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The Adamski Legacy

Friday, December 16th, 2011

In 1946, an American named George Adamski saw his first UFO near a campground in California. He took some photos, but mostly kept the information to himself. A few years later he released a science fiction novel, and shortly thereafter saw more UFOs. Three years later (in 1953) he released the book that rocketed him to fame:

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It told the story of how he, in 1952, had met a visitor from Venus named Orthron. The Venusians, as it turned out, were friendly fellows, graciously watching over and guiding human development. And George Adamski was the one out of all of us chosen as our ambassador! This contact he had with the ‘Space Brothers’ led him to fame and fortune.

Of course such a story would be dismissed as drivel were it not for evidence. And he had that in spades, in the form of photos and a few short movies of the craft that the aliens flew in on:

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The above are two of his actual photos. Do they look familiar? Here’s a photo of Adamski himself next to a painting he did of one of the aliens he met.

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Adamski’s career as the first (and possibly still most famous) of the ‘UFO contactees’ took him all over the world. UFO’s were new in those days, and big business. Everyone wanted to hear about them and the aliens and the man that had met them. As Adamski grew more famous, so too did his stories become more astonishing. He met Martians and Saturnians, and went for rides in spaceships. He hinted he had been given rejuvenation technology as well, and that some aliens lived amongst us.

In fact at a now infamous UFO conference hosted by Adamski in the 1950s, some of those that attended believed that a group of 3 aloof audience members were Venusians in disguise. Here’s one of only two photographs of one of them; compare to the above painting.

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Adamski’s aliens were the ‘Space Brothers’, which are now commonly referred to as ‘Nordic Aliens’. Tall, large boned and very white they were the master race of space; cosmic Aryans that had a strange allure to UFO fandom of the 1950’s through 1970’s. This would change of course, but I’ll get to that in a bit.

Adamski was of course debunked as a fraud and con-artist in his day. One famous story told of an interviewer who, when quizzing Adamski in his own home, noticed that a lampshade in the same room bore a striking resemblance to the UFO’s in the photographs. Others have claimed the photos show a chicken brooder or the top of an espresso machine from the 1940’s.

But whether they are real or not, Adamski’s photos would live forever. You see they were the very first exposure many people had to actual UFO images (the Roswell crash incident did not have any photos to go with it) and in the minds of many became synonymous with what UFO’s are supposed to look like. They entered popular culture. Adamski’s saucers did not just look like UFO’s, UFO’s looked like Adamski’s saucers.

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The stamp is from 1978. Note the ‘Adamski type’ UFO. Of course this wasn’t the only repurpose of the image in that year. Do you remember this one:

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Look at ‘the UFO’ at the top. Yep, it’s Adamski-type.

In the 1980’s UFOlogy took off in a big way. Adamski had died in the late 1970’s, claiming the truth of his stories (and photos) until the end. But even the UFO scholars had trouble believing the whole ‘Venusian’ thing. So if they were not from Venus, from whence came these mysterious craft?

How about… the Nazis!

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Here’s where things get really complicated. ‘Serious’ researchers of the ‘Nazi UFO Theory’ speak of numerous craft designed by the Nazi’s and built in secret bases or an ‘invisible to the Allies’ research facility in the German-controlled Antarctic province New Swabia. One of these UFOs, called ‘Haunebu’ is shown above. Look familiar? Here’s another shot:

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Evocative isn’t it?

Hopefully I haven’t lost you because the Nazi UFO theorists have worked out who the Space Brothers were as well, which is to say they theorize that Adamski wasn’t the first contact. You see these UFO’s weren’t solely the work of man… Hitler had help from aliens! And to facilitate that help the Nazi’s had a crew of super-psychics whose job it was to communicate with the aliens. Some have alleged that these psychics, all of which demonstrated the Aryan ideal of beauty, strength and whiteness may have been (Nordic) aliens themselves. Here’s a photo of the leader of that squad, the very lovely Maria Orsic:

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Her whereabouts after the war are unknown. Some believe she was one of those that escaped through spacetime in ‘The Bell’, a Nazi time machine built using extraterrestrial superscience. But whatever happened to her… was she an alien? What do those eyes say to you?

