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Circle In The Sky

Friday, August 6th, 2010

It’s time to discuss a controversial topic: crop circles.

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That’s one of the famous ones above, found in a field in Avebury in 1996. Here’s another one, known as the ‘Julia Set’ (since it is patterned after a fractal), and as you can see it was found near Stonehenge.

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They’ve been appearing for almost 30 years now in fields in and around Stonehenge. They really ‘took off’ in the early 1990s when they received worldwide attention, and these days can be found in many different countries (only about a third are now found in Britain). Since they were ‘discovered’ claims have been made that the earliest ‘modern’ circles actually occured in Australia back in the 1950s and 1960s. Some say Australia may even be the hotbed to this day, but the sheer size of the wheatfields (many times the area of the British Isles) means they would be left undiscovered.

All of them – every last one – is a hoax.

The above statement is controversial. It may seem obvious given the facts:
– The earliest reported circles were man-made (and the makers owned up).
– Many impossibly complicated circles claimed as genuine were man-made.
– There is zero – ZERO – evidence of any other mechanism that could have made the circles.
– The alleged scientific studies into biological changes in the crop is inconclusive and possibly even unscientific.

So why is the statement controversial? The reason is because it is enticing to believe that there is something else behind crop circles. And every article/book/documentary on them always stresses the simple fact that we cannot absolutely say they are all man made.

So the conclusion is some aren’t? That’s like saying that since I’ve never actually seen the chipmunks digging the holes that undermine our house it must be done by wombats!

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It’s alarmingly easy to find dubious information on circles. The above image for instance is often described as appearing overnight, or more particularly in a 5 hour span. This sentence is usually followed by claims it would take 25 men 3 weeks to make it.

And yet in the latest issue of the magazine Crop Circle News (which I purchased in Avebury), in the introduction, they  state that  virtually all crop circles are happened upon, and it is therefore not known exactly how long they may have been there or  how long they took to be made. Furthermore half-finished circles have been found, and in one case a circle appeared in halves over two nights. Amusingly, no-one staked out the field to see what happened the second night 🙂

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The above circle appeared in late May of this year, not too long before our trip. It is documented in the magazine as well as on various websites. The enthusiasts have embraced it whole-heartedly, offering several ‘explanations’ for the design. The magazine claims it represents a binary encoding of Euler’s Formula, and the proximity of the circle to the windmill suggests mankind should be thinking about wind power.

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There is a new age cult around these things. In fact many new age cults have embraced crop circles as if they were part of their mantra all along. Books and websites (and yes, the magazine) are far more likely to suggest the circles are the creation of a ‘living Earth’ (ie. Gaea) than extraterrestrials – which was the vogue explanation 15 odd years ago.

I have read long articles about the ‘calming fields’ inside the circles, and the ‘air’ produced by the flattened crops that envigorates the surrounding fields. Latest events in the circle community document the fact that circles are appearing in request to the thoughts of researchers – as if the creator is reading human minds.

Yes, there exist fabulous, mind-bogglingly complex designs that have not yet been claimed by hoaxers. In fact it is perhaps true to say that the majority of more wondrous, geometric circles are unknown in origin. You and I can look at them and say “How could that possible be man made?”. But I can say the same about this:

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Just because I couldn’t make a crop circle (or an ice sculpture) doesn’t mean that someone else wouldn’t be able to.

I offer proof. The following are three shots of definitely man-made crop circles. Some for fun, some for political statement, and some for advertising. You will note the precision, scope and beauty of each of these designs. People absolutely made these ones, so why do some still believe that they couldn’t have made them all?

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The ‘Dragonfly Drones’ of 2007

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

In June 2007, a freelance photographer named Steven took the following photograph as he was walking in the woods of Big Basin, California.:

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Over the next month, people in other parts of California photographed similar objects (and posted them anonymously), and the following are just an example of the images recorded:

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The UFO community went crazy. These were the first high quality, high resolution photographs of UFOs ever captured. Furthermore there were a lot of them, taken by many different people in many different locations. They were quizkly dubbed the ‘dragonfly’ or ‘drone’ UFOs.

