Category: Tech

Twenty Things We Saw At The Fair

We went to Altamont Fair the other day. Here’s twenty things we saw:

1) A new ride, called Speed. It’s apparently the tallest portable ride in America. I didn’t ride it πŸ™‚

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2) Another new ride, which I found technically more impressive. The ride has several axis of rotation, and riders spin around while upright or upside down. I didn’t ride it πŸ™‚

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3) We also saw some old favourites! (No, I didn’t ride it this year either!)

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4) We saw a National Grid electrical safety demonstration, which appealed to the part of me that likes sparks, plasma trails and fire!

5) I saw delicious – but admittedly terrible for me – fair food disappear into my own mouth.

6) I saw a giraffe…

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7) And a red kangaroo…

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8) And some very friendly Cavy’s…

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9) And even a baby coatimundi that would have fit into the palm of my hand πŸ™‚

10) A new addition to the fair was a bigtop circus! We went to it and saw many acts, including acrobats, a hoop dancer, globe-of-death riders and a clown.

11) We also saw this…

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12) And a bit later, a tiny dog dressed as superman walking on his backfeet like a man. Shortly after we even saw a dog in a hoop dress dancing with a human, and another dog doing a spider climb up parallel laders. As I wiped tears of laughter from my eyes, I heard KLS comment “I can’t believe what I am seeing!”

13) In the art show, we saw the first prize winner for ‘found art’. You can appreciate it as well…

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14) Oh, I forgot to mention the creepy pay-extra freakshows, of which there were more this year (none of which I visited). For instance, the 100 pound rat…

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15) The ‘chicken freak’…

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16) And the headless-but-still-alive woman…

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17) We also saw vendors selling all manner of un-needed items. We bought a $2 laundry bag!

18) Oh, and there were many, many many farm animals. This is, of course, a county fair! Here’s a handsome chicken…

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19) In the same area we saw some tiny, tiny quails. KLS commented they looked like living eggs πŸ™‚

20) And last but not least, we saw racing pigs. They were perhaps not as exciting as you may imagine!

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Speaking of pigs, with the exception of the above they are one animal that was noticeable absent. My guess is this is due to a recent spate of cases of swine flu contracted at US county fairs. Probably in the interest of public (and porcine) safety, they kept the little oinkers away πŸ™‚

Computer World

If you worked at pioneering computer company IBM in the mid 50s, you likely began your day with a song. These songs were included in the ‘IBM Songbook’, a page of which is shown in the following photograph:

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This was one of many, many exhibits at the Computer History Museum, which we visited yesterday. The expansive collection spanned from the very early days of computing (abacus and slide rule) all the way through to current applications of todays machines (such as Google Street View). It was highly informative and very entertaining.

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Those are two early non-electronic ‘computers’. The above shot shows a device invented for the 1890 US census designed to tabulate statistics from the punched card census results, and the lower photo shows a planimeter (from the 1800s) designed to calculate the area of an arbitrary two-dimensional shape. Both of these were amongst the many examples of computational devices that were in use long before what we now think of as computers.

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The above is a photo of the instructions attached to the Enigma Machine they had on exhibit. I include it here because I thought my dad may be interested πŸ™‚

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An example of many badges from the early days of computing that was displayed. Who said ‘computer nerds’ were a new thing?

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Here’s my pointing to a button on one of the many examples of massive, 1960s era business computers on display. These devices were almost incomprehensible, with archaic user interfaces and unfathomable controls. What exactly was this button that had caught my eye? Here’s a closer shot:

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If you want a laugh, google it. It seems the definition of the words ‘amplidyne sensitrol’ has now become: “That button on that computer at the computer history museum

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That’s an original Apple kit computer constructed and autographed by Steve Wosniak!

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That’s the closest (very close actually, since I pushed some keys) I have ever got to the best computer I never owned, the ZX Spectrum!

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The museum concentrated on computing in general, rather than various fields, but obviously could not ignore gaming. Although the game collection was not as large or impressive as at Strong Museum in Rochester, it still included some beautiful examples such as the Ultima display shown above.