There are two competing stories here. I’ll summarize them for you:

Version One: Aliens from Aldebaran helped the Nazi’s build UFOs that were covered up (or possibly remained undiscovered) by the Allies after the war. Adamski saw either humans testing these very craft, or perhaps was contacted by the very same aliens that had tried to help Hitler.

Version Two: It’s ALL one massive, massive lie. There never were any Nazi UFOs, or Aldebarans. Mario Orsic is just a pretty frau from the fatherland. Adamski was a liar, who made up a story and ran with it when it made him famous (a business model which, I may suggest, Whitley Streiber perfected in the 1990’s). His UFO’s were household appliances or home-made models.

Which is the truth? That, my friends, is for you to decide.

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But (and I’m nearly finished here), since Adamski was so famous not only for the UFO’s (and the iconic design) but also for the Space Brothers, why did the UFO image persist but not the Nordic Aliens? Most people these days would clearly identify the photos above as UFO’s but say the first shot of a girl was just a Uma Therman lookalike. Why don’t people think ‘Aryan’ when they hear ‘Alien’ any more?

This is the answer:

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The photo is from, of course, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. Interesting how a film could influence the public perception of aliens in such a major way isn’t it? Other things over the years (Communion, X-Files, Roswell ‘autopsy videos’ etc.) drove the point home until Nordic Aliens were a forgotten wrinkle in the history of UFOlogy.

And so ends todays post; the 16th in my ’25 Days Of Christmas’ series. In case you forgot, here’s the (wonderful!) logo again 🙂

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Going Berko

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Today I shall tackle the long unanswered question of the origin of a particular piece of Australian slang.

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“Going berko” is the term. As in “Watch out, he just found out we broke the window and he’s going berko”. Irrationally angry. Crazy. Enraged. Demented even.

I’ve used this for years, and still do. Sometimes the cats go berko for instance. A few weeks ago KLS and I had a discussion about the term, which she’d never heard before me. A rudimentary online search shows that it is almost exclusively Australian, and slang.

The word ‘Berko’ exists with other uses of course, most notably as a name (of African origin) or an English village. The urban slang dictionary includes it with no origin. Where did it come from? Why is it just Australian?

I suspect, as you may have guessed from the above, that the term derives from David Berkowitz, the so-called ‘Son of Sam’. It makes sense in many ways, and is indeed what I assumed the origin has been most most of my life. But could this be true? Could this slang be as recent as 1977? Is it actually possible that Australian schoolyard slang could be derived from a NY serial killer and that the same slang doesn’t even exist in America?

I have no answers, and for once information seems very scant online. What do you think? Do you use the term? How long have you used it? Where do you think it came from?

(Not So) Basic

Saturday, December 10th, 2011

Magic The Gathering has been around for over 15 years now, and the basic design of the cards has barely changed in that time. However they were modernized in 2003 by updating the card frames. Here’s an example of the old frame:

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And here’s the new (and still current) frame:

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But did you know that WoTC spent about 3 years deciding on the updated frame, and during that period even did some test prints of alternate frame designs? I’ve seen scans of a few of these now, and unquestionably the ones I find most attractive are these two:

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Incredible aren’t they? Only two of the first were printed (and in foil no less) and only three of the latter. They are now in the hands of private collectors and valued at many thousands ($7k+ apparently). Many other cards exist using these never-used frames, but the lands (2 islands and allegedly a mountain) are by far the most expensive because they are tournament legal.

As if the owners would ever play with them 🙂

As I have mentioned before I have a collection of basic lands, which is now upwards of 650 unique basic land cards. It makes me feel strangely happy to know that as complete as my collection almost is, there exists ‘holy grail’ lands like these that I will never, ever, ever own 🙂

The Warlock Of Firetop Mountain

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Last week I received, in the mail, a graduation gift from SFL. She had teased me about the contents prior to me receiving it, saying it was something “for the kitchen”, but I knew it was actually the World of Warcraft expansion Cataclysm, since we’re going to renew and start playing again early next year.