Later that month, an individual using the pseudonym ‘Isaac’ went public with an explanation of what these craft were. He claimed that during the 1980s he worked for a beyond top secret government organization on a program named CARET, the goal of which was to reverse engineer extraterrestrial technology. These UFOs were, he said, products of such research.

All of his claims are still readable on his website. Be sure to click on the photos and scans he provides.

There is something remarkable going on here, and looking back at it from three years hence (I only found out about this yesterday) makes it even more strange.

It’s all fake, of course. Within weeks countless experts had exposed the images as the product of 3D modelling software Maya and illustration software Photoshop. The ‘drones’ were 3D models composited onto real images. Isaac’s images were not fake in that they seemed to be actual scans. However it is certain the documentation that had been scanned itself was fake. The quality of the fakes is extremely high – obviously someone (or some group) put a great deal of work into this.

What makes this story quite unusual is that no one has ever come forward and revealed it was their work.

There have been many stories, the most intriguing of which was it was a professional viral marketing campaign (for what?). But it’s all speculation, and the fact remains that to this day – over three years later – it is unknown who created the images and why.

The Greatest Lie Ever Told

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

I believe it is important to document important knowledge for future generations. With that in mind, a tale from my distant past…

It was 1982 or 1983, and I was at Jason L’s house doing what kids of that age (10) do. Riding bikes, eating lollies, talking about Star Wars. And – of course – playing Atari 2600.

We were in Jason’s downstairs room. The one where his dad stored the pickled tumors and testicles (I think he was a urologist). There was a large cream-coloured sofa and an ancient console-style TV on which the 2600 was connected. There were quite a few people there – a dozen or more. It was probably a birthday party for Jason. Many were there to hear the lie.

John F lived nearby. He was there with his brothers. I remember them as twins, although I doubt that is true. They were both younger, and probably only invited because they were virtually neighbours. Both were energetic and talkative boys, especially compared to John. They are key players in the tale, since one of them (I forget which one) would be the person that would that day utter the greatest lie ever told.

I wonder what we had for lunch? Hamburgers maybe? Hotdogs? Jason had a pet crow in a giant aviary-cage in the backyard. Or was it a magpie? I went into the cage one time and fed it. I was no doubt scared, for corvids scared me at that age.

Many years later (at university) I would befriend Jason’s sister Alison, who was a few years older than me. She was a sweet girl, who once had trouble at school because she was reluctant to euthanize the rabbits and rats used in her lab. I assume she was there that day to hear the lie.

We were all playing Pac-Man on the 2600. It was dark. Was it winter? Was it a pyjama party? I doubt the latter; probably just a party that went into the evening. There were quite a few of us in that room all playing Atari at the time, probably unaware of how legendary the game would become one day.

At that age children exaggerate. It is common for younger boys to attempt to impress older boys with outrageous statements. Lies if you will. On that day one of John F’s younger brothers revealed a dark and spooky secret, otherwise known as the greatest lie ever told:

One night I was playing Pac-Man and the game stopped and a skeleton hand dragged across the screen and the words ‘don’t kill my babies’ appeared.”

I imagine it looked something like this:

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As I said, many heard this claim. He was quizzed on it, and stuck to his story. Laughter ensued, and in the days that followed amusement would turn to mockery as word spread at school. Somehow John himself became the victim of some of the teasing, as if he was responsible for his brothers ludicrous comment. I recall dimly the teasing became so bad a teacher was involved at some point (or so I heard).

I think it is safe to say that few – if any – of us believed that such an incident had occured.

Looking back almost 30 years later I am torn. The scientist in me requires hard evidence to believe anything, but the imaginist in me likes to be proven wrong on such matters. In time, the boy that made the claim grew into a man and (sadly) passed away some years ago, so the veracity of his tale is beyond further investigation. Did he even remember it? Does anyone else? Why do I?

More importantly: could this really have occurred?

Suffice to say, even if he was telling the truth, the title of this post would remain accurate…