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The Dungeons Of Our Youth

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

Today I set out early on an odyssey. I planned to walk to Charlestown, have lunch, then find my way home via circuitous means.

As I do every trip, I wanted to walk the Fernleigh Track. I got an early start, and walked the couple of kilometers from here to the start of the track. The temperature had dropped significantly today, but was still about 30 C, and I was quickly very sweaty.

I’m still a bit croaky in the AM from my cold, and discovered that humming seemed to help. This led to singing, out loud, the song Planet Earth as I strolled through Adamstown. Since I wasn’t sure of the words, I had to make them up:

“Look now, look all around,
there’s no sign of life.
What they said and how they sound,
I can’t hear them now…

The track itself was as quiet as I’ve ever seen it, probably because of yesterday. I saw only a couple of cyclists as I headed to Kahibah, and this meant the birds and lizards were quite active.

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That cockatoo was holding a sprig of gumnuts in his left foot. He was quite interested in me, dancing and bobbing on his branch as I walked below. A bit later on the track I saw, from a distance, a large lizard (a monitor, I think) walk across the path. He was gone before I got the camera ready, so here is an artists impression:

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I left the track at Burwood road. My original intention was to deviate onto a bush walk which would come out near one of our old homes, but the only path I found was overgrown and quickly petered out.

So I walked through the streets of Kahibah. We used to live in this suburb, and there was much nostalgia as I explored the familiar landmarks. At the end of Murrakin Street (where we once lived) I found a better path leading into the woods:

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These are the paths we used to walk as kids! It’s now part of ‘The Great North Walk’, but it’s essentially identical to 20 years ago. It was a pleasant breezy walk through the bush, although if you’re bothered by flies you may have been a bit uncomfortable!

I was a bit surprised to see the path continue into ‘the quarry’ (and yes, I’m using specific language in this post that probably only me and Bernard will understand). This was mostly new, and in parts nicely made:

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A little bit later, a right turn, a walk through a wide open gate and I was (surprisingly) inside my primary school, Saint Joseph’s Of Charlestown! Here’s a shot for Bernard:

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Charlestown Public pool was a place of many firsts. First Pac-Man, first Xevious, first Centipede, first Galaga. It looks much smaller than it did when I was half my height:

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Pacific Highway Charlestown held many firsts of its own – Exedexes, Ghosts’n’Goblins, Kung-Fu Master – all in the cramped quarters of two long-gone fish and chip shops. The area is now dominated by the truly massive Charlestown Square mall, and most of the shops around the mall have closed. Once again, so many memories (Snow Brothers, Pang, Street Fighter 2) come from this area.

Having been walking for over two hours I was hungry when I reached the square, and enjoyed this ambrosial lunch:

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Not surprised, are you?

What about this then: the pet store was well stocked with ‘Mexican Walking Fish’ of all colours. I found this guy quite charming:

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The Square has an arcade now, under the food court. It was very busy, and mostly ticket redemption and driving games. Amusingly it’s still called Timezone, like that arcade of 1989 that was also in the Square and holds so many fond memories such as Black Dragon, Narc and Thunder Force. Today I played only pinball machines: Transformers and AC/DC.

Then it was the 100 bus to Mayfield to check the used book stores. I once caught the same bus to University back in 1990-3, so again it was nostalgic. The bus was mostly empty today, and the trip went quickly. Newcastle University is almost unrecognizable to me now.

If I were to use two words to describe Mayfield they would be ‘age’ and ‘graffiti’. At least the stencils are still impressive:

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Good to see Sonic The Hedgehog is anti-fracking, as its called in the US.

The bookstores yielded nothing, so I meandered on, pausing briefly to make a note of an event I’ll sadly miss since I’ll be back in the US:

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Before I left Mayfield I also stopped into an arcade game store. Why isn’t there one of these in Albany?

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It was mid afternoon now. I’d been out for hours, spending over five of them walking in the sun. I was still over an hour from home when I snapped this shot:

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I look miserable but it was, in truth, a great day. I’ve got another epic stroll planned for Friday. Lets hope it’s as successful.

Words I’ve Learned Playing Letterpress

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Letterpress is a great game. We’re all playing it, so we all know that.

It’s also educational! Here, in alphabetical order, some words that I learned by having others play them against me.

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bolix – to do something poorly, to ruin something in execution. (Variant spelling of bollix which itself is derivative of bollocks) (Played by Bernard)

crunkles – to crumple (obsolete) (Played by Dad)

furzes – a spiny shrub common to Western Europe (Played by Dad)

gunsels – young men kept for homosexual purposes; catamites (Played by Dad)

revers – the parts of some garments that fold in such a way as to give the appearance of a tailored collar (obsolete) (Played by Matthew)

seiten – a type of chewy food made of wheat gluten (Variant spelling of seitan) (Played by Florence)

snook – a type of fish related to the bass (Played by Joyce)

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Dads words in particular give me pause. Is he guessing these, or is this indicative of the vocabulary of a man who learned English by reading antiquated Biggles novels in a primordial jungle?