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One of the temporary exhibits was a profile of Street View, including camera cars and bikes and details of the technology used to create the images. Given that Google is quite literally down the road from the museum (we had lunch in an area that had some Google bikes in the carpark), this was a comprehensive and very interesting exhibit. For instance, did you know that various other countries or cities had created their own Street View-like technologies long before Google?

After the museum we set off for Lick Observatory, which is one of the ‘hills’ surrounding Silicon Valley. The drive would be an hour, and from the city the hills look rolling and peaceful so I was expecting a leisurely site-seeing drive. How wrong I was!

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Now compare that GPS route to the photo I took on the famous ‘Hana Highway’ in Hawaii back in 2007. Which looks worse?

Yep, if you decide to drive from San Jose to Lick Observatory avoid Quimby Road, since it’s a shortcut to regret and horror, with ultra steep turns and evil gradients. The road is full of rubber marks where previous drivers went careening to their deaths over the edges, and the utter absence of any other cars is a sure-fire sign that you shouldn’t always trust your GPS πŸ™‚

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When we eventually got to the top alive, we found Lick Observatory to be an intriguing commune of homes and telescopes that sits on top of Mount Hamilton, at an altitude of about 4200 feet (which is, amusingly, lower than the city of Albuquerque!) About 18 people make this mountaintop their permanent home, although the several boarded up homes are evidence that the number used to be many more. A total of 10 telescopes (all optical) are situated at the top, but it seems Lick’s days of cutting edge astronomical relevance are behind it, with many of the scopes unused or used only for college classes or ‘public interest’ demonstrations.

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That’s the telescope inside the biggest dome, a 36-inch refracting telescope that is still used today. A lovely lady who has lived at Lick for 34 years gave us a brief tour, but mostly we were able to wander around the mountain and have a gander ourselves.

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The photos we took of the view of San Jose do not do it justice. Here’s one…

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…with San Jose (just) viewable in the distance. The mountains don’t look that high do they? Well I guess they are not relatively speaking (again, I can’t believe the tallest mountain near San Jose is lower than Albuquerque!), but I can assure you the height is most detectable during the drive up and down the mountain!

Today we’re going to the seaside! My goals are threefold: roller coasters, retro arcade games and corndogs! Check back tomorrow to see how successful I am πŸ™‚

Robot Claws

This is what this blog looks like:

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See the black computer, in the lower right of the image? That’s a machine that runs the blog. It lives in Bernard & Lakshmi’s garage, as does a second computer (the silver one behind it) and a vast array of networking equipment. You can see the cabling disappearing into the wall connecting these machines to the rest of the house and the internet in general. This setup generates a lot of heat, and the fans are there to keep it cool. Even with them, it’s a bit like standing next to an oven πŸ™‚

Here’s Bernard’s description of the above photo:

This setup includes a dual-processor 8-core zeon with 32 GB of RAM and 2 TB of RAID 10 disk space, and the other machine is an i5 with 8 GB of RAM with 10 TB of (unused!) disk space. The internet connection is a gigabit enterprise switch utilizing a 100 mbs fiber connection.”

I am ahead of myself! Let me introduce my hosts. Here’s my sister-in-law, Lakshmi, cosplaying:

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She put the mask on in Target, and when Bernard asked her who it was she said ‘Darth Vader’. We had a good chuckle at that one πŸ™‚

And here’s my brother, cosplaying as a banker:

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Yesterday we went shopping. This meant we saw a good selection of potential gifts for AW like this:

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…and a gaggle of pretty girls like this:

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…and I even saw this:

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There was a lot of shopping, and a lot of buying. Gifts were bought for everyone! Incredibly, my haul even included 2 (crappy…) gamebooks purchased from a second-hand bookstore! Given I traveled with only a single tiny suitcase, I’ll certainly be mailing stuff back πŸ™‚

Today we’re off to see some museums. I’ve also uncovered some old photos and various other treasures that are going to have to make their way onto this blog in the next few days. So much to do and so little time in which to do it…