Category: Retro

Mint In Box

I bought some clear plastic boxes:

“What the hell are these?” you ask? These, my friends, are polyethylene terephthalate protective cases for retro game boxes! I bought 150 of them: 25 each for NES and SNES/N64 and 100 for GB/GBC/GBA/VB. Since my collection has value, I reckoned it was time to add a little extra protection to the more expensive titles I own.

The protectors ship flat and fold into boxes very slightly large than the game cases. Insert a game, close the tabs, and you’ve got yourself a game protected from the grubby hands of the typical gamer!

Every game above I purchased myself new. I’ve kept them in astonishingly good condition over the years as they have appreciated. I paid $20 for Dragon Warrior IV 25+ years ago; it’s $200 now. Final Fantasy cost me $14; it’s $150 now. You can see why I put them in cases!

But it gets better with the SNES stuff:

Those three combined would easily fetch $750 today! Possibly more since they’re in immaculate condition (Chrono Trigger alone could probably fetch $500). Keeping them in cases should preserve them for many years longer.

The Nintendo 64 boxes are the same size as SNES boxes so they share protectors. This ‘chrome’ collectors edition of Zelda fetches a pretty penny today and is just one of a few N64 games I own that sell for much more than I paid when I bought them.

If you’re astonished by these prices be mindful it’s all about the boxes. The cardboard boxes Nintendo used for their first few consoles tore easily and many people just tossed them out. At least 50% – sometimes 75%+ – of the value of a lot of these games lies in owning the box and manual, hence the utility of these box protectors.

Box protectors are a bit of a rabbit hole to delve into though. Frustratingly Nintendo used different boxes in different regions so I can’t protect my Japanese copy of Sin and Punishment or any of my Famicom games. There’s also a few (silly valuable) N64 games with custom boxes that don’t fit in the protectors. But I’ve kept them in good condition for 20 years already and should be able to for another 20 at least.

I’ve still got the 100 Gameboy cases to put on. I’ve got about 260 boxes games that they can fit so it’ll be fun working out which ones are worth protecting. Maybe I’ll post an update when I’m done 🙂

Postcard Sorting

About a year ago I started thinking seriously of sorting my postcards. I’d been storing them completely unsorted in a plastic tub, and while I wanted a better solution I had a feeling the job would be a difficult one.

Then in January while in Oz/Japan I bought some postcard storage albums. Interestingly none of these were intended for my own use (they were gifts) but when I used one to sort some of mums postcards I became impressed by how great it was to have them all viewable at a glance, and knew them I’d certainly get around to it sooner or later.

Fast forward through the pandemic, and a couple of weeks ago I helped JAF sort her postcards into a binder using postcard sleeves. They looked wonderful and at that moment I knew I’d found my solution. Within a week I’d bought binders and ordered sleeves enough for over 1000 cards, and these past few days I sorted and sleeved them all.

I’ve kept every single card ever received, with the earliest being from SMC back in mid 1994. They’re now all sorted chronologically (as best I can) by sender and for the ones sent by me I’ve sorted by country as well.

This process has allowed me to catalogue the collection. In total I’ve got over 850 postcards, about 530 of which I’d sent myself (or KLS did), and about 330 of which was sent to us by someone else – probably one of you!

Unsurprisingly the most cards are from Oz: over 300 in total (220 of which I sent myself). These past few years I’ve sent KLS at least one per day during my trips and I’m sure I’ll continue to do this whenever I can visit again. With so much from one country you may expect repetition but there’s surprisingly few cards represented more than once.

From within the USA there’s cards from many states with the most represented (outside of NY) being CA, FL and HA. There’s lots of cards from Japan, the UK and Ireland and a handful from countries including France, Germany, Canada, Spain, Italy, New Zealand, Korea, China and other exotic locales. (Incidentally I’m not including Postcrossing cards in any of this; I’ve got over 220 but they’re still loose in a box!)