Review: Peter Davison’s Book Of Alien Planets

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012

I recently picked up this gem:

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For those unaware, Peter Davison is a British actor, probably best-known for his role of Elmer in The Tomorrow People:

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He’s also got a famous daughter who played a character in a show called Doctor Who:

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Her character was the genetic child of the main character, known as The Doctor, and ironically enough, in the real world she would end up marrying the actor that played The Doctor. Who, at the time she was in the show, wasn’t this dude:

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Because that is – of course – once again Peter Davison in his beloved role as the ‘dish of the day’ in the original 1980’s Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy BBC series.

So, amidst all this co-starring on 1980’s sci-fi shows, Davison managed to put out the abovementioned book, which I read in two sittings.

For starters, the book is just a collection of mostly public domain (ie. from the 1930s and 1940s) science-fiction yarns, none of which were written by Davison himself. For seconder’s, the vast majority of the stories are the usual ‘twist ending’ sci-fi short stories that tend to fill collections such as these. You know what I mean, with lots of hinting and mystery and then a big payoff at the end. I’ll write one such story, in a single paragraph:

On the planet Juiblex, Kron-pirr waited in the grand hall and traced the lines of the artifact using his fifth tentacle. On this, his coming-of-age day, he would finally be allowed into the ranks of the Elevated, and the secrets of his ancestors would be revealed to him. As he considered that he would never again speak with his friend Glork’fth, his attention drifted once again to the artifact. It was said it had been in existence since before his race was born, but in all that time no one had deciphered the strange markings ‘Apple’ and ‘iPhone’ marked on the metallic side.

Not bad eh? The above is positively Arthur C Clarkson in it’s originality, and truth-be-told several of the stories in this selection are interchangeable with the above. Swap an iPhone with a Disney movie, or Kron-pirr with Jal-Gynyr the Myrb.

Speaking of ACC, that man was obsessed with God! One of his stories is about a supernova that caused the Star of David, and another is positively messianic in the way an alien race treats human artifacts.

It’s all wishy washy stuff. Not particularly good, not particularly bad, and absolutely nothing to do with Peter Davison!

Verdict: save your pennies 😉


Happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

Today is Halloween, which means (as usual) we’ll sit in a dark house pretending not to be home!

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That said, I did give candy out today. I brought about 150 pieces to lecture this morning and let the students help themselves.

It was quite a success 🙂

Happy Halloween to everyone!

The Lovely and Picturesque Golden Gate Bridge

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

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Yesterday B and I drove up to San Francisco for some sightseeing and shopping. We started with a visit to Fort Point, which is an old fort that has stood for over a hundred years at what is not the southern end of the Golden Gate Bridge. You can see it in the lower left of the photo above.

When we got there, the sole access rode to the fort was being blocked by some police since CSI:NY was filming on a pier on the road. The place was full of ‘hollywood types’ and gawking onlookers. It’s very likely we drove right past some ‘famous’ actors. But we wouldn’t have known since neither Bernard or I have ever seen the show.

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It was cold at the fort. As in really, really cold. As in frigid winds of Tartarus cold. The entire structure was open, and the icy winds from the ocean raged through it endlessly and mercilessly. The above shot was taken on the roof, and Bernard and I were mere seconds away from hypothermia at the time. Insignificant shelter was afforded by the rooms inside the walls, most of which held exhibits of fort life back when it was occupied or art installations to celebrate 75 years of the bridge. It is perhaps evidence of how interesting much of this material was that we didn’t run screaming back to the car within seconds.

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The above is Bernard posing before a tapestry said to be evocative of the emotions of the bridge.

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Two more shots of the bridge, one from inside the fort and one from the roof. The shot from inside is taken through a camera obscura used as part of one of the (very good, actually) artworks. The fog persisted during out entire stay, and made the bridge very mysterious and looming. We were also treated to the periodic wail of the foghorn, which must be virtually unnecessary in these days of GPS.

After the bridge we headed to Fisherman’s Wharf, a tourist location on the bay. I’d never been here before, and it was much better than I expected.

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As you can see the weather was quite nice away from the freezing hall that was the bay entrance. Lunch was expensive but delicious (‘Alaskan cod’) fish and chips:

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It was very tasty. Bernard said it was the best fish and chips he’d had in the USA.

While wandering and shopping at Pier 39 we found an ‘infinite mirror maze’. Tourist trap it may be, I couldn’t resist and bought us each a ticket.

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It was extremely well engineered. The mirrors were at 60 degrees to each other, and very clean. They actually have guests wear plastic gloves to avoid fingerprints! Darkness and flashing lights make it quite tricky to navigate, and after we’d done it in both directions (taking about 10 minutes each way) the attendant showed us the map and it was amusing how short it actually was. Thumbs up for this if you’re in the area 🙂

The rest of the day included shopping at Japantown, at which Bernard purchased some origami paper to add to his massive collection. He’s very good at origami, and there are lots of it scattered around the house. Over dinner I asked what the most difficult piece he’d ever made was, and afterward he took me to his work cubicle and showed me this elephant:

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It’s made from a single piece of paper, and stands only about an inch tall. Impressive, isn’t it?

The most famous origami fold is probably the crane. I asked Bernard how fast he could make one, and he said “Two minutes”. My question had no motive, but he was so confident I just had to put him to the test. Do you think he was able to finish it in two minutes? Let’s see…