disney Sea is built around a large lagoon, and features a half dozen or so themed areas including ruined South American temple, a Jules-Verneish zone (inside a volcano), a Mexican zone and an early-twentieth century America. Architecturally, this is perhaps the most impressive of all the Disney parks, and it is a real treat to just walk around and admire the attention to detail Disney put into virtually everything.

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That edifice on the right is the Tower Of Terror, a reimagined version of the ride of the same name at Hollywood park in Florida’s Disney World. It is a ‘drop ride’ where you sit in an elevator car that drops in the dark three times. It’s thrilling and a lot of fun, especially when 75% of the car are Japanese teenage girls screaming their brains out. It is clearly the most popular ride in the park, and only minutes after opening the ride looked like this:

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The line is visible on both sides of the image, and curls around behind me. The actual end of the line is not visible (it’s beyond what you can see on the left side) and that’s just where it enters the building – there’s a good 30 minutes more wait inside. We joined this line! Why? Since the Fastpass line was almost as long! It took us maye 45 minutes (maybe more) to ride the first time πŸ™‚

Disney Sea yesterday was very, very busy! I’d estimate attendance at about 30% families, 30% dating couples, 39.98% gaggles of Japanese teenage girls and 0.02% westerners. Happily Japanese people love the parades and the shops, so even a very very busy park doesn’t translate into absurd lines (above exception notwithstanding), so it wasn’t a problem for us!

We ended up riding Tower Of Terror 3 times during the day, and it got better every time. Here’s a couple of photos of photos of our rides:

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Obviously, by the third time (rightmost photo) we had worked out when they actually take the shot. Note my Billy Mays impersonation!

We’d been to Disney Sea once before, way back in 2002. The park has changed a lot since then, mostly since it was very new before (for instance, all the trees have grown in now). There seem to be a few new rides (our memory of ’02 is dim). Tower Of Terror is one, and Raging Spirits, a rollercoaster, is another.

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This ride is notable for two reasons:
1) It has a loop, which makes it (to my knowledge) the only Disney ride in the world with one. You can see it in the left image if you look closely
2) It’s a half-man ride. During the actual ride (we waited about 45 minutes…) I was heard to yell out “This is a ride for babies!”. Given the excessive amount of warnings during the line I was expecting something thrilling, but had I been asleep upon boarding I’m not even sure it would have woken me πŸ™‚

Aquatopia, by the way, is the worst ever Disney ride. I’ll provide images, but spare you the details of it’s horror:

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Random Disney photo time!

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From the left: KLS looking sweet in the Tower Of Terror Line, Goofy with the levitation buff, and a wedding parade through the park (yes, an actual wedding). Lord knows how much they spent for that!

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The above shows planters full of… orchids! It was amazing seeing so many in one place like that. The park as a whole is full of flowers that have been placed as part of the Spring festival that is ongoing.

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The above shows an attendant on the Tower Of Terror line. All the attractions at the Tokyo Disney parks have unique uniforms, but this was one of the best.

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Although we didn’t stay for the fireworks, we ended up spending over 8 hours at Disney Sea yesterday, which (believe it or not) made for a relatively restful day compared to those so far! Dinner was Denny’s (KLS choice, not mine!) before collapsing into a dead sleep.

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Those Denny’s fries tasted like the fries we used to get at the Oak factory in my youth. How’s that for a memory?

And JAF, you’re not keeping Emi!

Titty Boo

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Before I start today – no comments??! Is anyone reading this?

Yesterday started with an as-soon-as-it-opened visit to the Tokyo Institute Of Nature study in Ebisu. A fancy name for an untended park (think Blackbutt), which is one of the very few of it’s type in Tokyo. Nice enough, I suppose, but no doubt much more appreciated by a Tokyoite that rarely gets to spend much time in nature.

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Afterwards we headed over to Harajuku and the Meiji Shrine. We have been here before, but the shrine is so close to Harajuku (itself so close to Shibuya) that it seems silly to get off the train there and not visit. As it turns out it was a good thing we did, since we got to see two separate traditional shinto weddings in progress:

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The meiji shrine is a monument dedicated to the eternal souls of a departed Japanese emperor and his wife. It’s beautiful, serene and very popular with tourists (both Japanese and foreign). One of it’s big attractions is writing a wish/prayer on a wooden postcard and placing them around a sacred tree. Eventually they are collected and burned in the hope the prayers will come true. Here are some examples of the thousands hanging there yesterday:

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Of course we had to make our own, or at least I did. I caved again to disbelief in superstition, and instead embraced absurdity.

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Harajuku and neighbouring Shibuya are the two most popular destinations for trendy Japanese teens to go shopping in. And when I say popular I mean really popular, as ininsanely popular πŸ™‚

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We were getting tired by now (it was mid afternoon) and headed back to the ryokan for a couple of hours rest. As we were riding the train back the heavens opened and a truly monsoonal rain fell. By the time we’d got back to the ryokan, we were drenched (even with umbrellas!)

