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Daisy

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Went out early this morning and purchased a new Nintendo DSi, which was released today.

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The box is heavy, mostly because the booklet inside is over 330 pages long (and in full colour). The system is a slight upgrade to the old DS (the DS lite), but given I didn’t know that much about it I’m pleasantly surprised by the differences.

For starters, the screen is slightly bigger as you can see in the following image.

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The system is also a little wider (about 4mm) but at the same time it’s thinner (about 3mm). It is heavier, but it feels more compact which I like. Furthermore the finish is matte rather than the shiny coat of the DS Lite, which means less fingerprints! The power slider is now a button (which can be pressed once for reset) and the annoying volume slider of the DS Lite is now replaced by much better ‘+’ and ‘-‘ buttons for volume control.

The biggest difference (at least for now) is that it has two cameras. Here’s a shot of me using one of them:

dsc09474.JPG < Smile!

They are both 3 megapixel, which means about cellphone quality. One faces toward the user when the system is open, and one faces away. Games will be able to use these for various purposes, and you can currently save the photos and toy with them in an application included on the DS.

The DSi also supports SD cards (finally), and in addition to downloading photos to them you can also save games to them and possibly .mp3’s as well (although this is a guess, I haven’t fooled with this yet since I don’t have an extra card). The games (and eventually other applications) are downloaded via the internet (like the old DS, the DSi has built-in wireless wi-fi) from the ‘DSiWare Shop’ Nintendo has set up. Currently there are 4 games ranging in price from $2 to $8 and a free internet browser.

I downloaded the browser, and it’s a spiffier version of the DS browser released commercially a few years back. While it doesn’t hold a candle to Safari on my iPod touch, it’s quite acceptable for what it is.

For me though, this is 99% a games machine, and the immediate advantages are the better sound and the (slightly) bigger, brighter screens. The lower screen uses a new technology, so the slight polarization of the image that the older DS’s suffered from is gone. The end result is a cleaner, sharper image that looks superb.

So my old, white DS Lite now goes into long-term storage under the bed. I’ve had this guy since May 2006 (our last Japan trip) and in the last couple of months it had begun to suffer from the dreaded cracked hinges that seemed to affect all first-run JP DS Lites:

dsc09477.JPG < Farewell Brave DS Lite!

It was time to give the old girl a rest, so for me the DSi couldn’t have come at a better time…

Is it worth the $180 to upgrade if you have a Lite? The answer, right now, is an unabashed “No!”. In the future though we will see DSi only games, and I also expect some nifty apps will eventually be added to the store. So in time, yes you will own one of these. But save your dollars until there’s a bigger reason to buy.

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN AGAIN!

I repeat: WE’RE GOING BACK TO JAPAN IN SEVEN WEEKS!!!

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Tickets and hotel are booked. Fifteen nights, May 27 – June 12.

To hell with the economy. To hell with world politics. To hell with the weak dollar. To hell with Korean missiles!

Otaku paradise! Jungle Crows! First Kitchen! Yakitori! Yamanote Line! Mr Donuts! Kabuki! Yamashiroya! Gashapon! The Real Yoshinoya! Knob King! Akihabara! Gardens! American Dogs! Joypolis! Coffee From A Machine! Odaiba! Mount Takeo! Lopeways! Enoden Line! Shrimps! Enoshima! Kogals! Japanese Bakeries! Blisters! Box Toys! Tonkatsu! Queen’s Blade! Sentai Shows! Toronoana! Frog style! Tsukuji! Yomiuri Land! Pinkies! Ultraman Card Battler! Kit-Kats! Arcade Dodonpachi! Jonathon’s! Tokyu Hands! Harajuku Cosplay! Disney Sea! Ferris Wheels! Spaghetti! LaQua! Yokohama! Monkeys! Drug Ippondo! Street Cats! Muscle Park! Koi! Sleeping Like The Dead! Idol Stores! Book-off!

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE BABY!

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Queen Momo

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

I’ve been playing a lot of games recently, and not just Warcraft. I’ve gone back to the PS3 (finished Devil May Cry 4), Wii (Onechanbara) and of course DS (a massive pile of games…).

But of course there always is that one constant that is Warcraft. Half of my gametime now it seems Momo spends as Queen Of The Ogres:

screenshot_032409_153925.jpeg < It’s good to be Queen

I’ve been farming this instance (Dire Maul North) over and over for Goblin rep. Here’s a short video of my favourite pull. (Edit: This was my first youtube upload in high quality format, so be sure to click the ‘HQ’ button at the lower right for better detail)

Only about 15 more runs and I’ll move over to Winterspring for the next grind…

Let Me Now Try To Describe Just How Awful The Chun-Li Movie Was

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

So we saw Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li last night and, well, um, well it was probably the worst movie that will ever be made.

Kristin Kreuk plays Chun-Li, the sexy Chinese martial artist. Only not only does she not even slightly resemble the character, but the character she plays in the film doesn’t really have anything to do with Chun-Li.

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On the left is the ‘real’ Chun-li (an official piece of Capcom Chun-Li art) and on the right is Chun-Li from the film. Apalling!

Anyway, looks aside, the plot was absolutely terrible. Street Fighter is hardly known for dramatic characterization, but between the many games over the years we have deduced that Chun-Li is an interpol agent who is out to avenge the death of her dad at the hands of the villanous Bison. In the movie she is a concert pianist who is taught martial arts by some dude who used to be in the Mortal Kombat films, and goes to Bangkok on a sketchy premise to defeat the guy who kidnapped her dad. There’s a bunch of other meaningless stuff thrown in, but frankly it’s hard to care or even be interested.

And then there is Bison. Again, compare game art (on the left) to the Irish dude who plays him in the film:

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And yes, I snuck another image in at the end there didn’t I? That would be Raul Julia, who played the role in the dire 1994 Street Fighter film. That movie was so bad it eventually led to the melting of the polar icecaps. It was so hated by each and every human on Earth, that there was no doubt another SF film would never be made. And yet it now has been, and glory be to Jesus and all the Heavenly Hosts on High it’s even worse!

KLS (during the film): “This should have been a TV movie…”
Me (replying): “Next week it will be!”

If you’re going to make a Street Fighter movie then holy god aim it at the fans! That trash garbage celluloid nightmare from 1994 at least attempted… take a look at these astounding images:

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cammy.jpg cx33.jpg < Cammy (& Chun Li)

Back in 1994 we laughed how little these actors resembled their characters, but they were dead-ringers compared to in the new film. We jeered and we mocked back then but we were damn fools for not realizing that if it wasn’t for that turgid disaster of a film we never would have seen Kylie Minogue in cosplay!

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(Ok, I got sidetracked there…)

Anyway the bottom line is that the new Chun-Li film is utter crap. It is boring, poorly scripted, hellishly acted (“He walks through raindrops…”) with the most boring fight scenes ever and numerous useless characters that have nothing to do with the plot. It is A SLAP IN THE FACE OF EVERY LIVING THING IN THE UNIVERSE.

I’m going to pretend I never saw it, and instead imagine that any Chun-Li film ever made would certainly contain the following image:

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(If you want a good laugh, check this out)

There are weird games, and there are weirder games, and then there is Noby Noby Boy

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

The other day I purchased Noby Noby Boy for the Playstation 3 (a $5 download from the Playstation Network). This is the latest release from the creator of Katamari Damacy, which should be a warning right there.

But, as Illidan may say, you are not prepared for the utter strangeness of this ‘game’.

As it’s impossible to actually describe, I’ll let this video show you. (The game has an option to record videos, so this is of me ‘playing’).

Noby Noby Boy played by RS.

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