These cards are overloaded with memories. When I first started sending postcards to myself (over a decade ago) I didn’t write much – the goal was the card, not the message. But these days I write a lot and over time the cards have become ‘trip diaries’. Reading them brings back all the memories from the various vacations we’ve taken over the years.

That’s an example card from 2017, written in a Kyoto hotel room after a day trip to Nara to see the deer. I was well into using stickers on cards and the simple description of our day contains details that would have certainly been lost had I not written them down.

There’s an example of a card I sent from Scotland. The card itself is amazing – metallic and shiny – but the message on the back is sublime in its mundanity, and when we read it today we had a good chuckle remembering the (true) event. I daresay there’s no chance we would have remembered this had I not written it on the card in that Inverness B&B! (Incidentally I bought two packs of candy and got a second sticker that I put on another card. Who did I send that to?)

When I travel alone the messages (sent to KLS) are more introspective and I have noticed I have a tendency to dedicate entire cards to moments, as you can see in the example above (and yes, that’s a Ganesh watercolour I painted). I never run out of stuff to write, and in fact last Oz trip I sent an average of two cards a day. Sometimes when unusual or notable things happen I make a note on my phone so I remember to write it on a postcard 🙂

Here’s a similar example from my last stay in Japan:

Each of these cards is a little time capsule and having them all easily readable like they are now is something I should have done years ago. If you’ve got your own collection (and I know many of you do) then I suggest getting them out of a shoebox and sleeving them yourself. Yes it’s a little bit of an investment up front (the supplies cost me under $100) but it’s absolutely worth it!

Oh and send me some postcards! I’ve received almost none in 2020 due to you-know-what but just because you’re at home doesn’t mean you can’t send me a funny/interesting message on a card. I’ve still got empty sleeves: give me some cards to fill them!

Bond Film Review (part 2)

Fewer blog posts this month due to my summer course, but here’s the second half of the long-awaited twenty-word reviews of the first twenty (plus one!) Bond films. Enjoy…

Moonraker (1979)
With amazing set pieces but ropey effects, this is better than you remember. But the pigeon reaction shot is unforgivable…
Rating: 007 out of 10

For Your Eyes Only (1981)
The Bond girl is spicy, the car chase great and it has cool gadgets but it’s a little boring overall.
Rating: 006 out of 10

Octopussy (1983)
Bond oozes cool and the locations are pretty but the villains are weak and the story loses punch too early.
Rating: 006 out of 10

Never Say Never Again (1983)
The video game is insane and the villainess memorable but this is just an inferior remake saved by Connerys charm.
Rating: 007 out of 10

A View To A Kill (1985)
Bond is (too?) old but the action is solid and the villain amongst the best. The title song is incredible!
Rating: 008 out of 10

The Living Daylights (1987)
The villains are weak but Dalton is fascinating and the trip with the girl is scenic and romantic. Very watchable.
Rating: 009 out of 10

Licence To Kill (1989)
Personal revenge evolves into mad action as once again Dalton shows how he commanded the role. A great Bond film!
Rating: 009 out of 10

Goldeneye (1995)
The Brosnan era introduced truly insane action sequences and here they mostly work. Brosnan is charm and Xenia wickedly memorable.
Rating: 008 out of 10

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Ludicrous action can’t defeat a boring villain, terrible plot and ho-hum Bond girl. Brosnan’s charm almost saves it from forgettability.
Rating: 005 out of 10

The World Is Not Enough (1999)
There’s a lot to dislike here, but a generous viewer may find enjoyment in the visuals and – as always – Brosnan.
Rating: 006 out of 10

Die Another Day (2002)
Everything about this – including Madonna – is insane and I almost feel sorry for Brosnan. The worst ever Bond film.
Rating: 004 out of 10

Of course the Bond films don’t end here, with four Daniel Craig films already out and a fifth on the way. But are they really Bond films? Check back in a decade or so when I review the next set of ten!