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After a rest, we headed back out (the rain had stopped) on a lazy walk toward downtown Ueno (about 30 minutes). In Ueno park we were quite surprised to find a flowering bonsai tree competition, or at least the end of one (it was being packed away). There were about a hundred of the bonsai originally in display, and happily quite a few grand ones had still not been picked up by their owners .

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Are they azaelas? Maybe AS or JAF could identify. By the way the hydrangeas are blooming all over the city right now, and KLS always stops to have a gander!

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The more I visit Ueno, the more I like it. The ameyokocho shopping street is a crazy mix of pachinko parlour, restaurant, adult establishment and game center and really comes alive at night.

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The third shot above is of a Pachinko parlour. Can you see the gigantic Evangelion poster on the side? Evidence of the marketing towards younger players the parlours have (successfully, apparently) undertaken in recent years. Every licensed property you can imagine – from Harry Potter to Thunderbirds – has been used in Pachinko!

Here’s some shots of some very, very, very expensive fruit (think 100 yen = 1 US dollar approximately).

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Would YOU pay over $100 for a rockmelon/cantaloupe? I think not! (These are in the special fruit gift shop in the basement of a department store and are popular gifts to give when you really need to impress someone)

And the obligatory arcade shots of the day, including the ‘dating game’ House Of The Dead EX (left), the Arc-Systems fighting game BlazBlue (center) and the (awesome) fighter Tatsunoko vs Capcom (right).

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To quote Doctor Who quoting someone else (yes I know), in Tokyo, there are “more games to see than can ever be seen and more games to play than can ever be played”!

I did see a cute bunny cake though!

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And KLS purchased a tiger washcloth, and also some coffee that came packed with a cute girl ‘bottle topper’:

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Yesterday’s food choices for breakfast (Wendy’s) and lunch (Subway) were bland, and chosen simply because they happened to be nearby when we got hungry. Dinner though, well that was another story…

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I’m writing these in the mornings, as you may have guessed. Which means I already know the plans of the day after the day you’ve just read about. So what will you read about tomorrow…?

Homo Sausage

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Have you worked out the method of my blog titles yet? If not, here’s a hint:

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The rain had lessened, so yesterday we switched back to our plan for Friday, which was Asakusa followed by Odaiba. We left the inn early and walked through the Yanaka area to Ueno station, stopping at Denny’s (of all places!) on the way for breakfast.

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The spaghetti was outrageously good, meaty and flavoursome with a nice density to the noodles. We will probably eat breakfast here again! The Yanaka area is an interesting (possibly) upper class part of Tokyo, with modernish homes packed into an area where there always seems to be a shrine or temple or graveyard withinΒ  a couple of blocks. One day soon we’ll go for more of an exploratory walk, so I’ll post a couple of picks then.

By the way, we saved 243 photos from yesterday alone. It’s quite a task choosing 20 or so for the daily blog post, and I apologize if I am favouring the eccentric over the scenic πŸ™‚

Asakusa is famous for Senso-Ji temple and a large gate called the Thunder Gate. We’ve been here before, although not for five years. It’s perhaps the most popular part of the city for foreign tourists as well.

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Running from the gate to the temple is a (famous) shopping street called Nakamise-Dori. Actually most of the entire surrounding area is packed with souvenir shops of all shapes and sizes, selling such things as traditional Japanese crafts, foods and clothing. The rightmost image above is of me standing in front of one (of many) stores specializing in a particular type of rice cracker. Many stores also make a type of pastry stuffed with flavoured cream, often in special shapes:

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And yes, those are Obama cakes at the end πŸ™‚

The main Senso-Ji temple is not very scenic right now, being covered as it is with scaffolding for what looks like some roof maintenance. Tourists are still allowed inside though, and we purchased out customary fortunes to see what life held for us:

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Mine is on the left, and KLS’s is on the right! If you get a bad one (and could hers be worse?) you are supposed to twist it up and tie it onto a tree near the temple, to eventually be burned in the hope it becomes good. She kept hers though, since she’s “not superstitious” πŸ™‚

And this is a photo of a fake bowl of rice, used a model to give potential customers an idea what the food you serve is like (99% of restaurants here use such things):

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The city has also seemed to have undertaken an incentive to stop people from smoking while walking. Yes, you read that correctly! Signage such as these are common everywhere now:

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Asakusa is the northernmost stop on the ferry that travels the Sumida river through Tokyo. We hopped on this boat and rode it all the way to Odaiba, the reclaimed land entertainment complex (think a much bigger Darling Harbour).

The main reason to come here was to ride the Great Wheel ferris wheel, which I did. But we had to eat first, and what could be better than a burger at a translocated Hawaiin chain?

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The third image above? Yep, a performing monkey. A Japanese Macaque (sp?) to be precise. It’s not a trip to Japan without seeing a performing ape.

This was occuring just outside of Muscle Park, which is a ‘theme park’ devoted to the Fuji TV shows such as Monster Box and Sasuke (aka Ninja Warrior in the USA). For about $14 one could attempt a (smaller) recreation of the Ninja Warrior course in an effort to impress one’s girlfriend. We watched a guy try, and fail miserably. Not surprising since the second obstacle was the Wall Hang and the third was a Salmon Climb!