So you can just imagine my amazement when I opened the box and found this:

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Yes, the legendary one that got away, in my hands! Astounding! An epic gift! (Read this if you forget the back story). It’s in amazingly good condition for a 26 year old game, missing only the original figurines. But even then the replacements (metal) are superior to the plastic originals 🙂

So now I have free time again, I sat down today to play a game against myself. Here’s the board when assembled:

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Rather than use the included figures, I opted for three of my own. The brave adventurers therefore would be ‘Cute Stewardess’, ‘Tiny Keroro’ and ‘Chan Solo’ (name credit: AW!). Here they are at the entrance, unaware of their fate…

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The goal of the game is to travel through the dungeon, kill the Warlock and pilfer his chest. Much like the gamebook, the chest requires a specific key combination to unlock, and players must both collect keys and determine which ones open the chest during the game. To do this they must defeat monsters, solve puzzles and even fight with each other.

Characters are more or less identical to in FF gamebooks, with Skill, Stamina and Luck. Combat and testing luck is the same, health is healed by provisions, gold coins are used as a currency and the layout of the dungeon and most encounters within are taken directly from the gamebook. None of this is surprising, since the game itself is designed by Steve Jackson.

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In terms of complexity I’d put the game about on par (possibly slightly higher) than Talisman. This surprised me, since I always thought this was a ‘kids’ game. Of course kids would enjoy it – as a 13 year old I would have gone bonkers – but it’s also fun for adults.

Cute Stewardess went first since she had the lowest skill, and on her very first turn ended up in room with a Vampire. This is perhaps the most dreaded monster in the entire game, and very nearly did her in on the very first turn:

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The vampire threw an uncanny amount of doubles and since her luck was only 9 she almost died outright several times. Even though she won, her skill of 9 also led to a lot of damage, and after one fight she had only 6 HP remaining. She would be taking the next two turns eating provisions 🙁

Keroro and Chan Solo were much luckier, finding weak monsters and useful treasures in their first few rooms. Keroro in particular lucked out tremendously by finding a magic sword (skill +2) which raised his skill to 13 giving him a massive advantage from the start. (He also had the highest stamina and luck)

After recovering from the vampire, poor little Stewardess stumbled upon a Giant which dropped her back to 6 HP again (her maximum was only 14) and meant she’d have to rest once more, skipping turns. However Keroro found some poison and – much like the little amphibious bastard he can be – poisoned her food. Stewardess unknowingly ate the poison in her next turn and was reduced a further 2 HP. She was on the brink of death, with no more food.

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Chan Solo was accumulating gold at an uncanny rate (as befits a smuggler, I suppose). Stewardess was on death’s door, and Keroro was now wielding a magic sword, an enchanted flute, many keys and a bunch of food. To add insult to injury the first player versus player combat occured (by his choice) when Keroro ended up on the same square as Stewardess and attacked and killed her! That evil frog! He got all her stuff though, and she was out of the game.

All this dice rolling had attracted some interest by this point:

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(The background is blurred to hide Christmas gifts…)

And so the evil frog continued his unstoppable swathe-carving through the dungeon. There is no denying the fact that this game – by design – would be very difficult to win without fighting other players, so fight them he did! Armed with all of Stewardess’s keys, and powerful magic including a map and a device that 1-shots the Warlock, Tiny Keroro just needed to hunt down Chan Solo, grab his loot, and march to the treasure room.

And so he did.

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And there we have it: Legendary Tiny Keroro (key chain ornament) was the first adventurer to brave the perils of Firetop Mountain, defeat the evil Warlock Zagor, and open the chest to obtain fabulous treasure (combination: 4-7-8)

Of course the true winner here is me, since I now own one of my dream items. Thanks Florence! 🙂

25 Days Of Christmas!

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Starting today, and for the next 25 days, you lucky buggers can expect a new Robot Claw blog entry every day! “What will they be about“, you ask? Well I don’t really know, but there’s been a lot of things I’ve been planning to blog about that I didn’t get to because of how busy I was so you can expect I’ll get to that in these next few weeks. In other words, the usual stuff 🙂

To get into the spirit of things, I’ve even designed a festive logo. Here it is:

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Took me hours that did. I hope you like it 😉

So, so, so… what better way to start this special limited series than… an advent calendar! Today I cracked open this:

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Here’s what it looks like open:

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And here (spoiler alert!) is what was behind box 1:

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Um, what is it? You’re guess is as good as mine since no (mini) instructions were included. Could it be a few bits and pieces of something bigger? Perhaps I shall find out tomorrow!