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The complex named Pallette Town on Odaiba also has the biggest arcade I have ever seen. Again, I’m saving a lot of arcade photos for a dedicated post, but suffice to say this place is basically a warehouse stuffed with games. Hundreds of them, in all shapes and sizes. It’s awesome in the literal sense of the word.

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The rightmost photo above is making Adam’s eyes boggle. It shows over a hundred gashapon machines in a row, and was less than half of the total in this arcade. For anywhere from Y100 to Y500 you get a little ball out with a toy inside, and the offerings range from little garbage things for kids to highly detailed models for collectors. If anything, they seem even more common in Japan now than ever, and we’re constantly stopping to see what wonders are on offer!

Here’s a video of me playing an interesting Whack-A-Mole game!

Oh, and here’s a naked guinea pig:

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Handsome little devil isn’t he? And a bargain at only $355!

Dinner was chicken yakitori on cold rice, with cake for desert. The bakery near here (Kobe Kotobukiya again) has such wonderful offerings, presented with such perfection it brings a tear to my eye. As always, I sucked down a slice of strawberry shortcake. Maybe one day I’ll buy an entire cake!

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King Of Mango

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Almost 4am Friday here, and we’re wide awake… so how was yesterday you wonder?

The flight to Detroit was short and sweet, and although our layover was lengthy (over 5 hours) looking back it didn’t seem so bad. The airport is large and vaguely interesting, so we explored and ate and played DS (FFCC2) while waiting.

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Good thing we did eat as well, since the plane food was swill I wouldn’t feed a dying dog. The 3-shrimp cocktail set a new low for “how dare they feed us that?”

dsc00390.jpg < Ugh (but I ate 2!)

The flight to Japan was unusual for 2 reasons. Firstly, there were very few westerners on the plane (which was a 2 story monster, and very full). Secondly, the last 2 hours or so were AWFUL due to turbulence so bad they had to cancel a meal (small loss probably). I was sitting in my seat fighting off the urge to vomit for almost 2 hours! And yes, this was my first time getting motion sickness on a plane πŸ™‚

We had to fill out a special flu form, and after landing 2 ‘health inspectors’ boarded the plane for what seemed like the least enthusiastic inspection ever. Both of them looked like college students as well, with 1000 places they’d prefer being. However once we disembarked, we noticed that about 99% of our plane was actually continuing to either China or Korea!

Narita airport was DEAD AS A DOORNAIL! JBF – you can appreciate this. The customs and immigration lines were nonexistent (zero wait). We waited zero time for our luggage, and zero time to exchange currency. Compare to previous trips where it may have taken an hour or so between disembarking and getting through customs – here it was 3 or 4 minutes!

I was overjoyed, since I hate airports.

Oh, and here’s a shot of the controls of the buttock-cleaning toilet I used at the airport.

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We took the fancy electric train Skyliner to Nippori station and walked down to our ryokan. Even at this time (on the train) it seemed unreal that we were here (the whole ease of travel these days can do that…). But KLS was overjoyed to drink her first coffee from a machine.

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The second shot is out the window of the train, and shows a typical view of Japan just east of Tokyo. Rice fields intersperced with towns. As you can see it was raining, and will be until Saturday. No worries, since our plans for the first few days include mostly indoor places.

Dinner was McDonalds! We were constrained by the need to eat quickly, and by the fact Yoshinoya was jam packed with salarymen. But the food was good (heck it was ambrosiac!), including KLS Bacon-Lettuce Burger

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We then wandered the neighbourhood (JBF, the Ginza shopping street is mostly unchanged, although the clear area to the left of the stairs where the cats used to sit is now a large apartment building!) and laid in vittles for our room fridge. This would include, of course, Mt Dew, Kit-Kats, Chip Stars, Water etc.

Kobe Kotobukiya provided delicious deserts we enjoyed in our room later.

Strawberry On The Shortcake Baby!

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The thing in the back left is the icepack they placed in the box to keep the cake fresh during transport!

And here’s some random images, of Evangelion tissues, Apple-Vinegar Kit Kat and the dude that played L in Death Note flogging Diet Pepsi!

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The local ambience of this area of Ueno is every bit as beautiful as we remembered. We can’t wait to start exploring the rest of the city again…

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That shot is of a shrine (to the left) and a butcher just down the street from our ryokan.

Crank 2 Is A Masterpiece

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

Saw Crank 2 last night. Holy cow that was a good film!

Go read this review and come back…

That guy nails it. Everything about Crank is absurdly over-the-top, offensive and objectionable. But underneath it all the film is clearly a labour of love, made by a guy with an appreciative eye for pop culture of all times and more specifically otaku culture. I mean the opening (and bits of the ending) is 8-bit! And one lengthy fight sequence is a godzilla tribute using Kaiju suits of Jason Statham and the bad dude.

The whole film is like No More Heroes in real life.

And the ending… woah the ending!

This is the best film I have seen in years. You HAVE to see it!